1. 1x44 - "Marble Madness"
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2. Can I look yet?
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3. Okay.
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4. Books!
Whoa! Cool cover.
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5. It's my favorite series.
It's about this girl named Lisa,
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6. and she's a witch.
I mean, she doesn't know she's
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7. a witch at first.
And she has a familiar, which is
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8. sort of like this spirit companion
that everyone in the world has,
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9. and hers is a talking
falcon named Archimicarus.
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10. Anyways, she goes on this quest
to find her father after
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11. he's kidnapped by a
mysterious one-eyed man.
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12. - Whoa! Mystery!
- Here, let me get you started.
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13. "Chapter one: The morning thief.
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14. Lisa awoke with a start,
the echoes of her dreams still
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15. dancing in her mind.
The low rumble of thunder
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16. murmured through the quiet house."
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17. Whoa!
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18. - This is a really good book.
- Uh... okay.
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19. "The house was deathly still.
The only sound Lisa could hear
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20. was her own heartbeat
pounding in her ears.
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21. The hairs on her neck tingled
when suddenly..."
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22. What the...
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23. What was that?
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24. - It's one of the marble robots!
- What?
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25. Huh?
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26. - Amethyst! Pearl!
- Hyah!
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27. - You okay?
- I love hanging out at your place.
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28. - Pearl, do you think this was ...
- One of Peridot's machines?
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29. Yes, I think so, only ...
we've never seen one this big before.
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30. - Or this gooey.
- Amethyst, we need to be careful.
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31. We don't know what this stuff is.
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32. Oh, no. Don't you
dare get that stuff on me!
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33. Goop hug!
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34. Come here, Pearl!
I love you, Pearl!
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35. Peridot. Is that the
gem you told me about ...
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36. the one that's trying
to come to Earth?
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37. Yeah, we stopped her
before, but I guess she can
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38. still shoot stuff here from space.
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39. So, what do you think it was here to do?
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40. We destroyed it.
That's all that matters.
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41. Hmm.
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42. Goop hug!
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43. Connie!
The Steven Universe boy
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44. would like to speak with you.
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45. I swear that's not his real name.
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46. Hi, Steven. What's up?
Have you read more
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47. - "Unfamiliar familiar"?
- Yeah, but I'm ...
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48. Isn't it amazing?
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49. - How far did you get?
- I'm in the middle
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50. of one of them, but I'm really confused.
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51. They keep talking about this
plinkman guy who died.
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52. - Am I supposed to know who he is?
- Plinkman?
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53. But that's Lisa's dad.
Steven, you're reading them
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54. - in order, right?
- There's an order?
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55. Aw, man. I just started with
the one with the coolest cover.
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56. Hello?
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57. Connie?
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58. What the...
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59. Something
entered the atmosphere.
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60. Up there!
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61. It's another one of those things!
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62. It landed on mask island.
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63. - Come on!
- Connie, I'm gonna call you back!
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64. Is it looking for a warp?
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65. We have to stop it!
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66. Yeesh.
What are these things trying to do?
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67. We're not really that sure.
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68. - It's not trying to do anything now.
- Mm.
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69. Okay, so, you read the first
three books in order.
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70. - Do you... like them?
- Of course!
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71. They're awesome!
I really love Lisa's familiar.
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72. He's my favorite.
I'm just confused about
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73. - one thing, though.
- Mm, what's that?
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74. - What is a familiar?
- Nooo.
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75. Was that another one
of those marble things?
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76. - Yeah.
- Grrr! What is with these things?
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77. - This is like the fifth one this week.
- We'll find it in the desert.
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78. Connie, talk later.
Wait, you guys! Wait for me!
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79. Stop coming here, you stupid balls!
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80. Yeah, let it out! Get crazy!
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81. - Wah!
- Guys, guys, guys!
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82. Stop!
How many more of these things
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83. - are you gonna have to fight?
- We don't know!
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84. They just keep coming and
coming, and we don't even know
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85. what they are!
We don't know anything!
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86. Th-That's okay.
I-I don't know anything all the time.
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87. It's like my whole life.
But I've got you guys to tell me
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88. about gem stuff, Connie can explain what
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89. familiars are, and Dad
tells me weird Dad stuff.
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90. But nobody knows what
these things are here to do.
