1. Uhh, h-hey, Connie,
what's up?Copy !req
2. Steven!
- Good, you finally picked up!Copy !req
3. I can't believe we haven't
spoken since the hospital!Copy !req
4. How are you?Copy !req
5. I'm great!
Never been better!Copy !req
6. Really? Have you had
any more issuesCopy !req
7. with swelling
and glowing pink?Copy !req
8. Um... nope?Copy !req
9. Well, maybe,
but how about you?Copy !req
10. How's college prep?Copy !req
11. Steven, that's, uh —
It's fine,Copy !req
12. but what do you mean,
maybe?Copy !req
13. Look, there's nothing to
worry about. I'm okay.Copy !req
14. Steven...Copy !req
15. I should go.
I don't wanna wake up the gems.Copy !req
16. But they don't even sleep!Copy !req
17. Uh, bye!Copy !req
18. Is I'm a Unive—Copy !req
19. No, no, no, no.
- Th-Th-This isn't happening!Copy !req
20. I didn't think about
shattering White.Copy !req
21. I — I didn't shatter Jasper.Copy !req
22. I didn't fight with Dad.Copy !req
23. I — I'm Steven Universe!Copy !req
24. I'm fine.Copy !req
25. I'm fine!Copy !req
26. - Steven? Is that you?
- What happened?Copy !req
27. Are you ok?Copy !req
28. Uh, I'm fine!Copy !req
29. Going to see the Diamonds
was a waste of time.Copy !req
30. I thought I needed
to figure myself out,Copy !req
31. but I know who I am.Copy !req
32. I'm Steven Universe!Copy !req
33. I help people.
I don't "hurt" them!Copy !req
34. Dude, what's going on?
You look really different.Copy !req
35. Pfft.
- I'm still good old Steven.Copy !req
36. Steven,
we're worried.Copy !req
37. I'm okay. Really!Copy !req
38. - We'll take your word for it.Copy !req
39. You know, everything's
gone downhillCopy !req
40. since I quit running
Little Homeschool.Copy !req
41. I should head over there
and make myself useful!Copy !req
42. I'll see you all there.Copy !req
43. Little Homeworld,
long time no see!Copy !req
44. Time to find someone
in need of my assistance!Copy !req
45. What do we have here?Copy !req
46. - Peridot's horticulture class!Copy !req
47. Perfect! If anyone can get
a plant to perk up, it's me!Copy !req
48. Ya need some help?Copy !req
49. Whoa! Steven!Copy !req
50. What, uh, brings you
back to the school?Copy !req
51. Just your friendly
neighborhood Stevo,Copy !req
52. passing through
- and ready to make a difference.Copy !req
53. And I see you have a couple
of struggling saplings here!Copy !req
54. I can help with that!Copy !req
55. Not so fast!Copy !req
56. Amethyst says you're
on a strictCopy !req
57. no-plant-friends policy!Copy !req
58. Awww, what? No!Copy !req
59. I'm just giving them
a healthy nudge!Copy !req
60. Hmmmm. It is hard to
see them in such sad shape.Copy !req
61. All right, just a scientific
smidge, though!Copy !req
62. You got it!Copy !req
63. Would you look at that?
Life — it's everywhere!Copy !req
64. And really, what's a little
broken glass between friends?Copy !req
65. Now tell me how that
makes you feel.Copy !req
66. All right,
see you next week.Copy !req
67. Hup!Copy !req
68. Steven's here to help!
Steven's here to help!Copy !req
69. Steven's here to help!
Steven's here to help!Copy !req
70. Oh, Garnet! I see you're
making some new friends!Copy !req
71. Then I guess
this was a net win!Copy !req
72. Well, gotta run
and help more people!Copy !req
73. It's what I do!Copy !req
74. Daaaaddyyyyyy!Copy !req
75. Hah, that's right.Copy !req
76. It must be shop o'clock!Copy !req
77. Bismuth's shop class, that is.Copy !req
78. Time to get my shop on!Copy !req
79. You good, bud?Copy !req
80. Y-You talking to yourself?Copy !req
81. Now the detailing requires
a light touch.Copy !req
82. Ah, hey, howdy, hey!Copy !req
83. Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!
