1. 1x13 - "So Many Birthdays"Copy !req
2. - How can you live like this?
- It was fine tillCopy !req
3. - you guys started whining.
- Whining? The whole temple reeks!Copy !req
4. - I found it!
- What manner of magical alloy is this?Copy !req
5. - It's a burrito.
- It's the tuna burrito from Aqua-Mexican!Copy !req
6. That place closed
like 5 years ago.Copy !req
7. Huh? What's this?
It kind of looks like you guysCopy !req
8. - and my Mom.
- Oh, Steven, that is us!Copy !req
9. - Really?
- The hard part was getting the shark to pose.Copy !req
10. - Why's everyone dressed like old-timey people?
- They are old-timey people.Copy !req
11. W-wait.
But that would mean...Copy !req
12. - How old are you guys?
- Much older than any human.Copy !req
13. - Does that mean you'll live forever?
- No, no. We don't age,Copy !req
14. but we can still get hurt and die.Copy !req
15. But not from food poisoning.Copy !req
16. I just can't believe you
guys are like a bazillion years old!Copy !req
17. How do you find a cake big
enough for all those candles?Copy !req
18. - We don't really celebrate birthdays.
- Why not?Copy !req
19. - It's not our way.
- Well, I can't just ignore this tramestyCopy !req
20. of unjustice! I pledge that
you will have your birthdays!Copy !req
21. With all the candy, cake, and ice
cream you've been denied!Copy !req
22. And the birthday queen is...
Amethyst! I hope you like it.Copy !req
23. Dad made me this outfit and it brings
me special birthday luck every year!Copy !req
24. Hey! It goes like this.Copy !req
25. - Lion, you're killin' me.
- Um, Steven...Copy !req
26. I know you put a lot of
effort into... putting faces onCopy !req
27. things, but could it be we're just
a tad... mature for this ritual?Copy !req
28. - Boop!
- Oh! You will remove thatCopy !req
29. - this instant!
- Wait! Here!Copy !req
30. - Aww! I'll use it all the time!
- No!Copy !req
31. It's for the piñata! The piñata is
an artifact from ancient aqua Mexico.Copy !req
32. Am I... getting...Copy !req
33. - close?
- Higher.Copy !req
34. - What next, Steven?
- Well, you were supposed to getCopy !req
35. - delicious candy when you broke it open...
- Wait.Copy !req
36. - You had candy you didn't just give it to us?
- There will be moreCopy !req
37. sweet treats at Pearl's party.
I promise.Copy !req
38. Happy birthday!Copy !req
39. - Honk!
- Steven, that is a brave look.Copy !req
40. - No, it's funny!
- How?Copy !req
41. Uh... Oh, geez, I'm
breaking character. Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
42. I wrote some jokes! Why did
Pearl throw butter out the window?Copy !req
43. - You did what?
- To see a butterfly!Copy !req
44. I never did that.
Steven, are you telling lies?Copy !req
45. N-no! Oh! I know.Copy !req
46. - Pearl, do you like pie?
- I do like pie.Copy !req
47. Well, you're in luck!
I baked you a pie!Copy !req
48. - I sure hope nothing happens to it!
- Yes, me too.Copy !req
49. - Wh-whoops!
- Whoa, Steven!Copy !req
50. I've got you! Be careful.
You almost fell right on that ...Copy !req
51. See, Pearl? It's funny!Copy !req
52. Pearl says she's all partied outCopy !req
53. - and she's ready to go home.
- This isn't goingCopy !req
54. at all like it should.Copy !req
55. I've got to pull out
the ultimate birthday.Copy !req
56. Okay, there's no way
you're not gonna love this!Copy !req
57. It's kazoo racers!
You get in a car, you play a kazoo ...Copy !req
58. What more could you want?Copy !req
59. - Dad used to do this for me every year.
- I think this is whyCopy !req
60. - aging makes humans die.
- Steven, thank you for the birthday parties,Copy !req
61. - but I don't think we'll need any more.
- Why not?Copy !req
62. Our age is only an illusion.
And Pearl's pretty sure this ritual isCopy !req
63. - more for human children.
- Nothing against children!Copy !req
64. Children? Everyone
gets to have birthdays!Copy !req
65. Seriously. Give it a try!
You're never too old!Copy !req
66. - We're just too big.
- You're not too big.Copy !req
67. - Y-y-you just get in and then, uh...
- I can fit!Copy !req
68. Which way to the baby war?
Eat tread, dirtbags!Copy !req
69. What if birthdays are
just for little kids?Copy !req
70. - What if even I'm too old?
- No way. You totally fit!Copy !req
71. Oh, my bad.
You are too old.Copy !req
72. - Are you okay?
