1. - And then we go into the tricks.
- All right.
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2. But I really think we should
save the dogwalker
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3. for next time.
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4. This is our first impression.
We gotta go big.
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5. And we should go soon, too,
before they get suspicious.
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6. Those two are acting
very suspicious.
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7. Should we ask them
what's going on?
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8. - I can't.
- Right...
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9. Steven, Amethyst!
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you'd like to tell us?
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12. an epic showdown in
the beta Kindergarten.
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13. And you know that during it,
we beat Jasper.
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14. But do you know...
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16. You two?
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17. Peridot.
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18. It didn't land.
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19. Pick it back up.
Pick it back up!
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20. Ahem! We have someone
we'd like you to meet!
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21. All right, let's meet this
mysterious stranger.
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22. Heya. I'm Smoky Quartz.
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23. Nice to meet ya.
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24. - What?
- Oh!
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25. Don't bother putting
your socks back on,
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26. 'cause I'm about to
knock 'em off again!
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27. Now, you guys can see exactly
how I beat Jasper.
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28. This is a little trick I like
to call "Walk the Dog"!
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29. Wait! Explain everything!
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30. This one's called "Jog the Dog"!
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31. Oh! No!
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Uh, this one is called
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Just My Day Job
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34. Till I Finally
Get That Callback"!
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35. Garnet, a little help.
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36. - Mnh-mnh-mnh!
- Sardonyx!
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37. You know the rules about
weapons in the house.
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38. Mostly allowed, really,
but with some exceptions.
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39. Oh, what a pleasure it is
to meet you.
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40. You've made quite
the impression already.
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41. In fact, there's one in the wall
over there and there and...
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42. Uh, sorry. Looks like I got
a bit carried away.
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43. I can, uh... reel it in.
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44. Oh!
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45. Stop!
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46. But really, please ... stop.
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47. Your act is tremendous.
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48. But your stage is too small.
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49. We need some space
to get to know each other.
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50. Somewhere a bit more...
infinite.
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51. You have a room
in the temple?
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52. It exists
as long as I exist.
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53. And here... I... am!
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54. Come now, don't be shy.
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55. Bwooop!
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57. You cannot see
anything, my darling ...
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58. because the show
hasn't started yet!
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59. Show?
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60. Live, from a metaphysical room
deep in the temple,
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61. it's "Sardonyx Tonight"!
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62. Good evening, everybody!
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63. We have a brand-new fusion
with us tonight.
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64. I'm so excited,
I could just shatter!
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65. Everyone welcome
Smoky Quartz!
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about yourself.
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68. And do not skip out
on any of the juicy details.
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69. Well, I like, uh, long walks
through the Kindergarten.
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70. Actually, that's where I sort
of ... pow ... became me.
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71. And, uh, pow ...
beat Jasper.
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72. Oh, that Jasper, always running
'round Kindergartens
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74. Boy, that didn't quite
work out for her.
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75. Guess she should go back to
preschool, am I right, folks?
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76. Yeah.
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in a corrupted fusion.
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78. I guess you could say
she had a... short fuse?
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79. Easy crowd, huh?
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82. But, Smoky, I think what
we really want to know is...
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83. who are you?
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84. Who is... Smoky... Quartz?
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85. Uh, well, between the fight
and now, yeah,
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86. I've only really existed for,
like, 10 minutes, so, uh...
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87. I-I don't know.
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88. But I do know how to do this!
Uh...
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89. This one's called
"Sad Baby in a Diaper"!
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90. Bow!
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91. Yes, the yo-yo.
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92. Seen it, lived it,
loved it!
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93. But what about the rest
of your game?
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94. I ain't exactly
a deck of cards here.
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95. Oh!
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96. I canlick my elbow.
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97. I have three of them now.
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98. We'll be right back
after a word from our sponsor!
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99. Huh?
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100. Listen, Smoky, let's talk ...
fusion to fusion.
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101. That's a nice yo-yo, but I want
to know the yo-you.
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102. What?
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103. Smoky, there's bound to be
way more to you than just...
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104. a yo-yo.
You're a fusion.
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105. You're full of surprises!
You just don't know it yet.
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106. Yeah. Yeah, I guess
that is how surprises work.
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107. I've got it!
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108. Every fusion gets something new ...
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109. a new power, a new weapon.
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110. Like a yo-yo?
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111. Yes, but better.
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112. Let's find out
what's new about you.
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113. And welcome back!
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114. Don't those
cartoon characters
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those products?
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116. I sure hope so,
or else I'd be off air.
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117. We have a new segment
for you all tonight.
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118. That's right, everyone.
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119. It's time to Hit That Bird!
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at the sky spire,
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bird monsters with her bow.
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122. Let's see if you've got
her "opalescent" aim.
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123. What do you say, Smoky?
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124. Are you ready to Hit That Bird?
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125. Oh! Ah, well, a bow is kind of
like a yo-yo, right?
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126. Except if the string went
this a ways and...
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127. Mm-hmm.
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128. Let's start, shall we?
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129. Time is
an impatient thing!
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130. Oh!
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131. Uh-oh, time's up.
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132. Let's see.
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133. The score tallies to...
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134. one, two, three...
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135. zero.
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136. Guess I'm a real bow-zo, ha.
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137. What do you say we move on to
the next segment, everybody?
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138. Here we are!
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139. I call this segment...
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140. You Like That, Little Man?
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141. 'Cause everybody loves a callback.
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145. Now, it's no secret that us fine
fusions pack an extra punch.
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146. But Sugilite is a standout
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147. for being
a heavy hitting powerhouse.
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148. But maybe you've got something
to top Sugilite's swing?
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149. Mmm, maybe?
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150. Just hit the base
with this mallet,
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how you measure up.
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154. Gosh.
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156. An extra spin around always
helps me!
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157. An extra spin, huh?
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158. Okay.
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159. Ha ha! Nice try!
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160. What?
One more time!
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161. You... ain't... nothing!
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162. Hmm, yes.
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163. Something just isn't
hitting right here.
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164. Maybe you're just strong...
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166. Play us over to stage right, Jorge!
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that crowd.
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169. Don't worry about Jorge.
It's just you and me.
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170. Yeah, no duh.
Actually... who's Jorge?
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171. Smoky, you're holding out on me.
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172. - I'm ready to see your main event.
- Ah, you and me both.
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full of flames.
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of her raspy voice
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questions when she attacks ...
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178. So I call this segment
"Breath of Fire."
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179. Sardonyx, I don't know.
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at the target.
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183. We seem to experiencing some
magical difficulties.
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184. But don't change the channel.
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185. There must be some common thread
between Steven and Amethyst
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by their fusion.
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187. I don't know, Sards, I guess,
uh, zero plus zero equals zero.
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Something they both do.
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189. They say two wrongs
don't make a right ...
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that that's true!
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191. I'm just one big super wrong...
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193. They want to impress us!
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194. They were planning this all morning.
We hijacked their show!
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195. I was excited!
It's not about us!
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196. Huh?
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197. - What's happening?
- It's Sardonyx!
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198. If she's not here,
the room can't exist!
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199. Garnet!
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200. Pearl!
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201. Huh?
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202. Sorry for the rough landing.
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That was amazing.
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204. Oh, Amethyst!
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a good influence on him!
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207. You didn't tell us
that yo-yo can grapple.
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a lasso or a flail?
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It's a toy!
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- So, there we were...
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