Steven Universe 1x13

1. AND STEVEN!

2. THIS?

3. THIS? YOU GUYS STARTED WHINING.

4. YOU GUYS STARTED WHINING. WHINING?

5. YOU GUYS STARTED WHINING. WHINING? THE WHOLE TEMPLE REEKS!

6. WHINING? THE WHOLE TEMPLE REEKS! I FOUND IT!

7. THE WHOLE TEMPLE REEKS! I FOUND IT!

8. I FOUND IT! ALLOY IS THIS?

9. ALLOY IS THIS? IT'S A BURRITO.

10. ALLOY IS THIS? IT'S A BURRITO. IT'S THE TUNA

11. IT'S A BURRITO. IT'S THE TUNA BURRITO FROM AQUA-MEXICAN!

12. IT'S THE TUNA BURRITO FROM AQUA-MEXICAN!

13. BURRITO FROM AQUA-MEXICAN! LIKE 5 YEARS AGO.

14. LIKE 5 YEARS AGO. UGH!

15. LIKE 5 YEARS AGO. UGH! HUH?

16. UGH! HUH? WHAT'S THIS?

17. HUH? WHAT'S THIS?

18. WHAT'S THIS? AND MY MOM.

19. AND MY MOM. OH, STEVEN, THAT IS

20. AND MY MOM. OH, STEVEN, THAT IS US!

21. OH, STEVEN, THAT IS US! REALLY?

22. US! REALLY?

23. REALLY? GETTING THE SHARK TO POSE.

24. GETTING THE SHARK TO POSE. WHY'S EVERYONE

25. GETTING THE SHARK TO POSE. WHY'S EVERYONE DRESSED LIKE OLD-TIMEY PEOPLE?

26. WHY'S EVERYONE DRESSED LIKE OLD-TIMEY PEOPLE?

27. DRESSED LIKE OLD-TIMEY PEOPLE? PEOPLE.

28. PEOPLE. W-WAIT.

29. PEOPLE. W-WAIT. BUT THAT WOULD MEAN...

30. W-WAIT. BUT THAT WOULD MEAN... HOW OLD ARE YOU GUYS?

31. BUT THAT WOULD MEAN... HOW OLD ARE YOU GUYS?

32. HOW OLD ARE YOU GUYS? HUMAN.

33. HUMAN. DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL

34. HUMAN. DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL LIVE FOREVER?

35. DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL LIVE FOREVER? NO, NO.

36. LIVE FOREVER? NO, NO. WE DON'T AGE, BUT WE CAN STILL

37. NO, NO. WE DON'T AGE, BUT WE CAN STILL GET HURT AND DIE.

38. WE DON'T AGE, BUT WE CAN STILL GET HURT AND DIE.

39. GET HURT AND DIE.

40. POISONING.

41. POISONING. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE

42. POISONING. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE

43. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YEARS OLD!

