Steven Universe 1x22

1. AND STEVEN!

2. HEY! HOW 'BOUT THIS ONE HERE? WHAT ONE? THIS LITTLE ONE!

3. WHAT ONE? THIS LITTLE ONE! IT'S ADORB-ABLE.

4. THIS LITTLE ONE! IT'S ADORB-ABLE. STEVEN, THE LEGENDARY

5. IT'S ADORB-ABLE. STEVEN, THE LEGENDARY GLASS OF TIME WON'T BE NEARLY SO

6. STEVEN, THE LEGENDARY GLASS OF TIME WON'T BE NEARLY SO SMALL AND INSIGNIFICANT.

7. GLASS OF TIME WON'T BE NEARLY SO SMALL AND INSIGNIFICANT. IT'LL BE BEAUTIFUL AND GRAND,

8. SMALL AND INSIGNIFICANT. IT'LL BE BEAUTIFUL AND GRAND, LIKE THIS ONE!

9. IT'LL BE BEAUTIFUL AND GRAND, LIKE THIS ONE! I THINK IT'S THIS

10. LIKE THIS ONE! I THINK IT'S THIS ONE.

11. I THINK IT'S THIS ONE. WHOA!

12. ONE. WHOA! YOU MEAN THE BIGGEST

13. WHOA! YOU MEAN THE BIGGEST ONE?

14. YOU MEAN THE BIGGEST ONE? HOW ARE WE EVEN SUPPOSED TO GET

15. ONE? HOW ARE WE EVEN SUPPOSED TO GET THAT BACK TO THE WARP PAD?

16. HOW ARE WE EVEN SUPPOSED TO GET THAT BACK TO THE WARP PAD? I CAN CARRY IT.

17. THAT BACK TO THE WARP PAD? I CAN CARRY IT. WAIT!

18. I CAN CARRY IT. WAIT! WE NEED TO BE CAREFUL WHICH ONE

19. WAIT! WE NEED TO BE CAREFUL WHICH ONE WE TOUCH!

20. WE NEED TO BE CAREFUL WHICH ONE WE TOUCH! YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST

21. WE TOUCH! YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME WE WERE HERE.

22. YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME WE WERE HERE. WHAT HAPPENED?

23. TIME WE WERE HERE. WHAT HAPPENED? HEY, GUYS!

24. WHAT HAPPENED? HEY, GUYS! I'M MAKIN' THE CALL, AND IT'S

25. HEY, GUYS! I'M MAKIN' THE CALL, AND IT'S THIS JANKY ONE HERE!

26. I'M MAKIN' THE CALL, AND IT'S THIS JANKY ONE HERE! AMETHYST!

27. THIS JANKY ONE HERE! AMETHYST!

28. AMETHYST! UH...

29. UH... NOPE, IT WASN'T.

30. UH... NOPE, IT WASN'T. LOOK OUT!

31. NOPE, IT WASN'T. LOOK OUT! WHOA! UGH!

32. LOOK OUT! WHOA! UGH! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH

33. WHOA! UGH! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME!

34. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME! AMETHYST, COME ON!

