1. Wow, Connie!Copy !req
2. You really have all this college
stuff figured out!Copy !req
3. I've got a whole plan
worked outCopy !req
4. for early admission
to University of Jayhawk,Copy !req
5. but I'm still not sure
if I'm going to majorCopy !req
6. in political science
with a minor in sociology,Copy !req
7. or major in sociology
with a minor in poli sci.Copy !req
8. Did establishing democracy
across the galaxyCopy !req
9. get you excited
about politics?Copy !req
10. Maybe, but as far as long-term
career goals go,Copy !req
11. I'm thinking more...Copy !req
12. down-to-Earth.Copy !req
13. Wow!
15 minutes went fast!Copy !req
14. Aww, these study breaks
are so short!Copy !req
15. I know, right?Copy !req
16. Oh, hold on, Connie!Copy !req
17. You left this brochure
at my place last time.Copy !req
18. Do you need it back?
- Thanks,Copy !req
19. but I've got two more
at home and you know, Internet!Copy !req
20. Oh, right...Copy !req
21. But you'll let me know
when you wanna hang, right?Copy !req
22. Of course, silly!Copy !req
23. Alright,
for real now, bye!Copy !req
24. Jayhawk, huh...Copy !req
25. Where's Beach City?Copy !req
26. Oh.
That's really far.Copy !req
27. Garnet?
You're still home?Copy !req
28. Steven.Copy !req
29. I could really use
your advice.Copy !req
30. Hmm,
come back to me later.Copy !req
31. I gotta split.Copy !req
32. I'm so sorry,
Steven!Copy !req
33. I'm running late to my lecture
on alternate timelines!Copy !req
34. Have a nice day
- with the scouts, beautiful!Copy !req
35. Mwah!Copy !req
36. Hey,
Sapphire's got her thing,Copy !req
37. but you can still talk
to ol' Ruby!Copy !req
38. Walk and talk, scout!
I got things to do!Copy !req
39. Oh, okay!Copy !req
40. Okay, everyone!Copy !req
41. You remember what we learned
last week, right?Copy !req
42. So... today is the day!Copy !req
43. Brace yourselves.
We're gonna...Copy !req
44. sketch nature
and animals!Copy !req
45. I'm gonna ask you to feel
the beautyCopy !req
46. of everything
that surrounds you.Copy !req
47. Draw it with your heart!Copy !req
48. And then you'll have the honor
of receiving thisCopy !req
49. "Nature Sketching Badge"!Copy !req
50. Let's go!
No time to waste!Copy !req
51. So what did you wanna
talk about?Copy !req
52. Every time
I'm talking with Connie,Copy !req
53. I just realize
that she knows exactlyCopy !req
54. what she wants to do
with her life,Copy !req
55. and I don't.Copy !req
56. When we're Stevonnie,
I feel ready for anything.Copy !req
57. But on my own,
I feel lost and stuck.Copy !req
58. I...Copy !req
59. Ruby, what do I want?Copy !req
60. Wow,
that's a tough one.Copy !req
61. I know!Copy !req
62. Connie will probably go
far away for college.Copy !req
63. And I'm gonna
stay hereCopy !req
64. not knowing what to doCopy !req
65. and so far from her!Copy !req
66. I want to stay with her,
like you and Sapphire.Copy !req
67. Wait!Copy !req
68. All I wanna do
is be with Connie,Copy !req
69. so maybe
that means that...Copy !req
70. Connie is my future!Copy !req
71. Steven, Steven, Steven,
Steven!Copy !req
72. Woop!Copy !req
73. Huh!Copy !req
74. Ah!Copy !req
75. Steven! Propose!Copy !req
76. What? Propose?Copy !req
77. Well, Ruby, I'm not —Copy !req
78. I'm not sure
this is, uh...Copy !req
79. Don't say you haven't
thought about it.Copy !req
80. I...
Of course I have...Copy !req
81. Do it! Do it!Copy !req
82. Do it! Do it!Copy !req
83. Do it!Copy !req
84. Y-You sure?Copy !req
85. Buddy!
It worked for me!Copy !req
86. And if you do it,Copy !req
87. you'll have the honor
of receiving this...Copy !req
88. proposal badge!Copy !req
89. If you're not
so sure...Copy !req
90. You should ask someone
who canCopy !req
91. see the future.Copy !req
92. - Alright, class...
