Steven Universe 1x27

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Left homeless and with a broken leg after the events of the previous episode, Greg stays with Steven and the Gems as a temporary house guest and unintentionally interferes with Steven's healing powers.

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1. 1x27 - "House Guest"

2. Wow. Those water constructs really

3. did a number on Greg's van. Hmm.

4. Eh, give it a rest, Pearl.

5. That thing will be busted forever.

6. I completely disagree. It's just a simple

7. human machine. I'm sure I can figure this whole

8. - thing out before you know it. - Hey, guys!

9. Zoop! I've got something that'll patch

10. this van up real good.

11. Is it some kind of complex human tool?

12. Yep ... high-quality duct tape.

13. Some well-placed duct tape can patch anything up in a pinch.

14. - See? - I'm sure I can fix

15. - this without your tape. - Well, gee.

16. Let me at least give you a hand.

17. - Uh, dad, be careful! - Whew!

18. I'm sorry you hurt your leg and your van got all

19. - smashed up because of me. - You apologizetoo much.

20. Maybe I shouldn't have tagged along on

21. that crazy adventure, but at least I got to spend some

22. - time with my fave guy. - What if you stayed

23. - with us until you got better? - Hey, that's a great idea!

24. But won't I get in the way of your training?

25. - Yes. - Wait.

26. Steven, don't you have healing powers now?

27. Oh, right! Yes! You fix Greg. I'll fix the van.

28. Nobody has to live with us.

29. Yeah! Hmm-hmm!

30. Here goes something new and exciting.

31. Hmm! Mm! And... go!

32. Okay. You should be better now.

33. Okay. If you say so.

34. - Ugh-ahh! - Dad!

35. - Why didn't it work? - Hey, sorry, buddy.

36. Maybe you just need a little more practice.

37. But I was doing so well before.

38. Steven, don't worry about it. Your powers are a bit fickle, after all.

39. Just give it a bit more time.

40. Cheer up, Steven. At least now we get to spend

41. - more time together, right? - Y-yeah. Right.

42. - Hmm. - Garnet, can you give me a hand?

43. Bombs away!

44. Ahh. Ohh. Ahh.

45. You're back. The geode is cracked.

46. - We must leave immediately. - What?

47. - Oh, no. - You, too, Steven.

48. - Yeah! - Oh, really?

49. - Oh! Oh, yeah. - It's okay, Steven.

50. I'll be fine. You go on your mission.

51. - A-are you sure? - Of course.

52. Thanks, dad!

53. - We'll be back before you know it! - Okay.

54. Don't worry about your old man.

55. My leg's not getting any more broken. If I need something,

56. I'll just... crawl. My arms are still not broken.

57. - Amethyst: Oh, brother. - Now, Greg, there's no

58. need to be so pathetic. If anything happens to you,

59. you can call us with this.

60. - What is it? - It's a warp whistle.

61. - Warp whistle. - If you blow in it, the warp pad

62. will activate and alert us that we need to return.

63. See, dad? You'll be fine!

64. Right. I'll be fine.

65. Good luck on your mission, son.

66. - Man. This place is janked up. - Wow!

67. Was there an explosion or something?

68. - Almost. - What you're looking at

69. is a synthetic storm that was contained in ...

70. Is that the warp whistle?

71. Dad needs me! I'll be right back!

72. - Dad, I'm here! Is everything ... - Hey, Steven!

73. Just making sure this thing actually works.

74. Whew! Okay. We'll be back later.

75. - Sorry for the holdup! - Is everything okay?

76. Hey, did Greg fall down and break his butt?

77. - Ha ha ha! - That's not funny.

78. - I know. - Like I was saying,

79. this is a synthetic ...

80. I'm sure it's very important.

81. - Dad? - I'm really sorry, but...

82. Where's the remote?

83. That's actually a very important question.

84. It was very important.

85. Okay. So, if the geode breaks, the storm

86. will be unleashed and our bodies will be vaporized.

87. - Then we'd be dead. - That's where you come in.

88. - Say what? - You should try and

89. - seal that crack with your healing powers. - But... what if...

90. - I can't do it? - It won't hurt to try.

91. Okay.

92. It's not working! Ugh!

93. I knew this would happen... just when I thought

94. - I was getting better. - Don't beat yourself up, Steven.

95. Yeah! Don't worry about it!

96. - We'll find another way. - Eh.

97. You don't understand. How am I supposed to call myself

98. a Crystal Gem if I can't even ...

99. Dad? Dad?

100. Da-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d!

101. Dad, are you okay? Answer me!

102. Ahh! Steven! You just missed the funniest

103. - commercial. - What?

104. It was that one for the dog

105. treats where the dog's dressed up like a doctor.

106. If I ever get heartworms, I'm

107. - eating those dog treats. - Dad!

108. You're only supposed to use the warp whistle for real

109. emergencies, like if you fell down and broke your butt!

110. Yeah. Sorry about that.

111. It's okay.

112. Uh... since you're here, you ... you mind grabbing me

113. - a snack from the Big Donut? - Yeah. Sure thing.

114. - I'll be right back, you guys. - We'll be in the temple.

115. We have to come up

116. - with another plan ... quick. - Yo, dude, no

117. worries about earlier. You'll get ahold of your powers

118. - before you know it. - Thanks, Amethyst.

119. - Get me a croissant. - Aww!

120. I forgot to ask dad what kind of donuts he wants.

121. Ahh. Hey, dad, I ...

122. Olé! Steven!

123. Ha! You had me scared there,

124. son. Didn't see you standing in the doorway.

125. Your old man's still got it!

126. What, this? I guess I couldn't wait for

127. those donuts. Oh. Oh, yeah.

128. Oh-ho-ho-ho! Ouch!

129. - Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! - Just stop, dad.

130. I get what's going on. Your leg's not broken at all, is it?

131. It was broken, but you healed

132. - it back at the car wash. - You lied to me!

133. - Now I can't do it anymore! - What?

134. The gems needed me to fix the broken rock, but my

135. powers aren't working! It ... it's because of you!

136. - You messed with my head! - No! I-I didn't mean for ...

137. I just wanted to live with my son again!

138. I really thought I was getting better.

139. I finally felt like a Crystal Gem!

140. Now what if I can't do... anything?

141. Steven, don't beat yourself up!

142. - This is my fault! - Yeah! Yeah, it is!

143. Ugh! What am I going to do?

144. My powers ... they're ...

145. I'm sorry. I ...

146. - Dad! - It's time for me to fix

147. - the trouble I've caused. - No!

148. Dad!

149. Dad! Be careful!

150. Don't worry, Steven! Your old man's gonna ...

151. - Dad! - Ooh! Ahh! Uhh!

152. - Ohh! - Are you okay?

153. Steven, get out of here! I'm responsible for this!

154. - No, you're not! - But I messed up your powers!

155. I did everything I'm not supposed to do,

156. - and now you can't heal! - I healed you, right?

157. Hey, get in there and patch things up,

158. just like you patched up your old man!

159. Double healing

160. powers!

161. It's still not working!

162. Ah, forget it! I've got another idea!

163. There. See? Almost as good as new.

164. No way...

165. - So, I've realigned the axles... - I can't believe it!

166. replaced the spark plugs...

167. - it's never looked this good! - ... sealed the leaks in

168. the intake manifold gaskets, and recalibrated the timing belt.

169. As long as you ease up on second

170. Gear, your transmission should be fine.

171. Pearl! I can't thank you enough!

172. So, uh, now that I'm feeling

173. better, it's about time I move back home.

174. Can't have me messing up more magic stuff.

175. Just in case you have trouble again.

176. - Good night, dad. - Good night, Steven!