44. YEARS OLD!

45. YEARS OLD! ENOUGH FOR ALL THOSE CANDLES?

46. ENOUGH FOR ALL THOSE CANDLES? WE DON'T REALLY

47. ENOUGH FOR ALL THOSE CANDLES? WE DON'T REALLY CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS.

48. WE DON'T REALLY CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS.

49. CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS. WHY NOT?

50. WHY NOT? IT'S NOT OUR WAY.

51. WHY NOT? IT'S NOT OUR WAY. WELL, I CAN'T JUST

52. IT'S NOT OUR WAY. WELL, I CAN'T JUST

53. WELL, I CAN'T JUST UNJUSTICE!

54. UNJUSTICE!

55. UNJUSTICE! YOUR BIRTHDAYS!

56. YOUR BIRTHDAYS! WITH ALL THE CANDY, CAKE, AND

57. YOUR BIRTHDAYS! WITH ALL THE CANDY, CAKE, AND ICE CREAM YOU'VE BEEN DENIED!

58. WITH ALL THE CANDY, CAKE, AND ICE CREAM YOU'VE BEEN DENIED!

59. ICE CREAM YOU'VE BEEN DENIED!

60. QUEEN IS... AMETHYST!

61. QUEEN IS... AMETHYST! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

62. QUEEN IS... AMETHYST! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

63. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

64. EVERY YEAR!

65. EVERY YEAR!

66. HEY! IT GOES LIKE THIS. LION, YOU'RE KILLIN' ME.

67. IT GOES LIKE THIS. LION, YOU'RE KILLIN' ME. UM, STEVEN...

68. LION, YOU'RE KILLIN' ME. UM, STEVEN...

69. UM, STEVEN... INTO... PUTTING FACES ON

70. INTO... PUTTING FACES ON THINGS, BUT COULD IT BE WE'RE

71. INTO... PUTTING FACES ON THINGS, BUT COULD IT BE WE'RE JUST A TAD... MATURE FOR THIS

72. THINGS, BUT COULD IT BE WE'RE JUST A TAD... MATURE FOR THIS RITUAL?

73. JUST A TAD... MATURE FOR THIS RITUAL? BOOP!

74. RITUAL? BOOP! OH!

75. BOOP! OH!

76. OH! INSTANT!

77. INSTANT! WAIT!

78. INSTANT! WAIT! HERE!

79. WAIT! HERE! AWW!

80. HERE! AWW! I'LL USE IT ALL THE TIME!

81. AWW! I'LL USE IT ALL THE TIME! NO!

82. I'LL USE IT ALL THE TIME! NO! IT'S FOR THE PIÑATA!

83. NO! IT'S FOR THE PIÑATA!

84. IT'S FOR THE PIÑATA! ANCIENT AQUA MEXICO.

85. ANCIENT AQUA MEXICO.

86. ANCIENT AQUA MEXICO. AAH, AAH, AAAAAH!

87. AAH, AAH, AAAAAH! AM I... GETTING...

88. AAH, AAH, AAAAAH! AM I... GETTING... CLOSE?

89. AM I... GETTING... CLOSE? HIGHER.

90. WHAT NEXT, STEVEN? WELL, YOU WERE

91. WHAT NEXT, STEVEN? WELL, YOU WERE

92. WELL, YOU WERE WHEN YOU BROKE IT OPEN...

93. WHEN YOU BROKE IT OPEN... WAIT.

94. WHEN YOU BROKE IT OPEN... WAIT. YOU HAD CANDY YOU DIDN'T JUST

95. WAIT. YOU HAD CANDY YOU DIDN'T JUST GIVE IT TO US?

96. YOU HAD CANDY YOU DIDN'T JUST GIVE IT TO US?

97. GIVE IT TO US? SWEET TREATS AT PEARL'S PARTY.

98. SWEET TREATS AT PEARL'S PARTY. I PROMISE.

99. SWEET TREATS AT PEARL'S PARTY. I PROMISE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

100. I PROMISE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HONK!

101. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HONK! STEVEN, THAT IS A

102. HONK! STEVEN, THAT IS A BRAVE LOOK.

103. STEVEN, THAT IS A BRAVE LOOK. NO, IT'S FUNNY!

104. BRAVE LOOK. NO, IT'S FUNNY! HOW?

105. NO, IT'S FUNNY! HOW? UH...

106. HOW? UH... OH, GEEZ, I'M BREAKING

107. UH... OH, GEEZ, I'M BREAKING CHARACTER.

108. OH, GEEZ, I'M BREAKING CHARACTER. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

109. CHARACTER. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! I WROTE SOME JOKES!

110. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! I WROTE SOME JOKES!

