1. Hey, all you gems out thereCopy !req
2. in the universe!Copy !req
3. Have you been feeling lostCopy !req
4. and confused in this new era?Copy !req
5. Then come on downCopy !req
6. to Little Homeschool!Copy !req
7. - Are you used to - destroying things?Copy !req
8. Then learn to beCopy !req
9. constructive instead!Copy !req
10. Are you used to plotting?Copy !req
11. - Then you can tend - to this plot of land!Copy !req
12. Feeling lost withoutCopy !req
13. direction from the diamonds?Copy !req
14. Come and find your center.Copy !req
15. Everyone deservesCopy !req
16. a chance to change,Copy !req
17. so come on down today!Copy !req
18. And, cut.Copy !req
19. Thanks for helping updateCopy !req
20. our commercial, guys.Copy !req
21. I'm an actor.Copy !req
22. I'll get this homeCopy !req
23. and do some editing.Copy !req
24. Steven, you smell good.Copy !req
25. Uh, what?Copy !req
26. - It's written - on your back.Copy !req
27. - Huh? -Copy !req
28. You obviously wroteCopy !req
29. this yourself.Copy !req
30. No, I didn't.Copy !req
31. Mnh! Bleh!Copy !req
32. Tomato soup?Copy !req
33. I thought youCopy !req
34. loved tomato soup!Copy !req
35. Yeah, but...Copy !req
36. where'd my juice go?Copy !req
37. On, no!Copy !req
38. The Dondai's been, um...Copy !req
39. kinda covered in toilet paper?Copy !req
40. Hey! Whoever you areCopy !req
41. that's "pranking me,"Copy !req
42. you've got a really weird ideaCopy !req
43. of what a prank is.Copy !req
44. At least I don't haveCopy !req
45. to pick up more toilet paper.Copy !req
46. Hmm?Copy !req
47. Whoa, another welcome party.Copy !req
48. - A new gem must - have arrived.Copy !req
49. Yo, dude, come over hereCopy !req
50. and introduce yourself.Copy !req
51. - Welcome to Earth! - My name's...Copy !req
52. — Well, well, well,Copy !req
53. If it ain't the old gemCopy !req
54. savior himself,Copy !req
55. Steven Universe!Copy !req
56. Bluebird Azurite,Copy !req
57. at your service!Copy !req
58. All right, give usCopy !req
59. a hug then!Copy !req
60. - Oh! Heh. - Cute.Copy !req
61. - Mmm. - Oh!Copy !req
62. You like food, yeah?Copy !req
63. Yeah?Copy !req
64. sit tight, then.Copy !req
65. Well,Copy !req
66. I'll be right back!Copy !req
67. What?Copy !req
68. Yeah, she just got hereCopy !req
69. and is already exploringCopy !req
70. Earth cuisine.Copy !req
71. What is this?Copy !req
72. - Bluebird: Just some old - Earth things.Copy !req
73. Clams, peanut butter,Copy !req
74. and a side of fresh cut grass.Copy !req
75. Please enjoy it.Copy !req
76. I'm begging you, please!Copy !req
77. Gosh, Steven,Copy !req
78. don't make her beg.Copy !req
79. S-Sure! Heh.Copy !req
80. I'll just, uh...Copy !req
81. dip this here...Copy !req
82. Mmm.Copy !req
83. Is it good?Copy !req
84. Yeah, it... it's great.Copy !req
85. Brilliant.Copy !req
86. Can I see you guysCopy !req
87. in the bathroom?Copy !req
88. - Huh? - Sorry, Dad.Copy !req
89. Emergency meeting.Copy !req
90. Don't panic.Copy !req
91. I think Bluebird is a fusionCopy !req
92. of Aquamarine and Eyeball!Copy !req
93. Well, duh.Copy !req
94. - It's pretty obvious. - What?Copy !req
95. Well, how come you're allCopy !req
96. so calm about this?Copy !req
97. Did you forget thatCopy !req
98. Aquamarine kidnapped me?Copy !req
99. - How about the fact that Eyeball - tried to stab me,Copy !req
100. - And ratted me out - while I was on trial?Copy !req
101. They must've fusedCopy !req
102. because they both hate me!Copy !req
103. That was them.Copy !req
104. This is Bluebird.Copy !req
105. - But she pranked me - earlier today!Copy !req
106. She put a sign on my backCopy !req
107. that said I...Copy !req
108. smelled good.Copy !req
109. Switched my juiceCopy !req
110. with tomato soup.Copy !req
111. Neatly stacked toilet paper...Copy !req
112. on top of my car?Copy !req
113. None of that stuff soundsCopy !req
114. particularly malicious.Copy !req
115. Besides, don't you likeCopy !req
116. tomato soup?Copy !req
117. Yeah, but isn't it convenientCopy !req
118. that BluebirdCopy !req
119. - just showed up here - at my house?Copy !req
120. Steven, you've literally invitedCopy !req
121. all problematic gemsCopy !req
122. - from across the universe - to come hereCopy !req
