1. "Sadie's Song"Copy !req
2. Here you arez, my Larz!Copy !req
3. Uh, I'll just leave it here for you.Copy !req
4. Sadie, my lady!Copy !req
5. I was wondering if I could hangCopy !req
6. one of these Beach-a-Palooza
flyers in ...Copy !req
7. Sadie? Sadie!Copy !req
8. Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Awesome!Copy !req
9. Wha? No, heh.
I was just ...Copy !req
10. - Heh. Mm.
- I didn't know you could sing.Copy !req
11. Nobody does.
So, um, do you need something?Copy !req
12. Oh! I'm just going
around helping Mr. SmileyCopy !req
13. hand out fliers
for Beach-a-Palooza this year.Copy !req
14. - You should sign up!
- Ehh, why?Copy !req
15. Ehh... because your voice is beautiful!Copy !req
16. Aw, anybody'd sound fine
singing along with that song.Copy !req
17. It's so cheesy and dumb
and ... and catchy.Copy !req
18. - And... I know every single word.
- Perfect! Now you just need a routine.Copy !req
19. - I can help you put one together.
- Aw, really?Copy !req
20. You think people
would want to hear me sing?Copy !req
21. Of course they would!
You're great!Copy !req
22. Besides, everyone in town
is doing something!Copy !req
23. Yeah. You know what?
Yeah! Who cares, right?Copy !req
24. What am I afraid of?
Th-This could be fun!Copy !req
25. Your house is so cool.Copy !req
26. - Just down here.
- Whoa! You sleep in a basement?Copy !req
27. - I like to think of it like a bunker.
- Are these all yours?Copy !req
28. Yeah, but they're not really my thing.Copy !req
29. You can have one if you want.Copy !req
30. Ehhhhh... I don't want
to break up a family.Copy !req
31. So, now we have the CD.
I guess I can practice singing.Copy !req
32. First, we got to figure out
what you're gonna wear.Copy !req
33. - Does it matter?
- Ever since my act two years ago,Copy !req
34. there's been a rule that
you've got to wear clothes.Copy !req
35. Well, I wasn't planning
to go in my underwear.Copy !req
36. How about something flashy?
And sparkly.Copy !req
37. O-Or wait, what do you think
should be your gimmick?Copy !req
38. Whoa. No, no, no.Copy !req
39. No gimmicks.
The singing's already a stretch.Copy !req
40. Well, maybe... this?Copy !req
41. - Or maybe even ...
- That one's pretty!Copy !req
42. Eh, I think it's a little much.
I'll just do something comfortable.Copy !req
43. - What's that?
- We'll do this another time!Copy !req
44. - Hey, Sadie!
- Hi, Mom. You're home early.Copy !req
45. I just had to rush home
to show you this!Copy !req
46. Look at this little guy I got for you!Copy !req
47. - Ain't he the cutest?
- Oh. Thanks mom.Copy !req
48. Sadie, what are you doing
hanging out with Greg's boy?Copy !req
49. Barb, I knew you delivered mail,Copy !req
50. but I didn't know
you delivered Sadie!Copy !req
51. - Yeah, my mom's the mailman.
- That she is!Copy !req
52. Best dang mailman, woman,
or animal on the force!Copy !req
53. At least until they catch me taking
from the "lost mail" bin!Copy !req
54. But that's between us, heh?Copy !req
55. So, Steven, what are your
intentions with my daughter?Copy !req
56. We're planning a stage show
for Beach-a-Pawooza.Copy !req
57. Beach-a-Pawooza!Copy !req
58. Beach-a-Pawooza!Copy !req
59. Beach-a-Pawooza!Copy !req
60. What was that?Copy !req
61. I'm going to sing a song
for Beach-a-Palooza.Copy !req
62. What? Oh, oh, oh oh!
Sadie, you're gonna sing?Copy !req
63. - Yeah.
- Then come on!Copy !req
64. We have to start planning now!Copy !req
65. - Steven, help me find an outfit!
- Okay!Copy !req
66. Uh, you know, I could
probably do this by myself.Copy !req
67. It's no trouble.
We'd love to help ya out!Copy !req
68. - Right, Steven?
- Right!Copy !req
69. Oh, look!
It's your old ballet outfit!Copy !req
70. - You're a ballerina?
- When I was like 10.Copy !req
71. Oh, it's your swimsuit!Copy !req
72. She used to be
a competitive swimmer!Copy !req
73. For like a month.
When I was 11.Copy !req
74. - Barb, what's this?
- Oh! Look, look!Copy !req
75. Remember when I used to drive
you to your softball games?Copy !req
76. - I remember when you punched the umpire.
- That's what he getsCopy !req
77. for trying to cheat my daughter
out of a double!Copy !req
78. And then I wasn't really
allowed in the league anymore.Copy !req
79. Them's the breaks!Copy !req
80. So what have you got planned
so far for your show?Copy !req
81. - Nothing, I guess.
