Static Shock 4x7

Directed by Victor Dal Chele

Karl Malone as Karl Malone / Pulverizer (voice) • David Ogden Stiers as Dr. Odium (voice) • David Paymer as Mason Andrews (voice) • Kath Soucie as El Gata (voice) • Chris Cox as Steve Nash / Point Man (voice)

Static and a group of NBA stars moonlighting as superheroes team up to rescue Gear, who was been kidnapped by the evil scientist Dr. Odium.

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1. 'A private jet to LA? A limo to pick us up?'

2. VIP seats for the all-star game?

3. V, this is the bomb!

4. Hey, thank my pops, he's the one who helped

5. to raise all that money for the charity fund.

6. Virgil, I'm gonna let you two go straight to the arena

7. while I get us checked into the hotel.

8. - Whoa, look! - Oh!

9. 'Man, nothing in this town is real.'

10. Three words. A-maz-ing.

11. Nice hands.

12. I'm just tired of dragging your sorry butt

13. up and down this court.

14. How about McGrady?

15. He's all talk, no shoot.

16. Hey, what are you flapping on about?

17. I made my last six shots, yo-yo.

18. That's yao-yo.

19. Um, here's your ball back.

20. Thanks. And who are you guys?

21. - Virgil Hawkins. - Richie Foley.

22. - Pleased to meet you. I'm— - "The Mailman" Karl Malone.

23. And you're Tracy McGrady..

24. Yao Ming and Steve Nash.

25. We are huge fans!

26. Super mega huge!

27. Well, can't have our super mega huge fans visit

28. and go home empty-handed.

29. How'd you guys like an official all-star basketball?

30. - Us? - No.

31. - Definitely. Yes! - Yes!

32. Would you guys please sign it?

33. Hey! What's the deal?

34. You broke the ball.

35. Hey, I saved for two months to buy these kicks.

36. Everything's disintegrating!

37. No.

38. 'Just everything made of rubber.'

39. crack

40. Mr. Malone, do you know..

41. Where'd they go?

42. V, you don't think?

43. Richie, get real.

44. Come on. Let's see what's going on.

45. Man, the city's stopped.

46. Not even the cops can get through.

47. Maybe that's the idea.

48. Backpack got something?

49. He's sensing increased abnormal transformations

50. of base compounds on a molecular level.

51. - In English? - Nanites.

52. That's English?

53. Nanites are microscopic machines

54. that can reconstruct one material form into another.

55. Where are they coming from?

56. The source is... that way.

57. whoosh

58. whoosh whoosh

59. - Don't tell me. - Yup.

60. 'Backpack's sensors show that it's made entirely of nanites.'

61. I told you not to tell me.

62. That thing's billions of little robots

63. all squished into one.

64. Kind of like a gigantic beehive without the hive.

65. thud

66. Let's put this mountain of nanites on the right track.

67. We're getting to it.

68. Or maybe not.

69. boom

70. Uh-oh.

71. I think we're having one of those days.

72. I'll hold 'em off.

73. Guess I'll sumo wrestle with Godzilla.

74. swish swish

75. Yo, metal heads! I'm warning you.

76. Back off or you're gonna force me to..

77. W.. Whoa! Whoa!

78. Chill, man, we're on your side.

79. Oh, yeah? Well, then, I'm gonna need to see some ID.

80. Time for a full-court press, guys.

81. Look out!

82. That was close!

83. crackle crackle

84. thud

85. That was heavy.

86. slam

87. crash

88. whoosh

89. Thanks for letting me take your boxcar for a spin.

90. I'll tie him up.

91. splat

92. Hold him steady.

93. boom

94. These guys are good.

95. Aah!

96. Hey! Hands off the merchandise, you nanite kleptomaniac!

97. crackle crackle

98. Static's down!

99. Let me go! What are you..

100. 'Help!'

101. - Where's Gear? - In that tornado.

