1. 2x01 - "Say Uncle"Copy !req
2. Shield.Copy !req
3. No, not bubble ... shield!Copy !req
4. Ugh.Copy !req
5. What am I doing wrong?Copy !req
6. The gems can all summon
their weapons.Copy !req
7. Why can't I?Copy !req
8. Isn't there somebody
who can help me?Copy !req
9. Wha...Copy !req
10. Huh?Copy !req
11. Huh?Copy !req
12. Wha...Copy !req
13. Good morning!Copy !req
14. Bravo!Copy !req
15. This guy sure knows how
to make an entrance!Copy !req
16. What do you think, Mr. Dolphin?Copy !req
17. Oh, my gosh!
Uncle Grandpa!Copy !req
18. You're really here!
I can't believe it!Copy !req
19. I mean, I literally can't believe it.Copy !req
20. How is this even possible?Copy !req
21. Don't worry, bro ...
none of this is canon.Copy !req
22. But this is!Copy !req
23. Oh, no! Our ship!Copy !req
24. So, I hear your belly's being
a bit of a bummer.Copy !req
25. Yeah. I've been trying
to pull my shieldCopy !req
26. out of my gem all morning.Copy !req
27. Hmm.
Well, let's take a look-see.Copy !req
28. You should make sure you get
this thing polishedCopy !req
29. at least twice a year.Copy !req
30. So, do you think you can help me?Copy !req
31. I just want to be
able to protect my friends.Copy !req
32. Hmm. Yep.
It's the belly blues.Copy !req
33. - I've definitely seen this before.
- Really?Copy !req
34. I was there!
Don't you remember?Copy !req
35. Uh...Copy !req
36. Whoa! Hey!Copy !req
37. It's a rad new cartoon picture show!Copy !req
38. Hey! Hey! Hi, there!Copy !req
39. - Aww! It was funnier last time.
- Good morning?Copy !req
40. - I don't remember that at all.
- So, your shield only comes outCopy !req
41. when you need to protect yourself.Copy !req
42. - Yeah?
- Well, then...Copy !req
43. you just need something
to protect yourself from ...Copy !req
44. like this cool mega super
awesome rocket launcher.Copy !req
45. Uh, Uncle Grandpa,
this doesn't seem safe.Copy !req
46. Don't worry, kid ...
I'm wearing a helmet.Copy !req
47. - Anything?
- No.Copy !req
48. Then how about a bee-zooka?Copy !req
49. Or a snake shooter?Copy !req
50. - Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
- Or the bee-zooka again?Copy !req
51. Hmm. Still nothin'.
Oh, I know!Copy !req
52. Amethyst, have you
seen Steven this morning?Copy !req
53. Yep. He's hanging out
with some weirdo.Copy !req
54. I think he's trying to vaporize Steven.Copy !req
55. Steven!Copy !req
56. No, not bubble ...
shield!Copy !req
57. Hmm. I would have swornCopy !req
58. a doomtastic death ray of
dastardly destructionCopy !req
59. would have worked.
You want to try the bees again?Copy !req
60. Steven!Copy !req
61. What's going on?
Who is this stranger?Copy !req
62. He's not a stranger!
He's Uncle Grandpa!Copy !req
63. "Uncle... Grandpa?"Copy !req
64. So, that would make him
Greg's brother...Copy !req
65. - and father?
- That would explain a lot.Copy !req
66. That's right!Copy !req
67. He's not just your
Uncle Grandpa, Steven ...Copy !req
68. he's everyone in the world's
Uncle Grandpa!Copy !req
69. And when he comes to town,Copy !req
70. you're sure to have a fun time!Copy !req
71. We're in space!Copy !req
72. Ugh! Ee-ee-ee!Copy !req
73. Ohh! Ugh!Copy !req
74. Agh!
My head is on backwards!Copy !req
75. - Gem huddle!
- Obviously...Copy !req
76. we're dealing with some
superpowerful, reality-warping entity.Copy !req
77. He could be a danger
to the fabric of space itself.Copy !req
78. I don't know, guys.
Heh. I kind of like him.Copy !req
79. Hey! What are you guys
talking about?Copy !req
80. Are you forming a secret club?Copy !req
81. Can we join too?Copy !req
82. Um, Uncle Grandpa...Copy !req
83. - Good morning.
- Yes.Copy !req
84. - We have decided to ...
- Play video games?Copy !req
85. - No. Uh ...
- Run around in circles?Copy !req
86. - No.
- Eat a three-way sub?Copy !req
87. - Yo.
- Amethyst!Copy !req
88. No. We have decided ...Copy !req
89. That you are a danger
to Steven and the Planet EarthCopy !req
90. and we must destroy you.Copy !req
91. - What?
- Bad morning.Copy !req
92. Wait! No!
You guys, don't hurt him!Copy !req
93. Run away!Copy !req
94. Come on, kid.
Let's go!Copy !req
95. Oof!
Wh-y-y-y-y-y?Copy !req
96. I'm sorry!
They're not usually like this!Copy !req
97. Quick!
Belly bag, we need a plot hole!Copy !req
98. Sure thing, Uncle Grandpa!Copy !req
99. Where are we?Copy !req
100. Good morning!Copy !req
101. Now, where'd I put
that little kid?Copy !req
102. Oh, yeah!
Good morning!Copy !req
103. Oh, let me give you a hand there.Copy !req
104. Whoa. Where am I?Copy !req
105. - Welcome to the UGRV!
