1. And Steven!Copy !req
2. Ruby? Aah!Copy !req
3. Ha! Hoo-whoo!Copy !req
4. How-ooh!Copy !req
5. Hiya!Copy !req
6. What a lovely planet!Copy !req
7. Wait! So we just get out
and walk around?Copy !req
8. Ooh! Now, where's the gem
the scanners locked onto?Copy !req
9. Let's fan out
and search the area.Copy !req
10. Whoa, look at them all.Copy !req
11. I knew it.
They're after me.Copy !req
12. This is the end of the line.Copy !req
13. You really weren't kidding.Copy !req
14. I disobeyed a direct order
from yellow diamond,Copy !req
15. and I called her a clod...
To her face.Copy !req
16. Oh, honestly,
you call everyone a clod.Copy !req
17. Yes, but not everyoneCopy !req
18. has command over all the armies
of homeworld,Copy !req
19. waiting for the word
to shatter me!Copy !req
20. Peridot,
we won't let them get you.Copy !req
21. But haven't I caused you
enough trouble?Copy !req
22. Don't worry, Peridot.Copy !req
23. It's our sworn dutyCopy !req
24. to protect anything
that calls this planet home.Copy !req
25. And that includes
clods like you.Copy !req
26. That's my word.Copy !req
27. Listen up, everyone.Copy !req
28. I have a plan.Copy !req
29. Or should I say we have a plan?Copy !req
30. Hello, everyone.Copy !req
31. Ruby! Sapphire!Copy !req
32. Hu-u-u-gs!Copy !req
33. Hello, Steven.Copy !req
34. So, what's the plan?Copy !req
35. You got this.Copy !req
36. Just act casual.Copy !req
37. Yeah, casual.Copy !req
38. Focus, rubies!Copy !req
39. This is an important mission
from yellow diamond,Copy !req
40. so we can't mess it up.Copy !req
41. Eh, hey, hey!Copy !req
42. Uh, what are we all doing
over here?Copy !req
43. Yeah, what are we all
doing here?Copy !req
44. We're here to retrieve
the leader of the earth mission!Copy !req
45. Hey, wait a second.Copy !req
46. It seems like there are more
of us than usual.Copy !req
47. There's supposed to be five
of us.Copy !req
48. Five rubies!Copy !req
49. One, two, three, four, five.Copy !req
50. - Never mind.
- Phew!Copy !req
51. The leader of the earth mission
must be around here somewhere.Copy !req
52. Well, she's definitely not
in that barn.Copy !req
53. Whoa!
I didn't see that before.Copy !req
54. Maybe we should look around
in there.Copy !req
55. I'll go... By myself.Copy !req
56. Gah!Copy !req
57. Bye-bye!Copy !req
58. They want to search the barn.Copy !req
59. - We heard.
- We saw.Copy !req
60. I'm scared.Copy !req
61. Let's ambush them!Copy !req
62. No.
No one needs to get hurt.Copy !req
63. Let's be sensible.Copy !req
64. What do I do?Copy !req
65. Just go out thereCopy !req
66. and tell them this is a place
where humans live.Copy !req
67. I don't want to go alone.Copy !req
68. Ooh! I'll come.
I'll be your backup.Copy !req
69. And here's some backup
for your backup.Copy !req
70. I checked the barn, and
I just found a bunch of humans.Copy !req
71. Yep! Nothing in there
but us humans!Copy !req
72. Really?Copy !req
73. Looks like we failed.Copy !req
74. Time to go back home.Copy !req
75. I think
we better double-check.Copy !req
76. You remember what happened
last time.Copy !req
77. Last time?Copy !req
78. Oh, Ruby, you're so forgetful.Copy !req
79. All right,
let's search the barn!Copy !req
80. Yes, Ruby!
Wait!Copy !req
81. You can't bec...
because, uh...Copy !req
82. You have to, uh, play baseball.Copy !req
83. Yeah, it's a human thing.Copy !req
84. If you win, you can go inside.Copy !req
85. And if you lose,
you got to leave forever.Copy !req
86. Base... Ball.Copy !req
87. Baseball?Copy !req
88. I saw that this
was a possibility,Copy !req
89. though I am surprised that this
is the path we're taking.Copy !req
90. All right,Copy !req
91. my human baseball knowledge
will lead us to victory.Copy !req
92. Let's just go out there
and pretend to be humans,Copy !req
93. except Peridot.Copy !req
94. You stay here in the barn
and hide.Copy !req
95. Okay.Copy !req
96. Everybody in?Copy !req
97. Lapis?Copy !req
98. This plan sucks.Copy !req
99. We're the humans!Copy !req
100. Steven!Copy !req
101. Earl!Copy !req
102. Amy!Copy !req
103. Bob!Copy !req
104. And Sophie!Copy !req
105. Understood.Copy !req
106. Our team is the rubies,
consisting of Ruby!Copy !req
107. - Ruby!
- Ruby!Copy !req
108. - Ruby!