102. And I don't think he's on his way to Oz.

103. But don't sweat it, Static, we'll find him.

104. Just who are you guys anyway?

105. Karl Malone. Code name, Pulverizer.

106. Point Man.

107. Center Force.

108. Spin Drive.

109. We're the Hoop Squad.

110. I need to rescue Gear.

111. That's why we're here. We're going to help you.

112. As you can see, we've been recruited for hero duty.

113. I don't get it.

114. How did basketball superstars

115. end up as superheroes?

116. Who else has the right mix of strength and skills

117. to operate these bio-enhancer suits?

118. clang

119. Pretty small crib.

120. Wow! Look at all these cool toys.

121. These cool toys as you call them

122. are necessary in order to overcome..

123. The dangers similar to the one you faced earlier.

124. Static, this is Mason Andrew.

125. 'He's the main contact between the Hoop Squad and the NBA.'

126. You're a sports agent?

127. I'm with the National Biotech Authority.

128. Okay, that's a new one to me.

129. It's a secret organization dedicated to preserving—

130. World peace and stability.

131. This is his creation, La Gata.

132. She's got his brain and a little extra.

133. She built our bio-enhancer suits based on Mason's design.

134. Awesome.

135. But isn't all this ultra top secret?

136. Of course.

137. Then why show it to me?

138. With your special powers

139. we're hoping you can help us stop—

140. - Dr. Odium. - Dr. Odium?

141. The scientist who created the creature that kidnapped Gear.

142. He used to work for us as a—

143. Bio-technical artificial +intelligence

144. and robotics expert.

145. - Please don't interrupt. - Sorry.

146. - Odium's specialty was— - Nanites.

147. Oh. Not another word. Go ahead.

148. He was brilliant, but he—

149. - +Felt we— - We're holding—

150. - Him— - Back!

151. Do they always act like this?

152. Only when they're together.

153. - Are they ever apart? - Never.

154. Odium wanted to experiment on humans.

155. When the government turned him down, he was—

156. Sacked, canned, 86'd.

157. We got this tape an hour ago.

158. Well, Mason, I hope I now have your attention.

159. I want $100 million in two hours

160. or I'll release +my nanites again.

161. +Only this time, they'll destroy the entire West Coast.

162. My nanites are controllable, Mason.

163. Just as I told you. Watch my little babies.

164. beep

165. +He sure mastered the shake, rattle, and roll.

166. One hundred million. Two hours.

167. Ciao.

168. But this part of the country

169. is like one big earthquake waiting to happen.

170. I mean, correct.

171. This Odium guy's insane.

172. Countless tiny robots built to my exact specifications.

173. Impressive, wouldn't you say?

174. What do you care what I say?

175. And why show me any pf this, anyway?

176. I'm not gonna run for +president of your fan club.

177. You're obviously a bright boy.

178. I thought you, of all people

179. +might appreciate what I've done.

180. You know, I see a lot of me in you.

181. The problem is I don't like me.

182. That makes two of us.

183. You'll never get away if static finds you.

184. Well, thanks to you, he will.

185. And hopefully he'll bring his new friends

186. the Hoop Squad with him.

187. - Yo. - McGrady.

188. It's mine.

189. - Hello? - 'Virgil.'

190. +Pops! Um, hi. Where are you?

191. I'm at the hotel. +Where are you?

192. Where am I? Um, well, see, I..

193. Hey, Mr. Hawkins? Karl Malone here.

194. - +Karl Malone? The Karl Malone? - Uh-huh.

195. Listen, Virg +is hanging out with me

196. and a couple of the players, is that okay with you?

197. My Virgil, hanging with the Mailman?

198. Well, sure, it's okay.

199. It's great! It's better than great.

200. - It's spectacular! - 'Cool.'

201. We'll have +him and Richard +back at the hotel

202. as soon as we can.

203. 'I just wanna say that I've always'

204. 'admired your moves on—'

205. That's great, Mr. Hawkins.

206. - See ya. - Thanks.