111. I WROTE SOME JOKES! THE WINDOW?

112. THE WINDOW? YOU DID WHAT?

113. THE WINDOW? YOU DID WHAT? TO SEE A BUTTERFLY!

114. YOU DID WHAT? TO SEE A BUTTERFLY! I NEVER DID THAT.

115. TO SEE A BUTTERFLY! I NEVER DID THAT. STEVEN, ARE YOU TELLING LIES?

116. I NEVER DID THAT. STEVEN, ARE YOU TELLING LIES? N-NO!

117. STEVEN, ARE YOU TELLING LIES? N-NO! OH! I KNOW.

118. N-NO! OH! I KNOW. PEARL, DO YOU LIKE PIE?

119. OH! I KNOW. PEARL, DO YOU LIKE PIE? I DO LIKE PIE.

120. PEARL, DO YOU LIKE PIE? I DO LIKE PIE. WELL, YOU'RE IN LUCK!

121. I DO LIKE PIE. WELL, YOU'RE IN LUCK! I BAKED YOU A PIE!

122. WELL, YOU'RE IN LUCK! I BAKED YOU A PIE!

123. I BAKED YOU A PIE! TO IT!

124. TO IT! YES, ME TOO.

125. TO IT! YES, ME TOO. WH-WHOOPS!

126. YES, ME TOO. WH-WHOOPS! WHOA, STEVEN!

127. WH-WHOOPS! WHOA, STEVEN! I'VE GOT YOU!

128. WHOA, STEVEN! I'VE GOT YOU! BE CAREFUL.

129. I'VE GOT YOU! BE CAREFUL.

130. BE CAREFUL.

131. SEE, PEARL?

132. SEE, PEARL? IT'S FUNNY!

133. SEE, PEARL? IT'S FUNNY!

134. IT'S FUNNY!

135. PEARL SAYS SHE'S ALL

136. PEARL SAYS SHE'S ALL PARTIED OUT AND SHE'S READY TO

137. PEARL SAYS SHE'S ALL PARTIED OUT AND SHE'S READY TO GO HOME.

138. PARTIED OUT AND SHE'S READY TO GO HOME. THIS ISN'T GOING AT

139. GO HOME. THIS ISN'T GOING AT ALL LIKE IT SHOULD.

140. THIS ISN'T GOING AT ALL LIKE IT SHOULD. I'VE GOT TO PULL OUT THE

141. ALL LIKE IT SHOULD. I'VE GOT TO PULL OUT THE ULTIMATE BIRTHDAY.

142. I'VE GOT TO PULL OUT THE ULTIMATE BIRTHDAY. OKAY, THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE NOT

143. ULTIMATE BIRTHDAY. OKAY, THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE NOT GONNA LOVE THIS!

144. OKAY, THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE NOT GONNA LOVE THIS! IT'S KAZOO RACERS!

145. GONNA LOVE THIS! IT'S KAZOO RACERS! YOU GET IN A CAR, YOU PLAY A

146. IT'S KAZOO RACERS! YOU GET IN A CAR, YOU PLAY A

147. YOU GET IN A CAR, YOU PLAY A WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?

148. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?

149. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT? YEAR.

