1. 1x16 - "Steven the Sword Fighter"
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2. Oh, Lonely Blade, you so lonely.
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3. What? The janitor is
the evil samurai president?
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4. - That's bananas.
- Oh, come on. It was so obvious.
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5. He's been mopping in the
background of every fight scene.
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6. Look. Here he is on
the cover of the box.
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7. Oh, yeah!
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8. Go, Lonely, go!
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9. - Do the boomerang blade again!
- Oh, come on.
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10. This is ridiculous.
Just look at their form.
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11. This is nothing like real
sword-fighting.
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12. Shh!
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13. It's just a movie, Pearl.
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14. Well, if you ever want
to see a demonstration of proper
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15. sword techniques,
I'd be happy to show you.
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16. Now?
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17. All right.
In order to give a proper
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18. demonstration, I'm going
to need a sparring partner.
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19. Luckily, I have the perfect
candidate right here.
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20. - Cool! Hologram Pearl!
- Ah, geez.
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21. Do you wish to engage in combat?
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22. Let this be the perfect battle.
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23. You've already made a mistake
by challenging me.
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24. We shall let our swords decide.
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25. Nerd!
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26. - Shh!
- Shh!
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27. Commencing duel.
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28. Defense rank "S."
Zero openings detected.
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29. - Go, Pearl, go!
- Go, Holo-Pearl!
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30. Opening detected.
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31. Hah!
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32. Match. Set.
Challenger wins!
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33. Whoo-hoo!
Yay, Pearl!
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34. Do you wish to battle again?
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35. Pearl! That was amazing!
You were so cool!
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36. Oh, well.
One does try their best.
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37. Will you teach me to
sword-fight like you?
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38. All right, but
we should start with the basics.
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39. Initiate training mode.
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40. Training mode initiated.
Level 1. begin!
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41. I want you to stand back,
Steven, and watch me carefully, okay?
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42. Parry! Parry! Thrust!
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43. Parry! Parry! Thrust!
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44. Do you see what I'm
doing with my feet, Steven?
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45. Parry! Parry! Thrust!
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46. Notice where I keep my
center of gravity.
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47. Aww.
Can you show me something cool,
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48. like the boomerang blade?
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49. Steven, you know that's
not a real sword technique.
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50. Boomerang blade!
Boomerang blade!
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51. - Boomerang blade!
- Steven, these are real
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52. sword techniques, not those
silly things from your movie.
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53. It's about waiting carefully for
the perfect moment to ...
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54. Thrust!
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55. - Whoa.
- Oh, no.
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56. - Pearl?
- Whoopsy-daisy.
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57. Steven, it's okay.
I'm gonna be just ...
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58. No!
Pearl? Pearl!
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59. Challenger defeated!
Level 1 failed.
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60. - Steven!
- Steven!
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61. I-I was just ... and ...
and she was trying to ...
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62. Steven, it's okay.
Pearl's gonna be just fine.
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63. - What do you mean?
- Sometimes if our
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64. bodies are badly damaged, we
release our physical forms
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65. and retreat to our gems to regenerate.
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66. - So, she's gonna be okay?
- Don't worry, bud.
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67. This kind of thing just happens
sometimes ... usually to me.
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68. - Always to you.
- Hey, I'm scrappy.
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69. What do you want?
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70. So, how long will it take her to
regenerate ... 5 minutes, 10 minutes?
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71. - What's taking so long?
- What up?
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72. - He-e-ey.
- She's still not done?
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73. Man, she's really taking her
time with this one.
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74. Got to tell you, though, love
what you've done with the place.
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75. - Pearl usually helps me tidy up.
- Ah, I say leave it.
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76. Hey, if real Pearl can't be
here, there's always the next best thing!
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77. Do you wish to engage in combat?
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78. Steven, cover that
thing back up.
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79. But it's like Pearl!
Look at it!
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80. Ye-e-e-ah.
That ain't Pearl.
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81. Well, maybe I can get
it to act like her.
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82. Here we have... a mess.
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83. Organizing messes is one of
Pearl's favorite hobbies.
