Steven Universe Future 1x11

Directed by Kat Morris • Alonso Ramirez Ramos

Johnny Hawkes as Rodrigo / Cookie Cat (voice) • Marieve Herington as Jasmine (voice) • Shelby Rabara as Peridot (voice)

Steven and Peridot watch a reboot of their favorite show, Camp Pining Hearts.

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1. Alright!

2. - Now that I've saved - the universe,

3. I can finally party!

4. Huh?

5. Hey, guys!

6. - What's the deal? - Let me in!

7. Cookie Cat: Steven.

8. No one needs your help,

9. so why are you still here?

10. What?

11. Aaah!

12. Why do I keep having

13. these horrible dreams?

14. — Peridot: Steven!

15. Peridot?

16. Steven, Steven, Steven,

17. Steven, Steven!

18. Today is the day!

19. Did you tape it?

20. What are you

21. talking about?

22. You promised me!

23. Oh, are you talking about

24. the reboot

25. of the classic

26. great northern teen drama

27. "Camp Pining Hearts"

28. that I recorded...

29. on this tape?

30. The return

31. of "Camp Pining Hearts"!

32. - You know, - I'm so glad you're here.

33. I've been having

34. some weird dreams lately.

35. Shh! That's great.

36. Now press play, you monster!

37. Oh, Jasmine, I wish

38. you would fly into my arms,

39. but every time...

40. Wha... Wha...

41. What have they done?

42. What is with

43. this Rodrigo guy?

44. He has no charisma!

45. And can we talk about

46. this cinematography?

47. Gahhhh, they've changed

48. all the characters,

49. - and I don't care - about any of them!

50. Aah! Yah!

51. How could you do this

52. to me?

53. "Camp Pining Hearts"

54. helped me escape

55. when everything around me

56. was in chaos.

57. "CPH" brought us together.

58. And now look

59. at this nightmare!

60. Steven, you didn't tell me

61. that they cast you!

62. - What? - They didn't.

63. I-Is this... my dream

64. from last night?

65. Aaah!

66. Whoa! My... My powers must be

67. interfering with the TV signal!

68. Steven!

69. - Do you know - what this means?

70. - I have to start wearing - a tinfoil hat?

71. No! It means that if we can put

72. your dreams on the television,

73. we can reboot

74. the reboot!

75. Reboot the...

76. Peridot,

77. you're a genius!

78. I know.

79. And, well, it might be fun

80. to fix something

81. - that isn't - the entire universe.

82. - Aah! - This is going to be

83. The beginning

84. of Peridot and Steven

85. Productions!

86. Yeah!

87. So, Peridot, do you think

88. Jasmine's end game

89. is Khaz or Rodrigo?

90. The writers are clearly

91. trying to railroad us

92. into a Jasdrigo

93. partnership,

94. but, gah, these characters

95. have no chemistry!

96. Just can't get into Rodrigo,

97. can you?

98. - He's so - infuriatingly passive!

99. Hey, hey, I get that his social

100. anxiety and poutine allergy

101. aren't really connected

102. to the larger story,

103. but maybe if he just had

104. some kind of foil?

105. A foil.

106. Interesting.

107. I got it!

108. A hunky lifeguard friend

109. with nice muscles

110. and everyone always wants

111. to hang out with him.

112. Despite the blessing

113. and curse of his popularity,

114. he still makes time

115. to help his buddy Rodrigo

116. with his confidence!

117. - Bold. - I like it!

118. Good work, Stefan!

119. Why are you eating

120. right at bedtime?

121. - Oh, this chili? -

122. - I read that eating spicy foods - before bed

123. - Makes your dreams - super vivid.

124. Huh, I appreciate

125. your initiative.

126. Aw, thanks.

127. Just don't forget.

128. Action-oriented

129. storytelling.

130. Hey, Jasmine,

131. I hear you love birds.

132. Sure!

133. Well, a little birdy told me

134. that downstream,

135. there's an island

136. full of rare specimens.

137. — Did you hear that?

138. Thanks, Stefan.

139. You're the best.

140. Hey, Rodrigo.

141. This is terrible.

142. Jasmine is in danger!

143. W-What?

144. She's headed toward an island

145. full of dangerous birds!

146. But if we go downstream,

147. we can save her!

148. Okay! Thanks, Stefan.

149. You're the best.

150. Thanks, Stefan.

151. You're such a great guy!

152. Oh, you're great, too,

153. you know.

