Static Shock 3x6

Directed by Victor Dal Chele

Michael Rosenbaum as Flash (voice) • Corey Burton as Brainiac (voice) • Kevin Conroy as Batman / Bruce Wayne (voice) • Maria Canals-Barrera as Hawkgirl (voice) • Carl Lumbly as Martian Manhunter (voice)

Static and Gear are alone in the Justice League's headquarters when Brainiac takes it over.

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1. Starting security check on the Brainiac Stasis Field.

2. All six levels are intact.

3. It's hard to believe that's the last piece

4. 'of Brainiac's circuitry.'

5. 'The last that we know of.'

6. How much of him do you think is in there?

7. Too much. He's a regenerative computer program.

8. A virus that won't die.

9. There's an old saying about the wisdom

10. of keeping your enemies close to you

11. but there are times I wouldn't mind sending

12. Brainiac down the nearest black hole.'

13. Hey, I need everyone in the control room right away.

14. We got a little problem.

15. - What's wrong? - You got me.

16. The sensors are going crazy, but I can't see anything.

17. There it is. It's a cosmic superstring.

18. It packs more energy than a solar flare.

19. Shields up! Brace for collision!

20. thud

21. - Our energy core is drained. - What about backup?

22. We have some, but not enough to power the entire station.

23. rizz

24. I've checked all the rooms.

25. Doesn't seem to have caused much damage.

26. You're a little too quick, Flash.

27. We've been knocked out of orbit.

28. We're heading for the stratosphere.

29. If I ran around the power cords Super-Speed

30. and generate enough static electricity to—

31. No. You could damage the core.

32. But there is someone who can get us out of this

33. if we can reach him in time.

34. - It's an ambush! - Look out!

35. boom.

36. Whoa!

37. How do you like my new boy band, Static?

38. I call them The Meta-Men.

39. You barely beat each of us alone, chump.

40. Now that we've joined forces, we're invincible.

41. Ugh. Bro, who do we go after first?

42. - The police. - Ladies first.

43. Ah!

44. You know something, sweetie? You got an odor problem.

45. whirr

46. Aah!

47. crash

48. If I knew Static was friends with the Justice League

49. 'I wouldn't have joined you boneheads.'

50. 'Not even to do laundry.'

51. The Justice League!

52. Yo!

53. How come you never told me

54. you were down with these big dogs?

55. 'Cause it's a secret.

56. So secret that I didn't even know.

57. Yo, Batman, thanks for the help

58. but don't you guys have a galaxy to save or somethin'?

59. - We need your help, Static. - Say what?

60. We need you to come to the Watchtower.

61. Up there? That one?

62. Ooh, ooh, ooh! Can I come too?

63. This isn't a field trip.

64. Please, oh, please.

65. You can stuff me in the stoway bin.

66. And when we get up there, I'll stand in the corner.

67. You can choose which one.

68. He can come, but we have to move quickly.

69. You heard the man.

70. - Cool. - Cool.

71. I made it to geek heaven.

72. Look! It's some sort of multi-phasic monitoring system.

73. I'll bet it can pick up any broadcast signal on Earth.

74. I have the power conduits all set for Static.

75. I'll see you in the control room.

76. What's goin' on?

77. We were hit by a cosmic anomaly.

78. It drained the Watchtower's central power core.

79. We need you to recharge it for us.

80. Recharge the station? Me?

81. Don't you guys have jumper cables?

82. This conduit leads to the power core

83. built deep inside the center of the Watchtower.

84. Here's where you can feed in your energy.

85. Some adventure. I feel like a great big AA battery.

86. Another way of looking at it is you're preventing the station

87. from crashing somewhere on Earth.

88. Quite possibly Dakota.

89. Maybe I should start recharging the station.

90. Good idea.

91. Hey, remember your promise about staying in the corner.

92. - But— - In the corner.

93. 'We regained our thrusters.'

94. I'm re-stabilizing our Earth orbit.

95. whoosh

96. Orbit re-stabilized.

97. Easy, G.L., he's Sparky's buddy.

98. No pictures.

99. Alright, Static, now that Green Lantern's back

100. he can take it from here.

101. Good. I feel like a grilled patty.

102. We don't have to go yet, do we?

103. So far, I've only seen one corner of the room.

104. It's a distress call from Novalis 2.

105. An asteroid swarm is threatening to collide with their planet.

106. This is going to take all of us.

107. There goes an afternoon movie.

108. What about them?

109. The Watchtower isn't fully charged yet

110. so Static and Gear will have to stick around.

111. - Just in case. - By themselves?

112. As long as they don't touch anything

113. they should be fine.

114. You guys are old enough to stay home alone, right?

115. Right.

116. Pizza in the Watchtower.

117. Does it get any better than this?

118. Yeah. Hope they don't mind us raidin' the fridge.

119. Hey, we're growing superheroes.

120. And I just spent around 500 gazillion calories

121. chargin' up this place.

122. - Did you see that? - What?

123. There was a face lookin' at us on the screen.

124. It didn't look human.

125. Phew, big deal, we just spent the whole day

126. with a Martian and a Thanagarian.

127. That can't be good.

128. swoosh

129. slam

130. Run!

131. Why won't it close?

132. Maybe I can override it.

133. I think I lost my appetite.

134. I don't know if this is a good idea.

135. We don't wanna make. the J League mad.

136. You saw hawk-nose swing that mace.

137. Yeah, well, I'd like to find out why this place

138. almost blew us outta here.

