1. Episode 1b
"Laser Light Cannon"Copy !req
2. Hey, Fryman, give me the bits!Copy !req
3. Steven, we're closed!Copy !req
4. Ohh, what...Copy !req
5. Give him the bits!
The bits! The bits!Copy !req
6. The bits! The bits! The bits!Copy !req
7. Okay, okay. Take it easy
on the counter, will ya?Copy !req
8. Yes!Copy !req
9. I can give you actual
fries, if you want.Copy !req
10. Just the bits, please.Copy !req
11. Thanks!Copy !req
12. Ahh, sunset - my favorite time of day.Copy !req
13. The sun goes down, and the second
sun gets bigger and bigger in the sky.Copy !req
14. Yeah, that big, hot second suuu...Copy !req
15. Oh, no, what is that doing here?Copy !req
16. What is it?Copy !req
17. Aah! My bits!Copy !req
18. This is bad.Copy !req
19. Look at the size of it!Copy !req
20. I had no idea these things were so big!Copy !req
21. Garnet! Pearl!Copy !req
22. We saw!Copy !req
23. Some of us are trying
to protect humanity!Copy !req
24. Where were you?Copy !req
25. Eating fry bits.Copy !req
26. Ugh.Copy !req
27. Can I see?Copy !req
28. Whoa.Copy !req
29. It's a giant eyeball!Copy !req
30. Awesome!Copy !req
31. Not awesome, it a red eye!Copy !req
32. A red eye?
It's going to infect us all!Copy !req
33. That's pinkeye, Steven.Copy !req
34. It's going to crash into Beach City,Copy !req
35. and crush us, along with a bunch
of oblivious, innocent people!Copy !req
36. We have to stop it!Copy !req
37. What are we going to do?Copy !req
38. The only thing powerful enough
to destroy it is a light cannon,Copy !req
39. that belonged to Rose Quartz.Copy !req
40. My mom?Copy !req
41. If Rose were here,
this would be so easy.Copy !req
42. I know, but she is not,
and the cannon is missing.Copy !req
43. We'll have to find another solution.Copy !req
44. If it belonged to my mom, I
bet my dad knows where it is.Copy !req
45. He can help us save the day!
Huh? Eh?Copy !req
46. Greg is... nice, Steven.Copy !req
47. But I doubt Rose would entrust someone
like him with such a powerful weapon.Copy !req
48. Your dad is kind of a mess, Steven.Copy !req
49. Amethyst!Copy !req
50. I'm just saying!Copy !req
51. Even if she did leave it with him,Copy !req
52. he probably broke it, or lost it,
or dropped it in the ocean by now.Copy !req
53. True...Copy !req
54. No way! I'm sure he is just
keeping it somewhere safe.Copy !req
55. I'll go ask him.Copy !req
56. We can handle this, Steven.Copy !req
57. Ready?Copy !req
58. Uh, I'm gonna go.Copy !req
59. Okay, good luck.Copy !req
60. Dad, it's me!
Daaad?Copy !req
61. Are you in there?Copy !req
62. Wake... up!Copy !req
63. We have to save the world!Copy !req
64. Dad!Copy !req
65. Who's there? I have a waffle iron!Copy !req
66. Dad, it's me!Copy !req
67. Steven?Copy !req
68. I almost waffled your face!Copy !req
69. What are you doing up so late?Copy !req
70. What do you mean? The sun
just went down an hour ago.Copy !req
71. It was a slow day at the car wash.Copy !req
72. Anyway, what's up?Copy !req
73. Just needed to see your old man, pal
around, learn some lessons about life?Copy !req
74. No!Copy !req
75. I need the light cannon that belonged
to mom to blow up that eyeball!Copy !req
76. Eyeball?Copy !req
77. That!Copy !req
78. Wait. Is that a magical thing?Copy !req
79. The gems told me not to
get involved with magic stuff.Copy !req
80. I-it could be dangerous or interfere
with what's left of my hair.Copy !req
81. But they need mom's cannon.
You've got to know where it is!Copy !req
82. Like a cave dungeon or a cloud fortress
or in a clam at the bottom of the ocean.Copy !req
83. Well, I don't know about all that,
but I have an idea where it might be.Copy !req
84. A magical storage unit!Copy !req
85. Not exactly. But some would
say there's magic inside.Copy !req
86. It's just a shed I use to keep
