1. 1x52 - "Joy Ride"
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2. Do we really have to
get every piece?
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3. - Yes!
- Yes.
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4. Having a wrecked gem ship
lying around is too dangerous.
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5. We've got to take care of it ...
all of it.
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6. And we'll need to start looking
for Peridot's escape pod, too,
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7. assuming she even made it to Earth.
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8. - We've got lots of work ahead of us.
- On it.
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9. Whoa, that's a big one.
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10. Steven?
Steven?
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11. - Steven!
- Huh?
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12. - Yo.
- Hey, Steven. Welcome back to Earth.
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13. - What? Who told you?
- You looked a million miles away, man.
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14. Oh.
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15. Sorry. I was zoning out.
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16. We were about to go
chill at a parking lot
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17. - and freak out some squares.
- You should come with.
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18. Oh, but I-I don't really
have anything against squares.
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19. - I like all basic shapes.
- Yeah.
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20. That's what I'm talking about.
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21. You got that
much-needed counter-point
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22. to our cynical world-view.
You have to come.
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23. - It's good energy flow.
- Sorry, guys.
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24. I've got a lot of
important gem work to do.
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25. - Maybe later.
- Aww.
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26. - Bummer.
- Well, we'll catch you later, then.
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27. The calluses on my hands have calluses.
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28. The working man's burden
is truly a heavy one.
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29. Pizza rain.
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30. But no pizza clouds.
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31. Wha...
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32. What are you guys doing here?
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33. And why are you making it pizza rain?
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34. I only wanted to see you laughing...
in the pizza rain.
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35. - Is that a reference to something?
- Come on. It's time to hang out.
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36. You can't hang out at night.
Night is for dreaming.
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37. Night's whatever you want it to be.
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38. - Time's an illusion.
- Hmm.
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39. - Aren't you done working for the day?
- Mm. Yeah, okay.
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40. - Let's hang out.
- Nice.
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41. But first we need to deliver
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42. the rest of this pizza
to Mr. Smiley.
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43. Whoo!
Wind in your face ...
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44. - that's what I'm talkin' about.
- Breathe deep, Steven.
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45. This is the smell of freedom.
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46. Freedom smells like pepperoni.
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47. - That's just the car.
- You know what food
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48. definitely doesn't smell like freedom?
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49. - Fish.
- Why fish?
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50. - Uh-oh. Here we go.
- I just don't get what's wrong
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51. with wanting to be a deejay.
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52. But my step-dad was all on
my case again today, sayin'...
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53. Ugh.
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54. I'm just like,
"I don't want to be a fisherman.
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55. Everyone knows you can't
rave in a raincoat, step-dad."
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56. At least he only bugs
you about one thing.
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57. My dad's got to say something
about everything I do
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58. 'cause I'm the mayor's son.
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59. And I'm like, "you
can't tell me what to do.
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60. I'm the mayor's..."
Wait.
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61. Puh-lease!
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62. You're just walking
in cake with that talk.
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63. You guys don't even know what
bad is until you have a sister.
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64. But I don't know why
I have to spell it out
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65. that I'm the evil twin
and she's the good one.
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66. Don't ask me to help
you with your homework.
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67. - I'm at some metal concert.
- Family stuff is tricky.
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68. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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69. A few months back, my dad and
the gems grounded me from TV.
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70. - Bummer.
- That's the worst.
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71. - No way!
- And then I found out that
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72. the gems are alien rebels
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73. and that there are
other gems out in space
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74. that want us dead 'cause
they think we're traitors.
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75. And they tried to take me hostage
'cause they think I'm my mom.
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76. And... maybe I kinda am?
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77. I wish I could talk to Garnet,
Amethyst, and Pearl about it,
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78. But I think they kinda blame
me for my mom not being around.
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79. - That's heavy.
- I guess.
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80. But you always seem so upbeat.
You're a real champ, Steven Universe.
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81. Yeah, man.
I'd turn to fishing in a heartbeat
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82. if it meant not dealing
with tha... that!
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83. - Look at that!
- What? What did I hit it?
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84. - What is it?
- Gloooowing.
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85. - We got to check it out.
- I'm down.
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86. All right. Hold on.
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87. That's as bright as
like 600 glow sticks.
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88. Peridot's escape pod!
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89. Okay, everybody step back!
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90. This is a gem machine
and could be extremely dangerous.
