1. 1x46 - "The Message"
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2. Whoo!
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3. - That sounded great!
- Aw, thanks.
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4. I'm thinking about calling it
"Water witch."
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5. - Cool!
- And check this out.
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6. I can add some vocal distortion, too.
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7. Steven, your dad's a robot now.
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8. And now that I'm a robot,
things will be better and colder.
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9. Please forgive me for
being an amazing machine.
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10. I can't stay mad at my Robo Dad!
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11. Where's all this awesome
energy coming from?
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12. Actually, I was inspired
to make some new songs
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13. after the ocean got sucked
up into space a while back.
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14. I even drew up some
freaky album artwork.
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15. It looks like...
Lapis Lazuli.
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16. Easy with the tender touches.
Don't want it to get all smudged.
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17. Here, plug this up and help your
old man work out this witchy jam.
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18. Yeah!
L-e-e-et's jam!
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19. - Uh... where my jams at?
- I don't think it's plugged in.
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20. Aha!
Boop! All right.
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21. Here we go!
L-e-e-et's jam!
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22. Uh... Hmm.
Jam!
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23. - Mm. J-a-a-a-am!
- Oh! Sorry.
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24. That's just the TV. See?
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25. You plugged into the video jack.
We're making audio here.
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26. Don't you know?
"Video killed the audio star."
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27. I have no idea what
you're talking about.
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28. That's okay.
You leave the details to me.
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29. When you're a one-man band, you
got to know how to do it all ...
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30. lyrics, graphic design,
forum moderation.
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31. But for me it was all about the audio!
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32. What a lovely poem.
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33. Okay!
We need a catchy hook ...
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34. Now give the phone to me.
Lapis was not mean.
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35. She was just trying to get home.
How about this instead?
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36. Uh, what the heck is that?
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37. Must be some kind of weird feedback.
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38. Hmm...
It's not us.
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39. I think it's coming from the temple.
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40. - Let's check it out.
- Uh, you go on ahead.
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41. If this is a gem thing, I
don't want to get in the way.
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42. Plus, I got to eat
the rest of this pizza.
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43. Good thinking!
I'll be back.
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44. - Ow! What's happening?
- It's the wailing stone!
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45. - Make it stop!
- It just activated on its own!
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46. It won't shut off!
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47. Stand back!
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48. Huh? It worked!
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49. Now we can ...
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50. Bwaaaaaah!
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51. I don't understand.
That thing has lain dormant
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52. - since we found it.
- I haven't heard a wailing stone
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53. activate since we used
them for the rebellion.
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54. And I've never
heard it sound like that!
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55. Someone is trying to
send us a message.
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56. But who?
We've rounded up all
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57. the wailing stones on Earth,
and we're not sending
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58. this signal to ourselves!
Unless...
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59. - Amethyst, is this a prank?
- No way!
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60. I want it to stop!
I don't like it!
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61. If it's not coming
from Earth, then a gem must be
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62. - sending this message from space.
- Is that... what some
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63. - gems sound like?
- No, no.
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64. We should be hearing a voice.
Maybe this signal is too
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65. advanced for the
wailing stone to process.
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66. That would explain the distorted audio.
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67. Audio?
My Daddio knows audio!
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68. - Eh, you mean Greg?
- Yeah.
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69. - I don't know.
- Don't whine. Let's try it.
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70. I can't believe it!
You need help with sound stuff?
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71. You've come to the right guy!
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72. Aha! The Lubitz cardioid condenser 680!
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73. It's got warm tones without too
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74. - much top-end.
- Uh, plus it's got
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75. - a big honkin' sponge thing.
- I know! Isn't it awesome?
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76. Now I'm gonna add some reverb
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77. and some low-octave effects.
I'm also adding some fuzz,
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78. 'cause who couldn't use more fuzz?
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79. Now, if I directly input the
wailing stone and run it through
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80. a flanger, we might get what
you're looking for.
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81. Flangers aside, do
you really think a signal
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82. like this is compatible
with your analog devices?
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83. Don't worry, Dad.
