1. S01xE09 - "Tiger Millionaire"
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2. How could you possibly think
punching a blood polyp was a good idea?
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3. Look at all the gunk you got
on me! And look at Steven.
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4. - It's not so bad once you get used to it.
- See? He likes it!
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5. He certainly won't
like it when it hardens.
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6. - Uh... what? I'm gonna go wash.
- He shouldn't have been
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7. - so close in the first place.
- How was I supposed to know they'd pop?
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8. - Uh, guys?
- You're always putting us in danger
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9. with your little outbursts!
Oh, you are just... so... childish!
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10. Yeah, yeah.
Don't forget "reckless,"
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11. "vulgar,"loudmouth," and that's just
what makes me so awesome, right, Garnet?
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12. Amethyst,
you are a Crystal Gem.
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13. - You need to act like it.
- Fine.
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14. I think we really
got through to her.
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15. - Right, Garnet?
- Guys?
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16. Huh? Wha?
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17. Amethyst?
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18. For those of you
befuddled by the events of
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19. athleticism, you're about to
see the Purple Puma
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20. is the single, most-hated
wrestler in Beach City
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21. - underground's history!
- What?
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22. All right, ladies and gentlemen.
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23. Let's introduce his opponent ...
or should I say victim?
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24. - The Lochness Blogster!
- I'm...
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25. going to end your reign of terror!
Yaah!
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26. - Ugh.
- Well, now, that ... that was quick.
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27. Yeah, yeah, I don't like it,
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28. either, but hey, what do you do?
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29. Amethyst!
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30. What are you doing here?
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31. - Are you a secret wrestler?
- Yeah.
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32. But how?
But when? But why?
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33. Come here.
Let me explain something to you.
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34. In the ring, nobody can tell me what to do!
And if they try, I hit 'em in
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35. - the face with a chair!
- And people... like that?
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36. Like it?
They love it!
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37. Well, they hate it, but it's
all part of the fun, you know?
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38. E-everyone here... gets that.
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39. You don't know what it's
like having Pearl and Garnet
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40. - on your back all the time!
- Are you kidding me?
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41. Oh, Steven, I told you before
not to take peanut butter on missions!
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42. I'm not going to
say anything, but I expect you
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43. to understand that that was wrong.
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44. Let me be a wrestler with you!
I'm so stifled!
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45. Well, I haven't won
the tag-team belt yet, but you
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46. - can't tell Pearl and Garnet.
- Deal!
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47. Are you ready?
Presenting...
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48. Tiger Millionaire ... rich, feline
industrialist from jungle island!
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49. Once the single child of the wealthy
Tiger family, he clawed out his own destiny
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50. - making money in the coconut mines.
- Wow! You just came up with all that?
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51. - Well, yeah. What's your back story?
- Pumas are cool.
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52. Uh...
W-we'll workshop that later.
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53. Two local heroes in the ring tonight.
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54. They build hospitals for
the sick, and they build muscles
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55. that look slick. Give it up for
Concrete Heat and Chunk Truck!
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56. Facing off against the
Purple Puma and our newest,
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57. mew-est competitor...
Tiger Millionaire!
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58. - That little guy's gonna get creamed.
- From here, he kinda looks like Steven.
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59. - Yeah, right.
- Steven, wait.
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60. I'm just using you to get the tag-team
belt. I'll do all the actual fighting.
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61. - Do I still get to wear the costume?
- I don't care.
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62. Okay!
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63. Ooh, a devastating move by Puma!
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64. U-uh, Purple ...
Purple Puma! Look out!
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65. What a gross misuse of safety
equipment and your tax dollars.
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66. - That's not fair.
- It may not seem fair,
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67. - but hey, anything goes in wrestling.
- It does?
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68. Oh, yes, it does!
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69. Looks like this
Tiger's got to turn cheetah!
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70. Hey, chunk truck!
I'll give you a million
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71. - jungle bucks to throw the match!
- What's this? It looks like Tiger Millionaire
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72. - is offering a bribe!
- Why, we could fill 1,000 potholes with ...
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73. Oh, snap!
Did you see that?
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74. Oh-h!
