1. Mwah!
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2. Ahh!
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3. - Huh? -
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4. Hello.
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5. Where am I?
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6. Who are you?
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7. - That used to be a loaded - question, but now I can say
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8. - With confidence - that I'm Steven Universe,
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9. And you're in my bathroom.
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10. What happened to me?
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11. Huh?
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12. What is this?
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13. - You were corrupted - in a Diamond blast,
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14. - But you've just - been healed,
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15. And that is a plunger.
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16. - Let me fill you in - on everything you've missed.
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17. Missed?
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18. - We have - some reading material,
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19. Available in both
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20. English and Gem Glyph.
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21. - Spanish translation - forthcoming.
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22. Watch your head.
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23. Life is a little different
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24. these days.
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25. The Diamonds have ended
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26. their reign of terror.
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27. - The intergalactic war - is over,
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28. And Earth is officially
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29. an independent planet.
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30. We're all safe
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31. to explore our dreams.
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32. - Lars opened up - his own pastry shop,
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33. And it's got a real cute
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34. space gimmick goin' on.
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35. - Sadie's been touring - with The Suspects,
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36. Promoting their new album,
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37. - and Connie has been getting - a head start on college prep.
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38. - She's two years away - from applying,
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39. But she says it doesn't hurt
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40. to start early.
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41. - And speaking of - higher education,
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42. - Garnet, Amethyst, - Pearl, and I
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43. Have been cooking up
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44. a dream of our own.
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45. I have no idea
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46. who you're talking about.
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47. — Don't worry about it.
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48. - You'll learn all that - and more
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49. Right here
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50. at Little Homeschool.
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51. - Here at - Little Homeschool,
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52. - You have a chance - to rediscover yourself
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53. - And learn to live on Earth - if you like.
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54. - You can forge - a new identity,
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55. Grow your own ideas,
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56. and even find
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57. your inner Morp.
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58. - Wait. - What's a Morp?
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59. That's exactly the kind of
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60. question we love to hear.
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61. — Find your center,
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62. Your very core.
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63. Remember... your body isn't just
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64. a projection of light
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65. but also a reflection
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66. of your inner soul.
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67. Garnet teaches, uh,
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68. all sorts of stuff.
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69. Hello?
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70. Pearl speaking.
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71. This is HoloPearl.
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72. Oh, hi, HoloPearl.
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73. To what do I owe
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74. the pleasure of your calling?
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75. Just calling to see
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76. how you are.
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77. - That's an example - of the use
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78. Of the human short-range
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79. telecommunications device
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80. called a phone.
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81. Pearl will teach you
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82. all about human technology.
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83. Whose Pearl is that?
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84. Mm, that... that's not
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85. how things work here.
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86. Nobody belongs to anybody.
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87. On Earth, you can decide for
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88. yourself what you want to do.
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89. - Really? - How?
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90. Hello.
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91. I'm Professor Amethyst.
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92. - Go on, - take a seat wherever.
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93. I'll be teaching
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94. "How to Decide Stuff
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95. for Yourself 101."
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96. Today's lesson is...
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97. There is no lesson.
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98. - Just do whatever you want - for an hour.
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99. - Hey, Steven, you want - to grab some lunch?
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100. Sure.
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101. Ah. This school thing's
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102. such a cool idea.
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103. I love being a teacher.
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104. No one's ever looked up
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105. to me before, you know?
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106. Except for, uh...
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107. widdle baby Steven!
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108. Seriously, dude,
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109. it's been going great.
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110. Everyone wants to come and
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111. learn how to be an Earthling.
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112. Uh, not everyone.
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113. Pff!
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114. Man, forget her.
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115. - I don't know. - I... I'm worried.
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116. We healed all these Gems and
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117. built that town and the school
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118. because I wanted to fix some of
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119. the bad things the Diamonds did.
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120. - Knowing there's someone - out there still hurting
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121. Because of the Diamonds,
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122. because of my mom...
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123. - uh, I mean, I know - it's not my fault,
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124. But if there's a chance
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125. I could make it better,
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126. shouldn't I try?
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127. I think you should stop
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128. trying to fix everyone.
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129. Yeah.
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130. You're right.
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131. Hold it.
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132. Ugh!
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133. What do you want now?
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134. Jasper.
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135. I just want to talk.
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136. Pfft.
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137. So, um, how's it going?
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138. I know it's been a while
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139. since we last, uh, talked.
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140. Aw, it's a cute little...
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141. Why did you do that?
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142. Any Earthling that invades
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143. my space gets crushed.
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144. Took forever to yank
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145. those puny green Earthlings
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146. out of the ground.
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147. You mean grass?
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148. I don't know their names!
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149. So what's with the rocks?
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150. Training.
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151. Oh. I thought maybe...
