1. And your dad won't even let you
alphabetize the condiments?
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2. That's rough.
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3. Whoa, I want to see what that is.
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4. Hi, Mr. Smiley!
Is that game new?
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5. Not even close.
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6. I've had old Zoltron here
in storage.
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7. You got a quarter?
We can see if he still works.
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8. I am Zoltron,
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9. robot fortune teller
from the future.
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10. I know your future
because I am from there.
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11. Whoa!
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12. Go ahead, ask him anything.
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13. I've just been dying to know.
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14. Will I get that fancy kazoo
I've always wanted?
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15. Your lucky numbers today
are 16, 47,
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16. and "W."
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17. Can I have my quarter back?
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18. If I had a quarter for every time
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19. somebody asked for their
quarter back ... oh, wait, I do!
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20. - Ba-da-bum-ching!
- What?
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21. It was a joke.
Man, I must be rusty.
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22. Been a while
since my comedy days.
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23. - You used to be a comedian?
- Yeah.
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24. But that
was a long time ago.
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25. What were
some of your jokes?
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26. I'd rather not
talk about it.
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27. Did you have
any knock-knock jokes?
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28. You want to ask questions,
ask Zoltron.
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29. Hey, Zoltron.
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30. Why did Mr. Smiley
quit comedy?
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31. You can do it,
buddy.
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32. I just gave him a little tap!
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33. A little tap?
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34. Do you know how expensive
this machine was?
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35. I-It was an accident!
I'll make it up to you!
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36. Please, I-I just don't want
to be banned
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37. from any more
of your businesses!
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38. Hmm.
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39. Hey, you do a pretty good
robot voice, don't you?
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40. Sadie, come on.
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41. It's like all you want to do
is work.
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42. Let's go watch a movie
at your place or something.
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43. Nobody will even notice
we're gone.
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44. Somebody'll notice.
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45. You know, when they need
a doughnut or something.
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46. Beep, bop, boop.
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47. I am Zoltron,
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48. robot fortune teller
from the future.
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49. Fetch me a quarter
and I'll find your fortune.
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50. - What is that?
- Don't change the subject.
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51. I'm not.
This is just interesting.
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52. Ask me anything.
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53. Ugh.
Look at its face.
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54. All right, Zoltron.
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55. Since you know everything,
should we skip work?
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56. Oh, great.
Sick the robot on me.
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57. You should go to work because ...
because...
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58. even though Lars
won't admit it,
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59. he really likes
to do a good job.
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60. Letting people depend on him
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61. fills his heart with warm
feelings like love and trust.
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62. No, it doesn't.
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63. And even though Sadie
loves to take charge ...
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64. No, I don't.
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65. she'll still
be really impressed
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66. with all
of your effort.
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67. Is it weird
that it knows our names?
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68. Yeah, I don't want
to talk about it.
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69. - You want to go to work?
- Yeah, let's.
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70. Halt!
If you're not careful,
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71. Zoltron sees prison bars
in your future.
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72. Zoltron sees
that both of you are right.
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73. You do deserve
your own rooms.
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74. Zoltron predicts you won't need
to worry about that stain.
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75. You can make anything look cool.
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76. Zoltron knows that even if
he seems stuck in his ways,
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77. deep down,
your father really loves you.
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78. - How's it going out here?
- Great! I really feel like
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79. I'm making a positive change
in people's lives.
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80. - Are they paying you for it?
- Yes, sir!
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81. Then keep it up, Zoltron!
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82. Sure!
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83. Hmm, a fortune-telling machine.
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84. This should be good
for a laugh.
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85. That's right.
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86. I am Zoltron!
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87. Beep, boop!
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88. Give me your questions
and your money.
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89. Was it a mistake to come here?
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90. Zoltron says, uh...
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91. of course not?
Um...
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92. Funland is fun for all ages.
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93. Will talking to him
make any difference?
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94. - Any difference at all?
- Zoltron isn't sure.
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95. Human emotions are
really complicated for Zoltron.
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96. Tell me the truth.
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97. Do I really just
drive everyone around me away?
