1. 'Is the network completely mad?'
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2. Making us rehearse?
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3. We only know three chords.
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4. Are they both in there?
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5. Yeah.
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6. And one of them smells funky.
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7. Kangor.
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8. No problem, man.
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9. Knock knock, it's the Ruffpack.
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10. Hey, Rock 'n' Rollers.
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11. I'll be taking your
dummy guitars.
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12. You got a problem with that?
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13. - Looks clear, Hyde.
- 'Good.'
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14. We don't want to be running
into you-know-who again.
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15. Now who could he
be talking about?
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16. - Uh-oh.
- Hey!
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17. - Up there.
- Bad timing, pops.
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18. - Agh!
- Miss me.
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19. Hey! Watch the gear!
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20. Aah!
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21. They'll be stuck for a while.
I magnetized the doors.
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22. Sorry, I can't stay.
But I got a 911 across town.
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23. See ya.
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24. Every time we make a move,
he's always there!
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25. Chill, Hyde.
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26. We're out of here, man.
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27. Sharon? Pops call you too?
What's going on?
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28. Relax, baby brother.
Dad just wants us to meet
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29. an old friend of his,
that's all.
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30. That's all? I get an urgent
911 page for that?
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31. Who is it this time?
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32. Another marine buddy?
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33. I'll just bet this dude
puts the "B" in boring.
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34. Uh... I don't think so, Virgil.
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35. Kids, I'd like you to meet
an old friend of mine...
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36. Shaquille O'Neal.
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37. Huh?
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38. Good to meet you, Mr. O'Neal.
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39. I'm Sharon.
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40. Good to meet you, too.
And it's Shaq.
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41. What's up, little man?
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42. - You must be...
- Shaq.
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43. No, I'm Shaq.
You gotta be Virgil.
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44. Heard a lot about you.
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45. This is Shaq!
How do you, when it
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46. why do you, you never, you?
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47. I met Shaq at a basketball camp
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48. a while back when
he was just about your age.
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49. Yeah, Mr. H was our counsellor.
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50. We used to call him,
"The Big Man."
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51. We've been tied ever since.
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52. Shaquille's in town
on a publicity junket
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53. for the weekend,
but he's volunteered
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54. to do a basketball minicamp
while he's here.
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55. 'It's gonna be
a big surprise for the kids.'
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56. Cool!
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57. So, Virgil, your dad says
you got a nice handle.
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58. Ha! The only handle Virgil's got
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59. is attached to the refrigerator.
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60. Zip it, she who dribbles
without a ball.
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61. Got some time
for a little horse?
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62. Me? Who played up with you? Bet!
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63. No, no, that conflicts with his
Good Day Dakota appearance.
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64. No, then he has
that radio interview.
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65. Oh, lightbulb!
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66. We can squeeze you in between
the mall opening
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67. and the mayor's fundraiser.
Say, around 2:00?
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68. That's what I'm here for.
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69. Kiss kiss.
Well, enjoy your time.
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70. Tracy Flackman, Mr. O'Neal's
East coast Public Relations
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71. liaison.
And you must be Mr. Hawking.
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72. - Hawkins.
- Yes, of course.
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73. Oopsie. Tracy.
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74. Jared, darling.
Where have you been hiding?
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75. 'I've been trying
to reach you all morning.'
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76. She's a little high-strung.
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77. No, you're not
interrupting anything!
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78. We'll be there in 10 minutes.
Ciao.
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79. Guess what? They've rescheduled
the photoshoot at The Marina.
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80. The whales are available
after all.
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81. But Shaq and I
were gonna shoot some hoops.
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82. I know.
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83. Shall we?
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84. Sorry, Virgil.
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85. I'm gonna have
to rain check our game.
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86. Yeah, sure.
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87. But, hey, I've kept tonight free
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88. for a quiet dinner with friends.
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89. How does that sound?
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90. Chowing down with The Diesel?
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91. Fattest of the fat.
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92. Good. Dinner's at my hotel.
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93. 8 o'clock. Catch you tonight.
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94. Man! My dinner with Shaq.
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95. Is it to too late
to have Sharon disown?
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96. - Hey!
- Ow! Dad?
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97. You do the crime,
you do the time.
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98. Ah! The sweet smell of freedom.
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99. And chilly cheese fries.
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100. Burger full, straight ahead!
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101. Aah!
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102. Eat on your own time, Ferret.
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103. But, Hyde, I'm starving!
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104. Listen, rodent, the only thing
on our to-do list is Stat.
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105. I'm frickin' tired of this.
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106. He's always
getting the drop on us.
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107. But this time,
we're gonna track him down.