35. TIME! AMETHYST, COME ON! STEVEN!

36. AMETHYST, COME ON! STEVEN! W-WHERE DO YOU THINK

37. STEVEN! W-WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

38. W-WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? AMETHYST GETS TO KEEP

39. YOU'RE GOING? AMETHYST GETS TO KEEP HERS!

40. AMETHYST GETS TO KEEP HERS! DARN TOOTIN'!

41. HERS! DARN TOOTIN'! I'M GONNA GET THE ONE

42. DARN TOOTIN'! I'M GONNA GET THE ONE I PICKED OUT!

43. I'M GONNA GET THE ONE I PICKED OUT! STEVEN!

44. I PICKED OUT! STEVEN! STEVEN!

45. STEVEN! STEVEN! MY NAME'S STEVEN.

46. STEVEN! MY NAME'S STEVEN. YOU'RE GONNA LIVE WITH ME.

47. MY NAME'S STEVEN. YOU'RE GONNA LIVE WITH ME. STEVEN, COME ON!

48. YOU'RE GONNA LIVE WITH ME. STEVEN, COME ON! AAH!

49. STEVEN, COME ON! AAH! I'M A-COMIN'!

50. AAH! I'M A-COMIN'! I'M A-COMIN'!

51. I'M A-COMIN'! I'M A-COMIN'!

52. I'M A-COMIN'! HANG ON.

53. HANG ON. HURRY UP. HURRY UP.

54. HANG ON. HURRY UP. HURRY UP. HURRY UP. HURRY UP.

55. HURRY UP. HURRY UP. HURRY UP. HURRY UP. GOTCHA.

56. HURRY UP. HURRY UP. GOTCHA. WELL DONE, GARNET!

57. GOTCHA. WELL DONE, GARNET!

58. WELL DONE, GARNET!

59. HOT POTATO!

60. HOT POTATO! WE'RE DOING THAT AGAIN, RIGHT?

61. HOT POTATO! WE'RE DOING THAT AGAIN, RIGHT? UNFORTUNATELY, WE'LL

62. WE'RE DOING THAT AGAIN, RIGHT? UNFORTUNATELY, WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER HUNDRED

63. UNFORTUNATELY, WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER HUNDRED YEARS FOR THE SEA SHRINE TO

64. HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER HUNDRED YEARS FOR THE SEA SHRINE TO REFORM 'CAUSE SOMEBODY COULDN'T

