Steven Universe 5x9

Directed by

Kate Micucci as Sadie (voice) • Lamar Abrams as Buck Dewey / Zombie (voice) • Reagan Gomez-Preston as Jenny / Zombie (voice) • Brian Posehn as Sour Cream / Zombie (voice)

Steven and the Cool Kids start a band, but they have trouble finding their sound.

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1. ♪ Amethyst

2. ♪ And pearl

3. And Steven!

4. Thanks for coming.

5. Hey, Sadie!

6. Hey, Steven. What'll it be?

7. Sorry to be a pain,

8. but I got kind of a long order.

9. I hope it's not too much trouble.

10. What trouble?

11. I'm a professional doughnut girl.

12. Okay...

13. I'll have one jelly doughnut with powdered sugar on the side,

14. three chocolate frosted, one frosted chocolate,

15. two chocolate-frosted chocolate,

16. one dog-nut — medium well —

17. one coffee with milk and sugar, hold the coffee.

18. I also have - several methods of payment

19. I'd like you to split this order across evenly.

20. Uh, what's all this for?

21. Band practice.

22. You're in a band?

23. Kinda.

24. I started jamming with Jenny, Buck, and Sour Cream!

25. Whoa! That's so cool!

26. Aw, man!

27. I bet you guys sound amazing!

28. We're still trying to figure out our sound,

29. but it's been fun just playing music with other people.

30. It's also nice to have an outlet

31. that doesn't involve space and gem stuff

32. and everything else going on.

33. Um...

34. You doing okay?

35. Well, I worry about Lars being in space,

36. and I hope he's safe and all but...

37. Working all these shifts by myself has been a huge drag.

38. I'm totally used to doing his work,

39. but I'm used to at least having him here to talk to.

40. Now I got to do th myself, too.

41. Oh, come on, Sadie, you missed a spot!

42. Oh, no, sorry.

43. Well, we'll all be practicing at Sour Cream's place tonight.

44. Feel free to stop by if you have time.

45. I'll try!

46. Hopefully I can finish restocking napkins early.

47. We're always running out, for some reason.

48. Hmm, weird.

49. Well, see ya, Sadie!

50. Bye, Steven.

51. What do ya call that style?

52. Beach core. - Buck: Hey.

53. What's up, Buck?

54. Guess who's got a gig at Delmarva's number-two

55. music and seafood festival this weekend?

56. Chuji and the Woo Woos?

57. Jack and the Frosted Tips?

58. 7-Force?

59. No, us!

60. What? - What? What?

61. We don't even have a name yet!

62. Or a set list!

63. Or even one single song to p on a set list!

64. Guess we got a lot of work to do.

65. What if we went for - a more of a rap-a-billy style?

66. No, thanks.

67. How about something like...

68. Hold on, Steven.

69. You got a really cool sentiment going on

70. that can resonate with a wide audience.

71. I just feel like this seafood festival

72. needs to hear something challenging and provocative.

73. Check this out.

74. Hold on there, Bucky D.

75. I'm all for - being socially conscious

76. and waking people up inside,

77. but people are gonna be at this seafood fest to have fun!

78. Let's give them something they can dance to!

79. Sour Cream, give me a beat!

80. A what?

81. A beat!

82. Oh, yeah! Let's spice it up!

83. Cool!

84. Yeah! And then how about some...

85. What the heck, Sour Cream?

86. What?

87. Can't let your audience get too comfortable.

88. Maybe we should just call it a night and try again tomorrow.

89. Agreed. - Sadie: Oh, hey, guys!

90. Sorry I'm so late.

91. Took longer to close up than I thought it would.

92. Y'all still practicing?

93. Oh, sorry, Sadie, we just wrapped up.

94. We were getting nowhere.

95. Aw, shoot!

96. I really wanted to hear you guys.

97. Well, let me know if you have another band practice

98. when I'm not working.

99. See ya, guys. Bye, Sadie!

100. Later. - Bye, Sadie.

101. See ya, girl.

102. Hi, Sadie!

103. S'up? - Hey, how's it goin'? Hey, girl.

104. Whoa! Hey, guys!

105. I just got home from work.

106. We know. We followed you.

107. Sorry if that's weird.

108. We know how busy your schedule is,

109. so we decided - to bring the jam to you.