123. - And learn - a better way of living.Copy !req
124. Well, right.Copy !req
125. Listen, Schtu ball,Copy !req
126. - if you don't want - this gem around,Copy !req
127. That's totally fair.Copy !req
128. No, you guys are right.Copy !req
129. Everyone deservesCopy !req
130. a chance to change.Copy !req
131. Don't worry.Copy !req
132. If she tries anything funny,Copy !req
133. - we'll be there - to squash her.Copy !req
134. Thanks, Garnet.Copy !req
135. Hey, Bluebird!Copy !req
136. What's up?Copy !req
137. Steven Universe!Copy !req
138. I'm sorry.Copy !req
139. I gave you all that foodCopy !req
140. without something to, uh,Copy !req
141. wash it down with.Copy !req
142. Okay, thank you!Copy !req
143. How'd that 'appen?Copy !req
144. You obviously shook it.Copy !req
145. — Chance to change.Copy !req
146. You obviously shook it...Copy !req
147. by accident.Copy !req
148. - Hmm? -Copy !req
149. - Pearl! - Bluebird's got a knife!Copy !req
150. How else are we gonna cutCopy !req
151. this cake she made for you?Copy !req
152. Surprise!Copy !req
153. Wha?Copy !req
154. - Bluebird's - got Garnet pinned!Copy !req
155. Let Garnet go right now!Copy !req
156. Hey, Steven. Bluebird wasCopy !req
157. helping me do some stretchingCopy !req
158. before diving intoCopy !req
159. a bit of advanced yoga.Copy !req
160. It's very importantCopy !req
161. to stretch!Copy !req
162. Hmm?Copy !req
163. Ugh.Copy !req
164. What's up, dude?Copy !req
165. - Bluebird's - really getting to me.Copy !req
166. I mean, look at this terribleCopy !req
167. drawing she made of me.Copy !req
168. - Steven, I... - These too!Copy !req
169. - I've been finding this junk - all over the place.Copy !req
170. Steven,Copy !req
171. those are my drawings!Copy !req
172. Amethyst, I'm sorry!Copy !req
173. — What's withCopy !req
174. The waterworks, love?Copy !req
175. My art career is over beforeCopy !req
176. it even got off the ground!Copy !req
177. I don't know what art is,Copy !req
178. but this is the best artCopy !req
179. I've ever seen!Copy !req
180. Awww, thanks, Bluebird!Copy !req
181. - I'm gonna work on my art - right now!Copy !req
182. You wanna come?Copy !req
183. Amethyst!Copy !req
184. Lead the way,Copy !req
185. Hey, Dad!Copy !req
186. Aaaaah!Copy !req
187. Dad, are you okay?Copy !req
188. What's up, Schtu ball?Copy !req
189. Just showin' BluebirdCopy !req
190. some of my old classicCopy !req
191. sci-fi horror movies.Copy !req
192. Yeah!Copy !req
193. They're hilarious!Copy !req
194. - So, what're you - doin' over here?Copy !req
195. Got somethin' on your mind?Copy !req
196. You know what, Dad?Copy !req
197. I think I'll be okay.Copy !req
198. Huh?Copy !req
199. Oh, Bluebird, classic prank!Copy !req
200. [ Warp pad whooshes,Copy !req
201. What?Copy !req
202. Huh?Copy !req
203. How'd the van...?Copy !req
204. Oh, gotcha.Copy !req
205. Welp, I guess Bluebird and DadCopy !req
206. must be having a ball together.Copy !req
207. Aaah!Copy !req
208. Sounds like they're watchingCopy !req
209. another horror movie.Copy !req
210. - I'm sure everything's - just fine.Copy !req
211. H-e-e-e-elp!Copy !req
212. O-Okay, Steven.Copy !req
213. Your dad is fine.Copy !req
214. Bluebird is cool.Copy !req
215. Dad?Copy !req
216. Up here, son!Copy !req
217. - A-Are those - screams of fun?Copy !req
218. No!Copy !req
219. An era ago,Copy !req
220. there were two gems,Copy !req
221. celebrated for taking downCopy !req
222. Homeworld's greatest traitor,Copy !req
223. but then they were cast out,Copy !req
224. forgotten,Copy !req
225. when the traitor dupedCopy !req
226. all of HomeworldCopy !req
227. into loving him instead!Copy !req
228. Now they've come to Earth...Copy !req
229. For their revenge!Copy !req
230. And forever shall heCopy !req
231. rue the names...Copy !req
232. Aquamarine!Copy !req
233. And Ruby!Copy !req
234. - Well? - It's us!Copy !req
235. It's always been us,Copy !req
236. and you never knew!Copy !req
237. I always knew,Copy !req
238. everyone knew.Copy !req
239. What?Copy !req
240. then why wereCopy !req
241. If you knew,Copy !req
242. your Gems bein'Copy !req
243. so nice to us, huh?Copy !req
244. - That's 'cause - they're nice!Copy !req
