1. 1x22 - "Steven and the Stevens"Copy !req
2. - Hey! How 'bout this one here?
- What one?Copy !req
3. This little one!
It's adorb-able.Copy !req
4. Steven, the
legendary glass of timeCopy !req
5. won't be nearly so
small and insignificant.Copy !req
6. It'll be beautiful and
grand, like this one!Copy !req
7. - I think it's this one.
- Whoa!Copy !req
8. You mean the biggest one?Copy !req
9. How are we even supposed to get
that back to the warp pad?Copy !req
10. - I can carry it.
- Wait!Copy !req
11. We need to be careful
which one we touch!Copy !req
12. You remember what happened
last time we were here.Copy !req
13. - What happened?
- Hey, guys!Copy !req
14. I'm makin' the call, and it's
this janky one here!Copy !req
15. Amethyst!Copy !req
16. Uh...
Nope, it wasn't.Copy !req
17. - Look out!
- Whoa! Ugh!Copy !req
18. We don't have much time!Copy !req
19. - Amethyst, come on!
- Steven!Copy !req
20. W-Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
21. Amethyst gets to keep hers!Copy !req
22. - Darn tootin'!
- I'm gonna get the one I picked out!Copy !req
23. - Steven!
- Steven!Copy !req
24. My name's Steven.Copy !req
25. - You're gonna live with me.
- Steven, come on!Copy !req
26. I'm a-comin'!Copy !req
27. I'm a-comin'!Copy !req
28. Hang on.Copy !req
29. - Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up.
- Gotcha.Copy !req
30. Well done, Garnet!Copy !req
31. Hot potato!Copy !req
32. - We're doing that again, right?
- Unfortunately, we'llCopy !req
33. have to wait another
hundred years for theCopy !req
34. sea shrine to reform
'cause somebody couldn'tCopy !req
35. keep their hands to themselves.Copy !req
36. You have a lobster on your butt.Copy !req
37. Huh? Eee!Copy !req
38. Beach-a-palooza!Copy !req
39. - Beach-a-wha-whozaa?
- Palooza.Copy !req
40. That was a lot of fun, you guys.Copy !req
41. I'll see you later!
After you, sir.Copy !req
42. Buh-bye!Copy !req
43. Yep.Copy !req
44. - Mm-hmm.
- Dad! Dad!Copy !req
45. Are you ready to rehearse?
Whoa!Copy !req
46. Uhh...
We're having a bit of a day.Copy !req
47. - Is it stuck?
- Yeah.Copy !req
48. Why does a boat need
a car wash?Copy !req
49. Huh!Copy !req
50. Sorry, buddy.
I don't think I can playCopy !req
51. in the concert tonight.
I got to deal with this.Copy !req
52. You're bailing on
beach-a-palooza?Copy !req
53. - But the whole town's gonna be there!
- Steven, that's like 15 people.Copy !req
54. Next time, bud, I promise.
All right, maybe if you bring itCopy !req
55. - forward a little bit.
- Stupid boat gettin' all stuck.Copy !req
56. Nobody likes you, boat!Copy !req
57. Wish I could've been there to
tell my dad you were too fat!Copy !req
58. That's it. Just back her in.Copy !req
59. - She'll definitely fit.
- What the...Copy !req
60. - Dad! Dad!
- Hey, Stu-ball.Copy !req
61. - You excited for beach-a-palooza!
- Dad! Dad!Copy !req
62. Fat, it's fat!
Fat, fat, fat!Copy !req
63. - Rude!
- Not you! The boat!Copy !req
64. - The boat!
- Huh? Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
65. - Stop!
- Huh?Copy !req
66. Nice catch, Steven!Copy !req
67. The thing!
You took me back in time,Copy !req
68. didn't you?
Oh, man.Copy !req
69. Pearl's gonna flip when she
finds out you were the real one!Copy !req
70. Look, I'm sorry, but the
boat's fat!Copy !req
71. Oh, no! Your truck!Copy !req
72. Oh! Whoa!Copy !req
73. Gotta save the van!Copy !req
74. I wish I could go back and
stop myself from stopping my dad!Copy !req
75. That's it. Just back her in.Copy !req
76. - She'll definitely fit.
- What the...Copy !req
77. Dad! Dad!Copy !req
78. What?Copy !req
79. - Shh!
- Future Steven?Copy !req
80. Listen,
two-minutes-ago Steven.Copy !req
81. We can't go around trying to
change time stuff.Copy !req
82. It just makes things worse!Copy !req
83. - Oh, no! How did this happen?
- Aww, man.Copy !req
84. I really wanted to play at
beach-a-palooza!Copy !req
85. Too bad you and I can't be in a band.Copy !req
86. Wait a minute!Copy !req
87. Steven!Copy !req
88. Steven?Copy !req
89. Steven?
What's going on?Copy !req
90. - No time to explain!
- Wanna join our band?Copy !req
91. Yes! But didn't
dad say he would play with us?Copy !req
92. He had an
emergency at the car wash.Copy !req
93. - We should go help him!
- No!Copy !req
94. There's nothing we can do.
The boat's fat, trust us.Copy !req
95. Okay, so, who's our fourth?Copy !req
96. - We need a drummer.
- Not a problem, Steven.Copy !req
97. Hey, it's the time thing ...Copy !req
98. "Steven and the Stevens"Copy !req
99. - 2!
