1. Alright!Copy !req
2. Now that I've saved
the universe,Copy !req
3. I can finally party!Copy !req
4. Huh?Copy !req
5. Hey, guys!Copy !req
6. What's the deal?
Let me in!Copy !req
7. Steven.Copy !req
8. No one needs your help,
so why are you still here?Copy !req
9. What?Copy !req
10. Aaah!Copy !req
11. Why do I keep having
these horrible dreams?Copy !req
12. Steven!Copy !req
13. Peridot?Copy !req
14. Steven, Steven, Steven,
Steven, Steven!Copy !req
15. Today is the day!
Did you tape it?Copy !req
16. What are you talking about?Copy !req
17. You promised me!Copy !req
18. Oh, are you talking about
the rebootCopy !req
19. of the classic
great northern teen dramaCopy !req
20. "Camp Pining Hearts"
that I recorded...Copy !req
21. on this tape?Copy !req
22. The return
of "Camp Pining Hearts"!Copy !req
23. You know,
I'm so glad you're here.Copy !req
24. I've been having
some weird dreams lately.Copy !req
25. - Shh! That's great.
- Now press play, you monster!Copy !req
26. Oh, Jasmine, I wish
you would fly into my arms,Copy !req
27. but every time...Copy !req
28. Wha... Wha...Copy !req
29. What have they done?Copy !req
30. What is with this Rodrigo guy?Copy !req
31. He has no charisma!Copy !req
32. And can we talk about
this cinematography?Copy !req
33. Gahhhh, they've changed
all the characters,Copy !req
34. and I don't care
about any of them!Copy !req
35. Aah! Yah!Copy !req
36. How could you do this to me?Copy !req
37. "Camp Pining Hearts"
helped me escapeCopy !req
38. when everything around me
was in chaos.Copy !req
39. "CPH" brought us together.Copy !req
40. And now look at this nightmare!Copy !req
41. Steven, you didn't tell me
that they cast you!Copy !req
42. What?
They didn't.Copy !req
43. I-Is this... my dream
from last night?Copy !req
44. Aaah!Copy !req
45. Whoa! My... My powers must be
interfering with the TV signal!Copy !req
46. Steven!Copy !req
47. Do you know what this means?Copy !req
48. I have to start wearing
a tinfoil hat?Copy !req
49. No! It means that if we can put
your dreams on the television,Copy !req
50. we can reboot the reboot!Copy !req
51. Reboot the...Copy !req
52. Peridot, you're a genius!Copy !req
53. I know.Copy !req
54. And, well, it might be fun
to fix somethingCopy !req
55. that isn't the entire universe.Copy !req
56. Aah! This is going
to be the beginningCopy !req
57. of Peridot and Steven
Productions!Copy !req
58. Yeah!Copy !req
59. So, Peridot, do you think
Jasmine's end gameCopy !req
60. is Khaz or Rodrigo?Copy !req
61. The writers are clearly
trying to railroad usCopy !req
62. into a Jasdrigo partnership,Copy !req
63. but, gah, these characters
have no chemistry!Copy !req
64. Just can't get into Rodrigo,
can you?Copy !req
65. He's so infuriatingly passive!Copy !req
66. Hey, hey, I get that his social
anxiety and poutine allergyCopy !req
67. aren't really connected
to the larger story,Copy !req
68. but maybe if he just had
some kind of foil?Copy !req
69. A foil.Copy !req
70. Interesting.Copy !req
71. I got it!Copy !req
72. A hunky lifeguard friend
with nice musclesCopy !req
73. and everyone always wants
to hang out with him.Copy !req
74. Despite the blessing
and curse of his popularity,Copy !req
75. he still makes time
to help his buddy RodrigoCopy !req
76. with his confidence!Copy !req
77. Bold.
I like it!Copy !req
78. Good work, Stefan!Copy !req
79. Why are you eating
right at bedtime?Copy !req
80. Oh, this chili?Copy !req
81. I read that eating spicy foods
before bedCopy !req
82. makes your dreams super vivid.Copy !req
83. Huh, I appreciate
your initiative.Copy !req
84. Aw, thanks.Copy !req
85. Just don't forget.Copy !req
86. Action-orientated storytelling.Copy !req
87. Hey, Jasmine,
I hear you love birds.Copy !req
88. Sure!Copy !req
89. Well, a little birdy told me
that downstream,Copy !req
90. there's an island
full of rare specimens.Copy !req
91. Did you hear that?Copy !req
92. Thanks, Stefan.
You're the best.Copy !req
93. Hey, Rodrigo.Copy !req
94. This is terrible.Copy !req
95. Jasmine is in danger!Copy !req
96. W-What?Copy !req
97. She's headed toward an island
full of dangerous birds!Copy !req
98. But if we go downstream,
we can save her!Copy !req
99. Okay! Thanks, Stefan.
You're the best.Copy !req
100. - Thanks, Stefan.
- You're such a great guy!Copy !req
101. Oh, you're great, too, you know.Copy !req
102. Great enough for Jasmine
to like you.Copy !req
103. What?Copy !req
104. I can tell from the way
she looks at you.Copy !req
105. Huh?Copy !req
106. - Uhhhhh.