things that don't fit in the van.Copy !req
87. If it's anywhere... it'll be in here.Copy !req
88. If I'm going in there,
I'm gonna need some gear.Copy !req
89. Here I go!Copy !req
90. Good luck!Copy !req
91. Whoa!Copy !req
92. Cool!Copy !req
93. It's like a dad museum!Copy !req
94. There it is!Copy !req
95. Do you golf?Copy !req
96. Ah, I like to think of myself as
someone who would golf... eventually.Copy !req
97. Yes!Copy !req
98. A drum.Copy !req
99. No.Copy !req
100. No.Copy !req
101. Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
102. Is this...?Copy !req
103. "Buy t-shirt cannons"?Copy !req
104. Hey, there's a bunch
of copies of your old CD!Copy !req
105. Oh, man.
I couldn't give those things away.Copy !req
106. You know, before I ran the car wash,Copy !req
107. when I was a one-man band,
I travelled the whole country.Copy !req
108. I know, dad.Copy !req
109. When I came to play a concert here in
Beach City, no one showed up except...Copy !req
110. An alligator!Copy !req
111. No, it was your mother.Copy !req
112. I know.Copy !req
113. And we were always
together after that,Copy !req
114. until she gave up her physical
form to bring you into the world.Copy !req
115. I don't know what a magic lady like her
ever saw in a plain old dope like me.Copy !req
116. Uh, dad?Copy !req
117. I broke a photo.Copy !req
118. It's okay, buddy.Copy !req
119. If every pork chop were perfect,
we wouldn't have hot dogs.Copy !req
120. The light cannon!Copy !req
121. Oh, boy. That thing's
giving me the willies.Copy !req
122. Dad, I found it!Copy !req
123. Really?Copy !req
124. Get the van!Copy !req
125. This thing could save the city!Copy !req
126. We've got to get it to the beach!Copy !req
127. How? It's too big for the van.Copy !req
128. Is it gonna be okay?Copy !req
129. If every pork chop were perfect...Copy !req
130. we wouldn't have hot dogs!Copy !req
131. That thing's getting huge!
It's freaking me out!Copy !req
132. Can't the van go any faster?Copy !req
133. This is faster!Copy !req
134. Don't worry. Come on.
Let's put on your CD.Copy !req
135. Huh, really? Uh,
come on, you've heard it.Copy !req
136. You come on.Copy !req
137. Throw me again.
I think I'm cracking it.Copy !req
138. Is that?Copy !req
139. Hey, guys!Copy !req
140. He really had it.Copy !req
141. We're saved!Copy !req
142. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
143. We have to use it now.Copy !req
144. I don't know how it works!
It was Rose's!Copy !req
145. Dad, how do we use it?Copy !req
146. Steven, this is serious.Copy !req
147. The gem. You have Rose's gem!Copy !req
148. That's it!Copy !req
149. Ugh! Come on!Copy !req
150. Stop that!Copy !req
151. It's no use!Copy !req
152. Fine! Forget it!
Throw me again!Copy !req
153. That's not going to work!Copy !req
154. I got this!
No! Wait! No, maybe I don't!Copy !req
155. Please, work. Unlock.
Activate. Go. Please?Copy !req
156. Everyone's counting on you!
You can't just be useless!Copy !req
157. I know you can help!Copy !req
158. It's okay, Steven! We'll figure out
something else! Something even better!Copy !req
159. R-right! If every pork chop were
perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs!Copy !req
160. It's working!Copy !req
161. Steven!Copy !req
162. This is it.Copy !req
163. Brace yourselves!Copy !req
164. Steven, you just saved
most of Beach City!Copy !req
165. Sorry about that!Copy !req
166. What?Copy !req
167. How did you get it to work?Copy !req
168. I just said that thing
that dad always says.Copy !req
169. That thing about pork rinds?Copy !req
170. Hot dogs.Copy !req
171. Rose.Copy !req
172. My van!Copy !req
173. It's okay, dad.Copy !req
174. If every pork chop were perfect...Copy !req
175. I live in there!Copy !req
176. Wait up!Copy !req