65. YEARS FOR THE SEA SHRINE TO REFORM 'CAUSE SOMEBODY COULDN'T KEEP THEIR HANDS TO THEMSELVES.

66. REFORM 'CAUSE SOMEBODY COULDN'T KEEP THEIR HANDS TO THEMSELVES. YOU HAVE A LOBSTER ON

67. KEEP THEIR HANDS TO THEMSELVES. YOU HAVE A LOBSTER ON YOUR BUTT.

68. YOU HAVE A LOBSTER ON YOUR BUTT. HUH? EEE!

69. YOUR BUTT. HUH? EEE!

70. HUH? EEE!

71. BEACH-A-PALOOZA!

72. BEACH-A-PALOOZA! BEACH-A-WHA-WHOZAA?

73. BEACH-A-PALOOZA! BEACH-A-WHA-WHOZAA? PALOOZA.

74. BEACH-A-WHA-WHOZAA? PALOOZA. THAT WAS A LOT OF

75. PALOOZA. THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN, YOU GUYS.

76. THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN, YOU GUYS. I'LL SEE YOU LATER!

77. FUN, YOU GUYS. I'LL SEE YOU LATER! AFTER YOU, SIR.

78. I'LL SEE YOU LATER! AFTER YOU, SIR. BUH-BYE!

79. AFTER YOU, SIR. BUH-BYE!

80. BUH-BYE!

81. YEP.

82. YEP. MM-HMM.

83. YEP. MM-HMM. DAD! DAD!

84. MM-HMM. DAD! DAD! ARE YOU READY TO REHEARSE?

85. DAD! DAD! ARE YOU READY TO REHEARSE? WHOA!

86. ARE YOU READY TO REHEARSE? WHOA! UHH...

87. WHOA! UHH... WE'RE HAVING A BIT OF A DAY.

88. UHH... WE'RE HAVING A BIT OF A DAY. IS IT STUCK?

89. WE'RE HAVING A BIT OF A DAY. IS IT STUCK? YEAH.

90. IS IT STUCK? YEAH. WHY DOES A BOAT NEED

91. YEAH. WHY DOES A BOAT NEED A CAR WASH?

92. WHY DOES A BOAT NEED A CAR WASH? HUH!

93. A CAR WASH? HUH!

94. HUH! SORRY, BUDDY.

95. SORRY, BUDDY. I DON'T THINK I CAN PLAY IN THE

96. SORRY, BUDDY. I DON'T THINK I CAN PLAY IN THE CONCERT TONIGHT.

97. I DON'T THINK I CAN PLAY IN THE CONCERT TONIGHT. I GOT TO DEAL WITH THIS.

98. CONCERT TONIGHT. I GOT TO DEAL WITH THIS. YOU'RE BAILING ON

99. I GOT TO DEAL WITH THIS. YOU'RE BAILING ON BEACH-A-PALOOZA?

100. YOU'RE BAILING ON BEACH-A-PALOOZA? BUT THE WHOLE TOWN'S GONNA BE

101. BEACH-A-PALOOZA? BUT THE WHOLE TOWN'S GONNA BE THERE!

102. BUT THE WHOLE TOWN'S GONNA BE THERE! STEVEN, THAT'S LIKE 15

103. THERE! STEVEN, THAT'S LIKE 15 PEOPLE.

104. STEVEN, THAT'S LIKE 15 PEOPLE. NEXT TIME, BUD, I PROMISE.

105. PEOPLE. NEXT TIME, BUD, I PROMISE. ALL RIGHT, MAYBE IF YOU BRING IT

106. NEXT TIME, BUD, I PROMISE. ALL RIGHT, MAYBE IF YOU BRING IT FORWARD A LITTLE BIT.

107. ALL RIGHT, MAYBE IF YOU BRING IT FORWARD A LITTLE BIT. STUPID BOAT GETTIN'

108. FORWARD A LITTLE BIT. STUPID BOAT GETTIN' ALL STUCK.

109. STUPID BOAT GETTIN' ALL STUCK. NOBODY LIKES YOU, BOAT!

110. ALL STUCK. NOBODY LIKES YOU, BOAT! WISH I COULD'VE BEEN THERE TO

111. NOBODY LIKES YOU, BOAT! WISH I COULD'VE BEEN THERE TO TELL MY DAD YOU WERE TOO FAT!

112. WISH I COULD'VE BEEN THERE TO TELL MY DAD YOU WERE TOO FAT!

113. TELL MY DAD YOU WERE TOO FAT! THAT'S IT. JUST BACK HER IN.

114. THAT'S IT. JUST BACK HER IN. SHE'LL DEFINITELY FIT.

115. THAT'S IT. JUST BACK HER IN. SHE'LL DEFINITELY FIT. WHAT THE...

116. SHE'LL DEFINITELY FIT. WHAT THE... DAD! DAD!

117. WHAT THE... DAD! DAD! HEY, STU-BALL.

118. DAD! DAD! HEY, STU-BALL. YOU EXCITED FOR BEACH-A-PALOOZA!

119. HEY, STU-BALL. YOU EXCITED FOR BEACH-A-PALOOZA! DAD! DAD!

120. YOU EXCITED FOR BEACH-A-PALOOZA! DAD! DAD! FAT, IT'S FAT!

121. DAD! DAD! FAT, IT'S FAT! FAT, FAT, FAT!

122. FAT, IT'S FAT! FAT, FAT, FAT! RUDE!

123. FAT, FAT, FAT! RUDE! NOT YOU! THE BOAT!

124. RUDE! NOT YOU! THE BOAT! THE BOAT!

125. NOT YOU! THE BOAT! THE BOAT! HUH? WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

126. THE BOAT! HUH? WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! STOP!

127. HUH? WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! STOP! HUH?

128. STOP! HUH? NICE CATCH, STEVEN!

129. HUH? NICE CATCH, STEVEN!

130. NICE CATCH, STEVEN! THE THING!

131. THE THING! YOU TOOK ME BACK IN TIME, DIDN'T

132. THE THING! YOU TOOK ME BACK IN TIME, DIDN'T YOU?

133. YOU TOOK ME BACK IN TIME, DIDN'T YOU? OH, MAN.

134. YOU? OH, MAN. PEARL'S GONNA FLIP WHEN SHE

135. OH, MAN. PEARL'S GONNA FLIP WHEN SHE FINDS OUT YOU WERE THE REAL ONE!

136. PEARL'S GONNA FLIP WHEN SHE FINDS OUT YOU WERE THE REAL ONE! LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT THE