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84. Here. Pearl likes to organize
them by type ... animal,
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85. humanoid, miscellaneous.
Now you try.
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86. - You've drawn your sword in vain!
- What? Aah!
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87. Challenger defeated!
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88. Maybe we need to try something else.
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89. - I'm gonna do it.
- Go on, then.
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90. Pearl always likes to tease
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91. Amethyst when she does funny
stuff like this.
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92. - I won't go easy on you this time!
- That's the spirit!
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93. What are you rascals doing over here?
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94. Draw your weapon, challenger!
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95. Ugh. Steven, why are you
still hanging out with that thing?
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96. It's gross.
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97. I just really miss
spending time with Pearl.
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98. Pearl will come back to
us in time, Steven. Have patience.
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99. And stop hanging out with
that thing. It's creepy.
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100. - Wh-o-o-o-o-oa!
- Hmm.
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101. You had fun at the
boardwalk, right?
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102. - Parry!
- Aw, come on.
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103. You got to work with me here.
This is Pearl's favorite tree.
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104. Don't you recognize it?
What's on your mind?
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105. Come on. Don't hold back.
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106. Challenge accepted!
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107. What?
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108. Oh, no! The tree!
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109. Challenger defeated!
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110. Real Pearl would
never do that!
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111. Rah! You're hopeless!
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112. Get away from me!
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113. It's too bad you're still not
back, Pearl, because I just
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114. found a copy of the fifth
"Lonely Blade" movie!
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115. How long are you gonna
make me wait, Pearl?
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116. Oh, the popcorn's done.
Stay right there.
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117. Do you wish to test your
skills against me in a duel?
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118. No!
No sword-fighting!
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119. Draw your sword and fulfill
your destiny!
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120. Huh? No!
Leave real Pearl and me alone!
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121. Go back under your sheet.
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122. - Brother, is that you?
- Yes, it's me ...
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123. your... brother.
Your technique is...
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124. Whoa!
This dub is really good.
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125. - What do you think, Pearl?
- Parry!
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126. - Brother!
- Just wait a minute.
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127. You're not my real brother!
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128. Aah!
Boomerang blade!
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129. Your technique is impressive.
But it won't be enough.
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130. It's about waiting carefully
for the perfect moment to ...
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131. - Thrust!
The TV!
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132. Why must you destroy the things I love?
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133. Challenger defeated!
Continue?
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134. I hate you!
I hate you!
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135. You're nothing like Pearl!
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136. Pearl is smart, and she always
wants to protect me from danger!
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137. All you want to do is fight me!
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138. Challenge accepted!
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139. All right, fine!
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140. Basic attack mode initiated.
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141. Parry! Parry! Thrust!
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142. - Parry...
- Don't say that!
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143. Parry! Parry! Thrust!
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144. Basic attack mode defeated!
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145. Now initiating advanced mode!
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146. Walrus shield.
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147. Snacks, pillow,
fuzzy flower, boomerang?
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148. Boomerang!
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149. Aah! Pearl!
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150. I should have just waited for
you to come back!
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151. I should have waited for...
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152. the perfect moment!
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153. Boomerang blade!
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154. Challenger wins!
Do you wish to duel again?
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155. N-o-o-o-o-o!
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156. - Steven, we heard fighting.
- Ow!
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157. Are you all right?
What's going on?
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158. Oh, just mopping.
Die!
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159. You know, I might miss Pearl a
whole lot, but sometimes you
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160. just have to accept things the
way they are before you ...
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161. Never mind! Pearl's back!
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162. That's much better.
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163. - Ohh! Hey! Miss me much?
- Oh, man!
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164. I had this whole thing planned
out for when you came back!
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165. Uh, Steven, what
happened to your room?
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166. I don't even want to know what
happened to you.
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167. - I got hit by a airplane!
- Pearl's back!
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168. Pearl's back!
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169. - Steven, what are you doing?
- Pearl's back! Pearl's back!
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170. Pearl's back!
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171. Ugh. I can't leave you
guys alone for a second.
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172. Pearl's back!
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