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152. Uh!
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153. - Maybe you were - getting into art?
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154. That pile really complements
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155. the decor.
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156. Okay.
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157. - What are you even - training for?
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158. - There's no one left - to fight.
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159. There's always
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160. someone to fight.
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161. There's just no one left
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162. worth fighting.
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163. In that case, maybe you could
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164. come join us
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165. at Little Homeschool?
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166. No.
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167. Come on.
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168. - We're all learning - and growing together.
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169. a part of that.
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170. And... and you could be
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171. Sounds dumb.
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172. - You know, half those Gems - are soldiers
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173. Who fought by your side
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174. before they were corrupted
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175. and turned into monsters.
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176. - They're lost and confused - and still a little messed up,
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177. - But they're getting - the help they need.
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178. So?
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179. I do!
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180. Who cares?
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181. And if I didn't care,
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182. you'd still be a monster, too.
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183. And what?
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184. Now I owe you?
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185. No!
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186. - You think because you did - something I never asked for,
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187. I'm going to obey you?
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188. - No! - That's not...
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189. Like all the other Gems,
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190. you use.
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191. Aggghhh!
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192. I only came here
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193. because I felt bad for you,
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194. - but all of this - is your own fault.
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195. - All the other Gems were - corrupted by the Diamonds,
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196. - But... but you corrupted - yourself
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197. Just to win a fight,
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198. which you lost to me!
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199. - No one's making you stay here - all alone
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200. In the middle of nowhere
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201. ready to fight a war
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202. that's been over for years!
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203. - Are you just gonna sit here - for centuries
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204. - Waiting for someone - to give you a purpose?
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205. Because I'm trying
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206. to give you one!
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207. Listen, weakling,
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208. you might have
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209. Pink Diamond's gem,
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210. but you are not my Diamond,
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211. and I am not going to
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212. take orders
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213. from some weak, sappy,
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214. useless piece of dirt!
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215. If you think you're hard enough
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216. to tell me what to do,
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217. then fight me
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218. and prove it.
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219. Fine!
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220. Really?
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221. Huh. Well, then, why don't you
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222. throw the first punch?
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223. Ugh!
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224. Ooh.
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225. I guess we're doing this.
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226. Agh!
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227. Agh!
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228. - No, no, no! - Babies!
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229. Agh! Ugh!
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230. Yuh!
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231. Touchdown.
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232. Ugh!
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233. - Stop trying to help - those tiny, flapping Earthlings
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234. And fight me!
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235. I'll never stop trying
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236. to help them, or you.
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237. Ugh!
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238. I don't need your help.
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239. - You're the one - that needs help.
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240. You think you've beaten me,
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241. but you've never beaten me
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242. on your own.
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243. You've always been
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244. a Fusion.
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245. You've always had
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246. your friends
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247. because you're nothing
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248. without them.
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249. - You think - everyone needs help.
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250. I... I just...
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251. But it's only you.
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252. No one is
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253. as pitiful as you.
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254. Ugh!
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255. Uggggggh!
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256. Uggggggh!
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257. Yah!
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258. Whoa.
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259. What?
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260. I'm not pitiful!
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261. Aah!
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262. Ha.
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263. Not bad.
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264. - Hoo! Hoo! - Wah!
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265. Ugh! Ah!
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266. Nice catch.
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267. - You should see my throw!
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268. - Oh!
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269. - Agh! Ugh! -
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270. Stop laughing!
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271. - Jasper? - Hmph.
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272. - I didn't think - you had it in you.
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273. I don't... I... I don't know
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274. what that was.
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275. I'm sorry.
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276. Ugh.
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277. Don't apologize.
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278. I think
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279. I had you all wrong.
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280. Maybe you don't have
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281. something to learn from me.
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282. Maybe I have something
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283. to learn from you.
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284. - Would you ever be interested - in teaching?
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285. Tssh! At your crummy
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286. little school?
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287. No, just me.
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288. You brought something out of me
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289. I didn't know I had.
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290. Consider
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291. that fight back there
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292. your first and only lesson.
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293. Well, can I come back
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294. to see you sometime?
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295. Do what you want.
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296. - Steven: There are fundamental - things about ourselves
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297. That we know to be true.
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298. - It's important to remember - those things
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299. When you find yourself
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300. in a tough situation,
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301. or you need to make
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302. decisions from the heart,
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303. - but it's equally important - to know
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304. That you can
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305. surprise yourself, too.
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306. - I thought I'd finally - figured myself out,
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307. But it looks like
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308. I still have more to learn.
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309. Man, life is
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310. a wonderful mystery.
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311. Am I right?
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312. Yeah. So, uh...
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313. can you sign off
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314. on my class schedule?
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315. Oh, uh, right.
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316. Let me help you with that.
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