1. ♪ Amethyst
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2. ♪ And Pearl
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3. And Steven!
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4. Did you see that?
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5. Wapoosh!
Just wapoosh!
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6. That's great, Amethyst.
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7. You're getting so fast.
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8. No! This is worse!
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9. This morning,
it was like wsshh!
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10. Just wsshh! Superfast,
like wsshh, wsshh!
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11. Uh-huh.
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12. I think this is why
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13. a day off
would be good for you.
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14. You should take a break
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15. from obsessing
over Jasper.
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16. Ugh, are you sure
we have to do this now?
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17. Yes!
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18. Visiting Peridot and Lapis
will be so much fun!
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19. Yeah, 'cause when I think
"fun," I think Lapis.
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20. I wonder
what they're up to.
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21. Maybe they
drove each other crazy
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22. and burnt the barn down.
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23. Whoa.
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24. They sure did something
to the barn.
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25. But, Paulette, I need you.
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26. Oh, get over it,
Percy.
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27. Go make another
friendship bracelet.
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28. Seriously.
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29. Lapis, Peridot, hi!
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30. Steven!
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31. It's so good
to see you again!
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32. You, too, Lapis.
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33. Amethyst!
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34. Something looks
different about you.
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35. Like what?
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36. Have you grown taller
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37. since the last time
I saw you?
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38. Nope, still short.
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39. You're welcome.
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40. For the joke.
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41. Wow. You guys
are looking good.
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42. And I love what you did
to the barn.
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43. Aw, I know.
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44. But wait, wait!
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45. You guys have to see
the inside!
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46. Lapis, fly us in!
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47. No.
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48. Welcome to our home
away from Homeworld.
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49. Whoa!
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50. You made the wall
an aquarium!
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51. Eww!
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52. You did all this stuff
on purpose?
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53. Like, you didn't just
knock over a bunch
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54. of paint cans and go,
"Enh, just leave it"?
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55. Oh, no. This was all
very intentional.
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56. You see, I had this idea:
"What if we made music,
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57. but, instead of sounds,
we used things?"
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58. That's dumb.
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59. Guys, that's art!
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60. Art?
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61. That sounds ridiculous!
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62. I've been calling it
meep morp.
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63. Let us show you
our morps.
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64. This piece is called
Wow, Thanks.
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65. It represents the struggles
of intercommunication.
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66. The tape is the ribbon
that binds
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67. our experience
on Earth together.
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68. It has no
functional purpose.
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69. It just makes me
feel bad.
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70. Here's my meep morp.
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71. This is a baseball bat.
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72. It reminds me of when
I played baseball.
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73. This is the leaf
Steven gave me.
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74. It reminds me of the time
Steven... gave me a leaf.
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75. Hey, yeah, it reminds me
of that, too!
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76. I just feel trapped.
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77. I just feel trapped.
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78. Is this one about
the thousands of years
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79. you spent trapped
in a mirror?
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80. No.
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81. I just really like that show.
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82. Oh, Amethyst,
you'll love this one.
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83. Check it out.
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84. They're toilets?
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85. Right!
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86. What will I
think of next?
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87. This represents the time
I spent imprisoned
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88. in your bathroom, Steven.
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89. I call it Occupied.
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90. It's a collaborative
piece.
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91. It's amazing.
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92. I don't get it.
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93. What's there to get?
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94. It's water!
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95. Shooting
out of toilets!
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96. I can see that at home.
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97. All right. I see
you're not impressed.
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98. But this — hold on.
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99. This — this is what we've
all been waiting for.
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100. With the power
of my metal abilities,
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101. I will impress the shirts
right off of you!
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102. Ta-da!
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103. It's a one-Gem metal band.
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104. One, a-two, a-three, and...
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105. Welp, that's as far
as I've practiced that.
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106. Why don't you try
one thing at a time?
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107. Because
we have guests, Lapis,
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108. guests who must be
impressed!
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109. Hmm.
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110. We can try it together.
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111. Yeah.
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112. Isn't this great?
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113. No.
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114. Look at all this cool
stuff they're doing.
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115. This is all nothing!
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116. They've been out here
playing with garbage.
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117. But you love playing
with garbage.
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118. Not anymore.
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119. Who has time for any that
when Jasper is out there?
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120. Ah, Amethyst,
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121. I, uh, try not
to use the J-word
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122. so loosely around here.
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123. I'm gonna go do
something useful.
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124. Wow, Amethyst doesn't seem
to understand morps at all!
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125. No,
it's something else:
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126. Amethyst found out
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127. she's supposed to be
just like Jasper.
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128. Meh?
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129. Jasper took her down
in a fight and, now,
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130. she's obsessed with
getting a rematch,
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131. to prove
she's good enough.
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132. Hmm.
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133. Amethyst,
Ams, Big A.
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134. You are way better
than Jasper.
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135. What?
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136. Oh.
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137. What did you tell her?
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138. I, uh...
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139. What are you even doing,
comparing yourself to her?
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140. Oh, Amethyst,
that's ridiculous.
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141. I should call you
Ridiculousthyst.
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142. Hah! Yah!