137. FINDS OUT YOU WERE THE REAL ONE! LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT THE BOAT'S FAT!

138. LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT THE BOAT'S FAT!

139. BOAT'S FAT! OH, NO! YOUR TRUCK!

140. OH, NO! YOUR TRUCK!

141. OH, NO! YOUR TRUCK! OH! WHOA! AAH!

142. OH! WHOA! AAH! AAH!

143. AAH! GOT TO SAVE THE VAN!

144. AAH! GOT TO SAVE THE VAN! I WISH I COULD GO BACK AND

145. GOT TO SAVE THE VAN! I WISH I COULD GO BACK AND STOP MYSELF FROM STOPPING MY

146. I WISH I COULD GO BACK AND STOP MYSELF FROM STOPPING MY DAD!

147. STOP MYSELF FROM STOPPING MY DAD!

148. DAD! THAT'S IT. JUST BACK HER IN.

149. THAT'S IT. JUST BACK HER IN. SHE'LL DEFINITELY FIT.

150. THAT'S IT. JUST BACK HER IN. SHE'LL DEFINITELY FIT. WHAT THE...

151. SHE'LL DEFINITELY FIT. WHAT THE... DAD! DAD!

152. WHAT THE... DAD! DAD!

153. WHAT?

154. WHAT? Shh!

155. WHAT? Shh! FUTURE STEVEN?

156. Shh! FUTURE STEVEN? LISTEN,

157. FUTURE STEVEN? LISTEN, TWO-MINUTES-AGO STEVEN.

158. LISTEN, TWO-MINUTES-AGO STEVEN. WE CAN'T GO AROUND TRYING TO

159. TWO-MINUTES-AGO STEVEN. WE CAN'T GO AROUND TRYING TO CHANGE TIME STUFF.

160. WE CAN'T GO AROUND TRYING TO CHANGE TIME STUFF. IT JUST MAKES THINGS WORSE!

161. CHANGE TIME STUFF. IT JUST MAKES THINGS WORSE!

162. IT JUST MAKES THINGS WORSE! OH, NO! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

163. OH, NO! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? AWW, MAN.

164. OH, NO! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? AWW, MAN. I REALLY WANTED TO PLAY AT

165. AWW, MAN. I REALLY WANTED TO PLAY AT BEACH-A-PALOOZA!

166. I REALLY WANTED TO PLAY AT BEACH-A-PALOOZA! TOO BAD YOU AND I CAN'T BE IN A

167. BEACH-A-PALOOZA! TOO BAD YOU AND I CAN'T BE IN A BAND.

168. TOO BAD YOU AND I CAN'T BE IN A BAND. WAIT A MINUTE!

169. BAND. WAIT A MINUTE!

170. WAIT A MINUTE!

171. STEVEN! UGH!

172. STEVEN! UGH! STEVEN?

173. STEVEN? STEVEN?

174. STEVEN? STEVEN? WHAT'S GOING ON?

175. STEVEN? WHAT'S GOING ON? NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!

176. WHAT'S GOING ON? NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! WANNA JOIN OUR BAND?

177. NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! WANNA JOIN OUR BAND? YES!

178. WANNA JOIN OUR BAND? YES! BUT DIDN'T DAD SAY HE WOULD PLAY

179. YES! BUT DIDN'T DAD SAY HE WOULD PLAY WITH US?

180. BUT DIDN'T DAD SAY HE WOULD PLAY WITH US? HE HAD AN EMERGENCY

181. WITH US? HE HAD AN EMERGENCY AT THE CAR WASH.

182. HE HAD AN EMERGENCY AT THE CAR WASH. WE SHOULD GO HELP

183. AT THE CAR WASH. WE SHOULD GO HELP HIM!

184. WE SHOULD GO HELP HIM! NO!

185. HIM! NO! THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.

186. NO! THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO. THE BOAT'S FAT, TRUST US.

187. THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO. THE BOAT'S FAT, TRUST US. OKAY, SO, WHO'S OUR

188. THE BOAT'S FAT, TRUST US. OKAY, SO, WHO'S OUR FOURTH?

189. OKAY, SO, WHO'S OUR FOURTH? WE NEED A DRUMMER.

190. FOURTH? WE NEED A DRUMMER. NOT A PROBLEM,

191. WE NEED A DRUMMER. NOT A PROBLEM, STEVEN.

192. NOT A PROBLEM, STEVEN. HEY, IT'S THE TIME

193. STEVEN. HEY, IT'S THE TIME THING —

194. HEY, IT'S THE TIME THING — [ "STEVEN AND THE STEVENS"

195. THING —

196. 2!

197. 2! 3! 4!

198. 3! 4!