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91. - Check it out.
- What are you doing?
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92. Boom!
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93. Whoa, stop!
Peridot might still be in there!
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94. Peri-what?
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95. - This biz is empty.
- It looks so busted.
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96. - You need to get away from there!
- Whoa!
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97. You need to relax.
It's not doing anything.
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98. It's not just the pod.
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99. This means Peridot is
just out there somewhere,
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100. - trying to hurt the Earth.
- Not cool. Earth forever.
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101. Here come the rocks.
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102. Steven, come take a selfie
with me and this thing.
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103. - No, Jenny, I'm serious.
- So am I.
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104. - Sour Cream, what about you?
- Sure. I'm down for whatever.
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105. - Buck?
- Nah. I like to just
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106. experience the moment
for what it is sometimes.
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107. Plus, the lighting is weird.
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108. Ugh, okay. Steven?
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109. - Last call.
- Mmmm...
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110. I got funny stickers!
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111. These are so good!
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112. - How do I look?
- You look great!
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113. Look, stay right there.
I wanna take one mor...
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114. - Steven, get in it!
- W-What?
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115. Just for a second!
One picture.
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116. Okay, ready.
Three, two...
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117. Wha...
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118. - Dude!
- Oh, my gosh, Steven!
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119. Wha? This is so cool!
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120. Whoa!
Whoa!
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121. - Steven!
- Whoa!
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122. How are you doing that?
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123. Uh...
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124. I think it listens to what my hands do.
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125. I really shouldn't be playing with this.
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126. I have to take this back
to the temple immediately.
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127. No way.
You just got it working!
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128. Come on, aren't you your own mom?
You can do whatever you want.
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129. Yeah, you got to do some
donuts in that thing.
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130. At least a dozen.
Baker's dozen.
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131. Seriously, Steven, you've
been under a lot of pressure.
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132. Don't you think you deserve
to have a little fun?
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133. Whoo!
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134. Hey!
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135. You really got the
hang of that thing, huh?
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136. Yeah!
It always hooks to the left.
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137. Whoa!
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138. I should really get it
back to the gems, though.
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139. - No! No!
- No, no, no, no.
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140. Or right after I jump that haystack!
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141. - Yeah! Come on!
- Yeah! Do it!
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142. - Mess it up!
- Wreck it, Steven! Go, Steven!
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143. - Yeah! Yeah!
- Yeah! Whoo!
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144. I'm okay.
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145. It's not actually so bad if
you just give it a little ...
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146. Steven?
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147. Guys?
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148. Steven! What's going on?
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149. Guys, can you hear me?
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150. I knew it! That flare led
us right to the escape pod!
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151. What's going on here?
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152. - Help! Help us!
- Over here!
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153. Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl!
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154. We'll save you, humans!
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155. I can't believe it.
Peridot's still inside.
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156. She's probably weak from the landing.
Don't hold back.
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157. Got it!
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158. - No! No!
- No!
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159. Whoa!
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160. You got a lot of
nerve taking refuge here,
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161. of all places!
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162. - Garnet?
- But I don't know where you get off
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163. attacking defenseless humans
in your deadbeat escape pod.
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164. Garnet!
It's me, Steven!
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165. Can you hear me?
Garnet!
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166. And if you think you're safe
here, well, I got news for you.
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167. You lost!
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168. - Now...
- Garnet! Garnet! Garnet!
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169. stay off my planet!
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170. Stop!
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171. Steven's in there.
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172. - Oh, Steven!
- Steven, what were you doing?
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173. You found Peridot's escape pod,
and you didn't come get us immediately?
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174. - Dude, we almost wrecked you.
- Steven, this is unacceptable.
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175. I'm very disappointed in you.
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176. You're right.
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177. - Hey! Cut him some slack.
- It's not his fault!
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178. - Just let him be a deejay!
- Wha?
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179. We just wanted Steven to have some fun.
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180. I don't know what's going on with aliens
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181. trying to abduct him and
him being his own mom,
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182. but it sounds like he's
got a lot on his mind.
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183. I'm sure whatever you're
having him do is important,
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184. but everyone needs
a break once in a while.
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185. He's just a kid.
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186. Oh, maybe we have been
a little hard on him.
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187. He did just break us
out of space jail.
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188. Steven.
You're ungrounded from TV.
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189. I'm invincible!
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