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98. Z-Zoltron says your lucky
numbers for today
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99. are 16, 47, and "W."
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100. Come back later?
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101. My final quarter.
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102. Even coins don't want
to be around me.
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103. Poor guy.
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104. I wish I knew what to tell him.
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105. If only I could see
into the future like Garnet can.
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106. I knew you'd say that.
Garnet!
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107. I-I need your help
with ... The future.
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108. Oh, yeah!
I need some of that.
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109. Can I borrow your future vision?
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110. I want to help some
random stranger I just met.
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111. That seems like
an appropriate use of my powers.
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112. There you go.
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113. That should last
a little while.
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114. Try to be home
in time for dinner!
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115. Thanks, Garnet!
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116. He's ready
to answer your question.
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117. Use this.
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118. What would he say
if he saw me now?
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119. He'll say,
"I'm happy to see you."
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120. You're lying.
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121. Nobody's happy
to see me.
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122. He'll say,
"It's been too long."
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123. I'm too late?
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124. I should've come sooner!
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125. I don't know,
I'm just a boy in a costume!
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126. Of course.
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127. Everything in my life's
a disappointment.
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128. Zoltron sees...
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129. sadness in your future
no matter what you do.
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130. That sounds about right.
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131. I guess the curtain
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132. on Mr. Smiley
and Mr. Frowney.
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133. You're here to see Mr. Smiley?
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134. Nobody misses our act,
not even him.
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135. I don't know
why I'm talking to a machine.
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136. I'll just get on the bus
and leave.
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137. Zoltron says that's a question
for your doctor.
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138. Uh, Mr. Smiley!
Mr. Smiley!
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139. Hey, don't break character.
You broke enough things today.
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140. - I met Mr. Frowney.
- What?
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141. He's in town.
Uh, how did you know him?
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142. We used to have a... routine.
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143. Oh! Comedy.
But he didn't seem very funny.
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144. Actually, he was really depressing.
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145. Yeah, that was the bit.
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146. At least, I thought it was,
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147. but even offstage,
he was always sad.
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148. Nothing would cheer him up,
not even a packed house,
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149. not a standing ovation,
not even me.
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150. - And, boy, did I try.
- Well, he's about to leave town on a bus.
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151. You should go talk to him
before it's too late!
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152. I don't know
what'd happen if I did.
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153. Wow!
Funny running into you.
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154. Of course.
I'm still a punchline, aren't I?
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155. Hey! Wow!
You look great!
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156. That's your
best joke yet.
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157. Hi, buddy!
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158. Is that all you have to say?
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159. Zoltron sees sadness
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160. no matter what you do.
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161. Ugh.
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162. Come on, Steven.
Drop the act.
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163. Wait a second.
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164. You said you were always
trying to make him happy.
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165. Did he even know
that he was making you sad?
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166. - You said he was getting on a bus?
- Yeah.
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167. - Harold?
- Quentin.
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168. How'd you know I was here?
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169. Little robot boy
from the future told me.
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170. - Uh, hi, again.
- He came to life!
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171. No, fool.
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172. Did you just come here
to laugh at me?
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173. No!
I'm here to tell you that...
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174. I wanted it to work ... our act.
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175. But it wasn't making you happy.
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176. I just wanted you
to take it seriously.
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177. And I just wanted you
to have fun.
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178. Oh.
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179. I guess
it was never going to work.
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180. But I really thought
we had something.
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181. - You having a bad day, Frowney?
- Horrible.
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182. Well, why don't you go outside?
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183. - The sun always cheers me up!
- I did, but it rained.
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184. - Why don't you use an umbrella?
- I did, but it blew away.
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185. Ooh!
You must have been shocked!
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186. Yeah, that's when
the lightning hit me.
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187. Oh!
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188. Smiley, what do you do you
do when you're feeling down?
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189. I just take my frown
and turn it around!
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190. Hey, you're ruining the bit!
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191. I thought you were a professional.
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192. I think I finally got the joke.
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193. Well, I guess my debt is repaid.
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194. Steven, that machine
cost thousands of dollars.
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195. Zoltron sees cramped legs
in his future.
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