199. THAT'S ME!

200. THAT'S ME!

201. HEY!

202. HEY! GREAT SINGING, STEVEN!

203. HEY! GREAT SINGING, STEVEN! THANKS, STEVEN!

204. GREAT SINGING, STEVEN! THANKS, STEVEN! CAN I SING LEAD THIS

205. THANKS, STEVEN! CAN I SING LEAD THIS TIME?

206. CAN I SING LEAD THIS TIME? WELL, I USUALLY SING

207. TIME? WELL, I USUALLY SING LEAD VOCALS WHEN I PLAY WITH

208. WELL, I USUALLY SING LEAD VOCALS WHEN I PLAY WITH DAD.

209. LEAD VOCALS WHEN I PLAY WITH DAD. SO DO I!

210. DAD. SO DO I! ME, TOO!

211. SO DO I! ME, TOO! ME, TOO, TOO!

212. ME, TOO! ME, TOO, TOO! WE ALL DO! WE'RE ALL STEVEN!

213. ME, TOO, TOO! WE ALL DO! WE'RE ALL STEVEN! WELL, ONE OF US HAS

214. WE ALL DO! WE'RE ALL STEVEN! WELL, ONE OF US HAS GOT TO BE THE BAND LEADER!

215. WELL, ONE OF US HAS GOT TO BE THE BAND LEADER! HMM.

216. GOT TO BE THE BAND LEADER! HMM. HMM.

217. HMM. HMM. HMM. OH!

218. HMM. HMM. OH! THE LEADER SHOULD BE THE

219. HMM. OH! THE LEADER SHOULD BE THE ORIGINAL STEVEN!

220. THE LEADER SHOULD BE THE ORIGINAL STEVEN! THE ONE THAT'S BEEN

221. ORIGINAL STEVEN! THE ONE THAT'S BEEN AROUND THE LONGEST!

222. THE ONE THAT'S BEEN AROUND THE LONGEST! YEAH! ALL RIGHT!

223. AROUND THE LONGEST! YEAH! ALL RIGHT! THAT'S A GOOD IDEA!

224. YEAH! ALL RIGHT! THAT'S A GOOD IDEA! OH, HO, HO!

225. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA! OH, HO, HO! MM-HMM.

