1. "Log Date 7-15-2"
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2. Log date 7-1-5-2.
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3. I can't believe I just did that.
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4. I disobeyed my orders and went
against Yellow Diamond's wishes.
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5. I'm a traitorous clod!
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6. I never want to think
about what I've done again!
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7. I'm a traitorous clod!
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8. I never want to think
about what I've done again!
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9. And I called Yellow Diamond
a clod right to her face!
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10. I called Yellow Diamond
a clod right to her face.
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11. Uh, Peridot, are you gonna be okay?
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12. I'm a traitorous clod.
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13. Traitorous clod.
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14. No.
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15. It's all gonna work out.
You're with us now!
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16. You don't understand.
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17. I'm protecting a planet
I was once trying to destroy.
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18. I used to follow every
order ... every rule.
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19. Now I'm a traitor.
A rebel!
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20. A Crystal Gem-m-m-m-m.
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21. Clod! Clod! Clod!
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22. Well, that tape recorder
seems to be helping.
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23. No, it's not!
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24. It's a chronicle of my
descent into madness!
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25. - You dropped this.
- Get it away from me.
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26. Give it to Steven.
Return madness to its source!
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27. Are you sure you don't want it?
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28. Whatever. It's yours now. Yours.
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29. Not mine. Not mine. Yours. Yours.
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30. - Let's calm down.
- Okay.
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31. So, am I gonna have to wear a star?
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32. Where am I gonna put the star?
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33. They seem to be getting along well.
I wonder when that happened.
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34. Log date 7-1-1-2.
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35. The Steven has given
me this earth machine
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36. to replace my communicator log.
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37. It looks...
extremely primitive.
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38. He also said he wanted me to
stop calling him "the Steven."
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39. It's just "Steven."
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40. I said I'd call him whatever I want!
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41. He told me that was rude.
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42. Rude.
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43. I guess I'll call him "Steven."
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44. The organic life forms of
Earth have fascinating traits
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45. despite their poor choice of residence.
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46. I wonder if all of them
have flight capabilities?
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47. Oh, you must be Peridot.
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48. Whoa!
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49. - Peridot!
- What do you want?
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50. You can't just shove
someone off of a roof!
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51. - Why not?
- This is a human!
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52. He isn't like us!
He's fragile and soft!
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53. Hey, it's not like a six
pack is gonna save you
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54. - from that height.
- You could have seriously hurt him.
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55. Well, how was I supposed to know that?
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56. Hm.
Greg, you'll have to excuse Peridot.
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57. She's far from her homeworld,
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58. and she still has a lot
to learn about our planet.
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59. - No, I don't!
- Yes, you do!
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60. Uh, hey, yeah.
Don't worry about it!
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61. Ugh!
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62. In conclusion, not all
of the organic beings here can fly.
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63. Additionally, it is, without question,
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64. that the permafusion,
Garnet, is the worst.
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65. Today, I was assigned a "chore" ...
cleaning duty ...
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66. like I'm the Pearl.
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67. These clumps don't know how
lucky they are to have me.
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68. Although, while doing "chore",
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69. I did happen upon
a container containing many...
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70. shirts.
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71. Imagine ... appearance modifiers
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72. that aren't melded to your body.
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73. - Oooh!
- Nice shorts.
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74. How ... How did these get here?
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75. Log date 7-1-2-2.
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76. Today marks the 30th earth
rotation since my capture.
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77. Happy one month can-aversary!
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78. - Cylinders?
- They're stilts.
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79. You tie them on your feet,
and they make you taller.
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80. I tried to spruce them up
a bit. I don't know what it
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81. is about flames, but they
just make everything cooler.
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82. Why are you giving me these?
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83. Because I want you to feel nice.
That's what gifts are for.
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84. You give them to your
friends to show you care.
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85. And they go, "wow, thanks!"
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86. As if I'd stoop so low as to tie your
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87. earth trash to my body.
Leave me! Go, go, go, go...
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88. Go!
And, wow, thanks!
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89. Why, yes, Pearl, I did get taller.
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90. How correct of you to notice.
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91. Of course, Amethyst, I will acquire
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92. those cheesy chaps for you
off that very high shelf.
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93. Hyah! Whoa.
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94. They even function in reverse!
Ugh!
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95. "Jokes."
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96. "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
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97. "The chicken wanted to get to
the other side of the road."
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98. What's a chicken?
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99. It seems the earth ones are constantly
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100. filling the voids of their life
with meaningless distractions.
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101. On the last episode of
"Camp pining hearts"...
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102. I don't care that you're
on the yellow team, Percy.
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103. We can make this work!
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104. It's coolor war, Paulette.
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105. Doesn't that mean anything to you?
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106. What is this strange ritual?
