Static Shock 3x15

Directed by

Terence Stamp as Dennis / Professor Menace (voice) • Brock Peters as Morris Grant / Soul Power (voice) • Rodney Saulsberry as Phillip Rollins / Sparky (voice) • Maria Canals-Barrera as Shelly Sandoval (voice)

Static teams up with a retired superhero when the old crimefighter's nemesis comes back to threaten the town of Dakota.

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1. '"This was the final showdown. Good versus evil.'

2. '"Soul Power braced himself'

3. '"would his superpowers stand up to'

4. 'the horrible hats of the haberdasher."'

5. Ha ha! Dig that. Soul Power is scared of hats.

6. Boy, don't be dissin' Soul Power.

7. Those hats are deadly.

8. Come on. Mr. Grant, how dangerous can a hat be?

9. Oh, leave the boy alone, Morris. And quit interrupting.

10. I keep hoping maybe this time that arrogant Soul Power

11. gets it in the chops.

12. Dennis, I am this close to givin' you a knuckle sandwich

13. Just keep reading, Sparky, and give it some '60s groove

14. You kids today have no sense of style. Back in my day..

15. Not again.

16. Cars were faster, threads were finer

17. and the girls were foxy.

18. - Oh! - Mm-mmm

19. That's it. Lunchbreak.

20. Hey, you're not done with Soul Power.

21. Trust me, I am done with Soul Power.

22. Stay tuned for weather and sports after these messages.

23. Sharon, you gotta let me go home, please.

24. What's wrong now?

25. It's Mr. Grant. He is making me crazy.

26. Virgil, you said you'd come here to the retirement home

27. to help me. Now you wanna leave me short handed.

28. - What kind of help is that? - But I—

29. This is community service, Virgil.

30. It's your duty as a citizen.

31. Besides, you could learn a few things from the older generation

32. Like what? How to annoy people?

33. We interrupt this broadcast for a special report.

34. A major crime is in progress at the Dakota Museum of Technology.

35. 'It began just moments ago.'

36. Uh-oh. Looks like it's time for my kind of community service.

37. Whoa! Slow down boy, where is the fire?

38. Wha-ah-haa!

39. - Good bye old folks! Hello.. - Static?

40. Mr. Grant?

41. Well, I guess you're wondering what's with the costume.

42. Well, I, um..

43. Don't sweat it, boy, I knew you're Static

44. when I first met you.

45. - Wha.. you did? - Yep.

46. I can feel the electrical field around you.

47. Whoa! How did you do that?

48. Because, I have a secret identity too.

49. This'll help you recognize me.

50. You're the Lone Ranger?

51. - No, boy, it's me, Soul Power. - What?

52. And you're gonna take me with you to that museum.

53. Whoa, man are you trippin'?

54. Why would I do a whack thing like that?

55. Because if you don't, I'll tell all my friends

56. I met a real superhero today

57. Virgil Hawkins.

58. No way, you can't blackmail me.

59. You're not goin' and that's final.

60. Whoa! Whoa! Ooh! Ooh!

61. Are you sure you won't fall?

62. Of course not. Heck in my day

63. I got around by surfing the power lines.

64. They had electricity in your day?

65. Don't be flip, Sparky.

66. Please don't call me Sparky.

67. Hey, how'd you get to be superhero anyway.

68. It all started in the early '60s.

69. I was a just a normal cap until I got in the way

70. of some thugs that wanted to trash Hoover Dam.

71. Transformers blew, giving me the power of ten turbines.

72. I fought all sorts of scum in my day.

73. But the worst of them all was my arch enemy

74. Professor Menace.

75. Professor Menace? What?

76. Was the name Dr. Bad Dude already taken?

77. Laugh all you want, kid, but Menace came this close

78. to taking over the world.

79. Back in '63, we had our last big battle.

80. I had just about beat him, when he suddenly stepped back

81. hit a switch and his whole lab exploded.

82. I got out okay, but I never did find any trace of him

83. A bad guy who wants to rule the world. Heh. That's original.

84. Was he gonna do it all by himself? Or did he have help?

85. He used robots exactly like the ones at the museum.

86. What?

87. That's why I had to come with you.

88. Those robots on TV once belonged to Professor Menace.

89. - Right on! - Hey! Come back here!

