1. And Steven!
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2. Thanks for the bits, Peedee.
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3. Oh, and tell Ronaldo
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4. I hope his weird rash
clears up soon.
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5. Life can get
really intense, huh?
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6. Yeah, especially your life.
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7. Let's see...
alien abduction.
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8. Going to a weird zoo
for humans in space.
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9. And sneaking out
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10. right past a pair
of intergalactic tyrants!
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11. Well, it's nice to know
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12. we can still have
peaceful days like this
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13. without any trouble.
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14. Mm. Oof.
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15. Almost.
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16. Hey, kid!
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17. Drop those fry bits.
Drop 'em!
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18. Oh, no, it's the cops! Huh?
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19. All the years
of ordering off menu
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20. have finally
come back to taunt me!
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21. You mean haunt you?
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22. Steven, that's not even
a police car.
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23. It's just...
I surrender!
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24. I knew I was breaking the rules,
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25. but...
I did it anyway!
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26. The bits had their hooks in me!
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27. Dad, quit joking around.
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28. Come on, Connie!
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29. I almost had him.
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30. Mr. Maheswaran?
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31. Wow, I didn't think
he'd take it that seriously.
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32. You okay there, Steven?
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33. Oh, yeah.
I love it down here.
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34. And how's my swashbuckling
swashbuckler doing?
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35. I'm good.
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36. You know, Steven,
maybe you're dehydrated.
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37. Probably from eating
that garbage before dinner.
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38. Respectfully,
fry bits are not garbage.
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39. Don't worry, Steven.
He's just messing with you.
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40. Sorry, Steven.
Let's get you up.
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41. What are you even doing
in Beach City, Dad?
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42. I'm out here on a job, actually.
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43. The private security company
I work for
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44. got a call
from a Mr. Harold Smiley
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45. stating that someone's
been lurking around Funland
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46. after hours.
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47. So, I'll be here all night...
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48. on a stakeout.
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49. Whoa, a stakeout!
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50. Dad, that's so cool!
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51. Yeah, it is pretty cool, huh?
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52. Protecting the citizens
of Beach City.
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53. Just like you guys!
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54. Wouldn't that be fun, Steven?
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55. I'd love to go
on a stakeout sometime.
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56. Maybe you guys
could help out tonight.
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57. What? What?
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58. Even though we're not officially
sanctioned security personnel?
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59. Hey, why not?
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60. It's probably just
some kid loitering.
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61. Hey, kid!
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62. Yes, hello?
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63. The sign above you
says no loitering.
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64. They get younger every year.
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65. So, y'all ready for this?
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66. Some of these teens can use
some pretty strong language.
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67. Hey, Steven, you want to help
ruin some teen's night?
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68. Always.
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69. Coast is all clear behind us.
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70. Things seem pretty quiet so far.
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71. Well, yeah.
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72. Nobody's even gonna try
hopping the fence with us here.
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73. But you never know.
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74. Sometimes,
I actually leave the car.
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75. Wow. Wow.
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76. I'm sure you guys
do lots of waiting
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77. when you're saving the world.
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78. It can't be all bam,
pow action all the time.
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79. Aw, I wish.
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80. There's a lot of fighting.
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81. I mean, I kind of inherited
an intergalactic war.
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82. Hey, Dad, what's this box?
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83. Oh, I just confiscated that
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84. from a kid who was shoplifting
in a costume shop.
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85. Whoa!
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86. You could totally use these
for disguises.
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87. Don't you ever need
to go... undercover?
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88. How do you know
I'm not undercover right now?
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89. Just kidding.
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90. I need these to see.
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91. But if you guys
want to play with that stuff,
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92. go ahead.
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93. Okay.
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94. Well,I want to be undercover.
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95. I'll be...
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96. Veronica Cucamonga.
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97. It's a-me,
Peter Pizzapoppolis from Italia!
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98. Pizzapoppolis?
That sounds Greek.
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99. You sure you don't
want anything, Dad?
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100. There's a clown nose back here.
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101. No, thanks.
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102. Being a security guard
is no joke,
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103. which is why they equip us
with these.
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104. Wow!
A flashlight!
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105. Yeah.
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106. It gets pretty dark out there.
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107. What was that?
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108. Mama mia!
The fence-a!
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109. How on earth did this happen?
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110. If this were some punk
with a pair of bolt cutters,
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111. this would be a clean cut.
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112. But this chain
looks like it was torn apart.
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113. This was no kid.
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114. Well, if it wasn't
a misguided teen,
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115. what could it be?
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116. It's up to us to find out.
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117. Sounds like
we better investigate.
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118. Cucamonga, Pizzapoppolis.
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119. Right! Right!
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120. Huh?
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121. Hello?
This is security!
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122. You are trespassing
on private property.