- I just need to think.Copy !req
73. Kazoo racers suddenly seems undignified.Copy !req
74. I never realized birthdays meant leaving
things behind. All these parties...Copy !req
75. Ugh! So embarrassing.Copy !req
76. Oh, onion... so young, so innocent.Copy !req
77. Whackerman Jr.! Aww...Copy !req
78. I can't be seen playing childish
games like Whackerman Jr.Copy !req
79. I better stick to sophisticated
games like regular Whackerman.Copy !req
80. It's whackin' time!
You're gonna get whacked! Ohh!Copy !req
81. That was fun, but a
boy on the cusp of manhoodCopy !req
82. can't spend the whole day whackering.Copy !req
83. I need to take control of my life.Copy !req
84. It's time to get a proper job!Copy !req
85. But which one? Surf master?Copy !req
86. No. Love doctor?
I'm too squeamish.Copy !req
87. Ah!
Now this is the job for me.Copy !req
88. Ha. This day went so
fast. I need a pick-me-up!Copy !req
89. - Two of the usual, please! I've had quite a day.
- You must be confused, pal.Copy !req
90. I work here every day and I've
never seen your mug before.Copy !req
91. Oh, hardy-har, Lars!Copy !req
92. - Huh?
- I used to make jokes!Copy !req
93. But you know what?
I've had a lot of time to think today,Copy !req
94. and sometimes you got to
smarten up, act like an adult.Copy !req
95. 'Cause one day, if you don't,Copy !req
96. everyone you know is
gonna grow up without you!Copy !req
97. And you won't have
little Steven to pick onCopy !req
98. anymore because I'll
be a grown-up, too!Copy !req
99. - Steven who?
- Steven Quartz Universe!Copy !req
100. And I want that
doughnut, right there! Oh!Copy !req
101. - Sir! A-are you okay?
- I'm old!Copy !req
102. - Yeah, and nuts.
- I'm gonna have to eat fiber cereal.Copy !req
103. All my teeth are gonna fall out.
And then I'll have to eat oatmeal,Copy !req
104. and it'll be sugar-free!
Sugar fre-e-e-e!Copy !req
105. I need to reverse this!Copy !req
106. I need... a reverse birthday!Copy !req
107. The king costume.
Will you help me into my birthday suit?Copy !req
108. Yeah, you better run!Copy !req
109. Ohh! I'm... too old...
for this.Copy !req
110. Lion!Copy !req
111. You know ...Copy !req
112. - Steven was right. This is fun.
- You don't have toCopy !req
113. - keep wearing that stuff.
- It makes me feel... important.Copy !req
114. - Steven! What's wrong with him?
- He's okay!Copy !req
115. - He's just really, really, really, really old.
- Gems can't die from aging...Copy !req
116. - But he's half human.
- Can't we fix him?Copy !req
117. My birthday suit might help.Copy !req
118. Good as new! Right?Copy !req
119. Thanks, guys. But I guess
this suit's all out of birthday magic.Copy !req
120. We had a good run, huh?Copy !req
121. - More birthdays... now.
- Check it out, b-day boy!Copy !req
122. - Heh, I'm a tiny car!
- Beep beep.Copy !req
123. Kids... stuff...?Copy !req
124. Eh, piñata time!Copy !req
125. - It's not working!
- Pearl, get over here!Copy !req
126. - I can't!
- For Steven!Copy !req
127. Oh, look... I have what, uh ...Copy !req
128. what appears to be... a delicious pie!
I sincerely hope that...Copy !req
129. nothing happens to...Copy !req
130. Oh, Steven!Copy !req
131. Are you trying to kill him faster?Copy !req
132. Pearl!Copy !req
133. - Garnet!
- Garnet, stop!Copy !req
134. I thought violence...
would be the answer.Copy !req
135. I think the party approach
was working.Copy !req
136. Would you guys just...Copy !req
137. please... control yourselves?Copy !req
138. Uh... Oh, no. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
139. I shouldn't have yelled.
But I can't stand to seeCopy !req
140. - you freaking out like this!
- Wha...?Copy !req
141. - Steven, you're changing!
- Your age is fluctuating!Copy !req
142. I think your gem is reacting
to your state of mind!Copy !req
143. - Steven, stop feeling old!
- But I wasted your time.Copy !req
144. - We all have such little time...
- Steven!Copy !req
145. You have to feel like yourself...
sweet and considerateCopy !req
146. - and only occasionally obnoxious.
- Do you really think I'm all those things?Copy !req
147. - Yes!
- Why else would you throw us all those parties?Copy !req
148. Oh, my gosh.
You're right. I am pretty great.Copy !req
149. Oh, Steven! Steven!Copy !req
150. We'll work on the rest later.Copy !req