1. 1x21 - "Joking Victim"
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2. Hey, Steven! Do you
want to try some special,
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3. - new french fries?
- Do I?
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4. - Hooooot!
- They're "special"
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5. because they're seasoned with fire salt!
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6. Steven, what are you ...
Ow!
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7. Sowwy, Lars.
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8. Ugh. Steven, who do you think
has to clean up this mess?
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9. - Sadie, clean up this mess.
- No way! It's your turn!
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10. - I cleaned the last five Stevens!
- Aw, come on!
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11. That fall messed up my back!
It hurts really bad.
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12. Fine. Move aside. I'll take care of this.
Can you grab the soap?
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13. Ohh! It hurts so much!
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14. Maybe you should take the day off.
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15. - Okay! You gonna be fine on your own?
- Well, I guess so, but...
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16. - You're the best, player 2!
- Aww.
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17. - Uh, I can't run this place by myself!
- I could help!
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18. This place has given me
so many delicious donuts.
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19. - It's time I gave back.
- I hereby deputize you as "Lars for the day."
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20. - Now, it's time I showed you the employee room.
- Whoa.
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21. This is the most magical
place I've ever seen!
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22. Let me give you the tour.
These are the extra supplies,
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23. cups, plastic silverware.
Sometimes I sleep on the napkins
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24. - when I get tired.
- Is that why they're called nap-kins?
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25. Not really, no. Good joke, though.
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26. On breaks, we chill out
here. We can even watch tv!
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27. Sometimes, Lars will cover for
me so I can watch "canine court."
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28. And now, most important of
all, this is where we store the donuts.
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29. They're mailed in from some
corporate bake-station.
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30. - You mean you don't make them here?
- No, not since... the accident.
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31. Now, Steven, this job is a big
responsibility, so you're gonna
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32. - have to watch this videotape.
- What is it?
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33. It's like a dvd shaped
like a box, and it'll tell you
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34. everything you need to know.
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35. Mr. Smiley used to work here?
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36. No, but he used to
be an actor/R&B singer.
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37. That was great! Are
all videotapes that informative?
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38. In my experience, yeah.
It started out as just a summer
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39. job, but that was two summers ago.
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40. Hmm. I'll have a...
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41. Wow. I can't believe you used
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42. - to be a real actor/R&B singer.
- "Used to be"?
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43. - Kids, they don't know anything.
- Wow, I'm impressed!
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44. Last time
someone mentioned that
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45. song, we couldn't get
Mr. Smiley to go home.
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46. Aww, thanks!
Maybe I should phone up Lars,
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47. tell him he can stay home 'cause
I found his replacement!
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48. - Really?
- Oh. No, th-that was a joke.
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49. I know we both love Lars...
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50. but this job is the best
thing that's ever happened to
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51. - me, and we should fire Lars.
- We can't "fire Lars."
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52. - Why not?
- Well, you know, I mean, he
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53. may do things like come
in late and leave all the
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54. really hard work for me,
but ... look, I like Lars!
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55. He ... he's a nice guy...
Once you get to know him.
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56. There was this one time ... the new
"army of war" game was coming out.
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57. But Lars was banned from the
only place selling it.
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58. He wanted it so bad!
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59. So who does he beg to stand
in line for seven hours?
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60. Me!
I didn't think much of it.
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61. When I got to his house, I
saw he cleaned up his room
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62. a little, and he got a
big box of oyster crackers.
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63. They're my favorite.
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64. He let me be his "player 2," and
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65. - we spent the whole night together.
- That really is nice.
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66. - Must've been one great video game!
- Yeah, it was.
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67. Maybe we could do
something nice for Lars.
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68. I-I thought you wanted
this to be a surprise!
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69. He would hear us a mile away!
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70. But the donut
fever's fried my soul! Huh?
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71. Aw, he already ordered pizza!
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72. Huh?
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73. - Do a flip!
- Oh, yeah!
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74. Hey, Lars, thanks for inviting us over.
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75. It's no problem...
'cause I got the whole day off
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76. by faking a severe back injury!
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77. Ugh! He was
faking this whole ...
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78. Uh, don't worry!
We can handle the big donut!
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79. Who needs crummy, old Lars?
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80. Steven, he's made a fool of me!
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81. Idiot!
He's burned me before.
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82. Just once, I'd like to burn him back!
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83. I know how to burn people!
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84. Wait right here. Actually,
this might take a while.
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85. You'd better go home.
See you tomorrow at wo-o-o-rk!
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86. - Fire salt!
- Huh?
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87. Burn! Burn people!
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88. You know we can't add
anything to the donuts!
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89. It's just a little fire salt.
I was going to prank Lars.
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90. He did really hurt my
feelings... a little.
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91. But what kind of person does that
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92. make you if you try to hurt him back?
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93. A... hero?
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94. My back! Sadie, I
finally got out of bed,
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95. but I don't think I
can work today either.
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96. Sadie, don't make me walk
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97. all the way to the break room!
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98. Sadie...
This is gonna be so funny!
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99. Yo, Sadie, where you at?
Are you slacking off?
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100. - Lars.
- Hi, Lars!
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101. - Why is Steven in a donut suit?
- Don't worry about that.
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102. - How's your back?
- Uh, actually, it still hurts like ...
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103. - Really.
- No, no, it's cool. I know I can
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104. - count on you to help, "P" 2.
- Sure. Just relax. In fact...
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105. - Why don't you have a donut?
- Yeah, all right.
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106. Careful. It's a little hot.
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107. Hey, this is pretty good.
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108. This a new flavor or something?
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109. She said ... she said it's hot!
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110. - Steven, help Lars!
- Uh, Lars, drink this!
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111. No! Lars, come back!
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112. - Steven, I didn't want this!
- I know how to fix this!
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113. We just need to get Lars to calm down.
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114. How are we gonna find him?
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115. I think he went this way!
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116. And of the many
treasures in our wonderful
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117. city, this is certainly
one of the sweetest.
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118. As mayor, I'm proud to unveil this ...
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119. the largest bowl of ice
cream in Beach County!
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120. Yes, let's all scream... for ice cream.
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121. Yeah. It melted, Gary!
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122. Well, you should have said
that at the meeting!
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123. - Amethyst!
- Hey, why's donut guy breathing fire?
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124. I tried to prank Lars,
but I used too much fire salt!
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125. Steven...
That's hilarious.
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126. You... did... this... to me?
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127. It wasn't Steven!
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128. - It was me.
- Oh, now it's gettin' good!
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129. After all I do for you,
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130. you lie to me so you can sneak off
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131. - with some other girl?
- And other boys!
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132. That night we played
video games, I don't know what it
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133. meant to you, but ever since
then, I can't get the thought out
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134. of my head that you're a good person.
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135. That night I really thought ...
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136. "player 2" ... is that just your
way of saying I could
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137. - have been anyone?
- Sadi...
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138. Another day saved
by Steven Universe, with the
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139. bonus musical stylings of
Harold Smiley. You're welcome!
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140. - I'm not apologizing.
- Uh, no! I want to help!
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141. - But I get it if you want to be alone.
- Oh, no, no, no! Stay.
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142. I-I mean, you can help. But
first, let's get you some
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143. water, and maybe get you
out of those burnt shirts.
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144. Hey, we make a pretty great team.
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145. You were absolutely
no help whatsoever.
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146. Eh.
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