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123. Do not attempt
to make yourself a corn dog.
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124. Funland Incorporated
is not liable
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125. for the harm you may incur
while trying to operate
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126. a deep fryer without a license.
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127. You need a license
to operate a deep fryer?
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128. Whoa.
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129. Hey, stop right there!
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130. Follow my lead.
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131. Don't move!
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132. Did we lose them?
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133. Which a-way did they go
so fast-a?
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134. Mouths closed,
eyes and ears open.
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135. Hmm. Hmm.
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136. Bad move, chump.
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137. That space ship's
permanently earthbound.
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138. Gotcha!
I mean freeze!
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139. Oh, man.
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140. Are we dealing with
some sort of escape artist?
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141. Hey, Steven,
maybe we should get our weapons.
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142. That won't be necessary.
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143. We're not here
to escalate the situation.
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144. Besides, a good security guard
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145. only needs
their trusty flashlight.
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146. Hey!
Open up this instant!
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147. Yeah, let us out!
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148. The ride's moving!
The ride's moving!
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149. We got to shut it off!
Don't worry.
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150. I'll just use
my trusty flashlight.
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151. Oh, no!
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152. The laws of physics!
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153. Ow!
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154. You okay, Dad?
Yeah.
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155. I've got a new idea, though.
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156. This time,
I'll throw it at an angle.
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157. Dad, I don't think that'll work.
Go!
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158. Aah!
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159. We got to get out
of this spicy meatball!
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160. Hey, this part
isn't moving at all.
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161. Steven!
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162. Sorry!
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163. Listen, you bodybuilding
escape artist criminal,
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164. this isn't a game.
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165. You've endangered an officer of
the law and two small children.
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166. Show yourself before
you get into serious trouble!
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167. Steven, do you think
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168. maybe it's some kind of
Gem mutant or monster?
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169. It could be, but it trapped us.
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170. The monsters and mutants
aren't that smart.
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171. Could we be dealing with
a Homeworld Gem?
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172. Homeworld?
Gem? Mutant?
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173. I, uh...
well, whatever it is,
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174. if someone's trespassing,
they'll have to answer to me.
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175. It's so quiet.
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176. I can't believe this.
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177. They're mocking us.
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178. Show yourself!
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179. What is it that you want here?
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180. Prizes? Fun?
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181. You think this is the place
to get your kicks?
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182. You sick monster.
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183. Destroying the sanctity
of this land of fun!
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184. Behind you!
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185. Dad!
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186. Mr. Maheswaran!
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187. Uh, don't worry.
I'm fine.
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188. Just...
there they are!
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189. Come on, Steven!
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190. I'm right behind you!
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191. You're not getting away
this time!
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192. That's a lot of gumballs!
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193. Jump!
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194. Aah!
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195. It's time to give up!
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196. There's no way out!
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197. Gumballs?
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198. Aaaaah!
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199. Hey, kids.
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200. The culprit's at the end
of this corner, Dad.
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201. Good work, you two.
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202. Now, let's shed some light
on this subject.
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203. Wait.
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204. Onion!
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205. You?
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206. What are you doing here?
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207. We're in the middle of
a very important investigation.
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208. Dad, I think this is who's been
causing all this trouble.
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209. Onion, it's me, Steven.
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210. Steven Universe.
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211. That's just
Mr. Maheswaran.
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212. Oh, my gosh,
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of strangers were chasing you?
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214. No wonder you were trying
to throw us off your trail.
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215. Onion, everything's okay.
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216. It can't just be a kid.
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217. It doesn't make any sense!
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218. What about that huge shadow?
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219. I think the flashlight
just made him look big.
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220. But the fence was ripped apart!
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221. I have seen him
use a blowtorch before.
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222. I also found this piece
of fabric stuck in the fence.
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223. Of course.
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224. It's never actually something.
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225. What's wrong?
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226. Nothing's wrong.
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227. It's just my job isn't like
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you've been having with Steven
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229. or the life-threatening
emergencies
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at the hospital.
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231. The most action I see is telling
kids to quit loitering around.
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232. I was hoping
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take on a serious job,
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236. You're right.
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237. You are silly,
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238. but that's why I like
hanging out with you.
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239. I've got enough serious things
going on in my life.
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240. Sometimes I just want
to spend time with my dad.
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241. Thanks.
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242. You're a keeper,
Veronica Cucamonga.
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243. Well, kid, this may have been
a big misunderstanding,
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244. but you're still in trouble
for this fence.
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245. Oh, yes, you are.
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246. Just let him off the hook
on this one.
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247. We already scared him straight.
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248. The law must be different
for someone his age.
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249. You learned your lesson?
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250. Then you're free to go.
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251. And remember, kid, no loitering.
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252. I don't know how I'm gonna
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