- Sapphire!Copy !req
93. Steven,
right on time.Copy !req
94. Sapphire!Copy !req
95. I'm sorry to interrupt
your class!Copy !req
96. Ruby says I should propose
to Connie,Copy !req
97. but she said to check in
with you and your future vision!Copy !req
98. I understand.
- Let's run the numbers, shall we?Copy !req
99. Alright, class,Copy !req
100. using the concepts
we've reviewed so far,Copy !req
101. we're going to calculate
the probabilityCopy !req
102. of Steven's proposal
to Connie succeeding.Copy !req
103. Let's start with the probability
she will be willingCopy !req
104. to spend her life
with someone.Copy !req
105. Then we'll multiply that
by your differential factorCopy !req
106. of sociocultural marriage
acceptance,Copy !req
107. which is then multiplied
by the happiness potentialCopy !req
108. of your cohabitation,Copy !req
109. multiplied by the factor
for fear of engagement,Copy !req
110. multiplied by the intensity
of the reciprocal loveCopy !req
111. for each other,
and finally multipliedCopy !req
112. by the robustness
of your life plans.Copy !req
113. Are you following
so far?Copy !req
114. N-N-No?Copy !req
115. Oh, no!
Sapphire, your work!Copy !req
116. And there we have it.Copy !req
117. Do you understand,
Steven?Copy !req
118. My marriage with Ruby,
our fusion as Garnet,Copy !req
119. eluded my future vision,
defied every odd,Copy !req
120. and changed
the course of time!Copy !req
121. We can write equations
in the sand all day,Copy !req
122. but a wave of chance
can just come crashing inCopy !req
123. and wash it all away.Copy !req
124. Love —
it's unquantifiable!Copy !req
125. Even with my clairvoyance,
I know better than anyoneCopy !req
126. that true love
makes the impossible...Copy !req
127. possible!Copy !req
128. Do it, Steven.Copy !req
129. Do it! Do it!Copy !req
130. Do it!Copy !req
131. Yeah. Yeah!Copy !req
132. Alright, friends!Copy !req
133. Take a good look at this guy
while you canCopy !req
134. 'cause today may be
his last dayCopy !req
135. as Steven Quartz Cutiepie
Demayo Diamond Universe!Copy !req
136. Huh?Copy !req
137. Hey, Connie!Copy !req
138. How you doin'?
- Steven?Copy !req
139. What are you doing here?Copy !req
140. You're gonna have
a 15-minute break in...Copy !req
141. two minutes, right?Copy !req
142. Whoa!
Spot on.Copy !req
143. Connie,
let's go for a walk!Copy !req
144. I'm sure you could use
some fresh air.Copy !req
145. I would love to, but...Copy !req
146. No, no, no!
Don't worry!Copy !req
147. We'll go with Lion,
and I promiseCopy !req
148. you'll be back
in 15 minutes!Copy !req
149. Okay!
Let's do this!Copy !req
150. You remember the first time
we met?Copy !req
151. You mean when you were trying
to ride your bike on the sandCopy !req
152. and you ran away
screaming?Copy !req
153. Yeah, exactly!Copy !req
154. I was trying everything
to get your attention!Copy !req
155. I'm pretty sureCopy !req
156. I was totally
focused on my bookCopy !req
157. and didn't see anything!Copy !req
158. Well, that all happened
right here!Copy !req
159. Steven!Copy !req
160. This is...Copy !req
161. I remember it
like it was yesterday!Copy !req
162. This is so cute.Copy !req
163. Connie,
- there's something very importantCopy !req
164. that I want to
say to you today.Copy !req
165. Steven,
that's so beautiful!Copy !req
166. S-Steven...Copy !req
167. Connie,
will you marry me?Copy !req
168. What?Copy !req
169. Let's get married
and live as Stevonnie!Copy !req
170. What?Copy !req
171. Steven...Copy !req
172. maybe we should talk
about this first?Copy !req
173. I know you might think
I'm being sentimental,Copy !req
174. but this makes sense!
For example,Copy !req
175. I don't know
- what you've been studying,Copy !req
176. but Stevonnie does!Copy !req
177. We can go to college
together!Copy !req
178. Steven, come on,
we're really young!Copy !req
179. You...Copy !req
180. You don't wanna be Stevonnie
with me?Copy !req
181. Of course I do.Copy !req
182. But I want to be
my own person too.Copy !req
183. Well, yeah...Copy !req
184. But...Copy !req
185. Is — Is it a "no"?Copy !req
186. It's a "not now,"
Steven.Copy !req
187. But if we're sure
that we're gonnaCopy !req
188. spend our lives together,
why not say it now?Copy !req
189. We've got plenty
of time.Copy !req
190. Don't worry.Copy !req
191. I'm not worried,
I'm justCopy !req
192. happy to be
with you,Copy !req
193. that's all.Copy !req
194. I'm happy
to be with you too.Copy !req
195. It's just that...Copy !req
196. Oh, no! My alarm!Copy !req
197. Forget studying right now,
it doesn't matter.Copy !req
198. Yes, it does.Copy !req
199. It's important to you.Copy !req
200. You're important to me!Copy !req
201. I'm fine!Copy !req
202. We'll talk about it
later.Copy !req
203. Lion's waiting for you.Copy !req
204. Steven,
a-are you sure?Copy !req
205. Yeah.Copy !req
206. I'll call you tomorrow
at lunchtime.Copy !req
207. Good luck studying!Copy !req
208. I don't get it.Copy !req
209. Ruby and Sapphire said
I should go for it.Copy !req
210. You can't trust love advice from
those two hopeless romantics.Copy !req
211. Then why didn't you
stop me?Copy !req
212. There was no future where you
didn't propose to Connie.Copy !req
213. Of course.Copy !req
214. Your soul mate
is your complement —Copy !req
215. not your missing piece.Copy !req
216. Ruby and Sapphire love
being together,Copy !req
217. but they each have
- their own individual lives.Copy !req
218. Whatever hole there is
in your life, Steven,Copy !req
219. I want you to understand
that Connie — Stevonnie —Copy !req
220. won't be able to fill it.Copy !req
221. It's just that
- y-you make it look so easy!Copy !req
222. I mean, I hate to say it,Copy !req
223. but this is kind of your fault
for being so...Copy !req
224. so perfect!Copy !req
225. I know you're upset,
Steven.Copy !req
226. Well — Well, maybe shoving
this adorable cake in my faceCopy !req
227. will make me feel better.Copy !req
228. It really, really won't.Copy !req
229. I'm doing it anyway!Copy !req
230. I know.Copy !req