150. YEAR.

151. YEAR. AGING MAKES HUMANS DIE.

152. AGING MAKES HUMANS DIE. STEVEN, THANK YOU FOR

153. AGING MAKES HUMANS DIE. STEVEN, THANK YOU FOR THE BIRTHDAY PARTIES, BUT I

154. STEVEN, THANK YOU FOR THE BIRTHDAY PARTIES, BUT I DON'T THINK WE'LL NEED ANY MORE.

155. THE BIRTHDAY PARTIES, BUT I DON'T THINK WE'LL NEED ANY MORE. WHY NOT?

156. DON'T THINK WE'LL NEED ANY MORE. WHY NOT?

157. WHY NOT? ILLUSION.

158. ILLUSION. AND PEARL'S PRETTY SURE THIS

159. ILLUSION. AND PEARL'S PRETTY SURE THIS

160. AND PEARL'S PRETTY SURE THIS CHILDREN.

161. CHILDREN.

162. CHILDREN. CHILDREN!

163. CHILDREN! CHILDREN?

164. CHILDREN! CHILDREN? EVERYONE GETS TO HAVE BIRTHDAYS!

165. CHILDREN? EVERYONE GETS TO HAVE BIRTHDAYS! SERIOUSLY. GIVE IT A TRY!

166. EVERYONE GETS TO HAVE BIRTHDAYS! SERIOUSLY. GIVE IT A TRY! YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD!

167. SERIOUSLY. GIVE IT A TRY! YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD! WE'RE JUST TOO BIG.

168. YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD! WE'RE JUST TOO BIG. YOU'RE NOT TOO BIG.

169. WE'RE JUST TOO BIG. YOU'RE NOT TOO BIG. Y-Y-YOU JUST GET IN AND THEN,

170. YOU'RE NOT TOO BIG. Y-Y-YOU JUST GET IN AND THEN, UH...

171. Y-Y-YOU JUST GET IN AND THEN, UH... I CAN FIT!

172. UH... I CAN FIT! WHICH WAY TO THE BABY WAR?

173. I CAN FIT! WHICH WAY TO THE BABY WAR? EAT TREAD, DIRTBAGS!

174. WHICH WAY TO THE BABY WAR? EAT TREAD, DIRTBAGS!

175. EAT TREAD, DIRTBAGS! JUST FOR LITTLE KIDS?

176. JUST FOR LITTLE KIDS? WHAT IF EVEN I'M TOO OLD?

177. JUST FOR LITTLE KIDS? WHAT IF EVEN I'M TOO OLD? NO WAY.

178. WHAT IF EVEN I'M TOO OLD? NO WAY. YOU TOTALLY FIT!

179. NO WAY. YOU TOTALLY FIT! OH, MY BAD.

180. YOU TOTALLY FIT! OH, MY BAD. YOU ARE TOO OLD.

181. OH, MY BAD. YOU ARE TOO OLD.

182. YOU ARE TOO OLD. ARE YOU OKAY?

183. ARE YOU OKAY? I JUST NEED TO THINK.

184. ARE YOU OKAY? I JUST NEED TO THINK.

185. I JUST NEED TO THINK. UNDIGNIFIED.

186. LEAVING THINGS BEHIND. ALL THESE PARTIES...

187. LEAVING THINGS BEHIND. ALL THESE PARTIES... UGH! SO EMBARRASSING.

188. OH, ONION... SO YOUNG, SO INNOCENT.

189. WHACKERMAN JR.! AWW... I CAN'T BE SEEN PLAYING CHILDISH

190. AWW... I CAN'T BE SEEN PLAYING CHILDISH GAMES LIKE WHACKERMAN JR.

191. I CAN'T BE SEEN PLAYING CHILDISH GAMES LIKE WHACKERMAN JR.

192. GAMES LIKE WHACKERMAN JR. GAMES LIKE REGULAR WHACKERMAN.

