1. 1x34 - "Watermelon Steven"Copy !req
2. Look, dad! I'm Amadeus!Copy !req
3. My father ...Copy !req
4. - he disapproves of me!
- Ha! Well, check this out.Copy !req
5. Ta-da!Copy !req
6. - Betcha can't top that!
- Bet I can!Copy !req
7. Beat that!Copy !req
8. Huh. That was impressive, my son.Copy !req
9. But the name of the game
ain't distance nor accuracy.Copy !req
10. - It ain't?
- No, Steven.Copy !req
11. This challenge is all about
who can spit the coolest.Copy !req
12. Allow me to demonstrate.Copy !req
13. Wow, dad!Copy !req
14. Uh, dad? You okay?Copy !req
15. Help me, son.Copy !req
16. Ohh!Copy !req
17. - Beat that.
- What?Copy !req
18. You're asking for it.Copy !req
19. You're really asking for it.Copy !req
20. Hurricane... spin... spit!Copy !req
21. - My hurricane spin spit is unbeatable.
- By jove! It's full of seeds!Copy !req
22. - Dad?
- Congratulations, son.Copy !req
23. You win by a mile.Copy !req
24. I crown thee your
watermelajesty.Copy !req
25. My liege.Copy !req
26. Huh?
Holy watermelon!Copy !req
27. Huh?Copy !req
28. Is this...Copy !req
29. Can't be. They're me!
They're all me!Copy !req
30. Hmm.
This is really impressive.Copy !req
31. I suppose.
Your mother had the powerCopy !req
32. to grow sentient plant life
to act as her defenders.Copy !req
33. But Rose's plants moved and stuff.Copy !req
34. - These guys don't do... anything.
- Amethyst, be careful.Copy !req
35. This one's just a baby.
Aww! Look at him.Copy !req
36. - So precious.
- Ugh!Copy !req
37. Ohh. This is really weird.Copy !req
38. What are we gonna do
with all of them?Copy !req
39. There.
That's a mighty fine-lookingCopy !req
40. table, right, baby melon?Copy !req
41. - Mm-Hmm.
- Steven! What's going on here?Copy !req
42. - You got a permit for this setup?
- Oh!Copy !req
43. Uh, hey, Mr. Smiley.
Um... here.Copy !req
44. Try one of my
watermelon Stevens!Copy !req
45. Hmm.
Yeah, I don't ... I don't know.Copy !req
46. It's kind of weird-looking.
Uh, but...Copy !req
47. I'll go ahead and accept
your bribe.Copy !req
48. - Hey, there.
- Hey, Steven.Copy !req
49. - What's all this about?
- Just a little sideCopy !req
50. - project I got going on.
- Oh, really?Copy !req
51. That's great.Copy !req
52. How'd you get such
handsome watermelons?Copy !req
53. Let's just say there's a little StevenCopy !req
54. in every one of them.Copy !req
55. Great sales pitch, dude.
So, how much for one?Copy !req
56. How much?
Uh, I was just gonna giveCopy !req
57. - you one, Sadie.
- Come on. I insist.Copy !req
58. I love supporting local businesses.Copy !req
59. Whoa!
What's going on here?Copy !req
60. - Hey, Ronaldo.
- Don't mind me.Copy !req
61. Just doing some live blogging
about your weird watermelons.Copy !req
62. "Check... out... these weirdCopy !req
63. watermelon guys down...Copy !req
64. by... the funland...Copy !req
65. entrance.Copy !req
66. - It's... really... "
- Steven, you shouldn't keepCopy !req
67. your customers waiting like this.Copy !req
68. I'll just give you five bucks
and take one, okay?Copy !req
69. - Sadie, wai...
- What?Copy !req
70. You're only selling them for $5?Copy !req
71. Hey, everybody!
Come get a watermelon Steven!Copy !req
72. He's practically giving them away!Copy !req
73. Hurry before they're gone forever!Copy !req
74. And another and anotherCopy !req
75. and another and another.Copy !req
76. Cool. 100 pieces of money.Copy !req
77. Oh. Hey, Onion.Copy !req
78. Um... you want... my money?Copy !req
79. Oh! Sorry for the misunderstanding.Copy !req
80. I'm all out of
watermelon Stevens.Copy !req
81. Sorry, Onion.
Baby melon is not for sale.Copy !req
82. Onio-o-o-o-n!Copy !req
83. Give me back my baby melon!Copy !req
84. My baby melon!Copy !req
85. My precious. I...
thought I'd never see you again.Copy !req
86. You're... alive?Copy !req
87. I really shouldn't be soCopy !req
88. surprised about this.
Oh, man.Copy !req
89. The other ones must
be alive, too, right?Copy !req
90. "Keep Beach City weird"Copy !req
91. presents...
Oh, hang on a second.Copy !req
92. first ever official
mutant-watermelon autopsy.Copy !req
93. - Ronaldo, stop!
- Steven! Get out of here!Copy !req
94. - You're gonna ruin my websclusive!
- Ronaldo! It's alive!Copy !req
95. - Not for long.
- No! Don't do it!Copy !req
96. Ow!Copy !req
97. What? G-Get away from me!
Stay back!Copy !req
98. No!Copy !req
99. - Ohh! Ooh! Ohh!
- No!Copy !req
100. - Uh, Ronaldo, I'll go get help!
- Steven!Copy !req
101. Is the camera getting all of this?Copy !req
102. Sweet!Copy !req
103. Ohh! Ohh!Copy !req
104. Pearl! Garnet! Amethyst!Copy !req
105. - What?
- My watermelons cameCopy !req
106. to life, and they're attacking people!Copy !req
107. What?Copy !req
108. - Wow.
- You said they're hurting people?Copy !req
109. Rose's plants lived to fight.Copy !req
110. He can't control them.
Steven.Copy !req
111. Get in the house.Copy !req
112. - But ...
- Now.Copy !req
113. Oh, what?
Bring it, melons!Copy !req
114. Gems, do your thing.Copy !req
115. Wait! Don't!
Come on, baby melon.Copy !req
116. We have to stop this.Copy !req
117. Come on.Copy !req
118. Everyone, please stop!Copy !req
119. I'm okay! Look!
You don't have to fight anymore!Copy !req
120. They're gonna put me
in the ground!Copy !req
121. No!Copy !req
122. Those flowers are lovely!Copy !req
123. Let go of my spear,
you little twerps!Copy !req
124. I'll destroy you!Copy !req
125. This is bad, baby melly.Copy !req
126. How do we end this carnage?Copy !req
127. Baby... melon?Copy !req
128. Ah, let me through, you melon heads.Copy !req
129. Ba-Baby melon.Copy !req
130. I understand. You stopped theCopy !req
131. watermelons from
fighting everyone else...Copy !req
132. by making them fight you.Copy !req
133. Look at what you've done!Copy !req
134. You think I wanted this?
You should all be ashamed!Copy !req
135. He knew this is what it would
take to calm your rage.Copy !req
136. He understood true loyalty.Copy !req
137. Go!
Think about what you've done.Copy !req
138. And don't come back until youCopy !req
139. understand what he did
for me... for all of us.Copy !req
140. Spoken like a true king.Copy !req
141. They don't need a king.
They're their own melons now.Copy !req