1. 1x28 - "Space Race"
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2. Whoa.
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3. Inactive.
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4. Inactive.
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5. - Inactive.
- Do we have to check all of them?
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6. - They're all still inactive, like always.
- We need to make sure.
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7. I've never seen
so many warp pads before!
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8. I hope I have enough of these
crying breakfast friend stickers.
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9. - Where do all these warp pads go, anyway?
- Well, Steven, these
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10. warp pads were used
to travel off-planet.
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11. They were our connection to the
gem home world and to
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12. Gem-controlled planets all
over the universe.
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13. You mean we could go anywhere
we want in outer space?
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14. Yeah, we could do
that if they weren't all busted.
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15. It's true. The galaxy
warps have all been
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16. inactive for thousands of years.
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17. - Can't we fix them?
- No.
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18. It's fine.
I'll always have my memories of
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19. other worlds. But now I'm
here... on Earth... forever.
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20. - With me!
- Right. With you.
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21. It really is incredible
out there, though.
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22. I wish you could see it, Steven.
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23. tay tuned for another
episode of "Crying breakfast friends."
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24. Yeesh. I must be getting old.
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25. - I used to like cartoons.
- Hey, dad, did you
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26. know the gems used to
travel all over outer space?
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27. Yeah.
They're pretty far out, son.
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28. I think Pearl really misses
going out there.
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29. - Dad, can you help me build a spaceship?
- You know, that might be a
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30. little outside my skill set.
How 'bout a bunk bed with wings?
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31. - I could probably do that.
- No way!
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32. We could totally build a spaceship!
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33. People have done it
before, and we're people.
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34. - We are people.
- And Pearl would love
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35. - it so much to see space again.
- Sure. Why not?
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36. How hurt could we get?
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37. My aunt and uncle had a great
love for aviation and each other.
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38. They cherished the years
they spent together,
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39. and they held on to every
belonging they ever owned ...
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40. kind of like me and my storage shed.
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41. I'm starting to think
our family has a problem.
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42. This is great!
I hereby declare this barn to be...
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43. Universe & Universe's
universe of space travel HQ!
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44. Okay. Now.
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45. - "UUU Space Travel"? What is this?
- We built a spaceship!
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46. - A spaceship?
- A spaceship!
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47. A spaceship?
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48. Now, remember, Steven, if
you run in to any trouble out
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49. there, you can always bail.
There's never any shame in bailing.
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50. Fatherly advice understood!
Thank you, dad.
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51. - Light the engines.
- Roger that!
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52. - Next stop ... outer space!
- Blast-off!
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53. No shame!
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54. I think your
calculations may have been off.
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55. Well, they can't be
off if you don't do any.
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56. Did you really
think this was gonna work?
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57. Mnh-mnh-mnh.
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58. Here. Look. You need
smooth, curving surfaces.
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59. Otherwise, you're never gonna get enough
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60. speed to break Earth's
gravitational pull.
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61. Probably swept-back wings for
supersonic flight, airtight
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62. cockpit with ejector seat, and
we'll need some serious engines,
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63. - or maybe rockets would be better.
- I vote rockets!
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64. Whoa, whoa. Hold on a sec.
We're not actually talking about
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65. - building something like this, right?
- What? This?
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66. Of course not.
That would be ridiculous.
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67. I mean, yes, theoretically,
it's not a stretch.
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68. You've got plenty of spare
parts here, albeit for incredibly
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69. primitive propulsion-based space
travel. The idea is ludicrous.
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70. It would never work,
although several humans,
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71. a monkey, and a dog
did make it into space.
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72. I don't know why I've never
even thought of it before.
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73. - This could actually work!
- Uh...
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74. I hear what you're
saying, and I agree ...
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75. it would be incredibly dangerous,
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76. a full of errant...
this chair is disgusting.
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77. But aren't the true
fools the ones who don't
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78. seize an opportunity, despite
all the inherent risks?
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79. And I'd be able to show Steven
the wonders of the cosmos!