193. GAMES LIKE REGULAR WHACKERMAN. IT'S WHACKIN' TIME!

194. GAMES LIKE REGULAR WHACKERMAN. IT'S WHACKIN' TIME! YOU'RE GONNA GET WHACKED!

195. IT'S WHACKIN' TIME! YOU'RE GONNA GET WHACKED! OHH!

196. YOU'RE GONNA GET WHACKED! OHH!

197. OHH! THAT WAS FUN, BUT A BOY ON THE

198. THAT WAS FUN, BUT A BOY ON THE CUSP OF MANHOOD CAN'T SPEND THE

199. THAT WAS FUN, BUT A BOY ON THE CUSP OF MANHOOD CAN'T SPEND THE WHOLE DAY WHACKERING.

200. CUSP OF MANHOOD CAN'T SPEND THE WHOLE DAY WHACKERING.

201. WHOLE DAY WHACKERING. LIFE.

202. LIFE. IT'S TIME TO GET A PROPER JOB!

203. LIFE. IT'S TIME TO GET A PROPER JOB! BUT WHICH ONE?

204. IT'S TIME TO GET A PROPER JOB! BUT WHICH ONE? SURF MASTER?

205. BUT WHICH ONE? SURF MASTER? NO.

206. SURF MASTER? NO. LOVE DOCTOR?

207. NO. LOVE DOCTOR? I'M TOO SQUEAMISH.

208. LOVE DOCTOR? I'M TOO SQUEAMISH. AH!

209. I'M TOO SQUEAMISH. AH! NOW THIS IS THE JOB FOR ME.

210. AH! NOW THIS IS THE JOB FOR ME.

211. NOW THIS IS THE JOB FOR ME. HA. THIS DAY WENT SO FAST.

212. HA. THIS DAY WENT SO FAST. I NEED A PICK-ME-UP!

213. HA. THIS DAY WENT SO FAST. I NEED A PICK-ME-UP!

214. I NEED A PICK-ME-UP! TWO OF THE USUAL, PLEASE!

215. TWO OF THE USUAL, PLEASE! I'VE HAD QUITE A DAY.

216. TWO OF THE USUAL, PLEASE! I'VE HAD QUITE A DAY. YOU MUST BE CONFUSED, PAL.

217. I'VE HAD QUITE A DAY. YOU MUST BE CONFUSED, PAL. I WORK HERE EVERY DAY AND I'VE

218. YOU MUST BE CONFUSED, PAL. I WORK HERE EVERY DAY AND I'VE NEVER SEEN YOUR MUG BEFORE.

219. I WORK HERE EVERY DAY AND I'VE NEVER SEEN YOUR MUG BEFORE. OH, HARDY-HAR, LARS!

220. NEVER SEEN YOUR MUG BEFORE. OH, HARDY-HAR, LARS! HUH?

221. OH, HARDY-HAR, LARS! HUH? I USED TO MAKE JOKES!

222. HUH? I USED TO MAKE JOKES! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

223. I USED TO MAKE JOKES! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE HAD A LOT OF TIME TO THINK

224. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE HAD A LOT OF TIME TO THINK TODAY, AND SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO

225. I'VE HAD A LOT OF TIME TO THINK TODAY, AND SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO SMARTEN UP, ACT LIKE AN ADULT.

226. TODAY, AND SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO SMARTEN UP, ACT LIKE AN ADULT. 'CAUSE ONE DAY, IF YOU DON'T,

227. SMARTEN UP, ACT LIKE AN ADULT. 'CAUSE ONE DAY, IF YOU DON'T,

228. 'CAUSE ONE DAY, IF YOU DON'T, UP WITHOUT YOU!

