Static Shock 3x2

Directed by

Brian Tochi as Shiv (voice) • Tia Texada as Talon (voice) • Crystal Scales as Daisy Watkins (voice) • Gary Anthony Sturgis as Ebon (voice)

Richie's newfound supersmartness leads to him becoming a superhero in his own right and Static's latest partner.

Request examples:

!req Static Shock 3x2 [02:32]
!req Static Shock 3x2 [Static Shock 3x2]
Syntax: !req EPISODE [quote or timestamp] (max. 8 square brackets)

For quotes, now you can request by index (e.g !req Static Shock 3x2 [10-11]; !req Static Shock 3x2 [20] [24]). Keep in mind, though, that index numbers might change at any time.
You can also generate a copy command with the quotes. Hover the desired subtitle and enter the amount of lines you want to copy.

Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

Note: you must use specific languages with their specific pages/discord channels.

1. Yo, Richie, what's up? Besides me.

2. - 'I need you at HQ.' - Trouble?

3. 'Just get here.'

4. Richie?

5. Richie?

6. Hey, I can't believe he ditched me.

7. 'Wearing the new uniform, huh? Looks good.'

8. - Where are you? - 'Wouldn't you like to know?'

9. Ah-ha!

10. - Alright, I give. - 'Peekaboo.'

11. Aah!

12. Oh, no! Don't!

13. He's a scouting robot.

14. I can control him with this.

15. I can see whatever he sees.

16. 'And I can broadcast my voice through him.'

17. Uh, yeah. I figured that part out by myself.

18. I call him Backpack.

19. Backpack?

20. Backpack, heel!

21. Cool.

22. I wonder if I can get my pops to spring for one.

23. I didn't buy it. I made it.

24. Get out!

25. Oh, on the other hand, you have been on kind

26. of an inventing tear lately.

27. - Look at this place. - I know.

28. I got so many ideas. It's like my brain's on fire.

29. I thought it smelled smoky.

30. I improved the range of the tracers

31. and I figured out how to make your flying disk

32. fold up smaller.

33. - What do these do? - Aah!

34. Zap caps, the next generation. Ha ha!

35. It's a Bang Baby restraint device.

36. Well, they work.

37. What's with the police scanner?

38. I programmed it to do that if it picked up

39. the word "Metahuman."

40. 'Breakout at county lock-up.'

41. 'Metahuman wing, request backup.'

42. 'I repeat, request backup.'

43. Gotta fly.

44. Can't miss this.

45. I just got word they're heading for the top floor.

46. No worries, man. This way out.

47. I've got Ebon.

48. See you at the bottom.

49. Well, it took you guys long enough.

50. I was about to cut out for a cappuccino.

51. Just do it.

52. Finally!

53. Hey, let's get out of here. The cops are everywhere.

54. 'You're worried about the police when I'm here?'

55. Static?

56. Static. You don't start none, there won't be none.

57. thud

58. Run!

59. thud

60. Sorry about the parking job.

61. I only have my learner's permit.

62. Static, you okay, man?

63. Everybody split up. Meet me back at the place.

64. Aah!

65. Completely, utterly

66. and totally my bad.

67. I know you.

68. Yeah. I get that a lot.

69. One of those faces. Heh.

70. Aah! Aah!

71. Ah.

72. You're that kid I saw talking with Static that time.

73. Uh, yeah. He was asking directions to the power plant.

74. Don't play me. Come here.

75. Hey! No, don't.. Let me..

76. You're coming with me.

77. Let him go, Ebon

78. Another time, fly boy.

79. Guaranteed.

80. Phew. Okay.

81. I guess when you become a living shadow

82. the nose is the first thing to go.

83. 'You sure you're okay?'

84. Yeah, 'cause you looked a little green around the glasses

85. when I left you.

86. Yeah? Well, how would you feel

87. if you almost got Ebonized?

88. 'Why was he messing with you, anyway?'

89. He must've wanted to use me to get to you again.

90. You want me to sneak over and hang out?

91. No, I'm cool. I got Backpack on lookout mode.

92. And I also brought a bunch of new zap caps home with me.

93. - Just in case Ebon.. Hey! - What?

94. I just got an idea how to use one of these

95. to play MP3s. Gotta go.

96. He is getting too weird.

97. Never thought we'd all end up back here again.

98. 'Isn't it great!'

99. No way anybody would look for us

100. at the old Juvie Hall.

101. Spent a lot of time here back in the day.

102. We were inmates then.

103. Now we run the place.

104. I always ran the place.

105. Anything wrong?

106. Yeah. That kid.

107. His name was Foley.

108. Every time I see him, Static's right there.

109. I shouldn't have let him slip away the first time.

110. So let's find him.

111. Just what I was thinkin'.

112. Start with the high school closest to the jail.

113. Dakota Union High?

114. Whatever. Just find him.

115. I want us on that kid like a shadow.

116. And today we're going to learn about

117. the magic of monomials.

118. 'But first I have a little problem for you.'

119. - Richie? - Uh-huh.

120. What you working on?

121. Well, I was fixing my rollerblades last night

122. while watching the Military Channel special on Harrier jets

123. you know, the ones that can make vertical take-offs

124. and landings and I was thinking, wouldn't it be super cool

125. to integrate that technology into my skates?

126. Okay.

127. Alright. Now the first step in solving this..

128. 'Uh, Mr. Foley.'

129. Mr. Foley.

130. Mr. Foley?

131. - Huh? - The problem?

132. Four over pi.

133. Perhaps, Mr. Foley, if you paid atten..

134. - What? - The answer is 4 over pi.

135. Y-yes, but, how did you know?

136. Lucky guess.

137. Come on, Richie, how did you know?

138. Beats me.

139. Sometimes your head figures out stuff

140. when you don't even know it's doing it.