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108. And then we'll have
superhero for supper.
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109. Take a whiff.
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110. That way.
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111. Let's hit it.
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112. I still can't believe it.
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113. Face time with Shaq Daddy,
The Diesel.
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114. Thanks for the hookup, Mr. H.
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115. Yeah, pops, thanks a lot.
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116. I know that you and Virgil
are both big fans.
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117. I'm sure there's enough Shaq
to go around.
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118. I wonder how
he'll sign my poster.
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119. "To Richie, from Shaq."
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120. Na-na-nah, it's weak.
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121. Uh, "From one superstar
to another."
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122. One love, The Diesel."
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123. Oh, yeah, I'm feelin' that.
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124. He's got on
a lot of after-shave.
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125. - But he's in there, alright.
- Hold on.
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126. We'll go on the side door.
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127. Excuse me, we're here
for the O'Neal dinner.
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128. Right this way.
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129. 'Quiet dinner, huh?'
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130. - Hey, guys.
- Hey, Shaq!
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131. I'm sorry, this turned
into such a big blowout.
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132. What can I tell you?
Tracy strikes again.
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133. - Do I know you?
- Huh?
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134. I was... So tall.
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135. Uh, his name is Rich.
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136. He's attached to us like fungus.
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137. Nice to meet you, Rich.
Listen, I just got this new
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138. basketball videogame
in my suite.
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139. - Wanna check it out?
- Yeah!
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140. If we could just
sneak out of here.
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141. 'Oh, Shaquille?'
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142. - Remember we're mingling.
- But—
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143. I've got the president of the
Local Ladies auxiliary waiting.
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144. - Over here.
- So close.
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145. You sure he's in there?
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146. Oh, yeah.
The place reeks of Static.
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147. Then put this on and find him!
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148. Oh...
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149. Why do I have to do
all the Hyde stuff?
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150. Grrr!
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151. Oh, that's right.
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152. Shaquille has made
this event a big success.
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153. I'm tellin' you.
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154. This party is about to blow up.
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155. I get that all the time.
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156. De-stress, V.
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157. Might as well get our grubs on
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158. while we wait for Shaq.
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159. Oh, no! It's Ferret face.
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160. Yo, V,
what's Ferret doing here?
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161. I got a bad feeling about this.
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162. Static! Gotcha!
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163. Aah!
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164. - What-what's going on?
- What happened?
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165. Hyde, Kangor!
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166. I had him, Hyde, I had him!
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167. Excuse me.
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168. But this happens
to be a private party.
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169. Where's Static?
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170. 'I thought I had him, I mean...'
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171. 'I mean he was right there...'
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172. - Oh...
- Grrr!
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173. Agh!
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174. - Virgil!
- Richie!
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175. Hurry!
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176. Got 'em, Mr. H.
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177. That way!
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178. Oh...
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179. Nice shot.
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180. Uh-oh.
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181. You're not leaving
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182. until I say so.
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183. We're going up again.
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184. Aah!
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185. Hey, driver, let's go.
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186. Man, what was that about?
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187. Welcome to Dakota.
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188. It's believed
that the metahumans
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189. crashed Mr. O'Neal's party
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190. in an attempt to rob
his high-profile guest.
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191. Though his two cohorts
managed to escape
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192. 'Ruffpack member Ferret
was taken into custody.'
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193. Hey! That's the dude
who sniffed on me.
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194. He wasn't robbing the place.
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195. Um, maybe he had a bad
head cold.
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196. Nah, it was more like
he was hunting somebody down.
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197. Dude was on a serious
search mission.
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198. Hello?
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199. Yes, Tracy?
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200. No, Tracy, I've had my fill
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201. of paparazzi for one night.
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202. But Shaquille
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203. the media are clamoring to hear
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204. how you single-handedly captured
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205. that icky Ferret person.
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206. Gee, I wonder who told him that.
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207. 'Now, don't be a crankypants.'
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208. I bet an interview
will make you feel better.
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209. How fast can you get here?
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210. Hello? Krrr!
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211. Hello? Krrrr!
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212. Tra... What? Shrrrr!
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213. I think we got a bad connection.
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214. I'll-I'll call you tomorrow!
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215. Wait! Where are you?
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216. Oh, jinkies!
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217. Freedom.
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218. That is, of you don't mind me
staying here tonight.
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219. Are you kidding?
The night's still young, Shaq!
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220. Oh, yeah!
Up for a little two-on-one?
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221. 12:00 midnight is not young.
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222. You can play in the morning
if Shaq has time.
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223. 'Otherwise,
we're all going to bed.'
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224. Oh...
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225. And you're going home
in the limo.
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226. "Aww..."
