1. 1x18 - "Beach Party"Copy !req
2. - Oomph!
- Whoa!Copy !req
3. - Ugh! You okay, Steven?
- Uh!Copy !req
4. - I've seen better days.
- Pearl, I got a boo-boo.Copy !req
5. - Oh, walk it off.
- Here it comes.Copy !req
6. - You all distract it!
- Let's show this thing what we're made of, guys!Copy !req
7. What do you think we've
been doing for the past hour?Copy !req
8. - Duck!
- Huh?Copy !req
9. - Man, I don't see any d... Quack!
- Steven's turn!Copy !req
10. - Yup! It's got spikes!
- It's okay!Copy !req
11. - Here comes Garnet!
- Smash that puff!Copy !req
12. - Aw, man! We blew it!
- Ugh, whatever!Copy !req
13. Amethyst!Copy !req
14. Smacking it really far away doesn't
solve anything! We needed to destroy it.Copy !req
15. - Now it's just gonna come back later.
- Yeah, so we'll deal with it later.Copy !req
16. - Ugh.
- Let's get Garnet.Copy !req
17. She landed by the boardwalk.Copy !req
18. Would you answer me?
You've wrecked my sign and nowCopy !req
19. you're just sitting up there! Are we
engaged in a secret staring contest?Copy !req
20. - Garnet! Are you okay?
- I'm fine.Copy !req
21. - Hi, Steven.
- This place is wrecked!Copy !req
22. - Give me one down low.
- No accolades for you, Amethyst.Copy !req
23. - She knocked the puffer fish back out into the ocean!
- Narc!Copy !req
24. - Let's regroup back at the temple.
- Where are you going?Copy !req
25. What about my sign? Steven!Copy !req
26. What is wrong with your friends?
One of them busts up my sign,Copy !req
27. then they all just jump into the
sky like some circus act withoutCopy !req
28. - even offering to help!
- But, Mr. Pizza!Copy !req
29. - Dad, pipe down!
- Oh! Did I interrupt your beauty sleep?Copy !req
30. I don't need sleep to look pretty.Copy !req
31. - Now you listen here, young woman!
- Kofi, you are going to wakeCopy !req
32. this fish from the dead with all the
noise you're keeping. Oh! Too late.Copy !req
33. "Kofi, you so loud!
Aaaaah!" Bleh.Copy !req
34. Gunga, you're so funny.Copy !req
35. Mom, quit joking around!
Look what they did to my sign!Copy !req
36. - Cheese on bread!
- Can you believe it? You're such a nice boy, Steven.Copy !req
37. - Why do you hang out with those animals?
- They're not animals!Copy !req
38. They're the Crystal Gems
and they protect humanit...Copy !req
39. I've heard enough!Copy !req
40. - Hey, girls, I think I hear all of our cellphones ringing.
- Gunga, your hearing is so good.Copy !req
41. Steven, you can tell your
friends that they are officiallyCopy !req
42. - banned from Fish Stew Pizza!
- Wait! What? Kofi, that's not fair!Copy !req
43. This was just an accident!Copy !req
44. - What if we just, like, let it roam free?
- That's not an option.Copy !req
45. - Hey, Steven.
- I've got bad news, everyone.Copy !req
46. - You've all been banned from Fish Stew Pizza.
- Oh! Uh, that's okay.Copy !req
47. - That pizza wasn't even good.
- Aren't you guys upset about this?Copy !req
48. - Not at all.
- But these are our neighbors.Copy !req
49. There's nothing
we can do about that now.Copy !req
50. Right now we have to figure out
a way to take care of that puffer fish.Copy !req
51. What's the point of saving people
if they're just gonna ban youCopy !req
52. - from their pizza shops?
- We don't do it for thanks.Copy !req
53. Yeah, see?
That is so nice of you!Copy !req
54. The pizzas don't even know!
If they got to spend some time with you,Copy !req
55. they'd see how fun and
smart and mysterious you are.Copy !req
56. - Heh. Mysterious.
- Hmm.Copy !req
57. I know!
I'll throw a little party on the beachCopy !req
58. in front of the temple!
Just us and the pizzas!Copy !req
59. I don't know, Steven.
I mean ...Copy !req
60. Don't worry!
I'll take care of everything!Copy !req
61. Man, this is gonna be so good!Copy !req
62. - Hey, Steven.
- Hey!Copy !req
63. - Got everything ready for your little party?
- Yeah. There's one more thing.Copy !req
64. - What's this for?
- I was thinking you guys could change your outfits.Copy !req
65. - What's wrong with what we have on now?
- Nothing!Copy !req
66. - I just thought it would be nice to go kind of casual.
- Is this the right address?Copy !req
67. I've never seen this
side of the beach before.Copy !req
68. Oh, man, they're here.
Hurry up and change.Copy !req
69. Over here, everyone! Hi!Copy !req
70. - Hey, Steven.
- Hello.Copy !req
71. - How're you all doing today?
- The shop is closed todayCopy !req
72. - because it's broken.
- Uh... uh, oh! That sounds, uh...Copy !req
73. Hey, do I smell hot dogs?Copy !req
74. - Show me where the hot dogs are.
- Oh!Copy !req
75. Right this way, everyone.Copy !req
76. - First, let me introduce ...
- We are the Crystal Gems!Copy !req
77. But you already knew my name.Copy !req
78. - Oh! You're all so talented!
- So, you are a circus act.Copy !req
79. - Circus act?
- Hey, let's eat!Copy !req
80. - Everything came out great.