141. Paper clip.

142. Circuit board.

143. Opticon scolometer.

144. Opticon wha-wha..

145. Ah, just clowning ya. We're all done.

146. - Done? With what? - Jet blades.

147. Whoo-hoo!

148. Let's see what they can really do.

149. Uh, Richie?

150. Whoa!

151. Richie, this is too much.

152. You're right. The rear boosters must be overpowered.

153. No, man, not the skates. You!

154. What do you mean?

155. The robot, the zap caps. All this stuff.

156. I mean, all of a sudden, you're braniac the maniac.

157. So, I'm a little smarter than most people.

158. - What's the big deal? - "A little?"

159. The department of defense couldn't think up

160. most of this stuff.

161. Well, they don't have to.

162. I already thought it up for 'em.

163. Focus, Richie.

164. Remember when you said your head felt like it was on fire?

165. Well, maybe you were right 'cause something's

166. really cookin' up there.

167. I do feel different lately.

168. I think faster, a lot faster.

169. Sometimes I can't stop thinking.

170. Sometimes it's like my thoughts are thinking thoughts.

171. See? I just thought that. It's like

172. ideas are exploding in my head.

173. Does it look bigger? It does, doesn't it?

174. Cranial perimeter is definitely expanding.

175. - Oh, no! - You look fine.

176. Fine? I'm having some kind of strain on the brain breakdown.

177. I could be going crazy. I..

178. Rich! You know what I think?

179. I think maybe you're becoming a Bang Baby.

180. That doesn't make any sense.

181. - Why am I changing now? - I don't know.

182. Late bloomer maybe, I mean, other bangers

183. had delayed reactions.

184. But I wasn't even at the Big Bang.

185. Yeah, but you were with me right after I got gassed.

186. And my clothes reeked of the stuff.

187. Maybe that's how you got infected

188. and it's been dormant in you all this time.

189. What do you think?

190. It's as good a theory as we got right now.

191. When he's not at school, he mostly hangs around

192. comic shops and an old gas station.

193. That's his running buddy, Virgil Hawkins.

194. Hair style look familiar?

195. Lot of dawgs wear their hair that way.

196. Not a lot of dawgs who hang out with Foley.

197. He's about the right size.

198. You think this guy could be Static?

199. Let's find out for sure.

200. - Hey, Virg. - Hey, Daise.

201. Listen, do you think Richie would tutor me in chemistry?

202. What about me? I'm the chemistry kid.

203. Yeah, but you didn't ace the final like Richie.

204. He did? Sweet!

205. You'd think.

206. But he didn't seem very happy about it.

207. Yo, bro. What's that?

208. Plans for a particle accelerator?

209. Yeah.

210. I was kiddin'. Hey, man, why so down?

211. Isn't it fun being a super brain?

212. I guess. It's just..

213. How come I couldn't get a cool power

214. like super strength or laser vision?

215. Laser vision?

216. How am I supposed to fight super villains?

217. Think them into submission?

218. All I can be is your mega-mechanic.

219. You're not just..

220. What's up? Does he need a recharge or somethin'?

221. No. He's detected a metahuman.

222. Virgil!

223. Virgil.

224. What are you doing? Stay away from him!

225. I'm taking your friend Static.

226. Y-you're wrong!

227. He's not Static!

228. Come on, Virgil.

229. If you got your shock box on you

230. I can track you down.

231. Yes! And now what?

232. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

233. Here goes everything.

234. W-whoa!

235. Whoo-hoo!

236. Aaah aaah! Whaaah!

237. Oops! My bad.

238. Hoo hoo hoo!

239. Huh?

240. Sharon always said I was gonna end up in one of these.

241. Hey! Let me out of here!

242. Fine, be that way. I'll let myself out.

243. Wait. Maybe that's what they want me to do.

244. Thought for sure he was going to blow the door down.

245. He still might. Wait and see.

246. Sorry, I'm still working on the brakes.

247. V-man?

248. 'V-man! Where are you?'

249. I'm in some kind of cell.

250. I think I'm being watched, so I can't use my powers.

251. Don't worry. I'm here to save you.

252. Say what?

253. I'm already inside. It's the old Juvie Hall.

254. Lucky move. Think you can do it again?

255. What was that?

256. Probably Bigfoot tripping over his own feet again.

257. Hmm. Check it out.

258. Hey, Sasquatch! What's all the racket?

259. Kangor?

260. You're not Kangor, are you? Gotcha!

261. - Huh? - Nope.

262. Got you.

263. We'll talk later.

264. Virgil, you're right. Ebon's got a camera on you.

265. 'Act naturally. I think I can take it out.'

266. Richie, what's going on? Where are you?

267. Right here, V-man.

268. Quiet. They might be watching.

269. They are watching... reruns.

270. I had Backpack manipulate a loop of you

271. which he's feeding into Ebon's monitor right now.

272. Nice!

273. One funky fresh superhero costume.

274. - Problem, man? - We've been ambushed!

275. - What? By who? - We're still working that out.

276. I wanna tag in Robin, the boy wonder.

277. - Uh, no. - See?

278. It's a work in progress.

279. So we had the wrong guy. Doesn't matter. We got you now.

280. May I? You've already done so much.

281. Aah!

282. Nice job.

283. Couldn't have done it without you.

284. What do you think?

285. I think you're spending more time

286. in front of the mirror than my sister does.

287. And it's starting to worry me.

288. We still gotta come up with a superhero handle.

289. How about Hardware?

290. I think somebody's using it.

291. Steel?

292. Well, it's gotta say somethin' about all this gear I got.

293. Gear. What about that?

294. Gear? Perfectamundo.

295. 'Metahuman known as Hotstreak'

296. 'on rampage at 52nd and main.'

297. 'Request backup.'