Lookin' good, Steven!Copy !req
84. Why thank you, Bismuth.Copy !req
85. So you, uh, in need of
a teaching assistant?Copy !req
86. Well, Pearl's
my T.A. today,Copy !req
87. but I guess I could
use a wedding expertCopy !req
88. for my wedding armor
crafting demonstration.Copy !req
89. Whoa!Copy !req
90. I can help with that!Copy !req
91. Lemme just get some steel
warmed up for us.Copy !req
92. All right, that looks good
for a start.Copy !req
93. Hey, Steven!Copy !req
94. Help me finish
shaping this pauldron?Copy !req
95. Yeah! I got this!Copy !req
96. All yours.Copy !req
97. Hold on there,
boulder brain!Copy !req
98. This is detail work.Copy !req
99. No need for a giant mallet
where a humble hammer will do.Copy !req
100. Oh yeah, right!Copy !req
101. Ehhh...Copy !req
102. L-Look at that.Copy !req
103. Now you have two anvils.Copy !req
104. Nooo, my anvil!Copy !req
105. My beautiful anvil!Copy !req
106. Ehhh, my work here is done!Copy !req
107. Well, toodles!Copy !req
108. What's up, man?Copy !req
109. I wanted to see if you needed
any more players,Copy !req
110. 'cause I'm ready to have
a ball!Copy !req
111. Oof! We could use
a new outfielder.Copy !req
112. Oy, Larimar, hit the showers!Copy !req
113. Steven's subbing in.Copy !req
114. Yeah! Good hustle
out there, buddy!Copy !req
115. Wow, I'm honored to be joining
such a great game.Copy !req
116. I mean everyone here has
just been playing outstanding.Copy !req
117. Batter up!Copy !req
118. The window!Copy !req
119. I did it.Copy !req
120. I didn't mess anything up.Copy !req
121. Yeaaaaaaah!Copy !req
122. Uh-oh. I'm — I'm sorry.Copy !req
123. That — That was an accident,Copy !req
124. but what are accidentsCopy !req
125. other than new opportunities
to improve, right?Copy !req
126. W-We all make mistakes,Copy !req
127. and — and as long
as we improve ourselves,Copy !req
128. everything is gonna be okay!Copy !req
129. All right, let's get to it.Copy !req
130. Hup!Copy !req
131. Steven's here to help!Copy !req
132. Uh...Copy !req
133. We're helping!Copy !req
134. - Steven!
- Huh?Copy !req
135. I knew it! You are swelling
and glowing again!Copy !req
136. I've been trying to
call you,Copy !req
137. but I came as soon
as I saw this.Copy !req
138. Steven's here to help!
Steven's here to help!Copy !req
139. Steven's here to help!Copy !req
140. What is going on?Copy !req
141. I broadcast my subconscious
sometimes these days.Copy !req
142. I — It's really no big deal.Copy !req
143. Okay, but I can tell something
is bothering you.Copy !req
144. Steven's here to help!Copy !req
145. Steven help!
Steven help!Copy !req
146. Help Steven!
Steven help!Copy !req
147. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
148. I'm fine, awesome in fact.Copy !req
149. Come on, you've seen me
when I wasn't doing well.Copy !req
150. Steven, if being like this
is what you want,Copy !req
151. then we'll support you 100%,
whatever makes you happy,Copy !req
152. but if you're not happy,
if something's wrong —Copy !req
153. Nothing's wrong! Besides,
I don't want you to worry.Copy !req
154. We are worried!Copy !req
155. Steven, you know you can
tell us anything.Copy !req
156. It's not that easy!Copy !req
157. You know what? I don't
have to deal with this!Copy !req
158. Hold up, dude.Copy !req
159. Steven, you have
to stop running.Copy !req
160. Please...Copy !req
161. Steven, we should get you
back to the hospital!Copy !req
162. - Hospital?
- Hospital?Copy !req
163. When were you
in the hospital?Copy !req
164. You didn't tell them?Copy !req
165. It wasn't that important,
you guys.Copy !req
166. You're making a big deal
out of nothing!Copy !req
167. Have I done some things wrong?
Sure!Copy !req
168. I trashed a house today.
I broke an anvil.Copy !req
169. But what teenager hasn't?Copy !req
170. Dad and I had a little
disagreement,Copy !req
171. but that's practically
a rite of passage!Copy !req
172. I mean, it would be weird
if we didn't, right?Copy !req
173. And maaaaybe I've had
a not-so-nice thought or twoCopy !req
174. about like, you know,
slamming white diamond's headCopy !req
175. through a pillar,
b-but it's not likeCopy !req
176. I actually went through with it!Copy !req
177. I — I only
actually shattered Jasper!Copy !req
178. - What?Copy !req
179. You're —
you're joking, right?Copy !req
180. Oh, don't worry!
I fixed that, too!Copy !req
181. I can fix anything!Copy !req
182. I can just keep messing up
and fixing things forever,Copy !req
183. and you'll never have to know
or think about any of it!Copy !req
184. Steven...Copy !req
185. How messed up is that,Copy !req
186. that I've gotten away with this
for so long?Copy !req
187. You have no idea how bad I am.Copy !req
188. Y-You think I'm so great,
and I'm so mature,Copy !req
189. and I always know what to do!Copy !req
190. But that's not true!Copy !req
191. I haven't learned a thing
from my problems!Copy !req
192. They've all just made me worse!Copy !req
193. You think of me as some angel,
but I'm not that kid anymore!Copy !req
194. I'm a fraud.Copy !req
195. I'm a fraud.Copy !req
196. I'm a monster!Copy !req