- 3!Copy !req
100. Hey!
Great singing, Steven!Copy !req
101. - Thanks, Steven!
- Can I sing lead this time?Copy !req
102. Well, I usually sing
lead vocals when I play with dad.Copy !req
103. - So do I!
- Me, too!Copy !req
104. Me, too, too!
We all do! We're all Steven!Copy !req
105. Well, one of us has
got to be the band leader!Copy !req
106. - Hmm.
- Hmm.Copy !req
107. Oh! The leader
should be the original Steven!Copy !req
108. - The one that's been around the longest!
- Yeah! All right!Copy !req
109. - That's a good idea!
- Oh, ho, ho! - Mh-mm.Copy !req
110. Done and done!Copy !req
111. Steven 2, you're the smart one.Copy !req
112. Steven 3, you're the funny one.Copy !req
113. Steven 4, you're the sensitive one.Copy !req
114. And I'm...Copy !req
115. the handsome one!
Okay?Copy !req
116. - Okay!
- Okey-dokey, artichokey!Copy !req
117. Steven 4, what are you doing?
You're not the funny one!Copy !req
118. - Steven 3 is!
- Well, we're all theCopy !req
119. same person, so we're all
equally proneCopy !req
120. - to being hilarious.
- No, no!Copy !req
121. That was too smart an observation
for you, 3! You're the funny one!Copy !req
122. - Wait, which one am I again?
- Dang it, number 2,Copy !req
123. - you're the smart one!
- Hey, if Steven 1 isCopy !req
124. the handsome one, does that
mean the rest of usCopy !req
125. - aren't good-looking?
- No way!Copy !req
126. - We're all extremely attractive!
- Let's go get jobs as models!Copy !req
127. Hey!
None of you are the handsome one!Copy !req
128. I'm the handsome one!Copy !req
129. Ah! No! I didn't mean ...
we decided...Copy !req
130. Let's take five.Copy !req
131. - There's a 5th Steven?
- No!Copy !req
132. I mean a five-minute break!Copy !req
133. We know.Copy !req
134. I can't believe it.
I'm so... annoying!Copy !req
135. Maybe it's time for me to quit
the music business.Copy !req
136. I thought we agreed
that Steven and the Stevens wasCopy !req
137. gonna be a light-hearted
throwback to early rock 'n' roll,Copy !req
138. not this mess of screaming
and distortion!Copy !req
139. Look, Steven. Steven and
I were talking, and Steven agrees.Copy !req
140. - Your attitude just isn't working for us.
- We've been a lotCopy !req
141. - more productive without you.
- We already wrote anCopy !req
142. angsty song about that time you
made us feel badCopy !req
143. - for not being handsome.
- You're kicking me outCopy !req
144. of the band?
Wait. Who's playing drums?Copy !req
145. Amethyst said she'd do it.Copy !req
146. - I'm down for whatever.
- Oh, come on!Copy !req
147. - Whoa, dude.
- Listen up!Copy !req
148. You can't kick me out of the band!Copy !req
149. I'm the original Steven.
I created you!Copy !req
150. Steven and the Stevens was my idea!Copy !req
151. Without me, you'd all be nothing!Copy !req
152. That's it.Copy !req
153. Steven, no!Copy !req
154. Wish I could have been there
to tell my dad you were too ...Copy !req
155. Don't start the band, Steven.Copy !req
156. It'll only tear us apart.Copy !req
157. Ho, ho!
We all have time things!Copy !req
158. You'll never catch me, you turkeys! Ha!Copy !req
159. We got to stop me.Copy !req
160. I'm okay, guys.
I just ... wha...Copy !req
161. Too far back!Copy !req
162. Huh?Copy !req
163. Just take me back to the beginning.Copy !req
164. Amethyst gets to keep hers!Copy !req
165. - Darn tootin'!
- I'm gonna get the one I picked out!Copy !req
166. - Steven!
- Steven!Copy !req
167. My name's Steven.Copy !req
168. Stop right there!Copy !req
169. - Give me the time thing, Steven.
- Wait. Are you future me?Copy !req
170. Just hurry up and give it!Copy !req
171. Huh?Copy !req
172. Wha...Copy !req
173. Don't make me hurt me, Steven.Copy !req
174. Why do you need it so bad?Copy !req
175. Just give it to me!Copy !req
176. Give it up, Steven!
I know everything you're gonnaCopy !req
177. do before you do it!Copy !req
178. Huh?Copy !req
179. 12, 13, 14,
15, 16, 17, 18...Copy !req
180. Uh...Copy !req
181. Stop it!Copy !req
182. Huh? What?Copy !req
183. - Huh?
- Look around you.Copy !req
184. This isn't right.
When Steven fights Steven,Copy !req
185. who is the winner?
What have we become?Copy !req
186. - What is it?
- What's wrong with us?Copy !req
187. - What have we become?
- We're not the StevensCopy !req
188. we once were.
And to fix that, I have to end it!Copy !req
189. Steven, please!
You got to ...Copy !req
190. Steven, dad can't
play beach-a-palooza with you.Copy !req
191. The boat's fat.
You got to find another way.Copy !req
192. I don't know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
193. Stay cool forever, Steven.
Mwah.Copy !req
194. Arrivederci.Copy !req