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84. It'll work!
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85. Well, here goes nothin'.
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86. - This is even worse!
- I'm sorry!
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87. Dad, you can do it!
You're the audio daddio!
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88. Yeah!
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89. It ... It sounds
like... music.
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90. Yeah!
That's real nice.
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91. Yes! Yes!
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92. - Whoo-hoo!
- But it's not supposed
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93. to be music.
It's supposed to be a message.
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94. Okay, hold on.
I got this.
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95. - It's... changing!
- It almost sounds like a voice.
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96. Almost got it!
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97. Ugh! Oh, great.
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98. What's happening?
Where's the signal?
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99. Uh, looks like the van
battery couldn't handle all this.
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100. I had a feeling this wouldn't work.
There's just no way Greg's
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101. equipment can interface with our
ancient gem technology.
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102. Aw, come on, Pearl!
You can't be ready to give up yet!
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103. Look, we just got to keep trying.
Sure, we don't have the latest
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104. and greatest "gem tech" but...
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105. It's okay, Greg.
You tried.
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106. Back to the temple.
We'll figure something else out.
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107. - What a waste of time.
- See ya later, Gregory.
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108. Aw, come on, y'all!
Hup! Oof!
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109. - I really blew it, huh?
- Aw, Dad...
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110. Eh. That's a "B" side.
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111. Dad, I hate seeing
you like this.
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112. There's got to be
something else we can try.
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113. Eh, I don't know, Steven.
I mean, sound and stuff like this?
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114. This stuff's my whole world.
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115. And if I can't figure this out, then...
maybe it isn't even sound.
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116. But, Dad, if it isn't sound, then...
what else could it be?
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117. Hmm...
Hmm...
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118. Wait.
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119. Wh-a-a-a-at?
D-a-a-a-ad!
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120. I'm not that far away from you, buddy.
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121. - What if it's...
- Uh, some other thing
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122. I'm not good at?
Magic...
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123. eyeballs?
Oh, my days! It's video!
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124. We have to tell the gems!
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125. - Vide-o-o-o-o!
- Hey! Slow down!
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126. I just want to help!
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127. Have some faith in ...
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128. - We over here.
- I know my audio equipment
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129. seems like a pile of Earth
junk to y'all, but I ...
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130. - Greg, it's okay.
- No, it's not!
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131. You guys don't give up on
anything ... except for me!
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132. Come on! It's not like
I can make it any worse!
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133. Go for it, Garnet.
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134. - Okay, Amethyst, try it now.
- Never started a car
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135. with a key before.
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136. That's way easier!
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137. The battery's ready to go.
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138. The wailing stone's ready!
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139. Ready with the video cord, Steven?
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140. Ready!
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141. - Is that it?
- Just a second...
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142. I ... I hear something.
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143. Come on...
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144. - Steven!
- Lapis?
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145. - I did it!
- I can't believe my
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146. - flipping eyes!
- Everyone, listen up!
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147. I hope you're able to hear this.
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148. There's a gem that's looking for you.
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149. She even knew your name.
I don't know how ...
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150. I didn't tell her, I swear!
She's on her way to Earth.
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151. And she's not alone!
Steven, home world...
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152. it's not the way it used to be.
Everything here is so advanced!
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153. I can't even understand it!
There's no way anything on Earth
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154. can stand up to it!
Please don't put up a fight!
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155. It will only lead to devastation!
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156. It's Peridot. She must
be talking about Peridot.
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157. - She's coming for us!
- Lapis...
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158. - she sounds so unhappy.
- I really cannot believe...
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159. Seriously bad news!
What are we gonna do?
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160. - Whew!
- Wha?
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161. - We did it.
- What?
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162. - We got the message.
- But ...
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163. It's got.
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164. Thank you, Greg.
We would not have received this
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165. - message without your help.
- You ... You're welcome.
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166. My Dad is...
the best!
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167. Oh, my gosh!
Steven's a robot! Help!
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168. I can't relate to my robot son!
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169. My mind is the internet.
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170. I know every continuity mistake
ever made on television.
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