229. UP WITHOUT YOU! AND YOU WON'T HAVE LITTLE STEVEN

230. UP WITHOUT YOU! AND YOU WON'T HAVE LITTLE STEVEN TO PICK ON ANYMORE BECAUSE I'LL

231. AND YOU WON'T HAVE LITTLE STEVEN TO PICK ON ANYMORE BECAUSE I'LL BE A GROWN-UP, TOO!

232. TO PICK ON ANYMORE BECAUSE I'LL BE A GROWN-UP, TOO! STEVEN WHO?

233. BE A GROWN-UP, TOO! STEVEN WHO?

234. STEVEN WHO? UNIVERSE!

235. UNIVERSE! AND I WANT THAT DOUGHNUT, RIGHT

236. UNIVERSE! AND I WANT THAT DOUGHNUT, RIGHT THERE!

237. AND I WANT THAT DOUGHNUT, RIGHT THERE! OH!

238. THERE! OH! AAH!

239. OH! AAH! SIR! A-ARE YOU OKAY?

240. AAH! SIR! A-ARE YOU OKAY? I'M OLD!

241. SIR! A-ARE YOU OKAY? I'M OLD! YEAH, AND NUTS.

242. I'M OLD! YEAH, AND NUTS. I'M GONNA HAVE TO EAT

243. YEAH, AND NUTS. I'M GONNA HAVE TO EAT FIBER CEREAL.

244. I'M GONNA HAVE TO EAT FIBER CEREAL. ALL MY TEETH ARE GONNA FALL OUT.

245. FIBER CEREAL. ALL MY TEETH ARE GONNA FALL OUT. AND THEN I'LL HAVE TO EAT

246. ALL MY TEETH ARE GONNA FALL OUT. AND THEN I'LL HAVE TO EAT OATMEAL, AND IT'LL BE

247. AND THEN I'LL HAVE TO EAT OATMEAL, AND IT'LL BE SUGAR-FREE!

248. OATMEAL, AND IT'LL BE SUGAR-FREE! SUGAR FRE-E-E-E!

249. SUGAR-FREE! SUGAR FRE-E-E-E! I NEED TO REVERSE THIS!

250. SUGAR FRE-E-E-E! I NEED TO REVERSE THIS! I NEED... A REVERSE BIRTHDAY!

251. I NEED TO REVERSE THIS! I NEED... A REVERSE BIRTHDAY! THE KING COSTUME.

252. I NEED... A REVERSE BIRTHDAY! THE KING COSTUME.

253. THE KING COSTUME. BIRTHDAY SUIT?

254. BIRTHDAY SUIT? YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN!

255. BIRTHDAY SUIT? YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN! AAAAAAH!

256. YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN! AAAAAAH!

257. AAAAAAH! OHH!

258. OHH! I'M... TOO OLD...

259. OHH! I'M... TOO OLD... FOR THIS.

260. I'M... TOO OLD... FOR THIS. UNH!

261. FOR THIS. UNH!

262. UNH! LION!

263. LION!

264. — STEVEN WAS RIGHT.

265. — STEVEN WAS RIGHT. THIS IS FUN.