90. Yep, those are them, alright.

91. Looks like about five minutes work. Be right back.

92. No. Wait!

93. Huh?

94. Aah!

95. You kids today don't listen, do ya?

96. I told you Professor Menace was my arch enemy

97. That means he knows how to fight someone with electrical powers!

98. Okay! Okay!

99. So, maybe I can't fire right at these old school junk piles

100. but I have other tricks up my sleeve.

101. crash

102. See, these oversized wind up toys might have been the bomb

103. back in your day, but to me..

104. - Look out! - Whoa! Ah!

105. What's... what's happening?

106. - He is draining you. - Ahh..

107. After all these years, it's time for a little

108. Soul Power.

109. Ha!

110. Unh!

111. Back off!

112. Menace, I know you are listening!

113. It's me... Soul Power!

114. Hello, old foe, and I do stress the word "old."

115. What a surprise to find you still alive, if only barely.

116. How can you still be so young?

117. When I destroyed my laboratory

118. I secretly slipped into a hidden chamber.

119. There I was cryogenically frozen and preserved.

120. Now I have reawakened in this modern time

121. and with these I can finish what I started years ago.

122. Well, I don't know why you've stolen them

123. but I am not gonna let you keep 'em.

124. Ah! Oh! Oh!

125. Alas, dear Soul Power, you just don't have the juice.

126. How fitting that I should be the one to

127. finally turn out your lights.

128. Come on!

129. I could destroy you now, but I'll wait.

130. I want you to participate in my ultimate moment of triumph.

131. That robot took us on like we were nothin'.

132. We are not licked yet Sparky.

133. Will you stop calling me that?

134. And from now on there is no more we!

135. If I am gonna get whooped again I don't need your commentary!

136. 'See ya, greedy one.'

137. 'And after he defeat a villain'

138. 'he'd do his funky Soul Power dance.'

139. Yeah, Soul Power. He heh, Soul Power!

140. Ha ha ha ha!

141. Pops! Do not dance!

142. Heh heh heh! Yeah, Soul Power was a real hero alright.

143. I had all his comic books

144. until my mother made me throw them away.

145. Oh, the money I could have made.

146. Yo! I just asked you what you knew about him.

147. I didn't realize you were a super-fanboy.

148. People forget that he was the Static of his day.

149. Heh. Maybe even better.

150. I don't think so.

151. I remember one time..

152. I got it.

153. - Uh-Uh. - Hey!

154. Hello, Missy.

155. Mr. Grant, what brings you here?

156. Virgil promised to help me with something.

157. If he is not too busy?

158. Of course, he is not busy at all.

159. Are you kiddin'? I gotta clean my room, mow the lawn..

160. And have you seen our gutters lately?

161. Virgil, if you made a promise, you better keep it.

162. Alright. Alright.

163. Nice to see y'all.

164. What a sweet old guy.

165. I'll bet Virgil could learn a lot from him.

166. Wah-eeh-doo!

167. Actually, this is pretty cool.

168. It beats the senior shuttle bus.

169. So, this is your big plan, to hide in the smelly, old subway?

170. No.

171. My plan begins inside here.

172. Welcome, Sparky, to my old HQ, the power pad.

173. I mean it, stop callin' me.. Whoa!

174. You have got to be kiddin'

175. Have a look round while I see if things still work.

176. Hey, why'd you give this place a lame name like the power pad?

177. Hey, it was cool in the '60s. Why? Where do you hang out?

178. The abandoned gas station of solitude.

179. Oh, yeah. That sounds much better.

180. Hey, who's that?

181. That was my teenage sidekick.

182. Good kid, but kinda mouthy.

183. - 'What was his name?' - 'Sparky.'

184. 30 years without cranking it up and it works like a charm.

185. I am programming in data about what Menace stole today.

186. It should tell us what he's up to.

187. - I was afraid of this. - What?

188. Seaside Georgia, 1961, peaceful little place

189. Until Menace came to visit with a lean mean weather machine.

190. It took everything I had to beat him.

191. Ah!

192. But now the computer says

193. he's at his weather control game again.

194. And if we don't stop him... we're in big trouble.

195. Okay, how do we stop him?

196. We get prepared.

197. - What's this? - An electro-amplifier.

