1. Hey, all you gems out there
in the universe!Copy !req
2. Have you been feeling lost
and confused in this new era?Copy !req
3. Then come on down
to Little Homeschool!Copy !req
4. Are you used to
destroying things?Copy !req
5. Then learn to be
constructive instead!Copy !req
6. Are you used to plotting?Copy !req
7. Then you can tend
to this plot of land!Copy !req
8. Feeling lost without
direction from the diamonds?Copy !req
9. Come and find your center.Copy !req
10. Everyone deserves
a chance to change,Copy !req
11. so come on down today!Copy !req
12. And, cut.Copy !req
13. Thanks for helping update
our commercial, guys.Copy !req
14. I'm an actor.Copy !req
15. I'll get this home
and do some editing.Copy !req
16. Steven, you smell good.Copy !req
17. Uh, what?Copy !req
18. It's written
on your back.Copy !req
19. Huh?Copy !req
20. You obviously wrote
this yourself.Copy !req
21. No, I didn't.Copy !req
22. Mnh! Bleh!Copy !req
23. Tomato soup?Copy !req
24. I thought you
loved tomato soup!Copy !req
25. Yeah, but...Copy !req
26. where'd my juice go?Copy !req
27. On, no!Copy !req
28. The Dondai's been, um...Copy !req
29. kinda covered in toilet paper?Copy !req
30. Hey! Whoever you are
that's "pranking me,"Copy !req
31. you've got a really weird idea
of what a prank is.Copy !req
32. At least I don't have
to pick up more toilet paper.Copy !req
33. Hmm?
- Whoa, another welcome party.Copy !req
34. A new gem must
have arrived.Copy !req
35. Yo, dude, come over here
and introduce yourself.Copy !req
36. Welcome to Earth!
My name's —Copy !req
37. Well, well, well,Copy !req
38. if it ain't the old gem
savior himself,Copy !req
39. Steven Universe!Copy !req
40. Bluebird Azurite,
at your service!Copy !req
41. All right, give us
a hug then!Copy !req
42. Oh! Heh.
- Cute.Copy !req
43. Mmm.
Oh!Copy !req
44. You like food, yeah?Copy !req
45. Yeah?
- Well,
sit tight, then.Copy !req
46. I'll be right back!Copy !req
47. What?
- Yeah, she just got hereCopy !req
48. and is already exploring
Earth cuisine.Copy !req
49. What is this?Copy !req
50. Just some old
Earth things.Copy !req
51. Clams, peanut butter,
and a side of fresh cut grass.Copy !req
52. Please enjoy it.Copy !req
53. I'm begging you, please!Copy !req
54. Gosh, Steven,
don't make her beg.Copy !req
55. S-Sure! Heh.Copy !req
56. I'll just, uh...Copy !req
57. dip this here...Copy !req
58. Mmm.
- Is it good?Copy !req
59. Yeah, it — it's great.Copy !req
60. Brilliant.Copy !req
61. Can I see you guys
in the bathroom?Copy !req
62. Huh?
- Sorry, Dad.Copy !req
63. Emergency meeting.Copy !req
64. Don't panic.Copy !req
65. I think Bluebird is a fusion
of Aquamarine and Eyeball!Copy !req
66. Well, duh.Copy !req
67. It's pretty obvious.
What?Copy !req
68. Well, how come you're all
so calm about this?Copy !req
69. Did you forget that
Aquamarine kidnapped me?Copy !req
70. How about the fact that Eyeball
tried to stab me,Copy !req
71. and ratted me out
while I was on trial?Copy !req
72. They must've fused
because they both hate me!Copy !req
73. That was them.