110. Aw, shucks, guys! But...

111. My room - is such a mess right now.

112. Okay, ah, okay, just give me a moment to tidy up!

113. Dang, Sadie!

114. You've got so much space in here!

115. Yo, Sadie, do you have any free outlets to plug into?

116. Oh, yeah, check over by the TV.

117. Let's get serious now.

118. The show is this weekend!

119. Wait...

120. I can't really feel the music in this cramped spot.

121. This looks comfy. - No, wait!

122. Aw, doo-doo.

123. I think I broke your bed.

124. Sour Cream: Whoa!

125. Scary movies!

126. Hey, Sadie, you've got a dark side.

127. It's more of a dork side.

128. Hey, is that "The Lurch"?

129. You know this one?

130. Yeah! It's a classic!

131. I can't believe you have a copy!

132. Guys, we have to watch this.

133. Brains!

134. I can't believe you like this one.

135. Not everyone appreciates Bulgarian horror.

136. Uh, guys, don't we need to find our sound?

137. I kind of like this sound.

138. Ooh. I like that.

139. And then, we can do this.

140. Now we just need some provocative lyrics.

141. Nice.

142. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

143. Sadie, that was awesome! Yeah, girl, yeah!

144. That was so rad!

145. You're not Sadie Miller, you're Sadie Killer.

146. This is it! This is our sound!

147. Sadie, you should be our frontman!

148. Really? Wow, I...

149. Uh, wait, no, I can't.

150. Ugh, I've got to work tomorrow.

151. Actually, you guys should probably pack up.

152. I got to get some rest before my shift.

153. Aw, doo-doo.

154. Hey. What're you doing here?

155. I was just wondering if I could get some advice.

156. We've been trying to write

157. some more spooky songs without you, but...

158. they sound so phony coming from me.

159. Rawr, I'm a bad, bad boy!

160. Yeesh. I don't know.

161. I can't do it like you. You got any tips?

162. Let's see.

163. First, lose your youth to your boring job.

164. Then lose the only person you've ever felt truly close to.

165. And then lose your mind working all his shifts.

166. I don't think I can do all that before the show tomorrow.

167. Are you sure you can't come?

168. I'm the only employee at the shop.

169. I can't just leave.

170. Singing is fun, and being in the band

171. would be really fun — like the most fun ever.

172. But — But a lot of things could be a lot of things.

173. This job is a drag,

174. but at last I know it's a drag.

175. It's normal.

176. There's something nice about that, you know?

177. Hanging out, singing and stuff,

178. it feels so not normal.

179. It's like —

180. you ever feel so bad that you feel good?

181. Like when you get so cold that it burns.

182. Sometimes I just want to scream my guts out.

183. Well, no not my guts,

184. but whatever thing - is squirming around in my guts.

185. Wow! That — That's poetry!

186. You're such a natural at this.

187. All right, I'll try my best.

188. How's this?

189. Do I really sound like that?

190. No, no, y-you sing it like it's really a problem for you.

191. Don't worry, I'll get it, I promise.

192. I can't believe your car can hold all these amps.

193. Hey, guys.

194. Hey, it's Steven Universe.

195. Is that the scariest jacket you could find?

196. Mm-hmm.

197. Hope it doesn't scare anyone too much.

198. So, no Sadie Killer, huh?

199. 'Fraid not. She's just...

200. too busy with work.

201. Aw, man!

202. This gig won't be the same without her.

203. All right, Steven, you're gonna have to

204. up your scary game to fill Sadie's shoes.

205. Got it!

206. Rawr!

207. You can't help being cute,

208. no more than I can help being cool.

209. Let's go.

210. - Okay.

211. Buckle up, y'all.

212. Hope the seafood at this thing is good.

213. So where is this place exactly?

214. I gave you the directions.

215. Oh, that tiny piece of paper?

216. Where'd I put it?

217. Did it fall under the seat?

218. I don't see it back here.

219. Yo, what if this...

220. was all a dream?

221. This is not —

222. Hey!

223. Wait up!

224. Sadie! Sadie!

225. I can do it! I can do the show!

226. I can come!

227. All right! Yeah! - Oh, thank goodness!

228. And I can come to practice,

229. and I can come to the next show

230. and the show after that!

231. But, Sadie, don't you have work?

232. Ha! I quit!