198. It can boost your power in an emergency.

199. Or since it's over 30-years-old it could short out and fry me.

200. Good point. Better use it as a last resort.

201. I hope this isn't why Sparky's not around anymore

202. Now we're ready to go. But we're going in style.

203. I give you The soul mobile.

204. Can this clunker even start?

205. Where are we going?

206. To see a man about a map. A weather map.

207. After all these years, I can't believe it!

208. Believe it, Phil. I'm back, and I need your help!

209. I want access to your satellites

210. I'm sorry, Soul Power, but I can't allow that

211. unless you're a government-approved client.

212. Look, years ago, you were a young man

213. who used to call me his idol.

214. Now you're the powerful Mr. Rollins

215. head of this big defense satellite firm

216. Don't tell me you're too high and mighty

217. to help out an old friend.

218. Times have changed, Soul Power.

219. Everything these days is about

220. security clearance. I can't do it.

221. Back in the '60s I fought so that young men like you would

222. have a chance to get to this position.

223. You also taught us never to break rules.

224. And I won't, not even for you.

225. Besides, aren't you too old for this sort of thing?

226. You're never too old to fight for justice

227. Ooh, that's debatable.

228. I'm sorry, Soul Power.

229. Come on, kid. We have work to do

230. - Is he the new Sparky? - No!

231. - Now what? - Back to the power pad.

232. I need to tap into those top secret satellites.

233. You stole his security card?

234. You know how things cling to you

235. when you have static electricity

236. Right on.

237. Solid. Now, search for any kind of rare weather pattern.

238. 'Uh, most of that's just global warming.'

239. 'I am picking up a disturbance.'

240. It's outside Dakota in the high hills.

241. I think I'm finally getting the hang of this.

242. So what exactly are we lookin' for?

243. Uh... never mind.

244. It's got to be his headquarters.

245. 'That's his weather machine on top.'

246. Remember, this time we work as a team.

247. crash

248. crash

249. Ah!

250. How fortunate for me, that you two dropped in.

251. - And right on time. - W-what do you mean?

252. I was missing one component for my weather machine.

253. Enough power to make it truly effective.

254. Now you two shall be my batteries.

255. When the world sees what I can do to the city of Dakota

256. they'll pay me never to do it again.

257. It's all my fault this was a trap!

258. Maybe, maybe I can use

259. this to short-circuit this arm.

260. Soul Power, are you okay?

261. Maybe I am too old for this.

262. Thanks to me, Dakota is doomed.

263. Gotta get back to the city.

264. How? I don't have enough power left to fly.

265. - I can barely walk. - Maybe I can help.

266. Mr. Rollins! What are you doin' here?

267. Menace has taken over my satellites.

268. He's using them to control the weather.

269. How'd he manage to do that?

270. He pretended to be one of my government defense clients.

271. We gave him top level access and, boom!

272. So much for security.

273. But how did you find us?

274. I still have our old tracers partner.

275. Heh heh! Just like old times, eh?

276. - Whoa! You're Sparky? - That's right

277. My old costume stretches enough to still fit

278. You guys ready for a recharge?

279. You bet! Get ready, world 'cause it's time for a little..

280. Soul Power!

281. So how did you get you power?

282. My costume is electrically charged.

283. When I was a kid, I invented it to be like him.

284. So where to, Sparky?

285. How should I know?

286. - He was talking to me. - Oh.

287. - Down there. That building. - The Dakota retirement home?

288. Yes. According to my data someplace underground.

289. I never knew there was anything down here.

290. Blast through that wall.

291. No! Not you again.

292. He's my enemy. Leave him to me.

293. Destroy them!

294. Ah!

295. Give up, Soul Power you're too old.

296. You're never too old to fight for justice, Lame brain.

297. Hear that, Menace?

298. These kids today are, uh... pretty smart.

299. Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

300. Right on.

301. Aah! Unh!

302. Look. It was all a holographic illusion.

303. He really is old, like me! Dennis!

304. All these years, I've waited, and planned my revenge.

305. And now, you've still won.

306. I should have stuck to basket-weaving. Oh!

307. 'Well... that's that.'

308. With the last of my supervillains out of the way

309. Soul Power is officially retired.

310. Listen, um, I just wanted to say that

311. I learned a lot from you after all, so..

312. You know, uh, thanks

313. Hey, that's what you do with knowledge, kid.

314. - You pass it on. - Cool.

315. But you know, there's one thing you didn't teach me.

316. - What's that? - That dance.

317. How do those funky moves go?

318. First of all, you've gotta muster up a little Soul Power.

319. Right on!