This is Bluebird.Copy !req
74. But she pranked me
earlier today!Copy !req
75. She put a sign on my back
that said I...Copy !req
76. smelled good.Copy !req
77. Switched my juice
with tomato soup.Copy !req
78. Neatly stacked toilet paper...Copy !req
79. on top of my car?Copy !req
80. None of that stuff sounds
particularly malicious.Copy !req
81. Besides, don't you like
tomato soup?Copy !req
82. Yeah, but isn't it convenient
that BluebirdCopy !req
83. just showed up here
at my house?Copy !req
84. Steven, you've literally invited
all problematic gemsCopy !req
85. from across the universe
to come hereCopy !req
86. and learn
a better way of living.Copy !req
87. Well, right.
Listen, Schtu ball,Copy !req
88. if you don't want
this gem around,Copy !req
89. that's totally fair.Copy !req
90. No, you guys are right.Copy !req
91. Everyone deserves
a chance to change.Copy !req
92. Don't worry.
If she tries anything funny,Copy !req
93. we'll be there
to squash her.Copy !req
94. Thanks, Garnet.Copy !req
95. Hey, Bluebird!
What's up?Copy !req
96. Steven Universe!Copy !req
97. I'm sorry.Copy !req
98. I gave you all that foodCopy !req
99. without something to, uh,
wash it down with.Copy !req
100. Okay, thank you!Copy !req
101. How'd that 'appen?Copy !req
102. You obviously shook it.Copy !req
103. Chance to change.Copy !req
104. You obviously shook it...Copy !req
105. by accident.Copy !req
106. Hmm?Copy !req
107. Pearl!
Bluebird's got a knife!Copy !req
108. How else are we gonna cut
this cake she made for you?Copy !req
109. Surprise!Copy !req
110. Wha?Copy !req
111. Bluebird's
got Garnet pinned!Copy !req
112. Let Garnet go right now!Copy !req
113. Hey, Steven. Bluebird was
helping me do some stretchingCopy !req
114. before diving into
a bit of advanced yoga.Copy !req
115. It's very important
to stretch!Copy !req
116. Hmm?Copy !req
117. Ugh.Copy !req
118. What's up, dude?Copy !req
119. Bluebird's
really getting to me.Copy !req
120. I mean, look at this terrible
drawing she made of me.Copy !req
121. Steven, I —
- These too!Copy !req
122. I've been finding this junk
all over the place.Copy !req
123. Steven,
those are my drawings!Copy !req
124. Amethyst, I'm sorry!Copy !req
125. - What's with
the waterworks, love?Copy !req
126. My art career is over before
it even got off the ground!Copy !req
127. I don't know what art is,
but this is the best artCopy !req
128. I've ever seen!Copy !req
129. Awww, thanks, Bluebird!Copy !req
130. I'm gonna work on my art
right now!Copy !req
131. You wanna come?
Lead the way,
Amethyst!Copy !req
132. Hey, Dad!Copy !req
133. Aaaaah!Copy !req
134. Dad, are you okay?
What's up, Schtu ball?Copy !req
135. Just showin' Bluebird
some of my old classicCopy !req
136. sci-fi horror movies.Copy !req
137. Yeah!
They're hilarious!Copy !req
138. So, what're you
doin' over here?Copy !req
139. Got somethin' on your mind?Copy !req
140. You know what, Dad?Copy !req
141. I think I'll be okay.Copy !req
142. Huh?Copy !req
143. Oh, Bluebird, classic prank!Copy !req
144. [ Warp pad whooshes,
tires squealing ]