- The wha?Copy !req
106. The Uncle Grandpa
recreational vehicle.Copy !req
107. Oh, cool!
My dad lives in a van, too!Copy !req
108. - Did you used to be a rock star?
- I'm still a rock star, kid.Copy !req
109. Uncle Grandpa #2:
Hey, Steven, I'll give you the tour!Copy !req
110. Wow! It's huge! You could
fit a million vans in here!Copy !req
111. Actually, it's more
like 40 or 50 vans. See?Copy !req
112. Oh, hey.
It's just me, Pizza Steve ...Copy !req
113. just the coolest and tastiest
Steve who ever lived.Copy !req
114. Hi, Pizza Steve!
I'm a Steve, too ...Copy !req
115. - Steven Universe.
- Steve-n Universe?Copy !req
116. Come on, Uncle G.
I've got two rules ...Copy !req
117. No more than 40 or 50 vans
and only one Steve allowed!Copy !req
118. - Yeah, but this Steven is special.
- Yeah! He's a Crystal Gem!Copy !req
119. - Good morning, Mr. Gus.
- What's up, Uncle Grandpa?Copy !req
120. Whoa! Mr. Gus!
How do you know about me?Copy !req
121. I have a comprehensive knowledgeCopy !req
122. of all magical denizens
of the multiverse.Copy !req
123. I know all about the Crystal Gems.Copy !req
124. Come here, man.
Check this out.Copy !req
125. I even made my own gemsona.Copy !req
126. My gem is on my tail,
and my weapon is a frying pan.Copy !req
127. - Nice line work, Mr. Gus!
- That's really cool, Mr. Gus.Copy !req
128. - I wish I was as cool as your drawing.
- Something wrong?Copy !req
129. Steven doesn't know
how to summon his shield.Copy !req
130. You don't say?Copy !req
131. Oh, that's simple.
Steven's powers are maternal.Copy !req
132. Control of his gem is based
on emotional clarity.Copy !req
133. His shield only comes out when
he's feeling extreme emotions of ...Copy !req
134. Hey, Mr. Gus!
I fixed your drawing!Copy !req
135. Hey! Why didn't you do
that on a new layer?Copy !req
136. Oh, hi, giant realistic flying tiger!Copy !req
137. You got any advice for Steven?Copy !req
138. I'm not gonna tell him that.
That only works on cats.Copy !req
139. Well, now what?Copy !req
140. We just sit here
until something happens.Copy !req
141. - Something happened!
- Whoa!Copy !req
142. Burp!Copy !req
143. Hoo! There's gotta
be some way out of here.Copy !req
144. We'll never escape!
This is our new home!Copy !req
145. - Pearl, you're overreacting.
- I'm not overreacting!Copy !req
146. Ugh!Copy !req
147. Hey, where's Steven?Copy !req
148. Looking for me,
Pizza Steven Universe?Copy !req
149. - That's not my baby!
- Aw, nice!Copy !req
150. Whoa! Hold on!Copy !req
151. - Pizza!
- Don't eat Pizza Steve!Copy !req
152. Ew.Copy !req
153. Okay. I'm ready for this
episode to end.Copy !req
154. Ugh!Copy !req
155. I'm sorry I couldn't help youCopy !req
156. learn to use your shield, Steven.Copy !req
157. It's okay, Uncle Grandpa.
I had a lot of fun today.Copy !req
158. - Steven!
- Get away from that man!Copy !req
159. He's a monster!Copy !req
160. Hey, cut it out, guys!
He's down enough already!Copy !req
161. Oh, good morning!Copy !req
162. That smarts.Copy !req
163. Finish him!Copy !req
164. No! Don't hurt him!Copy !req
165. Sto-o-o-o-p!Copy !req
166. Whoa!Copy !req
167. I did it, Uncle Grandpa!
I really did it!Copy !req
168. Yay!Copy !req
169. Protecting him activated
Steven's powers?Copy !req
170. He must really
care about this stranger.Copy !req
171. I hope he didn't care about that pizza.Copy !req
172. Listen!
It was a big, weird surpriseCopy !req
173. when Uncle Grandpa
showed up here today.Copy !req
174. We've never met anyone
like Uncle Grandpa.Copy !req
175. But you can't just attack
people you don't understand.Copy !req
176. You have to stick up for them
and listen to what they have to say.Copy !req
177. You guys always do that for me.Copy !req
178. Steven, you're right.
How could I be so blind?Copy !req
179. I'm sorry! I'm sorry!Copy !req
180. - I also apologize for Pearl.
- Thank you.Copy !req
181. You've taught us a valuable
lesson, Uncle Grandpa.Copy !req
182. Welp, I think my work here is done.Copy !req
183. Bye-bye!Copy !req
184. Remember, kids ...
don't be afraid to be superweird.Copy !req
185. Steven and I have got your back.Copy !req
186. See with eyes unclouded by hate
and always remember to say...Copy !req
187. "good morning!"Copy !req
188. Boy, that sure
makes my eyes hurt.Copy !req
189. Now let's see here.Copy !req
190. Dexter, Dee Dee,
Blossom, Bubbles,Copy !req
191. Ed, Edd, Eddy,
Billy, Mandy, Mac, Juniper,Copy !req
192. Swat Kats, Flapjack, Finn.Copy !req
193. Ah, Steven!
Now who's next?Copy !req