266. — STEVEN WAS RIGHT. THIS IS FUN. YOU DON'T HAVE TO

267. THIS IS FUN. YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP WEARING THAT STUFF.

268. YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP WEARING THAT STUFF. IT MAKES ME FEEL...

269. KEEP WEARING THAT STUFF. IT MAKES ME FEEL... IMPORTANT.

270. IT MAKES ME FEEL... IMPORTANT. STEVEN!

271. IMPORTANT. STEVEN! WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?

272. STEVEN! WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? HE'S OKAY!

273. WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? HE'S OKAY! HE'S JUST REALLY, REALLY,

274. HE'S OKAY! HE'S JUST REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY OLD.

275. HE'S JUST REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY OLD. GEMS CAN'T DIE FROM

276. REALLY, REALLY OLD. GEMS CAN'T DIE FROM AGING... BUT HE'S HALF HUMAN.

277. GEMS CAN'T DIE FROM AGING... BUT HE'S HALF HUMAN. CAN'T WE FIX HIM?

278. AGING... BUT HE'S HALF HUMAN. CAN'T WE FIX HIM?

279. CAN'T WE FIX HIM? MIGHT HELP.

280. MIGHT HELP. GOOD AS NEW!

281. MIGHT HELP. GOOD AS NEW! RIGHT?

282. GOOD AS NEW! RIGHT? THANKS, GUYS.

283. RIGHT? THANKS, GUYS. BUT I GUESS THIS SUIT'S ALL OUT

284. THANKS, GUYS. BUT I GUESS THIS SUIT'S ALL OUT OF BIRTHDAY MAGIC.

285. BUT I GUESS THIS SUIT'S ALL OUT OF BIRTHDAY MAGIC. WE HAD A GOOD RUN, HUH?

286. OF BIRTHDAY MAGIC. WE HAD A GOOD RUN, HUH?

287. WE HAD A GOOD RUN, HUH?

288. MORE BIRTHDAYS... NOW.

289. MORE BIRTHDAYS... NOW. CHECK IT OUT,

290. MORE BIRTHDAYS... NOW. CHECK IT OUT, B-DAY BOY!

291. CHECK IT OUT, B-DAY BOY! HEH, I'M A TINY CAR!

292. B-DAY BOY! HEH, I'M A TINY CAR! BEEP BEEP.

293. HEH, I'M A TINY CAR! BEEP BEEP. KIDS...

294. BEEP BEEP. KIDS... STUFF...?

295. KIDS... STUFF...? EH, PIÑATA TIME!

296. STUFF...? EH, PIÑATA TIME!

297. EH, PIÑATA TIME! IT'S NOT WORKING!

298. IT'S NOT WORKING! PEARL, GET OVER

299. IT'S NOT WORKING! PEARL, GET OVER HERE!

300. PEARL, GET OVER HERE! I CAN'T!

301. HERE! I CAN'T! FOR STEVEN!

302. I CAN'T! FOR STEVEN!

303. FOR STEVEN!

304. OH, LOOK...

305. OH, LOOK... I HAVE WHAT, UH — WHAT APPEARS

306. OH, LOOK... I HAVE WHAT, UH — WHAT APPEARS TO BE...

307. I HAVE WHAT, UH — WHAT APPEARS TO BE... A DELICIOUS PIE!

308. TO BE... A DELICIOUS PIE! I SINCERELY HOPE THAT...

309. A DELICIOUS PIE! I SINCERELY HOPE THAT... NOTHING HAPPENS TO...

310. I SINCERELY HOPE THAT... NOTHING HAPPENS TO... OH, STEVEN!

311. NOTHING HAPPENS TO... OH, STEVEN!

312. OH, STEVEN!

313. KILL HIM FASTER?

314. KILL HIM FASTER?

315. KILL HIM FASTER? PEARL!

316. PEARL!

317. PEARL!

318. GARNET! GARNET, STOP!

319. GARNET, STOP! I THOUGHT VIOLENCE...

320. GARNET, STOP! I THOUGHT VIOLENCE... WOULD BE THE ANSWER.

321. I THOUGHT VIOLENCE... WOULD BE THE ANSWER.

322. WOULD BE THE ANSWER. THE PARTY APPROACH WAS WORKING.

323. THE PARTY APPROACH WAS WORKING.

324. THE PARTY APPROACH WAS WORKING.

325. JUST... PLEASE...

326. JUST... PLEASE... CONTROL YOURSELVES?

327. JUST... PLEASE... CONTROL YOURSELVES? UH...

328. CONTROL YOURSELVES? UH... OH, NO.

329. UH... OH, NO. OH, I'M SORRY.

330. OH, NO. OH, I'M SORRY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE YELLED.

331. OH, I'M SORRY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE YELLED. BUT I CAN'T STAND TO SEE YOU

332. I SHOULDN'T HAVE YELLED. BUT I CAN'T STAND TO SEE YOU FREAKING OUT LIKE THIS!

333. BUT I CAN'T STAND TO SEE YOU FREAKING OUT LIKE THIS! WHA...?

334. FREAKING OUT LIKE THIS! WHA...? STEVEN, YOU'RE

335. WHA...? STEVEN, YOU'RE CHANGING!

336. STEVEN, YOU'RE CHANGING!

337. CHANGING! FLUCTUATING!

338. FLUCTUATING!

339. FLUCTUATING! YOUR STATE OF MIND!

340. YOUR STATE OF MIND! STEVEN, STOP

341. YOUR STATE OF MIND! STEVEN, STOP FEELING OLD!

342. STEVEN, STOP FEELING OLD!

343. FEELING OLD! TIME.

344. TIME. WE ALL HAVE SUCH LITTLE TIME...

345. TIME. WE ALL HAVE SUCH LITTLE TIME... STEVEN!

346. WE ALL HAVE SUCH LITTLE TIME... STEVEN!

347. STEVEN!

348. OCCASIONALLY OBNOXIOUS.

349. OCCASIONALLY OBNOXIOUS.

350. OCCASIONALLY OBNOXIOUS. I'M ALL THOSE THINGS?

351. I'M ALL THOSE THINGS? YES!

352. I'M ALL THOSE THINGS? YES!

353. YES! THROW US ALL THOSE PARTIES?

354. THROW US ALL THOSE PARTIES? OH, MY GOSH.

355. THROW US ALL THOSE PARTIES? OH, MY GOSH. YOU'RE RIGHT.

356. OH, MY GOSH. YOU'RE RIGHT. I AM PRETTY GREAT.

357. YOU'RE RIGHT. I AM PRETTY GREAT. OH, STEVEN!

358. I AM PRETTY GREAT. OH, STEVEN! STEVEN!

359. OH, STEVEN! STEVEN! WE'LL WORK ON THE

360. STEVEN! WE'LL WORK ON THE REST LATER.

361. WE'LL WORK ON THE REST LATER.