226. OH, HO, HO! MM-HMM. DONE AND DONE!

227. MM-HMM. DONE AND DONE! STEVEN 2, YOU'RE THE SMART ONE.

228. DONE AND DONE! STEVEN 2, YOU'RE THE SMART ONE. STEVEN 3, YOU'RE THE FUNNY ONE.

229. STEVEN 2, YOU'RE THE SMART ONE. STEVEN 3, YOU'RE THE FUNNY ONE. STEVEN 4, YOU'RE THE SENSITIVE

230. STEVEN 3, YOU'RE THE FUNNY ONE. STEVEN 4, YOU'RE THE SENSITIVE ONE.

231. STEVEN 4, YOU'RE THE SENSITIVE ONE. AND I'M...

232. ONE. AND I'M...

233. AND I'M... THE HANDSOME ONE!

234. THE HANDSOME ONE! OKAY?

235. THE HANDSOME ONE! OKAY? OKAY!

236. OKAY? OKAY! Steven 4: OKEY-DOKEY,

237. OKAY! Steven 4: OKEY-DOKEY, ARTICHOKEY!

238. OKEY-DOKEY, ARTICHOKEY! STEVEN 4, WHAT ARE

239. ARTICHOKEY! STEVEN 4, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

240. STEVEN 4, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE NOT THE FUNNY ONE!

241. YOU DOING? YOU'RE NOT THE FUNNY ONE! STEVEN 3 IS!

242. YOU'RE NOT THE FUNNY ONE! STEVEN 3 IS! Steven 3: WELL, WE'RE ALL THE

243. STEVEN 3 IS! Steven 3: WELL, WE'RE ALL THE SAME PERSON, SO WE'RE ALL

244. WELL, WE'RE ALL THE SAME PERSON, SO WE'RE ALL EQUALLY PRONE TO BEING

245. SAME PERSON, SO WE'RE ALL EQUALLY PRONE TO BEING HILARIOUS.

246. EQUALLY PRONE TO BEING HILARIOUS. NO, NO!

247. HILARIOUS. NO, NO! THAT WAS TOO SMART AN

248. NO, NO! THAT WAS TOO SMART AN OBSERVATION FOR YOU, 3!

249. THAT WAS TOO SMART AN OBSERVATION FOR YOU, 3! YOU'RE THE FUNNY ONE!

250. OBSERVATION FOR YOU, 3! YOU'RE THE FUNNY ONE! Steven 2: WAIT, WHICH ONE AM

251. YOU'RE THE FUNNY ONE! Steven 2: WAIT, WHICH ONE AM I AGAIN?

252. WAIT, WHICH ONE AM I AGAIN? DANG IT, NUMBER 2,

253. I AGAIN? DANG IT, NUMBER 2, YOU'RE THE SMART ONE!

254. DANG IT, NUMBER 2, YOU'RE THE SMART ONE! Steven 4: HEY, IF STEVEN 1 IS

255. YOU'RE THE SMART ONE! Steven 4: HEY, IF STEVEN 1 IS THE HANDSOME ONE, DOES THAT MEAN

256. HEY, IF STEVEN 1 IS THE HANDSOME ONE, DOES THAT MEAN THE REST OF US AREN'T

257. THE HANDSOME ONE, DOES THAT MEAN THE REST OF US AREN'T GOOD-LOOKING?

258. THE REST OF US AREN'T GOOD- NO WAY!

259. GOOD- NO WAY! WE'RE ALL EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE!

260. NO WAY! WE'RE ALL EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE! Steven 2: LET'S GO GET JOBS

261. WE'RE ALL EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE! Steven 2: LET'S GO GET JOBS AS MODELS!

262. LET'S GO GET JOBS AS MODELS! HEY!

263. AS MODELS! HEY! NONE OF YOU ARE THE HANDSOME

264. HEY! NONE OF YOU ARE THE HANDSOME ONE!

265. NONE OF YOU ARE THE HANDSOME ONE! I'M THE HANDSOME ONE!

266. ONE! I'M THE HANDSOME ONE! AH! NO!

267. I'M THE HANDSOME ONE! AH! NO! I DIDN'T MEAN —

268. AH! NO! I DIDN'T MEAN — WE DECIDED...

269. I DIDN'T MEAN — WE DECIDED...

270. WE DECIDED... LET'S TAKE FIVE.

271. LET'S TAKE FIVE. THERE'S A 5th STEVEN?

272. LET'S TAKE FIVE. THERE'S A 5th STEVEN? NO!

273. THERE'S A 5th STEVEN? NO! I MEAN A FIVE-MINUTE BREAK!

274. NO! I MEAN A FIVE-MINUTE BREAK!

275. I MEAN A FIVE-MINUTE BREAK! WE KNOW.

276. WE KNOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

277. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I'M SO... ANNOYING!

278. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I'M SO... ANNOYING! MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR ME TO QUIT