154. Great enough for Jasmine

155. to like you.

156. What?

157. - I can tell from the way - she looks at you.

158. — Huh?

159. —Uhhhhh. —Stefan!

160. What's happening to you?

161. Aah!

162. Aaaah!

163. Oh, no!

164. Not again!

165. - Steven! - You did it!

166. You just fell asleep

167. and you started glowing pink.

168. - And then the TV - went on the fritz, and then...

169. Oh, I'll just show you!

170. Our script,

171. our story!

172. - I watched - the whole thing live!

173. Not sure what you were

174. going for at the end there.

175. That was pretty bizarre,

176. but for a first attempt...

177. Steven?

178. Oh, sorry.

179. Just feeling a little off.

180. Guess maybe the chili

181. was a bad idea.

182. - Ehh, - don't worry about it.

183. Our budget is nothing,

184. and our schedule is infinite.

185. - That's right. - I can do are-dream.

186. We can do as many as we want

187. until we get it right.

188. Less talking,

189. more sleeping.

190. Huh?

191. I've come to the conclusion

192. that we keep failing

193. - because we're relying - on a script

194. When we should have taken

195. a more visual approach.

196. So I've prepared

197. this storyboard for you.

198. You drew all of this

199. in one night?

200. Well, duh!

201. I'm good at everything.

202. Study these boards in

203. preparation for this re-dream.

204. Oh, okay.

205. Wow, you really

206. posed this out.

207. Thank you!

208. Huh?

209. Hey, Peridot,

210. why is Stefan kissing Jasmine?

211. It's perfect, right?

212. Just as Rodrigo

213. is about to swoop in

214. and save his teenage dream,

215. he stumbles upon Stefan,

216. his good friend whom he trusts

217. so much, kissing Jasmine,

218. thus stoking the fire

219. of Rodrigo's jealousy!

220. I can't do Rodrigo dirty

221. like that!

222. - Whoa, Steven. - Hold on.

223. You're talking about them

224. like they're real people.

225. It's just a story.

226. - And a story - needs conflict.

227. No, I can't do this!

228. Look, Steven,

229. you seem pretty agitated.

230. - Let's just call - this whole thing off.

231. What?

232. get all worked up over it.

233. There's no point if you're gonna

234. I should probably

235. be getting back

236. to Little Homeworld

237. anyway.

238. No, wait!

239. I'll do it.

240. Hey, Rodrigo.

241. This is terrible!

242. Jasmine is in danger!

243. W-What?

244. She's headed toward an island

245. full of dangerous birds!

246. But if we go downstream,

247. we can save her.

248. Okay! Thanks, Stefan.

249. You're the best.

250. Wow.

251. Stefan is so great.

252. What?

253. Stefan!

254. How could you?

255. Uh...

256. Aaaah!

257. Peridot?

258. Peridot!

259. Come on, we gotta stop!

260. Are you listening to me?

261. Why won't you look at me?

262. Peridot!

263. Peridot, where are you?

264. Peridot!

265. Peridot!

266. Wait!

267. Grr!

268. - Steven: Stop! - Don't go in there!

269. Please, I still really want

270. to hang out with you!

271. Huh?

272. Peridot!

273. We've always had something

274. to fix together!

275. The Cluster, the Diamonds,

276. or Spinel!

277. - I don't think I know - how to be a friend

278. Without something to fix!

279. But I just can't

280. do it anymore!

281. I'm so tired.

282. Now I'm even doing it

283. in my dreams!

284. I'm sorry I can't do this

285. for you!

286. Please don't leave!

287. Don't leave.

288. Steven.

289. Steven!

290. Steven!

291. Steven,

292. I saw everything!

293. It... It's fine!

294. We don't have to

295. do this anymore.

296. - I don't care - about the show!

297. And I definitely don't care

298. about Rodrigo.

299. Grr!

300. I'm such a clod!

301. But I really wanted

302. to spend time with you.

303. I just wanted an excuse

304. to hang out.

305. We don't need an excuse

306. to hang out.

307. Can we still

308. watch "CPH" together?

309. Even if it sucks?

310. Of course.

311. How could you lie to me

312. like that, Rodrigo?

313. I guess you just can't help

314. being a bad person!

315. Jasmine, you just buried a body

316. in the woods,

317. and now you're mad

318. that Rodrigo cheated at cards?

319. This show

320. is the worst!

321. This show is the best.