- Ruby!Copy !req
109. And Ruby!Copy !req
110. Here's the rules of the game...Copy !req
111. we take turns throwing the ball
at each other.Copy !req
112. The batter tries to hit the ball
with the bat,Copy !req
113. and then they run
around the bases.Copy !req
114. Whoever gets the most runs wins.Copy !req
115. Ah!Copy !req
116. You get three tries
to hit the ball.Copy !req
117. If you miss...Copy !req
118. Strike one!Copy !req
119. What?Copy !req
120. Strike two!Copy !req
121. Strike three!Copy !req
122. Three strikes, and you're out.Copy !req
123. Oh, darn.
Mm, guess I'm out.Copy !req
124. Ohh!
You swung too slow!Copy !req
125. Do it like this!Copy !req
126. Hut, hut, hut!Copy !req
127. Hut!Copy !req
128. And that's called a home run.Copy !req
129. If the ball gets caught,
you're out.Copy !req
130. And if you get tagged,Copy !req
131. you're out!Copy !req
132. Uh, and after three outs,
we switch sides.Copy !req
133. Whoa-ho-ho!Copy !req
134. Nice!Copy !req
135. Wow! That purple human's
really good!Copy !req
136. Us humans...
we're full of surprises.Copy !req
137. Amethyst, be careful!Copy !req
138. Hey, Ruby.Copy !req
139. Strike one!
Huh?Copy !req
140. Haven't I seen you
somewhere before?Copy !req
141. I don't know.
I don't get off planet much.Copy !req
142. Strike two!Copy !req
143. What's going on?
What are they doing?Copy !req
144. Flirting.Copy !req
145. Uh-oh.Copy !req
146. Strike three!Copy !req
147. Uh... uh...Copy !req
148. What?Copy !req
149. Yeah!Copy !req
150. Hey, how's it going?
Are we winning?Copy !req
151. Um...Copy !req
152. Now, what you want to do
is lead with your hips.Copy !req
153. Yeah.
That's pretty good.Copy !req
154. Let me show you again.Copy !req
155. Well we're doing just fine.Copy !req
156. Everything's
gonna be a-okay.Copy !req
157. You're lying to me!
To make you feel better!Copy !req
158. Thank you!Copy !req
159. All right, it's
the bottom of the ninth.Copy !req
160. We've got lapis on second,Copy !req
161. but one more out
and the game's over for us.Copy !req
162. We need to hit a home run.Copy !req
163. Wait! I call a time-out!Copy !req
164. Listen, you two,Copy !req
165. I know it's hard
being separated,Copy !req
166. but we have to keep them
out of the barnCopy !req
167. or they're gonna find Peridot.Copy !req
168. Remember?Copy !req
169. Ruby, stop being cute,Copy !req
170. and, Sapphire,
keep your eye on the ball.Copy !req
171. Pun intended?Copy !req
172. What did I just say?Copy !req
173. Strike one!Copy !req
174. Come on!Copy !req
175. I know you can do it!Copy !req
176. Strike two!Copy !req
177. Just look at the ball.Copy !req
178. I'm trying,Copy !req
179. but all I want to look at
is you.Copy !req
180. Don't worry, you can look at me
when you're running for home.Copy !req
181. Whoo-ah-ah!Copy !req
182. Aaah!Copy !req
183. Yeah!Copy !req
184. Come to me!Copy !req
185. Whoops.Copy !req
186. They're gems!Copy !req
187. We've been tricked!Copy !req
188. What a turn of events!Copy !req
189. Uh...Copy !req
190. Huh? W-what?Copy !req
191. Sorry, guys. Game is over.Copy !req
192. That's it!Copy !req
193. Rubies, combine!Copy !req
194. Wait!
Uh, wait! Stop!Copy !req
195. Don't hurt them!Copy !req
196. Oof! Oof!Copy !req
197. Wait.
Oh, please, please!Copy !req
198. It's me you're after, right?Copy !req
199. I'm not gonna stand byCopy !req
200. and let my friends
fight my battles!Copy !req
201. Aww! Peri loves us.Copy !req
202. Are you the Peridot assigned
to the failed earth mission?Copy !req
203. Not sure if "failed"
would be the right word to...Copy !req
204. where is Jasper?Copy !req
205. You're looking for Jasper?Copy !req
206. Correct!Copy !req
207. Wait, but I'm the one
who betrayed the mission,Copy !req
208. who called Yellow diamond
a clod,Copy !req
209. the new leader
of the crystal gems?Copy !req
210. What?Copy !req
211. Tell us where Jasper is now!Copy !req
212. Jasper... um,
we know where Jasper is.Copy !req
213. Well?
Uh...Copy !req
214. Neptune!Copy !req
215. She's on the planet Neptune.Copy !req
216. Well, why didn't you say so?Copy !req
217. We all here?Copy !req
218. 1... 2... 3... 4...Copy !req
219. And... ha! 5.Copy !req
220. To the planet Neptune!Copy !req
221. Let's move out, soldiers.Copy !req
222. What a lovely-sounding
planet.Copy !req
223. But we just got here.Copy !req
224. Let's go, newbie!Copy !req
225. Thank you.Copy !req
226. Man, rubies are dumb.Copy !req
227. Not all of them.Copy !req