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107. - Uh, that's umm...
- Are they attempting fusion?
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108. No, well, my dad told me during
certain stages in your life...
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109. How could anyone indulge
in this baseless drivel?
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110. I'll have no part of it!
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111. Hour 78 of
"Camp pining hearts".
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112. It's the coolor war, Paulette.
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113. Doesn't that mean anything to you?
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114. Uh, you've been here for a few days.
Is everything okay?
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115. I've just been watching your
previously recorded entertainment.
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116. Is that the same episode
from three days ago?
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117. - There's more than one?
- Mmm... nah.
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118. Oh. You made a picture.
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119. Picture? This isn't
just a picture, Steven!
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120. It's a complex chart
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121. cataloging the compatible
characteristics between campers.
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122. Somehow the rejects at
camp clod fail to recognize
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123. the superior pair that
is Pierre and Percy.
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124. - Well, that's 'cause Paulette likes Percy.
- Paulette. Ha!
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125. Paulette has no place
in the camp's hierarchy.
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126. Now Pierre ... Pierre is a brute!
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127. Pierre laid waste to
the three-legged races.
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128. Pierre and Percy present the
strongest battle formation.
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129. They'd destroy the camp!
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130. - You got all this from one episode?
- It's subtext, Steven.
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131. Allow me to explain.
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132. Well, first of all,
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133. - I remember this part.
- Percy & Pierre are both on the yellow team ...
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134. And that's why Percy and Pierre
are objectively the best for each other!
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135. Gah!
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136. Log date 7-1-3-2.
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137. Progress on the Cluster drill
is going optimal, surprisingly.
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138. Though I have a few complaints
on the work ethic of ...
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139. Hey!
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140. Amethyst, really.
This is no time to be fooling around.
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141. Aw, come on, P.
I'm just trying to lion the mood.
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142. "Lion the mood."
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143. Do you always use
shape-shifting like this?
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144. You mean to be really cool?
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145. - Pretty much.
- But it's such a...
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146. Significant use of energy
compared to the output.
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147. - What was that?
- I've been practicing my "Perry-phrasing."
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148. Pretty impressive in my opinion,
but it's hard to beat the original.
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149. So, can you shift into anything?
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150. Sure.
Got a request?
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151. Bok bok! I'm a chicken!
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152. I get the joke now!
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153. Ha! Yes, well, at least she isn't
"lion around" anymore.
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154. Pearl really tries for some reason,
and I can appreciate that.
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155. Amethyst's company is
entertaining, as well.
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156. But, the fused one...
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157. eludes me.
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158. Okay, we can add more support as we go,
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159. but for now, we just have to
pick it up and put it on top.
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160. No sweat.
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161. - Let's do this!
- You've got the right idea,
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162. but we might want to
be a bit more careful.
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163. Gotcha.
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164. Shall we?
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165. Huh?
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166. That looks great.
Let's take a break.
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167. What?
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168. - All right, I'm at my limit!
- Evening, Peridot.
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169. Explain it to me, fusion.
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170. I can at least make
sense of your existence
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171. if it's for a functional purpose.
But you?
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172. You're not using your
combined size and strength
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173. - to do anything!
- I'm doing something.
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174. - And what's that?
- Stargazing.
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175. Ich. You can do that alone.
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176. - Don't want to.
- Hm.
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177. You can see Homeworld's
galaxy from here.
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178. You're right.
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179. We're very different.
I appreciate that.
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180. Really?
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181. If you really want to understand
fusion, I can help you.
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182. - What do you mean?
- Let's fuse.
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183. Oh, my stars!
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184. I get it, you're not ready.
That's fair.
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185. - Another time then.
- No! No-No-No.
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186. Just ... just gimme a sec!
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187. Yeah.
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188. Get ready.
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189. No, no, no, no, no!
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190. - I can't do it.
- That's fine.
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191. - Peridot, I'm proud of you.
- Why?
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192. Because you've made an
effort to understand me.
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193. But I still don't understand you!
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194. Why are you fused all the time?
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195. - I'm Percy and Pierre.
- Oh!
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196. Okay, go.
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197. Log date 7-14-2 ...
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198. No, you say it "7, 1, 4, 2".
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199. Ugh, log date 7, 1, 4, 2.
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200. I have attempted a fusion
with the fusion Garnet.
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201. I had hoped to gain a better
understanding of fusion.
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202. Instead I gained a better
understanding of Garnet.
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203. Wait, keep it on a moment.
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204. Steven, you probably shouldn't
have listened to Peridot's logs,
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205. but I know your curiosity
comes from a place of caring.
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206. You should give the
recorder back to her now.
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207. - She's going to want to keep it.
- Wait, what?
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208. - Here, Peridot, take this back.
- Wow. Thanks.
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