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227. Oh...
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228. Is that a dreamy cream donut
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229. with cherry frosting?
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230. You'll have plenty to eat
when we reach the State pen.
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231. Look out!
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232. Thanks, fellas.
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233. Who's up for a donut run?
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234. Shaq?
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235. Aah!
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236. Shaq!
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237. Shaq?
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238. Shaq!
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239. You're still here.
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240. Mm-hmm-hmm.
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241. Can't pass up homemade pancakes.
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242. At least someone
appreciates my cooking.
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243. Yeah? Well, look
at the size of him.
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244. He'd eat the toaster
if you put some salt on it.
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245. So, Virg, we've got an hour
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246. before I gotta be at the center.
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247. Still wanna play some ball?
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248. Can Mariah sing?
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249. She's back.
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250. Is there another way
out of here?
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251. Don't see any press people.
Come on.
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252. Safe at last.
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253. Your talkin' feel like
you been huntin', you know?
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254. Whoa, did I just get a whiff!
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255. Come on, let's find him
and finish him.
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256. I feel about leaving Sharon
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257. to deal with Tracy like that.
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258. Don't even stress, Diesel.
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259. They're probably trying
to outtalk each other right now.
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260. At last.
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261. What is this place?
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262. The old community center.
It's deserted.
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263. They mostly use it for storage.
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264. I figured no one's around
so, we'll have some—
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265. 'Whoo whoo!'
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266. - Privacy.
- Look at you.
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267. Someone's drinking ' his milk.
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268. Mornin', ma'am.
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269. Hey, Shaq,
heck of a game last week.
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270. Thanks.
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271. - Yo, Shaq.
- Yo!
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272. Man, where did they come from?
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273. Seems like everyone's
after you 24/7.
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274. How can you stand it?
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275. Well, it's like I have to be
two people, you know?
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276. First, there's Shaq,
the superstar
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277. then there's fans on my left,
press on my right
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278. the coach, the aged, oops!
Another fan.
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279. Just when things
get a little too hectic...
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280. I break out,
find some daylight
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281. and turn back into Shaquille
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282. just your regular 7 foot guy.
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283. You see, the trick
is balancing the two lives.
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284. I love being Shaq
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285. but if I don't take time off
for Shaquille...
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286. it's not worth it.
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287. - Know what I mean?
- Yeah, I got you.
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288. Shaq time again.
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289. Let's see you d-up on this.
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290. No chance.
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291. I call that my "V" spin.
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292. Hmm, you ready to start playin',
Mr. Spin?
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293. Gee, I thought we already were.
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294. Um, o-on second thought
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295. it's getting kinda late, Shaq.
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296. Maybe we should go meet my pops,
like, now!
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297. You sure? 'Cause my watch—
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298. - Stop. Let's run!
- Hey!
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299. He's really close, Hyde.
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300. 'It's those freaks
from the hotel.'
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301. Uh, running might be good,
after all.
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302. This way!
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303. I locked it. You stay here
and I'll lead 'em away.
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304. Wait a second.
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305. That Ferret guy
was sniffing you out
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306. last night. Wasn't he? Why?
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307. It's a long story, very long.
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308. He's locked in, Hyde.
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309. You hear that, Static?
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310. 'We're gonna pull your plug.'
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311. Static?
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312. Remember what you said
about living a double life?
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313. Let's just say
I can really relate.
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314. I see.
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315. Well, we'll just keep it
on the down low.
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316. Right now, I think
you should get some help
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317. while I try to hold 'em off.
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318. I'll do that.
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319. Where's Static?
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320. I figure he got bored
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321. I'm getting bored, too.
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322. Keeping secrets, huh?
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323. Ferret, chew it out of him.
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324. Uh-uh, but that's Shaq!
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325. Grrr!
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326. Right.
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327. I've got one word for you.
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328. Mouthwash.
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329. Aah!
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330. Agh!
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331. Gotta be careful
with those machines.
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332. Ooh!
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333. - You okay?
- Yeah.
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334. They knocked me out of bounce.
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335. Got you now, tough guy.
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336. Time out, Ninja boy.
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337. Ugh!
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338. Way to play deep, big man.
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339. Now, I get a free flow,
leather face.
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340. He's stuffed! He pops!
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341. He hit!
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342. Looks like we got
in a game after all.
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343. How's the weather up there?
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344. I always wanted to say that.
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345. And I want to
especially thank Mr. H
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347. Unfortunately,
I have a plane to catch.
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348. But I take some
great memories with me
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350. hanging with the Hawkins
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351. but the best memory
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352. is this fast game of hoops I had
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353. with some dude called, Mr. Spin.
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