1. pew pew pew
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2. Ooh!
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3. boom
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4. We need help here, fast!
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5. pew pew pew
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6. There he is!
Down there!
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7. crash
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8. Jump!
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9. Watch it!
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10. boom
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11. Keep firing!
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12. boom
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13. boom
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14. Hold steady.
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15. boom
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16. Fire!
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17. pew pew pew
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18. My favorite color, gold.
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19. What are you waiting for?
Stop him!
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20. Yeah?
Me and what army?
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21. That's the Green Lantern.
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22. 'Nothing can stop him.'
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23. Garbage! Pure garbage!
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24. I hope you're not talking
about my cooking, son.
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25. That's Virgil.
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26. He never appreciates
how hard it is
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27. to make good food.
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28. No, I was talking about this.
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29. They're saying
the Green Lantern's
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30. turned into a criminal.
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31. Pops, he'd never do that.
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32. Just because the Green Lantern's
one of your heroes?
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33. Don't be so naive.
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34. Oh, you believe something
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35. just 'cause you saw
it in a newspaper
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36. and you're saying I'm naive?
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37. Calling the Lantern
a crook is whack
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38. and I'm not buying it.
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39. He's a first-class act
all the way.
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40. - Pictures don't lie, V.
- Oh, no?
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41. Then what about the one
you made on your computer
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42. with a poodle's head
and Sharon's body?
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43. Ha, that did look pretty real,
but people saw Green Lantern.
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44. Maybe they were hypnotized.
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45. Or maybe GL's trying to
smoke out some bad guys, or—
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46. Hey, maybe he's having trouble
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47. coming up with his
Justice League dues.
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48. Microchips,
the miracles of modern science.
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49. More valuable than gold,
and a lot lighter.
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50. This is not looking good.
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51. I'm gonna go talk to him.
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52. Ah, Static,
I really wouldn't do..
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53. thud
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54. Yo! Green Lantern!
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55. Static.
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56. What are you doing?
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57. What does it look like?
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58. It looks like you're
taking something
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59. that doesn't belong to you
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60. but there's gotta be
more to it than that.
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61. - Maybe I just got tired.
- Tired?
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62. Of living in the same old dump,
of having all this power
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63. and nothing to show for it.
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64. But you're a hero!
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65. Ha! That and a dollar
will get you an ice cream cone.
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66. You'll see what
I'm talking about.
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67. Maybe not now,
but when you get to be my age.
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68. I don't think I'm ever
gonna see things that way.
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69. Come on, GL.
Put everything back.
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70. - Please?
- Whatever you say, hero.
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71. crash
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72. I gave the microchips a charge
that's the opposite of yours.
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73. I hope it knocked
some sense into you.
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74. Hope this knocks
some sense into you!
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75. snap
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76. You can do what you want to me,
but not to my friend.
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77. Huh?
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78. Ah!
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79. That thing about doing
what you want to me
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80. I take it back.
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81. Ah, great.
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82. slam
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83. thud
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84. Think you'd lost me?
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85. Think again.
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86. Come to reclaim your face?
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87. Wait till you see
what I take from you next.
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88. You're not taking
anything else from me.
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89. This is payback time!
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90. Well, what are you waiting for?
Oh, yeah.
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91. You don't wanna waste what
little energy you've got left.
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92. Alright, then.
Here I am.
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93. Aah!
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94. Need to work on your aim.
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95. I want my lantern back, Sinestro.
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96. Anything happens to me,
you'll never get it.
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97. I'll make that trade
if you force me to.
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98. Looks like you're
losing your leverage.
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99. Aah!
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100. pew pew
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101. boom
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102. There'll be lots more
green lanterns after me.
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103. You can count on that.
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104. Johnny, Johnny,
you've got me all wrong.
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105. I'm not gonna finish you off.
Just your reputation.
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106. I'm gonna do every lowlife
thing I can think of.
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107. By the time those other
lanterns get here
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108. everyone will be as sick
of the color green as I am.
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109. How could the guardians
ever have let you
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110. into the Lantern Corps?
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111. Those self-righteous
little twerps.
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112. They give me all this power
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113. and then expect me to be
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114. satisfied fighting crime?
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115. I'd be crazy not to
conquer the universe!
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116. That's just the word
I was looking for.
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117. - Crazy!
- Got work to do now, Johnny.
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118. When I'm done,
you'll regret the day
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119. the guardians ever
gave you that ring.
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120. 'It hasn't been
a good day for superheroes.'
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121. 'Green Lantern's crime spree
has continued unabated.'
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122. 'And in the process,
he's made a fool of Static'
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123. 'a fool in need of a shower.'
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124. Hey! I was watching that!
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125. I never wanna hear
the lantern's name again.
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126. Taking this a little personally,
aren't you, Virgil?
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127. No! He's let us
all down, right?
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128. I mean, everyone
who believed in him.
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129. Virgil, he's only human.
He's not perfect.
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130. But it never hurts
to keep an open mind.
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131. I know all I need to know.
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132. I'm finished
with the Green Lantern.
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133. All that time
we worked with him.
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134. Who knew he could turn so evil?
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135. We should have been
able to tell somehow.
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136. Hey, what chance did we have
if he could fool Batman?
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137. Aah!
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138. boom
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139. Aah!
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140. Oh!
