1. 2x02 - "Story for Steven"
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2. Whoo! Go, Dad!
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3. See? What'd I tell you?
I may be losing my hair, but
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4. the magic's still there. Hmm?
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5. Who's with
you in this old picture?
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6. - That's my pal Marty.
- You've never told me about him.
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7. Yeah, he's just an old
amigo from way back when.
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8. - He's dead to me.
- Who was he?
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9. He was my manager back
when I first met your mom.
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10. I've told you that
whole story, haven't I?
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11. Not the version with Marty.
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12. Geesh. Then it's story time.
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13. Sit back. Get comfy.
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14. - I didn't mean that comfy.
- Story for Steven!
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15. Okay, okay.
This is the tale of how your
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16. father met your mother.
Now including Marty.
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17. Thanks for coming, everybody.
I'm Mr. Universe.
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18. If you liked what you just
heard, go check out our
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19. merch table.
My manager, Marty, can hook
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20. you up with CDs and T-shirts.
Oh, wait.
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21. He's not there. I guess
I'm going over there now.
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22. - "Space train to the cosmos."
- Yeah!
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23. Oh. But how will you get back?
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24. - Back?
- Back to Earth?
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25. - I'm never coming back.
- Ugh, that's awful!
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26. - This is your home.
- Uh...
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27. You want that?
You can have it!
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28. - Hmm?
- Oh, and it comes with
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29. a free T-shirt! You'll
probably need a bigger one.
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30. I've got an extra extra-large
in my van. Stay right there!
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31. Starchild!
Meet Vidalia.
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32. Nice van.
Really living the high life.
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33. - So, how was the show?
- It was great!
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34. One person showed up! Oh!
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35. I have to give her this free T... shirt.
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36. Greg! You can't give stuff away
for free! What about my 75%?
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37. 75% of nothing is nothing!
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38. Are you worth nothing?
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39. - No.
- That's right!
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40. I'm gonna make us both rich!
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41. And as far as these saltwater saps know,
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42. we already are!
So let's live it up before
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43. we hit the road, all right?
Next stop ... Empire City!
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44. You know... I'll catch up with you.
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45. - Maybe she's over there?
- Whooo?
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46. Oh, just some giant
mysterious lady with enormous
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47. pink hair.
You haven't seen anyone
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48. - like that around, have you?
- Sure have, pal.
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49. - Wh-Where?
- Well, uh...
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50. if I told you any more,
I'd have to kill you!
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51. Hoo hoo hoo!
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52. Hey! Wait!
Hold on a sec!
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53. Whoa! Ugh.
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54. This long-haired
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55. human was talking to
me over by the fence.
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56. - It spoke to you?
- He was asking about Rose.
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57. Look! There he is!
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58. - Yo.
- Amethyst! Wait!
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59. It's you!
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60. I've never seen
this one around here before.
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61. - Oh, I really like your hair.
- Amethyst, leave him be!
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62. You don't know where he's been!
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63. I'm very sorry about this, uh, you?
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64. - Whoa!
- Oh, Amethyst.
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65. - You're with a human.
- He followed me over the fence.
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66. What should we do?
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67. - State your purpose.
- Uh, I was kind of looking
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68. for the mysterious pink lady,
kind of really tall,
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69. - lots of big, curly hair.
- See?
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70. - He's talking about Ro...
- I don't know how
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71. - to make him go away.
- I'll just throw him
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72. - back over the fence.
- Huh? Oh! Who-o-a!
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73. Excellent idea.
Humans should stay on
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74. the other side of the
fence like the sign says.
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75. - Please! No throwing!
- Wait!
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76. - Mr. Universe?
- It's you.
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77. Whoa. Ow!
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78. Are you all right?
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79. - You know this human?
- He was playing a concert
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80. on the beach, and...
I couldn't help myself.
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81. No one could ignore the Universe.
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82. Oh! I brought you this!
It's the free T-shirt that
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83. - came with your free CD!
- Why, thank you!
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84. His gimmick is space!
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85. Hey, play
something, music man!
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86. - Better make it good.
- Aw, man.
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87. I'm working on this awesome new set.
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88. It's gonna kill at my next show.
"Next show"?
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89. Aw, geez.
What time is it?
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90. - Night... time?
- Yeah, Marty's probably
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91. looking for me. We're
supposed to hit the road.
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92. It's a big show in a big city,
and I didn't drop out of
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93. - community college for nothing!
- What?
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94. Well, you better hurry.
You don't want to miss your
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95. - space train to the cosmos.
- Okay!
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96. I'll see you later!
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97. Uh, I hope the stars will align
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98. - for us to meet again!
- I'm sure they will!
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99. Bye, music man!
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100. I can sing.
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101. What?
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102. Man, Greg, you really missed out.
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103. Vidalia's friends were wild and crazy.
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104. - Glad that town wasn't a total waste.
- I met some wild ladies, too.
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105. They change shape and
appear out of beams of light.
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106. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Save the poetry for Empire City,
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107. starchild. We've got a big
day ahead of us tomorrow.
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108. I'm serious, Marty.
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109. - Something's going on back there.
- Are you nuts?
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110. Just wait till you
see what's ahead of us.
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111. It's fame!
Hey, what's jammed in your
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112. tape deck? You been
putting pennies in here,
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113. you weirdo?
Play something for me, Starchild.
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114. Snore! You're gonna put
people to sleep with that!
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115. Where's this schlock coming from?
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116. I-I just can't stop thinking
about that woman at the show.
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117. Oh, here we go.
How big was she?
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118. - 8 feet tall... massive hair.
- See, Greg, this is your problem.
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119. You want one huge woman
when you can have
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120. - multiple smaller ones.
- Ugh.
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121. - Marty, women are people.
- Just follow my lead.
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122. I'm gonna get you everything you want.
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123. - What if I want to go back?
- What?
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124. What if I want to go
back and be with her?
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125. No one cares about your feelings, Greg!
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126. They're making you lose sight
of what's really important!
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127. Watch the road!
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128. Why do you always
decide what's important?
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129. Because I'm your manager, and
you're just some spaced-out kid!
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130. I'm taking you to the city, and
you're gonna play, and you're
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131. gonna like it. Maybe you'll
even make me some money for once.
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132. Get out of my van.
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133. - Sit down, Greg.
- I said, get out of my van!
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134. Ooh! What are you doing?
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135. You're making a huge mistake!
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136. Hey! Are you in there?
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137. I can play for you now! I even
revamped my awesome set!
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138. This one's for you, mystery woman!
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139. Oh!
You're wearing the... shirt.
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140. - Please go away.
- I-I'm sorry.
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141. Did I...?
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142. You're awfully cute.
And I really want to play with you.
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143. But your life is short, and you
have dreams. I won't let you give up
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144. - on everything you want.
- Well, that's gonna be a problem.
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145. - Huh?
- You're everything I want!
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146. - What are you smiling about?
- You loved her!
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147. Come here, you!
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148. - Rah!
- Oh, man.
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149. - Marty was the worst!
- Oh, yeah.
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150. He was awful!
But I guess I owe him a lot.
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151. - He made it easy for me to stay.
- I'm glad you did.
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152. Yeah, me too.
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