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4. I can't! I'm outta control!
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7. - What was that all about?
- Don't know.
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jetting along just fine
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I'm on spin cycle.
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10. Now what?
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11. Backpack just ran
a diagnostic
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and found a worm.
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13. Eww! You better call
an exterminator.
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14. No, this worm
is a computer virus.
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15. It's programmed to crawl its
way into the operating code.
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16. That's why I lost control.
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17. Well, can you fix it?
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18. Hmm. Backpack's isolating it.
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19. But I'll have to
go straight home
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from scratch.
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21. - I'm done for today.
- No problem.
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22. I'll make sure you get back
okay and then head home myself.
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23. beep beep beep
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24. Oh, come on.
My Stabilizer's back online.
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25. At least I can fly again.
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26. What do you mean
you're shutting me down?
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27. You heard me, Karen.
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to another division
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30. I don't understand, Edwin.
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31. I have done everything
you've asked.
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gathering network
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to one purpose..
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secret identity.
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35. Listen, my son is alive
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a problem with Static.
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37. Case closed.
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38. No, you listen.
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39. You promised if I did this for
you you'd fund my real work.
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for any of that anymore.
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41. I absolutely refuse to
work on anything else.
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yourself fired.
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43. Security,
please come and escort
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45. beep beep beep
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46. Well, that was a long day.
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47. Daddy, you deserve a rest.
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50. Huh?
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51. - Huh?
- Phew!
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52. I've been in there so long
I thought you'd never come out.
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53. whoosh
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57. Hey, come back here!
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58. Stupid girl's gonna
draw the cops.
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the road for her.
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62. Oh, man! That was gonna
be my car next year!
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63. Oh, Static, it's terrible!
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64. I'll say.
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65. My father's been kidnapped!
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66. What?
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67. I'm telling you, man, I ain't
seen Puff and Onyx in weeks!
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68. 'Maybe Carmen knows.'
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69. Oooch! Ouch! Ouch!
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70. Stop, stop!
Uh, uh, now I remember.
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71. Uh, they was with Shiv.
Yeah, Shiv. That's the ticket.
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73. Uhh!
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Just call me Hotlips.
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77. zap
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78. Aah!
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79. Where is Robert Hawkins?
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80. - Aah!
- You heard me.
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and deliver the message.
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- What message?
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tell you where he is.
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be able to run far enough.
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and he acts
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of the century.
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he's history, Static.
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you Virgil Hawkins?
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game you're playing
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99. Who are you?
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100. Call me Omnara.
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101. Edwin Alva hired me to create
a vast supercomputer network
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every camera
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device in the world.
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104. - Why?
- For one purpose only.
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secret identity.
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107. No. I took that valuable
data with me when I left.
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my real project.
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my equipment
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use Puff or Onyx?
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the brains or the motivation.
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turn him into a jigsaw puzzle.
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116. Mr. Hawkins, I'm glad
to see you're okay.
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- Wasn't hard to figure out.
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to get to Static?
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of my mind I've always known.
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121. Oh, pops, I never meant
to put you in danger, I swear.
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I don't blame you.
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out your son's a superhero.
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what does she want?
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Wants me to steal something.'
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us out of this
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this superhero stuff.
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to happen again. I mean it.
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134. If the family hour's through,
you have a little job to do.
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136. This is her
definition of little?
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137. Whoa!
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won't break all of your toys.
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144. You've got an armed chopper
approaching from the south.
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forecasts too?
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151. Not that you've
been a good girl.
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the full potential
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but I did.
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a computer virus
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computer in the world.
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163. - A virus?
- 'Yes.'
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the worm came from.
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digital device on Earth.
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I see everywhere
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interact as well.
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- Something wrong?
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important component..
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from me, Alva.
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your network'
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convoy headed east.'
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him to slow us down.
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and watch my best friend
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I can't let you stop me.
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never see your father again.
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- Unh! Uhh! Whoa!
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you know if I really try—
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what you're up to
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fight you, I will.
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Gear, bring it on!
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- Unh!
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192. 'Static, finish him off
and get that helmet to me now!'
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little worm!
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kind of double-dealing
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200. At last!
I have everything back.
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201. Project Omni..
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between man and machine.
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let me have my dad back.
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brain with the network.
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- Aah!
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my message?
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worm like three times.
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the virus that hit
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yesterday, right?
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She's the one who created it.
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220. 'Now, she's using it to plug
into every computer on Earth!'
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I deconstructed that virus
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to block her main server.
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'cause right now
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225. Just give me a minute
to upload.
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226. I've gotta go free my pops.
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to go on a diet.
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digital device that exists.
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247. Is that Richie?
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you have to understand
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part of a superhero
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identity and well, uh..
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think of something
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I'm thinking of using
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army missiles'
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building and business
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promise I made you?
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digital devices in them.
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- Unh! Unh!
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282. This way.
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had a bus try to catch me.
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with a garbage truck. I won.
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supply of vehicles, Static.
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into an early grave.
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finally kicked in.
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totally overloaded.
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won't be communicating
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to anyone... ever.
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But will anybody else?
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I just don't know.
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for a long time now.
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pretty good at it.
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given these powers
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yourselves when to use them.
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just wouldn't be right.
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exponentially!
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to tell Sharon.
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giving me a hard time'
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I'm not covered
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Get Bang Baby insurance?
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with Bang Babies!
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about Bang Babies
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you wanted to tell me?
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nothing at all.
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- Phew.
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