- Thanks, Kiki.Copy !req
81. Aren't you girls hungry?
You barely touched your food.Copy !req
82. - We don't need to eat.
- Oh, you young people and yourCopy !req
83. - experimental diets.
- I am much older than you.Copy !req
84. - So, you all live in that tiny house up on that hill?
- We inhabit the inner sanctums onlyCopy !req
85. - accessible through magical extradimensional doors.
- What is wrong with your hand?Copy !req
86. - Why's this place look like it's falling apart?
- Well, the temple hasCopy !req
87. - been here for thousands of years.
- Oh, I see how it is.Copy !req
88. When something breaks around
here, you just leave it alone,Copy !req
89. - just like the sign at my shop!
- Um...Copy !req
90. Who wants to play volleyball?Copy !req
91. Okay, everyone, the court is all set.Copy !req
92. - Now to get into our teams.
- But, Steven, won't ourCopy !req
93. - abilities give us an unfair advantage?
- That's why I'm picking the teams.Copy !req
94. I haven't played in ages, but I
bet I could whoop all your butts.Copy !req
95. That's the spirit.
You guys ready? Let's play!Copy !req
96. Hope you're
ready to lose, Pearl!Copy !req
97. There's no way I'd
lose to someone like you!Copy !req
98. - Here we come!
- Hyah!Copy !req
99. - Nice one, Kiki!
- And pow!Copy !req
100. - Amethyst, no kicking!
- Psh! What kind of game is this?Copy !req
101. - Nicely done, Kiki.
- Try and stick to the rules, Amethyst.Copy !req
102. - Try harder, Jenny.
- Here it comes.Copy !req
103. - Ugh! Come on, Jenny!
- What? I'm not doing anything.Copy !req
104. - Ha! My move!
- Yes!Copy !req
105. - That was uncalled for, Amethyst.
- You afraid of gettin' a little sandCopy !req
106. - in your hair, Kiki?
- No, just trying to keep tidy.Copy !req
107. There's nothing wrong
with trying to keep tidy.Copy !req
108. - So exciting!
- Yeah!Copy !req
109. - Our turn.
- I'm ready.Copy !req
110. - I got this one.
- Jennifer, you touch that ball, you're grounded!Copy !req
111. - Whoa! Daddy, you cheatin'!
- The look on your face!Copy !req
112. - This is going to be easy.
- It'd be nice if they stuck to the basics.Copy !req
113. Take this, Garnet.
Hyah!Copy !req
114. Huuuur! Hyah!Copy !req
115. We should probably move, huh?Copy !req
116. - Yeah, we should.
- Oh! Oh, geez!Copy !req
117. - You're all running like wild chickens!
- Whoa!Copy !req
118. Did you know that when sand is
superheated, it turns into glass?Copy !req
119. I did not know that.Copy !req
120. - Whoa.
- Let's play!Copy !req
121. - Aah!
- Whoo!Copy !req
122. - Amethyst!
- Hyah!Copy !req
123. Over here, Amethyst.
Over here!Copy !req
124. - Kofi time!
- Jenny time!Copy !req
125. - You can't use the car for a month!
- Daddy!Copy !req
126. - Why are you cheating so much?
- You cheated first.Copy !req
127. - That is not true.
- This is getting out of hand.Copy !req
128. I'll run and get the ball.Copy !req
129. Hey, why's it getting so... windy?Copy !req
130. Ah, no! It's back!Copy !req
131. - Puffer fish monster's back!
- What's all the ...Copy !req
132. - Nanefua, run!
- We should win 'cause we're the best.Copy !req
133. - Y'all cheated!
- Cheaters!Copy !req
134. - You're out of line.
- Everyone is grounded here.Copy !req
135. - Garnet!
- Steven!Copy !req
136. - Oh, no! Gems, protect the Pizzas!
- Hey! What is going on?Copy !req
137. This is terrible. I was trying to
get everyone together,Copy !req
138. - but now everyone's in danger.
- I'm not afraid of that thing.Copy !req
139. Let's see if you can keep up with me!Copy !req
140. Of course I can!Copy !req
141. Over here!Copy !req
142. No! Over here! Come on!Copy !req
143. Oh, my gosh! Steven!Copy !req
144. - What are they doing?
- Everybody, get ready!Copy !req
145. - Mom, you are crazy!
- Not crazy. Brave.Copy !req
146. Gunga, careful with your back!Copy !req
147. - Amethyst, turn yourself into a ball!
- Okay!Copy !req
148. - Jenny, roll Amethyst to the net and then hold on!
- Sure thing!Copy !req
149. - Pearl, head over to Jenny and Amethyst!
- Yes, ma'am!Copy !req
150. Hit Amethyst into the
air as hard as you can!Copy !req
151. With pleasure.Copy !req
152. Kofi, Kiki, get over to the net.Copy !req
153. Garnet, spike the beach!Copy !req
154. - I understand.
- Be gentle.Copy !req
155. - I'll try.
- Yowch!Copy !req
156. - Here comes the tricky part.
- I'm ready!Copy !req
157. Everyone, take the net to
the other side of the court.Copy !req
158. Okay, everyone, pull
the net into its face!Copy !req
159. - It's not enough!
- Don't worry! Here comes Garnet!Copy !req
160. - Thanks for your hospitality.
- And?Copy !req
161. And for saving my family.Copy !req
162. You are all officially unbanned from my shop.Copy !req
163. Aww! Thank you so much, Kofi!Copy !req
164. We really appreciate it, right, guys?Copy !req
165. - Okay. Yes. Thanks.
- Aaaand?Copy !req
166. - What were we banned from again?
- Ehh.Copy !req