207. It's not easy, having to make stuff up all the time.

208. Gear!

209. 'Static, you gotta get me out of here.'

210. 'This Odium guy is totally out of control.'

211. I feel ya, man. Where are you?

212. 'I don't know, I'll keep this connection open'

213. 'so you can trace me.'

214. - Hang on, bro. - +Okay. Hurry!

215. Sadly, they will follow your trail

216. but to the wrong location.

217. He's somewhere around here, guys.

218. Hey, I'm picking up the signal in there.

219. Hold it. This is Gear's shockbox.

220. Then where's Gear?

221. I think I smell a trap.

222. I think they smell food.

223. - Stay back. I'll zap 'em! - Too many.

224. You'll +run out of juice before they run out of nanites.

225. Then the only way to go is up.

226. That's 20 feet +of solid concrete

227. you want us to punch through.

228. - Uh-huh. - You heard the man.

229. Cover your ears.

230. - That won't hold it for long. - What?

231. Allow me to make a point.

232. That's the strongest magnetic field I've got.

233. +Maybe they changed the molecular structure

234. so magnetism doesn't affect it

235. They can do that?

236. splash

237. - Onward and upward. - Argh, here we go!

238. - Everybody cool? - Oh, man!

239. Guys, you all know our newest member, Water Boy.

240. Hey! stop! I'm just kidding.

241. - You okay? - Yeah, but I wasn't much help.

242. This is team play, Static. We all do what we can.

243. It's that way playing basketball or saving the world.

244. I hate to break up this little party

245. but we still have to find Gear.

246. And try to keep Odium from starting an earthquake.

247. Hey, I just did a La Gata.

248. beep beep beep

249. Men, La Gata's picked up

250. increased abnormal +transformations

251. of base compounds +on a molecular level—

252. Over the abandoned oil +fields in north Los Angeles.

253. That's nanite activity.

254. Hmm, you are very smart for a short person.

255. Those oil fields were abandoned

256. +because they were too close to the earthquake fault system.

257. - Finally! No interrupt— - That's it!

258. You know the giant compressor the robot was stealing?

259. What if Odium needs it to pump his nanites

260. down through the well shafts?

261. That kind of activity could trigger huge earthquakes.

262. All that will be left of LA

263. and the West Coast is a great big—

264. Nothing!

265. And so begins your journey to the earth's crust.

266. I hope everyone's hungry.

267. Step away from the compressor.

268. Do like he says, man, or we're gonna whup you so bad

269. you're gonna need +plastic surgery

270. 'just so folks could call you ugly.

271. Odium's a machine?

272. Now that's pretty weird, even for LA

273. Yet true.

274. I have imprinted my personality

275. on this nanite entity.

276. Either way, you're going down.

277. Don't be ridiculous.

278. There's nothing the Hoop Squad can do.

279. Guess that's where I come in.

280. Keep away from there, you!

281. bam

282. Gotta reverse this pump.

283. + 'Stop!'

284. Those tanks will explode.

285. That's the general idea.

286. Wanna take the final shot?

287. It's what I do best.

288. Gear? Is it really you this time?

289. Live and in person.

290. I finally managed to get free

291. with a little help from backpack.

292. And sorry I wasn't there for the fireworks, bro

293. but I watched it all on Odium's surveillance system.

294. Any idea where Dr. Odium is?

295. 'The real one, I mean?'

296. Right in front of me.

297. Now that his nanite version's gone blooey

298. I'll give him an early wake-up call.

299. +Keep him on ice till we get there

300. and tell him the Hoop Squad says

301. +his career has been..

302. + Rejected!

303. Way to go, Point Man!

304. Yeah! Get it up to pulverizer!

305. Point Man? Pulverizer?

306. Boys, who are you talking about?

307. Oh, those are just new nicknames

308. that Rich and I made up for some of the players.

309. Ah, yeah, based on comic book superheroes we like.

310. Boys, these are ballplayers, not superheroes.

311. Right, pops.

312. I guess they just seem that way to us.