279. I'M SO... ANNOYING! MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR ME TO QUIT THE MUSIC BUSINESS.

280. MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR ME TO QUIT THE MUSIC BUSINESS.

281. WHAT'S ALL THIS NOISE? I THOUGHT WE AGREED

282. I THOUGHT WE AGREED THAT STEVEN AND THE STEVENS WAS

283. I THOUGHT WE AGREED THAT STEVEN AND THE STEVENS WAS GONNA BE A LIGHT-HEARTED

284. THAT STEVEN AND THE STEVENS WAS GONNA BE A LIGHT-HEARTED THROWBACK TO EARLY ROCK 'N'

285. GONNA BE A LIGHT-HEARTED THROWBACK TO EARLY ROCK 'N' ROLL, NOT THIS MESS OF SCREAMING

286. THROWBACK TO EARLY ROCK 'N' ROLL, NOT THIS MESS OF SCREAMING AND DISTORTION!

287. ROLL, NOT THIS MESS OF SCREAMING AND DISTORTION! Steven 3: LOOK, STEVEN.

288. AND DISTORTION! Steven 3: LOOK, STEVEN. STEVEN AND I WERE TALKING, AND

289. LOOK, STEVEN. STEVEN AND I WERE TALKING, AND STEVEN AGREES.

290. STEVEN AND I WERE TALKING, AND STEVEN AGREES. YOUR ATTITUDE JUST ISN'T WORKING

291. STEVEN AGREES. YOUR ATTITUDE JUST ISN'T WORKING FOR US.

292. YOUR ATTITUDE JUST ISN'T WORKING FOR US. Steven 2: WE'VE BEEN A LOT

293. FOR US. Steven 2: WE'VE BEEN A LOT MORE PRODUCTIVE WITHOUT YOU.

294. WE'VE BEEN A LOT MORE PRODUCTIVE WITHOUT YOU. Steven 4: WE ALREADY WROTE AN

295. MORE PRODUCTIVE WITHOUT YOU. Steven 4: WE ALREADY WROTE AN ANGSTY SONG ABOUT THAT TIME YOU

296. WE ALREADY WROTE AN ANGSTY SONG ABOUT THAT TIME YOU MADE US FEEL BAD FOR NOT BEING

297. ANGSTY SONG ABOUT THAT TIME YOU MADE US FEEL BAD FOR NOT BEING HANDSOME.

298. MADE US FEEL BAD FOR NOT BEING HANDSOME. YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT

299. HANDSOME. YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT OF THE BAND?

300. YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT OF THE BAND? WAIT.

301. OF THE BAND? WAIT. WHO'S PLAYING DRUMS?

302. WAIT. WHO'S PLAYING DRUMS? Steven 4: AMETHYST SAID SHE'D

303. WHO'S PLAYING DRUMS? Steven 4: AMETHYST SAID SHE'D DO IT.

304. AMETHYST SAID SHE'D DO IT. I'M DOWN FOR

305. DO IT. I'M DOWN FOR WHATEVER.

306. I'M DOWN FOR WHATEVER. OH, COME ON!

307. WHATEVER. OH, COME ON! Steven 3: ♪ STEVEN'S A BIG,

308. WHOA, DUDE. LISTEN UP!

309. WHOA, DUDE. LISTEN UP! YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT OF THE

310. LISTEN UP! YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT OF THE BAND!

311. YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT OF THE BAND! I'M THE ORIGINAL STEVEN.

312. BAND! I'M THE ORIGINAL STEVEN. I CREATED YOU!

313. I'M THE ORIGINAL STEVEN. I CREATED YOU! STEVEN AND THE STEVENS WAS MY

314. I CREATED YOU! STEVEN AND THE STEVENS WAS MY IDEA!

315. STEVEN AND THE STEVENS WAS MY IDEA! WITHOUT ME, YOU'D ALL BE

316. IDEA! WITHOUT ME, YOU'D ALL BE NOTHING!

317. WITHOUT ME, YOU'D ALL BE NOTHING!

318. NOTHING! THAT'S IT.

319. THAT'S IT.

320. STEVEN, NO!

321. STEVEN, NO! WISH I COULD HAVE

322. WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN THERE TO TELL MY DAD YOU

323. WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN THERE TO TELL MY DAD YOU WERE TOO —

324. BEEN THERE TO TELL MY DAD YOU WERE TOO —

325. WERE TOO — AH!

326. AH! DON'T START THE BAND,

327. DON'T START THE BAND, STEVEN.

328. DON'T START THE BAND, STEVEN. IT'LL ONLY TEAR US APART.

329. STEVEN. IT'LL ONLY TEAR US APART.

330. IT'LL ONLY TEAR US APART. HO, HO!

331. HO, HO! WE ALL HAVE TIME THINGS!

332. HO, HO! WE ALL HAVE TIME THINGS! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH

333. WE ALL HAVE TIME THINGS! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, YOU TURKEYS!

334. YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, YOU TURKEYS! HA!