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143. I mean, seriously,
Amethyst and Jasper
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144. are two completely
different Quartzes.
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145. Sure, you're both
from Earth,
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146. but your Kindergartens
are radicaldifferent.
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147. What?
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148. Hold —
Hold on. What?
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149. We're both from Earth?
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150. Well, sure.
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151. Amethyst, you're from
the Prime Kindergarten,
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152. in Facet 5.
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153. She's from the Beta
Kindergarten, in Facet 9.
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154. Have you seen that place?
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155. No!
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156. Oh. Well, maybe you should,
so you could see
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157. how the other half
was made.
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158. Poorly!
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159. No, seriously.
Let's go.
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160. You'll get a kick
out of this.
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161. That's your problem,
Paulette.
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162. You let yourself
become the kayak race.
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163. Cold.
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164. Um, just one second.
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165. I want to check and make
sure Lapis is okay.
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166. Hey, Lapis!
Are you okay-y-y?
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167. Yeah!
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168. Are you sure?
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169. Yeah!
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170. I'm leavin',
but I'll be back!
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171. Okay!
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172. Do you need anything?
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173. No!
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174. What season is that?
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175. 3!
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176. Peridot, let's go.
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177. Okay, yeah.
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178. Business time.
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179. You know what to do
with this!
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180. Here we are, Jasper's origin:
the Beta Kindergarten.
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181. Am I underwhelmed?
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182. It's pretty bright
out here.
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183. It's red.
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184. No kidding.
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185. Red sandstone! Ha!
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186. This is what
I'm talking about.
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187. We're lucky this place
hasn't blown away.
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188. Beta, am I right?
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189. That's a math joke,
right?
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190. Come on.
It get's worse.
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191. I mean, this place
has got the right
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192. growing conditions,
in a pinch,
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193. I guess,
but it's too small!
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194. It was obviously
a total rush job.
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195. A rush job?
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196. Halfway through
the rebellion,
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197. Homeworld scrambled
to generate
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198. extra soldiers
on the ground.
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199. Look at this: the holes
don't even line up!
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200. It's like they just
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201. threw injectors down
wherever.
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202. Oh, and that one?
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203. This Carnelian
came out sideways.
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204. How could she not?
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205. The walls are curved!
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206. What a joke.
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207. Man, I-I had no idea.
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208. I tell you, it really
makes you appreciate
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209. the Prime Kindergarten,
Amethyst.
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210. Your Kindergarten
was so thought-through.
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211. Sure, you might've spent
extra time in the ground,
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212. but everything else
is stacked in your favor:
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213. great location,
great holes,
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214. even spacing,
consistent depth.
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215. A real Kindergartener
gets it right.
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216. What happened
to this injector?
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217. What you want to see is
a vertical alignment;
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218. no angle in the exit;
a clean, strong silhouette.
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219. None of these holes
come close!
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220. What about that one?
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221. Jasper.
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222. This is Jasper's hole?
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223. It's huge!
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224. Oh, come on.
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225. We already know
she's tall.
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226. Let's take
a closer look.
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227. A Kindergartener
can tell a lot —
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228. Anh! — about a Gem's
makeup and —
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229. Uh! — flaws
by their exit marks.
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230. Steven.
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231. Oh.
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232. Ah!
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233. Oof!
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234. Thanks.
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235. Agh!
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236. You see,
the problem here —
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237. Wait.
Oh, wait. Oh.
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238. No, um...
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239. Now this part —
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240. Hmm.
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241. There's this thing where,
if you count the steps
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242. to the back, I can —
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243. What is it?
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244. She's even got
frictional rock melt.
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245. It's glass all the way
to the back.
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246. Actually, I, uh...
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247. I've never seen
an exit hole this perfect.
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248. Ugh.
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249. So it is true.
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250. Amethyst,
that doesn't matter.
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251. Who you are isn't
about where you came from;
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252. it's who you want
to be!
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253. It's what you've
worked hard for.
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254. It's what you care about.
That's what really matters.
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255. Yeah.
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256. Yeah, you're right!
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257. Yeah! Yeah!
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258. It's about
who I wanna be.
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259. Yeah! Yeah!
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260. And I wanna be the Gem
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261. that beats Jasper
into the dirt!
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262. Yeah!
- Huh?
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263. Wait, no!
Don't fight her!
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264. Are you not seeing this?
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265. She's the ultimate Quartz!
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266. I'm doin' it, yeah,
and not just for me,
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267. for all the weird
holes out here,
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268. like this guy,
and skinny up there,
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269. and — and —
and this mess!
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270. Amethyst, that's —
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271. Yeah, ha!
I bet she was great.
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272. No.
No, no, no, hold on.
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273. Something's
really wrong here.
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274. These marks are new.
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275. This hole's been
dug out, recently.
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276. Maybe it was
a prairie dog?
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277. A... really big one?
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278. Hmm.
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279. There's more!
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280. Whoa.
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281. These aren't
exit holes anymore.
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282. Then what are they?
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283. Aah!
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284. Steven!
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285. Corrupted Gems,
in cages?
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286. Why?
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287. Who would do this?
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288. That's who.
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289. Jasper.
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290. ♪ I could even learn
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