- Stefan!Copy !req
107. What's happening to you?Copy !req
108. Aah!Copy !req
109. Aaaah!Copy !req
110. Oh, no!
Not again!Copy !req
111. Steven!
You did it!Copy !req
112. You just fell asleep
and you started glowing pink.Copy !req
113. And then the TV
went on the fritz, and then -Copy !req
114. Oh, I'll just show you!Copy !req
115. Our script, our story!Copy !req
116. I watched the whole thing live!Copy !req
117. Not sure what you were
going for at the end there.Copy !req
118. That was pretty bizarre,
but for a first attempt...Copy !req
119. Steven?Copy !req
120. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
121. Just feeling a little off.Copy !req
122. Guess maybe the chili
was a bad idea.Copy !req
123. Ehh, don't worry about it.Copy !req
124. Our budget is nothing,
and our schedule is infinite.Copy !req
125. That's right.
I can do are-dream.Copy !req
126. We can do as many as we want
until we get it right.Copy !req
127. Less talking, more sleeping.Copy !req
128. Huh?Copy !req
129. I've come to the conclusion
that we keep failingCopy !req
130. because we're relying
on a scriptCopy !req
131. when we should have taken
a more visual approach.Copy !req
132. So I've prepared
this storyboard for you.Copy !req
133. You drew all of this
in one night?Copy !req
134. Well, duh!
I'm good at everything.Copy !req
135. Study these boards in
preparation for this re-dream.Copy !req
136. Oh, okay.Copy !req
137. Wow, you really posed this out.Copy !req
138. Thank you!Copy !req
139. Huh?Copy !req
140. Hey, Peridot,
why is Stefan kissing Jasmine?Copy !req
141. It's perfect, right?Copy !req
142. Just as Rodrigo
is about to swoop inCopy !req
143. and save his teenage dream,
he stumbles upon Stefan,Copy !req
144. his good friend whom he trusts
so much, kissing Jasmine,Copy !req
145. thus stoking the fire
of Rodrigo's jealousy!Copy !req
146. I can't do Rodrigo dirty
like that!Copy !req
147. Whoa, Steven.
Hold on.Copy !req
148. You're talking about them
like they're real people.Copy !req
149. It's just a story.Copy !req
150. And a story needs conflict.Copy !req
151. No, I can't do this!Copy !req
152. Look, Steven,
you seem pretty agitated.Copy !req
153. Let's just call
this whole thing off.Copy !req
154. What? There's no point if you're
gonna get all worked up over it.Copy !req
155. I should probably
be getting backCopy !req
156. to Little Homeworld anyway.Copy !req
157. No, wait!Copy !req
158. I'll do it.Copy !req
159. Hey, Rodrigo.Copy !req
160. This is terrible!Copy !req
161. Jasmine is in danger!Copy !req
162. W-What?Copy !req
163. She's headed toward an island
full of dangerous birds!Copy !req
164. But if we go downstream,
we can save her.Copy !req
165. Okay! Thanks, Stefan.
You're the best.Copy !req
166. Wow.
Stefan is so great.Copy !req
167. What?Copy !req
168. Stefan!Copy !req
169. How could you?Copy !req
170. Uh...Copy !req
171. Aaaah!Copy !req
172. Peridot?Copy !req
173. Peridot!
Come on, we gotta stop!Copy !req
174. Are you listening to me?
Why won't you look at me?Copy !req
175. Peridot!Copy !req
176. Peridot, where are you?Copy !req
177. Peridot!Copy !req
178. Peridot!
Wait!Copy !req
179. Grr!Copy !req
180. Stop!
Don't go in there!Copy !req
181. Please, I still really want
to hang out with you!Copy !req
182. Huh?Copy !req
183. Peridot!Copy !req
184. We've always had something
to fix together!Copy !req
185. The Cluster, the Diamonds,
or Spinel!Copy !req
186. I don't think I know
how to be a friendCopy !req
187. without something to fix!Copy !req
188. But I just can't do it anymore!Copy !req
189. I'm so tired.Copy !req
190. Now I'm even doing it
in my dreams!Copy !req
191. I'm sorry I can't do this
for you!Copy !req
192. Please don't leave!Copy !req
193. Don't leave.Copy !req
194. Steven.Copy !req
195. Steven!
Steven!Copy !req
196. Steven, I saw everything!Copy !req
197. It... It's fine!Copy !req
198. We don't have to
do this anymore.Copy !req
199. I don't care about the show!Copy !req
200. And I definitely don't care
about Rodrigo.Copy !req
201. Grr!
I'm such a clod!Copy !req
202. But I really wanted
to spend time with you.Copy !req
203. I just wanted an excuse
to hang out.Copy !req
204. We don't need an excuse
to hang out.Copy !req
205. Can we still
watch "CPH" together?Copy !req
206. Even if it sucks?Copy !req
207. Of course.Copy !req
208. How could you lie to me
like that, Rodrigo?Copy !req
209. I guess you just can't help
being a bad person!Copy !req
210. Jasmine, you just buried a body
in the woods,Copy !req
211. and now you're mad
that Rodrigo cheated at cards?Copy !req
212. This show is the worst!Copy !req
213. This show is the best.Copy !req