245. They're nice people!Copy !req
246. Enough of this!Copy !req
247. Waaaah!Copy !req
248. — Whoa!Copy !req
249. - Hey, - careful with my dad!Copy !req
250. - If this is another one of your - pranks, you'd better cut it out!Copy !req
251. That was just usCopy !req
252. softening you up!Copy !req
253. Now the real torture begins!Copy !req
254. We've learned so muchCopy !req
255. about your life, Steven.Copy !req
256. Especially how much you loveCopy !req
257. your precious "my dad."Copy !req
258. But if you want him back,Copy !req
259. you'll have to do usCopy !req
260. a favor or two,Copy !req
261. such as...Copy !req
262. destroyingCopy !req
263. Yeah!Copy !req
264. your house!Copy !req
265. - Bubble your friends! - Yeah!Copy !req
266. And burn Little HomeworldCopy !req
267. to the ground!Copy !req
268. Do it!Copy !req
269. No!Copy !req
270. Then "my dad" gets it!Copy !req
271. Gets what?Copy !req
272. Gets hurt.Copy !req
273. - Just do what we saw - in that movie.Copy !req
274. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
275. Aah!Copy !req
276. That's enough!Copy !req
277. Hey!Copy !req
278. No!Copy !req
279. What?Copy !req
280. - Unh! - Dad, are you okay?Copy !req
281. Ugh!Copy !req
282. Disgusting!Copy !req
283. Oh, my baby!Copy !req
284. - How could you let - that happen?Copy !req
285. You distracted me!Copy !req
286. I was directing you!Copy !req
287. Father.Copy !req
288. Go inside.Copy !req
289. I won't let you get awayCopy !req
290. with this!Copy !req
291. Hoo! Oof!Copy !req
292. Ugh.Copy !req
293. We have to fuse if we'reCopy !req
294. going to beat him.Copy !req
295. What was that?Copy !req
296. You were uncoordinated.Copy !req
297. Try again!Copy !req
298. That's it!Copy !req
299. I've had it with you!Copy !req
300. Tsk, tsk, tsk.Copy !req
301. Ugh.Copy !req
302. You guys fusedCopy !req
303. Aah!Copy !req
304. - just because you hate me, - didn't you?Copy !req
305. - Yes! - Yes!Copy !req
306. - If that's the only reason, - then it's no wonderCopy !req
307. - You can't keep it - together.Copy !req
308. What are you talking about?Copy !req
309. - There are so many - other reasons to fuse,Copy !req
310. Like friendshipCopy !req
311. and responsibility...Copy !req
312. and love.Copy !req
313. Imagine how much betterCopy !req
314. it would feel to fuseCopy !req
315. to support each other insteadCopy !req
316. of tearing someone down.Copy !req
317. Your life would fill withCopy !req
318. warmth and friendship and joy,Copy !req
319. - and love and... - Wowie! Wow!Copy !req
320. He is so annoying!Copy !req
321. I hate him so much!Copy !req
322. - Together: I know! - Me too!Copy !req
323. — Are you kidding me?Copy !req
324. Back at last!Copy !req
325. En garde!Copy !req
326. Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
327. Hyaaaah!Copy !req
328. Steven, why is GregCopy !req
329. crying in the bathroom?Copy !req
330. Tell him he's gotta moveCopy !req
331. his dang va...Copy !req
332. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
333. - Die! Die! - Die! Die!Copy !req
334. Die! Die!Copy !req
335. Now, if it isn'tCopy !req
336. my favorite trio.Copy !req
337. Oh, no.Copy !req
338. Are you two okay?Copy !req
339. Oh, we've beenCopy !req
340. Yep.Copy !req
341. defeated.Copy !req
342. I've completely learnedCopy !req
343. my lesson.Copy !req
344. Huh?Copy !req
345. I'm sorry, Steven.Copy !req
346. Accept my apology?Copy !req
347. Gotcha! Ha ha!Copy !req
348. You may have gotten usCopy !req
349. this time,Copy !req
350. but we'll be out there.Copy !req
351. Hating you!Copy !req
352. Forever!Copy !req
353. You sme-l-l-ll!Copy !req
354. I guess there really are GemsCopy !req
355. out there that hate you.Copy !req
356. Yep.Copy !req
357. But I'm notCopy !req
358. the one they hurt.Copy !req
359. I'm really sorry, Dad.Copy !req
360. I never should have givenCopy !req
361. Bluebird a chance.Copy !req
362. I love howCopy !req
363. you believe in everyone.Copy !req
364. You stuck to your principles,Copy !req
365. and I'm proud of you.Copy !req
366. I mean, everyone can change,Copy !req
367. but not everyone wants to.Copy !req
368. Yeah.Copy !req
369. Goodbye, old pal.Copy !req
370. You're finally free.Copy !req