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80. And maybe just for a
second, from a distance,
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81. I could see what's been
going on without me.
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82. All right! Let's do it!
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83. Ooh, space travel!
G-o-o-o-o-o!
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84. Wah-o-o-o-o-o-o-oo!
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85. Ground control to Mach 2.
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86. Come in, Mach 2.
How you doing, buddy?
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87. Wow!
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88. You think we're taking
this a little far?
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89. We're not even close to being done.
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90. - We're not?
- Okay, Steven.
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91. Go ahead and bring her down.
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92. Ugh! Whoo!
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93. Was it supposed to
fall apart like that?
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94. Don't worry. This was
just to test my engine concept.
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95. - I'll work out the kinks in the next one.
- Hang on. Hang on. Next one?
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96. Is there a shop in town that
carries F-1 single-nozzle
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97. - liquid-fueled rockets?
- You really are serious!
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98. Of course! We're also
going to need a space suit for
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99. Steven so he doesn't freeze or explode.
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100. Whoa.
You are not taking him to space.
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101. - Yes, I am.
- No! I'm not allowing it!
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102. But why? This is why
we founded Universe & Universe!
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103. - Steven, you're grounded.
- What?
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104. No, no. I mean you're grounded.
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105. - You don't get to leave Earth.
- Oh. What?
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106. As C.E.O. and supreme space commander,
I hereby ground this astronaut
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107. - and cancel this mission.
- Aw, man! Stupid company by-laws.
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108. - Hey! Who made you C.E.O.?
- He did.
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109. Fine. If neither of you will help,
I'll just do it by myself ...
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110. - not Like it'll be much different.
- Pearl!
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111. I'm sorry, bud. Sometimes you
just got to know when to bail.
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112. Wha...?
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113. Shh! Want to see
something really cool?
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114. No. Don't give him a banana.
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115. That's what he wants.
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116. Presenting the brand-new
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117. ballistic-flight-capable
universe Mach 3!
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118. Spaceship!
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119. Wait, Steven.
Keep your voice down.
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120. - Whoa! It's even got the logo from the van!
- And if your dad asks,
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121. - we'll say we borrowed it.
- Whoa. Look at all the buttons!
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122. - I must press them all.
- If you want, Steven, we could take
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123. her out for an engine check.
It'll be quick.
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124. Wha? What the...?
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125. Pea-a-a-a-rl!
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126. Steven, what are you doing?
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127. Wow! Look!
You can see the temple!
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128. - Mm-hmm.
- Hey, can you hear me?
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129. Where do you two think you're going?
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130. Hey, dad, guess where I am.
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131. I know where you are! It's where
you're going that concerns me!
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132. Don't worry, dad.
This is just a quick test flight.
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133. This will be perfectly fine ...
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134. just a pop over to the
nearest star system.
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135. - I'll give him back in 50 years.
- 50 years?
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136. What?
I'll be dead in 50 years!
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137. Pearl, you bring him back
right now, or I'll ...
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138. Hello? Hello?
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139. - Pearl, I'm not supposed to go. Pearl!
- Oh, this is so exciting!
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140. Steven, you're gonna love it.
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141. Hang on tight!
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142. Mm! What was that?
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143. Pearl!
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144. We can make it.
We're almost there.
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145. - Pearl!
- I'm gonna show it to you.
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146. Uh... Uh...
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147. Steven! What are you doing?
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148. We need to go, Pearl!
We're not gonna make it!
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149. - But we're almost there!
- Pearl!
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150. I know you miss space,
and I know you worked hard,
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151. but sometimes you just
got to know when to bail.
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152. N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
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153. Please, please, please, please, please.
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154. Ohh, this kid's killing me.
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155. - I'm so sorry. I almost got us killed.
- I'm used to it.
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156. I'm sorry I couldn't
help you go to space.
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157. We'll get there someday ...
I promise.
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158. - You know, I think I'd rather be here on Earth.
- With me!
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159. Yeah. With you.
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