- Well, don't you worry!Copy !req
82. Me and Steven will figure out
your show for you!Copy !req
83. We'll make sure the world
will hear your voice!Copy !req
84. - Well, let's just try to keep it simple?
- What was that?Copy !req
85. I think we did an excellent job!Copy !req
86. We just need to tell Mr. Smiley
to add her name to the flier.Copy !req
87. Oh, maybe don't put my name on it.Copy !req
88. Yeah!
What if she was a surprise?Copy !req
89. That's a great idea!
She'll be a mystery final act!Copy !req
90. Thank you, Beach-a-Palooza!Copy !req
91. You know this next act from
their day job, delivering pizza!Copy !req
92. But tonight, they're delivering jokes!Copy !req
93. That was a joke. Let me
hear a big round of applauseCopy !req
94. for Kiki and her ventriloquist dummy!Copy !req
95. Kiki, that rude Mr. Smiley
just called me a dummy!Copy !req
96. That's just our act, gunga! Why
don't you show them your jokes?Copy !req
97. How does a pizza tie its shoes?Copy !req
98. - How?
- With a garlic knot!Copy !req
99. All right.Copy !req
100. Well, we're getting closer
to tonight's mystery guest.Copy !req
101. Even I don't know who it is,
and I'm the host!Copy !req
102. But first,
Ronaldo Fryman with a lectureCopy !req
103. on "rock people:
identification and defense."Copy !req
104. I can't believe it.
The fliers really worked!Copy !req
105. The whole town is here!
Plus some!Copy !req
106. Oh, my Sadie!
Such a big star!Copy !req
107. Never even went to the prom
and look at ya now!Copy !req
108. Am I on yet?Copy !req
109. Sadie Miller!
You're the mystery guest?Copy !req
110. - I never even would've recognized you!
- Oh! Hi, Mr. Smiley.Copy !req
111. Uh, um... Mm.
How, uh, how are you?Copy !req
112. I'm fine, but it looks like someone
here has a case of the showbiz shakes.Copy !req
113. You know what an old friend
of mine told me once?Copy !req
114. A little smile never hurt anybody.Copy !req
115. - Nnnnnn.
- Nnnnn.Copy !req
116. Awwww, lookin good!Copy !req
117. - Thank you!
- Thank you!Copy !req
118. Gah-ah.Copy !req
119. - More sparkles!
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
120. Next up, ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
121. your mailman and "mime!"
Jamie!Copy !req
122. Oh, it's a box.Copy !req
123. He's ... he's ...
he's doing a box.Copy !req
124. Uh-oh. No more glitter.Copy !req
125. I'll have to run and get the
emergency supply from the car.Copy !req
126. - Guard my girl, Steven.
- Sadie, come back here!Copy !req
127. - I can't wait for this mystery act!
- You think it's a juggler?Copy !req
128. Maybe they'll juggle something sharp.Copy !req
129. I'm gonna have my phone ready
in case someone gets hurt.Copy !req
130. - Sadie!
- Uh! I-I can't breathe!Copy !req
131. Okay, okay,
if you're not gonna come backCopy !req
132. and let me work on you,
then let's work on the routine.Copy !req
133. - Okay, just let me ...
- Oh, no! You ruined my lipstick!Copy !req
134. Never fear!
Steven's here!Copy !req
135. - Sadie, why did you do that?
- Because!Copy !req
136. - You're just as bad as my mom!
- What?Copy !req
137. Please, mom, don't make me do this.Copy !req
138. Make you?
You said you wanted to sing!Copy !req
139. Yeah! I did! I did!
I did! I did!Copy !req
140. Just like I say lots of things!Copy !req
141. Like, "hey, mom, swimming
looks fun!" Then bam!Copy !req
142. Suddenly, I'm anchoring a 400-meter
relay for the Beach City Seals!Copy !req
143. "Hey, mom, I thought signing up
for softball would be nice!"Copy !req
144. Six birthdays later, I'm still gettingCopy !req
145. nothing but kneepads
and batting helmets!Copy !req
146. "Hey, mom, I want to sing
in this year's Beach-a-Palooza,"Copy !req
147. And what do I get?
This!Copy !req
148. I just thought for once,
I'd get to do things my way,Copy !req
149. but you came in and took over
everything, like you always do.Copy !req
150. I just wanted everyone to know
how talented my daughter is.Copy !req
151. This is not your daughter.Copy !req
152. I'm sorry. I ...Copy !req
153. Next up, the one
you've all been waiting for.Copy !req
154. The one! The only!
Mystery guest!Copy !req
155. How did I let this happen?Copy !req
156. I don't want to do this!Copy !req
157. You never did.
I-It was always me.Copy !req
158. Give it up for...Copy !req
159. Looks like you called it, gunga.Copy !req
160. That "mystery guest" bit
had Steven written all over it.Copy !req