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141. Look at him run!
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142. First he's a thief,
now a coward.
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143. When it comes to idols, I sure
know how to pick 'em, don't I?
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144. Hang in there. One more fight.
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145. Just what I expected you to do.
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146. pew pew pew
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147. - You see where he went?
- A flying green guy?
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148. How hard could he be to find?
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149. Static! Gear!
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150. You sound almost surprised.
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151. Listen to me!
You've got the wrong guy.
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152. Right.
And my shoe's untied, too.
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153. I'm serious.
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154. So are we!
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155. Now you have to listen.
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156. You got nothing I want to hear.
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157. pew pew pew
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158. Maybe he's not
such a coward after all.
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159. He's still a thief.
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160. thud
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161. Static, you have
to believe me! I—
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162. I'm through believing
in bogus heroes.
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163. Hello, Johnny.
Having a bad day?
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164. Oh, a temper like that
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165. maybe you deserve to be in jail.
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166. What do you want?
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167. The ring. Hand it over.
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168. Alright. Be that way.
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169. It's not on you.
Where'd you hide it?
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170. Well, there aren't too
many places it could be.
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171. Why do you want the ring?
It's out of power.
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172. It'll make a nice keepsake.
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173. I keep asking myself
why he went bad.
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174. I just don't understand.
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175. Human nature. Go figure.
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176. But you know what
I don't understand?
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177. Why he didn't
recharge his ring.
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178. Yeah, it doesn't
make any sense.
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179. And I don't think
it's gonna be one of those
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180. "you'll understand when you
get older" things either.
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181. Well, gotta jet.
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182. Hey, where'd that come from?
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183. Static, you have
to believe me! I..
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184. He gave it to me.
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185. Why would he do that?
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186. I'm gonna find out.
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187. Meet you back at the station.
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188. Found my ring, huh?
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189. So you did put it there.
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190. - Mind telling me why?
- Would you believe me?
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191. I don't know.
I guess we'll see, won't we?
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192. A few days ago
I got a distress call.
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193. It was from a ship that
crash-landed on an asteroid.
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194. The rest of the Justice League
were on missions of their own
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195. so I went there by myself.
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196. The pilot was
the only survivor.
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197. I had to get him to a doctor,
but it was a long way back
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198. I decided to recharge my ring
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199. so it would have enough energy
for the return trip.
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200. I took my lantern out
of its inter-dimensional pocket
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201. and started to say my oath.
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202. In brightest day,
in blackest night..
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203. Then I got a surprise.
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204. Aah!
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205. It was all a setup.
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206. Sinestro wanted
the only thing of real value
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207. I've ever owned,
my power source.
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208. When I recovered,
I followed his trail
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209. but my ring started to run low.
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210. I was trying to save energy
for one last fight with it.
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211. But then Gear and I found you,
and you had to use it on us.
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212. Our bad.
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213. Not just bad,
horrible!
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214. He's doing everything he can
to destroy my reputation.
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215. Why does he hate you so much?
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216. He hates all green lanterns.
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217. He used to be one of us,
but then he got power hungry.
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218. I helped take him down.
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219. Oh. My dad was right again.
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220. There was a lot more
to this than I thought.
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221. So do you believe me
or am I still a bogus hero?
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222. Yo, Gear!
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223. 'Static! Static, is that you?'
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224. Gear!
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225. That's not going to work.
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226. Just hand over the ring, punk.
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227. You're the only one
he could have given it to.
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228. It is pretty valuable.
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229. "Captain Dwayne's Decoder Ring?"
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230. It's a collector's item.
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231. No more fooling around.
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232. The ring! Now!
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233. You'll have to get it from me.
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234. Johnny?
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235. - Sinestro.
- 'So they let you out.'
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236. Good behavior, no doubt.
Well, not to worry.
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237. You'll soon start
misbehaving again.
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238. See? Now, let me
have my little keepsake.
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239. Don't try to bluff me.
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240. That ring's out of juice,
but mine's not.
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241. A certain friend of mine
gave my ring a charge.
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242. 'It's different, but it works.'
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243. Alright!
Let's finish him off.
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244. Go help Gear.
This is personal.
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245. Like I said,
I'll go help Gear.
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246. Looks like you've had enough.
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247. Guess again.
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248. Oh! Ooh!
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249. I'd love to keep going, Johnny
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250. but you've got
other things to do.
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251. 'Like saving these poor people.'
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252. It's them or me, Stewart.
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253. - We got it!
- You keep kicking butt.
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254. Hey.
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255. Couldn't have done it
any better myself.
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256. pew pew pew
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257. boom
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258. End game.
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259. Looks like your batteries
are running a little low, too.
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260. We're still evenly matched!
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261. Think again. I've got
an unlimited source of power.
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262. That would be me.
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263. Huh?
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264. - What's going on?
- There were two of 'em!
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265. In brightest day,
in blackest night
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266. no evil shall escape my sight.
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267. Let those who
worship evil's might
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268. beware my power,
Green Lantern's light!
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269. 'Whoa. We really need an oath.'
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270. I guess we owe you an apology.
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271. No, you don't.
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272. It's not easy believing
in a fallen hero.
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273. Thanks.
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274. Yep. He's definitely a hero.
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275. You know what, V?
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276. He's probably thinking
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