139. Hey, look.

140. Huh?

141. Oh.

142. My bedroom could sure use one of those.

143. This is weird, bro.

144. 'The computer's firewalls are expanding.'

145. It's as if a virus is taking over

146. and locking everybody else out.

147. Can you isolate it?

148. Man it's slippery, but I think I got it.

149. The League files have it ID-ed.

150. The virus is called..

151. Brainiac?

152. That's the face.

153. What's he doing in their system?

154. Correction. My system.

155. I've been growing exponentially

156. ever since I sent the Justice League away.

157. What?

158. I summoned them away

159. with a false distress call.

160. 'When I dispose of you two'

161. 'the last human infestation'

162. 'will be gone from the Watchtower.'

163. Then, I will turn it into my new body

164. and use it to assimilate the planet Earth.

165. Assimilate the Earth?

166. First, I will collect all of the Earth's knowledge

167. and then, I will destroy it.

168. Whoa! This virus wants to do a lot more than erase emails.

169. Yeah, but why is he tellin' us everything?

170. It's a distraction!

171. thud

172. 'You only delayed the inevitable.'

173. All of this space will soon belong to me.

174. - Huh? - Huh?

175. And to think I begged to come here!

176. Whoa! That's a big robot.

177. 'That's like a Shaq-size robot!'

178. Backpack, I could use a little help here.

179. crash

180. Hey, computer-bot, digitize this!

181. Ah!

182. 'There is nothing you can do'

183. and no point in trying to hide.

184. We gotta call the Justice League.

185. I'm gonna try to use their comm link.

186. 'Brainiac doesn't have full control yet.'

187. 'Justice League over.'

188. 'Please come in. Justice League over.'

189. I can't boost the signal.

190. zap

191. Distress call fake.

192. 'Repeat, distress call fake!'

193. Brainiac loose and..

194. Static, look out! Look out!

195. You are only delaying the inevitable.

196. You keep sayin' that like its a bad thing.

197. stomp stomp stomp

198. crash

199. Come on!

200. zoom

201. The launch bays aren't responding. We can't get in.

202. Let's go.

203. I can't connect to any of the systems inside.

204. Brainiac has completely cut us off.

205. But maybe I can still reach Static and Gear.

206. Static, Gear, come in. Do you read me?

207. What is your situation?

208. Let's just say there's room for improvement!

209. Now, I know how my pimples feel.

210. It's time to rid myself of you human pests.

211. Uh-oh, I think you made him mad.

212. Stop. I am not done. Stop.

213. pew pew

214. Batman, you still there?

215. I've located your position.

216. You're close to the central power core.

217. You need to shut it down.

218. How am I supposed to do that?

219. You have to drain the core this time

220. and absorb its energy.

221. You mean, take back what I put into it?

222. Exactly.

223. Well, I lit this crib in the first place.

224. So, I guess I'm the best guy to turn the lights out.

225. Yeah, hi, what about Brainiac?

226. You really think he's gonna let us get near the core?

227. I've been jamming our communication

228. so he won't know our plan.

229. And now that Justice League is gonna provide

230. a major distraction.

231. So, get going. Over and out.

232. crash

233. Ah!

234. Hah!

235. boom

236. That should give Brainiac a king-sized headache.

237. I got this.

238. boom

239. This has gotta be the place.

240. Keep Backpack plugged in, just in case.

241. - Oh! - Static!

242. I am everywhere. I am everything.

243. You cannot defeat me.

244. Gear, this is no time to download music.

245. Oh, yes, it is.

246. Downloading this song a 100 billion times

247. is filling up the station's memory.

248. 'Brainiac will crash'

249. just like my home computer does

250. if I try to do too many things at once.

251. Hear that, guys, The Watchtower has been turned

252. into a house party and Gear and Static are the DJs.

253. They're trying to disorient him from the inside.

254. Looks like it's working.

255. What's-what's-what's hap-hap-hap-hap-happening?

256. Cannot-cannot concentrate.

257. Need-need-need more m-me-memory.

258. Need-need-need more m-me-memory.

259. So much for the beat. Now, it's time for the beat down.

260. Cover me, I'm going to gaze inside.

261. No-o. No.

262. No. I can-can-can cannot be-be-be beaten.

263. I am Bra-ainiac. B-B-Braini-Brainiac.

264. - 'B-B-Braini-Brainiac.' - Got to hold on.

265. One-one-one day I-I will be-be-be back, be back, be back

266. and-and-and I will play the funk down.

267. Yo, Brainiac's not too bad on the mic.

268. Mix-master Brainiac. Now, that's fat.

269. Yes, very fat indeed.

270. You did well, both of you.

271. Hey, just another day's work for us superheroes, right?

272. Do not make light of your accomplishment.

273. This was a very serious matter.

274. Yeah, you two dweebs saved the world today.

275. So, when I'm lookin' for work this summer

276. can I put that on my resume?

277. We'd better get back.

278. There's plenty of work left to do.

279. Could I please just get one picture of everyone

280. so tomorrow I can believe this actually happened?

281. Maybe one.

282. You think my pops'll understand I was late for dinner

283. 'cause I had to save the world?

284. Probably not.

285. Okay. Yeah, then I'll just tell him it was your fault.

286. Later.

287. Time to shut you down, buddy.

288. Hey, Backpack, ugh, what's the matter with you?

289. What're you doing? Hey, hey, stop!

290. So you thought it was over, did you?

291. Incorrect, human. This is only the beginning.

292. 'No, no, stop!'

293. 'Uh! Stop!'