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91. Well... it probably does.
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92. - What?
- We could follow it
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93. - and see where it goes.
- Are you nuts?
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94. Who knows what could go wrong?
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95. We can't fight
these things forever.
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96. Well, we can, but I don't want to.
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97. - Let's do it Steven's way.
- Yeah!
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98. We're dead.
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99. All right, big guy.
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100. - Mush.
- Oh, oh, oh!
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101. Whoo-hoo!
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102. Kindergarten.
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103. Oh, why here?
This site has been damaged
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104. enough by the gems that were
incubated here 6,000 years ago.
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105. That's it! It's confirmed!
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106. - This thing is up to no good.
- Wait!
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107. We don't even know what it's
doing here.
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108. Can't we just see where it wants to go?
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109. - Garnet.
- Mm...
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110. - Steven's way.
- Ugh.
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111. What does it want here?
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112. Maybe it just wants
to see where Amethyst was made.
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113. Maybe it should
mind its own business.
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114. I don't like this at all.
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115. - But ...
- I'm kind of with
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116. - Pearl on this one.
- Aw, come on.
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117. Can't you feel this guy's funky flow?
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118. - He's a funk master.
- I can't believe we're doing this.
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119. Why'd you stop, little buddy?
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120. - Something's happening.
- Whoa!
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121. Yes!
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122. See? I knew we'd find
something cool! Let's go.
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123. Hey, guys. Goin' down?
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124. - Are you okay?
- What is all this?
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125. What's that sound?
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126. Establish gem-projection
link with control room.
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127. Plug robonoid has successfully
landed on planet Earth and
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128. entered prime kindergarten
control room in Facet 5.
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129. We'll proceed to perform
status-check of kindergarten.
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130. It's Peridot.
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131. Is she trying to
re-activate the kindergarten?
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132. Doesn't she know it'll destroy
all life on Earth?
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133. - Why don't we ask her?
- Shh!
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134. Steven, we're facing an enemy
we don't know,
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135. a technology we don't understand.
This isn't the time to be
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136. - asking questions.
- Really sounds like it is.
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137. Okay, here's the plan ...
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138. we can't let her see us,
so we wait for an opening.
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139. When she's distracted,
we destroy the power
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140. source on the far wall.
Steven stays here.
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141. - Hmm.
- Hmm.
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142. Steven!
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143. Now accounting for all
operational injectors.
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144. Checking for aberrations
in perimeter.
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145. This gem tech is simply archaic.
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146. Uh, I don't know.
I think it looks pretty cool.
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147. Hi. I'm Steven.
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148. There appears to be an infestation
of..."Stevens" in the kindergarten.
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149. Aw, I'm not so bad
once you get to know me.
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150. And how many more Stevens
are present in this area?
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151. Oh.
Just me.
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152. Ah, that's a relief.
So, tell me, have Stevens
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153. replaced humans as the
dominant species on Earth?
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154. Oh, no, there's lots of humans.
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155. There's my Dad, Connie, Lars,
and Sadie, the mailman, Onion ...
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156. I think.
Lots of people!
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157. - Hmm.
- Now I get to ask a question.
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158. What are you doing?
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159. Mm.
Just picking up where we left off.
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160. A gem?
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161. More?
But the red eye didn't report
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162. the presence of any gems on this planet.
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163. That's because we destroyed it.
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164. You what?
But the records say that gems
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165. were wiped out on Earth.
Wait a minute.
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166. You're the ones that have been
destroying my plug robonoids!
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167. Are you the reason the
homeworld warp is down again?
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168. Is this your bizarre icon?
Ohh!
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169. Why do you keep destroying my things?
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170. Because we are the Crystal Gems!
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171. We're still alive, and
we're still the guardians
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172. of this planet and all
its living creatures!
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173. The Crystal Gems?
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174. Stop! How dare you?
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175. I'm doing this one way or another.
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176. You're just
making it really difficult!
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177. Amethyst, now!
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178. - Destroy!
- I'm reporting this!
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179. Is it over?
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180. Okay.
I-I might have gone a little
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181. - too far this time.
- Well, Steven, you weren't
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182. completely wrong.
We learned something new because
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183. - of your decisions.
- All right!
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184. But, yeah, this
was a pretty bad idea.
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185. Aw, man.
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