What?Copy !req
145. Huh?Copy !req
146. How'd the van...?Copy !req
147. Oh, gotcha.Copy !req
148. Welp, I guess Bluebird and Dad
must be having a ball together.Copy !req
149. Aaah!Copy !req
150. Sounds like they're watching
another horror movie.Copy !req
151. I'm sure everything's
just fine.Copy !req
152. H-e-e-e-elp!Copy !req
153. O-Okay, Steven.Copy !req
154. Your dad is fine.Copy !req
155. Bluebird is cool.Copy !req
156. Dad?Copy !req
157. Up here, son!Copy !req
158. A-Are those
screams of fun?Copy !req
159. No!Copy !req
160. An era ago,
there were two gems,Copy !req
161. celebrated for taking down
Homeworld's greatest traitor,Copy !req
162. but then they were cast out,
forgotten,Copy !req
163. when the traitor duped
all of HomeworldCopy !req
164. into loving him instead!Copy !req
165. Now they've come to Earth —
for their revenge!Copy !req
166. And forever shall he
rue the names —Copy !req
167. Aquamarine!Copy !req
168. And Ruby!Copy !req
169. Well?
It's us!Copy !req
170. It's always been us,
and you never knew!Copy !req
171. I always knew,
everyone knew.Copy !req
172. What?
- If you knew,
then why wereCopy !req
173. your Gems bein'
so nice to us, huh?Copy !req
174. That's 'cause
they're nice!Copy !req
175. They're nice people!Copy !req
176. Enough of this!Copy !req
177. Waaaah!Copy !req
178. - Whoa!Copy !req
179. Hey,
careful with my dad!Copy !req
180. If this is another one of your
pranks, you'd better cut it out!Copy !req
181. That was just us
softening you up!Copy !req
182. Now the real torture begins!Copy !req
183. We've learned so much
about your life, Steven.Copy !req
184. Especially how much you love
your precious "my dad."Copy !req
185. But if you want him back,
you'll have to do usCopy !req
186. a favor or two,
such as...Copy !req
187. destroying
your house!
- Yeah!Copy !req
188. Bubble your friends!
Yeah!Copy !req
189. And burn Little Homeworld
to the ground!Copy !req
190. Do it!
- No!Copy !req
191. Then "my dad" gets it!Copy !req
192. Gets what?
Gets hurt.Copy !req
193. Just do what we saw
in that movie.Copy !req
194. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
195. Aah!
That's enough!Copy !req
196. Hey!Copy !req
197. No!Copy !req
198. What?Copy !req
199. Unh!
Dad, are you okay?Copy !req
200. Ugh!
Disgusting!Copy !req
201. Oh, my baby!Copy !req
202. How could you let
that happen?Copy !req
203. You distracted me!Copy !req
204. I was directing you!Copy !req
205. Father.Copy !req
206. Go inside.Copy !req
207. I won't let you get away
with this!Copy !req
208. Hoo! Oof!Copy !req
209. Ugh.Copy !req
210. We have to fuse if we're
going to beat him.Copy !req
211. What was that?
You were uncoordinated.Copy !req
212. Try again!Copy !req
213. That's it!
I've had it with you!Copy !req
214. Tsk, tsk, tsk.Copy !req
215. Ugh.
- Aah!
- You guys fusedCopy !req
216. just because you hate me,
didn't you?Copy !req
217. Yes!
- Yes!Copy !req
218. If that's the only reason,
then it's no wonderCopy !req
219. you can't keep it
together.Copy !req
220. What are you talking about?Copy !req
221. There are so many
other reasons to fuse,Copy !req
222. like friendship
and responsibility...Copy !req
223. and love.Copy !req
224. Imagine how much better
it would feel to fuseCopy !req
225. to support each other instead
of tearing someone down.Copy !req
226. Your life would fill with
warmth and friendship and joy,Copy !req
227. and love and —
- Wowie! Wow!Copy !req
228. He is so annoying!Copy !req
229. I hate him so much!Copy !req
230. I know!
Me too!Copy !req
231. [ Twinkle! ]
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
232. Back at last!Copy !req
233. En garde!Copy !req
234. Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
235. Hyaaaah!Copy !req
236. Steven, why is Greg
crying in the bathroom?Copy !req
237. Tell him he's gotta move
his dang va—Copy !req
238. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
239. Die! Die!
Die! Die!Copy !req
240. Die! Die!Copy !req
241. Now, if it isn't
my favorite trio.Copy !req
242. Oh, no.Copy !req
243. Are you two okay?Copy !req
244. Oh, we've been
defeated.
- Yep.Copy !req
245. I've completely learned
my lesson.Copy !req
246. Huh?
- I'm sorry, Steven.Copy !req
247. Accept my apology?Copy !req
248. Gotcha! Ha ha!Copy !req
249. You may have gotten us
this time,Copy !req
250. but we'll be out there.Copy !req
251. Hating you!
- Forever!Copy !req
252. You sme-l-l-ll!Copy !req
253. I guess there really are Gems
out there that hate you.Copy !req
254. Yep.Copy !req
255. But I'm not
the one they hurt.Copy !req
256. I'm really sorry, Dad.Copy !req
257. I never should have given
Bluebird a chance.Copy !req
258. I love how
you believe in everyone.Copy !req
259. You stuck to your principles,
and I'm proud of you.Copy !req
260. I mean, everyone can change,
but not everyone wants to.Copy !req
261. Yeah.Copy !req
262. Goodbye, old pal.Copy !req
263. You're finally free.Copy !req