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75. - Oh! I mean, just, wow.
- Way to go, Tiger!
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76. Ye-eah!
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77. Record-breaking heat tonight, folks.
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78. Could it be? Tiger Millionaire
has bought out our soda stand.
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79. Maybe he'll share with
his thirsty fa... oh!
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80. Now there's no sodas for anybody.
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81. Wha... and now he's
putting on galoshes?
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82. Wow, folks. This is really
hard to watch.
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83. Classic. Tiger! Hey, Tiger!
W-would you sign this?
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84. - It'd be so rad!
- You couldn't afford it!
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85. Who-o-o-a.
Never thought I'd live to see the day
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86. when a contender
turned on his own fans.
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87. I thought we
were just having fun!
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88. Tiger Millionaire, you are the
cruelest creature on the planet!
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89. Hey, Tiger! Are you
ready to win our final match?
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90. Amethyst, am I... the cruelest
creature on the planet?
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91. Oh, Steven. Those are just words people
use to describe how they feel about you.
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92. Listen, Steven. You can't let
anyone make you feel like garbage.
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93. - Is that how you feel?
- I only feel how I want to feel.
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94. Ladies and gentlemen, fans of wrestling,
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95. welcome to the tag-team
championship!
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96. In the ring tonight ... they've
stomped their way
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97. through the tournament and into
our hearts. Give it up, y'all.
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98. Give it up for Dashing Dave Doober
and Handsome Hank Hackleschmidt!
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99. Only one thing would
make these men look better, folks ...
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100. it's the tag-team belts! But...
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101. standing in their way, the
ruthless kings of the jungle.
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102. They'll eat your kids and
fire your parents! Oooh!
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103. Yes, it could only be...
the Purple Puma...
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104. and Tiger Millionaire!
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105. Don't you dare hurt
those men, you monsters!
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106. Man, people are
really hating on Tiger M.
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107. He's awful because
he hurt me specifically!
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108. Pearl? Uh, Garnet?
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109. - What are you doing?
- What are we doing? What is this?
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110. I thought we
could use some promotion.
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111. Looks like we have some new opponents!
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112. No, you don't!
This match is cancelled.
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113. - What?
- What? Why?
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114. Why? I can't believe you've
been sneaking off to this ...
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115. this ... circus of violence!
And you!
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116. Using your gem powers on humans?
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117. It's not enough that
you're on my case all the time?
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118. - You have to ruin this for me, too?
- We're not here to fight.
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119. Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
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120. - Steven, Amethyst...
- What?
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121. - ... go back to the temple.
- I don't wanna!
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122. Don't do this.
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123. Guys! Stop!
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124. Wait! I want to tell you
Purple Puma's back story.
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125. He was the wildest cat in the jungle ...
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126. so wild, the other
cats couldn't take it.
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127. So she ... I mean, he ...
went to look for somewhere
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128. he fit in ... somewhere
with other people who
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129. - felt misunderstood.
- That really sounds like Steven.
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130. - Shh!
- That's why we're all here ...
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131. to be wild and free and
body-slam each other
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132. and wear cool costumes and make
up nicknames, and ... and ...
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133. uh, so... can't we just... have this?
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134. Can't we just... wrestle?
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135. No.
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136. Because... we are...
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137. the notorious o-order of...
wrestling haters.
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138. That's right.
Um... we want to stop
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139. all wrestling everywhere!
You're going to let us destroy all wrestling?
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140. You got to save wrestling!
Come on!
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141. Tiger! Puma!
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142. Tiger! Puma!
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143. We'll stop you!
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144. What a stunning turnaround!
The jungle duo are fighting back!
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145. And they've taken down
Captain Square. But wait. Wait.
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146. It's the ... it's the
good-looking gang with a ladder!
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147. A-are they planning to steal the belt?
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148. No! Ooh, they're
actually helping Tiger up!
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149. - He's climbing an actual...
- Sorry for, um... sorry.
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150. - Same here.
- Tiger Millionaire has claimed
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151. the tag-team belts!
Tiger and Puma have won the
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152. - championship and saved wrestling!
- Lars, I'm really confused.
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153. I love you, Tiger Millionaire.
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