335. ME, YOU TURKEYS! HA!

336. HA! WE GOT TO STOP ME.

337. I'M OKAY, GUYS. I JUST — WHA— TOO FAR BACK!

338. I JUST — WHA— TOO FAR BACK!

339. TOO FAR BACK!

340. HUH?

341. HUH?

342. JUST TAKE ME BACK TO

343. JUST TAKE ME BACK TO THE BEGINNING.

344. JUST TAKE ME BACK TO THE BEGINNING.

345. THE BEGINNING. AMETHYST GETS TO KEEP

346. AMETHYST GETS TO KEEP HERS!

347. AMETHYST GETS TO KEEP HERS! DARN TOOTIN'!

348. HERS! DARN TOOTIN'! I'M GONNA GET THE ONE

349. DARN TOOTIN'! I'M GONNA GET THE ONE I PICKED OUT!

350. I'M GONNA GET THE ONE I PICKED OUT! STEVEN!

351. I PICKED OUT! STEVEN! STEVEN!

352. STEVEN! STEVEN! MY NAME'S STEVEN.

353. STEVEN! MY NAME'S STEVEN.

354. MY NAME'S STEVEN. STOP RIGHT THERE!

355. STOP RIGHT THERE! GIVE ME THE TIME THING, STEVEN.

356. STOP RIGHT THERE! GIVE ME THE TIME THING, STEVEN. WAIT.

357. GIVE ME THE TIME THING, STEVEN. WAIT. ARE YOU FUTURE ME?

358. WAIT. ARE YOU FUTURE ME? JUST HURRY UP AND

359. ARE YOU FUTURE ME? JUST HURRY UP AND GIVE IT!

360. JUST HURRY UP AND GIVE IT!

361. GIVE IT! HUH?

362. HUH?

363. WHA—

364. WHA— DON'T MAKE ME HURT

365. WHA— DON'T MAKE ME HURT ME, STEVEN.

366. DON'T MAKE ME HURT ME, STEVEN. WHY DO YOU NEED IT SO

367. ME, STEVEN. WHY DO YOU NEED IT SO BAD?

368. WHY DO YOU NEED IT SO BAD? JUST GIVE IT TO ME!

369. BAD? JUST GIVE IT TO ME!

370. JUST GIVE IT TO ME!

371. GIVE IT UP, STEVEN!

372. GIVE IT UP, STEVEN! I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'RE GONNA

373. GIVE IT UP, STEVEN! I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'RE GONNA DO BEFORE YOU DO IT!

374. I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'RE GONNA DO BEFORE YOU DO IT! AAH!

375. DO BEFORE YOU DO IT! AAH!

376. AAH!

377. HUH?

378. HUH? 12, 13, 14, 15, 16,

379. 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18...

380. 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18... UH...

381. 17, 18... UH...

382. UH... STOP IT!

383. STOP IT! HUH? WHAT?

384. STOP IT! HUH? WHAT? HUH?

385. HUH? WHAT? HUH? LOOK AROUND YOU.

386. HUH? LOOK AROUND YOU. THIS ISN'T RIGHT.

387. LOOK AROUND YOU. THIS ISN'T RIGHT. WHEN STEVEN FIGHTS STEVEN, WHO

388. THIS ISN'T RIGHT. WHEN STEVEN FIGHTS STEVEN, WHO IS THE WINNER?

389. WHEN STEVEN FIGHTS STEVEN, WHO IS THE WINNER? WHAT HAVE WE BECOME?

390. IS THE WINNER? WHAT HAVE WE BECOME? WHAT IS IT?

391. WHAT HAVE WE BECOME? WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH US?

392. WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH US? WHAT HAVE WE BECOME?

393. WHAT'S WRONG WITH US? WHAT HAVE WE BECOME? WE'RE NOT THE STEVENS

394. WHAT HAVE WE BECOME? WE'RE NOT THE STEVENS WE ONCE WERE.

395. WE'RE NOT THE STEVENS WE ONCE WERE. AND TO FIX THAT, I HAVE TO END

396. WE ONCE WERE. AND TO FIX THAT, I HAVE TO END IT!

397. AND TO FIX THAT, I HAVE TO END IT! AAH!

398. IT! AAH!

399. AAH!

400. STEVEN, PLEASE! YOU GOT TO — AAH! STEVEN, DAD CAN'T

401. YOU GOT TO — AAH! STEVEN, DAD CAN'T PLAY BEACH-A-PALOOZA WITH YOU.

402. STEVEN, DAD CAN'T PLAY BEACH-A-PALOOZA WITH YOU. THE BOAT'S FAT.

403. PLAY BEACH-A-PALOOZA WITH YOU. THE BOAT'S FAT. YOU GOT TO FIND ANOTHER WAY.

404. THE BOAT'S FAT. YOU GOT TO FIND ANOTHER WAY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT

405. YOU GOT TO FIND ANOTHER WAY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

406. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. STAY COOL FOREVER,

407. YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. STAY COOL FOREVER, STEVEN.

408. STAY COOL FOREVER, STEVEN. MWAH. ARRIVEDERCI.

409. STEVEN. MWAH. ARRIVEDERCI. AAH!