Static Shock 3x13

Directed by

Ron Perlman as Heavyman / Koenig (voice) • Dennis Haysbert as Chief Barnsdale (voice) • Phil Morris as Jonathan Vale (voice) • Pamela Tyson as Dolores Vale (voice) • Rosslynn Taylor Jordan as Shenice / She-Bang (voice)

Shebang returns to Dakota to enlist Static and Gear's help when her parents go missing and are feared kidnapped.

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1. 'No sign of explosives, no battering ram.'

2. That wall went down by brute force.

3. Word. Sounds like a Bang Baby.

4. This makes four break-ins so far this week.

5. All chemistry labs.

6. Hmm, maybe this guy's making

7. the world's strongest vitamins.

8. Yo, Static, look over here.

9. Whoever did this is one burly dude.

10. He left his footprints.

11. In solid wood?

12. Okay, what about Kangor?

13. No, he's in lockup.

14. Besides, that footprint was normal size.

15. Kangor wears something like a size 196 wide.

16. Must be murder trying to find socks.

17. swoosh

18. - We're gettin' close. - Roger.

19. Commence evasive maneuver.

20. I wish you'd stop that.

21. Haha! Race ya!

22. swoosh

23. What took you so long?

24. Next time.

25. zap

26. zap zap

27. Dispenser, command. Root beer.

28. Sometimes I have this mask on for so long

29. it starts to feel like a part of my face.

30. Yeah, me too.

31. Oh!

32. Did you just say "Oh?"

33. Great, now your alarm goes off?

34. Okay, come out.

35. And don't try anything funny.

36. No, funny is your department.

37. - Shebang? - Shebang?

38. Virgil Hawkins and Richie Foley.

39. High school superheroes, who would've guessed?

40. Oh, by the way, love the masks.

41. - Oh. Here. - Oh. Sorry.

42. You know, running after you all night made me thirsty.

43. May I?

44. - How did you find us? - I followed you.

45. Personally, I think you could use a secret entrance.

46. Hey, if we want your advice we'll ask!

47. Now, why are you here?

48. I-I might need your help.

49. You need our help?

50. It's my parents.

51. I think somebody kidnapped them.

52. Three days ago, my parents left

53. to attend an important meeting.

54. I thought security would be going with them

55. but now I find out security knew nothing about it.

56. So what makes you think your parents are here in Dakota?

57. We had a web cam chat two days ago.

58. I recorded it.

59. You can see the Dakota Media Center in the background.

60. 'But when do you get to come home?'

61. As soon as we can, hon.

62. But first, we promised to meet someone.

63. It's hard to explain, Shenice.

64. - It's him. - We gotta go, sweetie.

65. We'll call tonight, we promise.

66. - 'Aah!' - Jonathan!

67. I haven't heard from them since.

68. What does witness protection say?

69. Nothing. Just, "Sit tight."

70. We'll find them for you.

71. Find them for me? Oh, no.

72. I need help, but I'm not helpless.

73. Shenice, we've had more experience with this stuff.

74. I don't care, I'm coming too!

75. - No, you're not. - Yes, I am!

76. No you're not!

77. Yes, she is.

78. This is the right hotel.

79. Now, we need to find the right room.

80. - Shebang! - Shebang!

81. - Whoa! - Whoa!

82. Give a brother a little warning, huh?

83. - This is it. - Yup.

84. It matches the background on the video file.

85. zap

86. No sign of the parents though.

87. Maybe I can pick up some prints.

88. Give me a full scan of the room, Backpack.

89. Chemicals, fibers, anything.

90. - Uh-oh. - What did you find?

91. Same footprints we saw at the chemistry lab break-in.

92. So, our looter is also a kidnapper.

93. What looter? What break-in?

94. He's picking up a police bulletin.

95. 'All units, there is a metahuman'

96. 'crime in progress.'

97. 'Dakota Chemical Plant, route 92.'

98. 'Please respond, all units.'

99. I wonder if it's bigfoot.

100. Will somebody please tell me what's going on?

101. I'll explain on the way.

102. Hey!

103. clang

104. I need backup. Lots of backup!

105. boom

106. stomp stomp stomp

107. Get me out of here! Help!

108. It's open. Get over here.

109. 'Yo, bigfoot!'

110. Your shopping spree is over.

111. Now watch a professional at work.

112. 4000 pounds!

113. Boy, you'd better lay off the desserts!

114. I don't have time for this.

115. thud thud

116. - Unh! - Aah!

117. stomp stomp stomp

118. screech

119. - Catch! - Aah!

120. By the way, that goo you're sitting in

121. is stronger than concrete.

122. - Unh! - Yah! Oh!

123. Back off, big man!

124. Uhh!

125. Down you go!

126. You're strong, Shenice..

127. but not strong enough.

128. It's you!

129. Ohh!

130. thud

131. Mom? Dad?

132. Get out of the way, Shenice. Now!

133. stomp stomp

134. Mom! Dad!

135. What are you doin' standin' out there?

136. You almost got squashed!

137. My parents! They're inside those things!

138. What?

139. whirr whirr

140. Hurry!

141. We're trying. These aren't easy to operate

142. Keep working. I'll handle them.

143. If you do anything to hurt our daughter..

144. Not to worry, Dolores.

145. I'll just shake 'em up a bit.

146. stomp

147. thud

148. Aah!

149. Dumpster. Why is it always a dumpster?

150. When this guy says he's gonna hit the road, he means it.

151. swoosh

152. Whoa, dude, that's liquid nitrogen. Minus 321 Fahrenheit.

153. Put down the tank, man.

154. One touch of that and you're frozen yogurt.

155. Speak for yourself.

156. - Clear out! - Clearing!

157. Static, where are you?

158. 'I don't know! I can't see.'

159. 'Gonna burn this off.'

160. He escaped.

161. Everybody okay?

162. I guess... except—

163. My parents are gone. Again!

164. Our house specialty

165. the abandoned burrito of solitude!

166. One bite and you'll need to be alone.

167. No, thanks.

168. Man, she is seriously down.

169. I'm using my best jokes.

170. Maybe that's what's depressing her.

171. Listen, Shenice.

172. I know things look bad, but it's gonna be okay.

173. How's it gonna be okay, Virgil?

174. I've spent my whole life hiding my past and living a lie

175. but I always believed I could trust my parents.

176. Now, I find out they're living an even bigger lie.

177. All I know is we're your friends

178. but you have to let us help you.

179. Okay first off, who's the heavy dude with the skin condition?

180. He's.. I don't know.

181. Rich, do an internet check on Shenice's parents.

182. Maybe that'll give us a lead on this guy.

183. No, forget it! Don't bother.

184. I'm gonna handle this by myself.

185. Shenice, I'm sorry your mom and dad are involved

186. but they broke the law.

187. Yeah, and we're crime fighters.

188. We have to, you know, fight crime.

189. No! Butt out!

190. If you don't, I'll..

191. I'll tell everybody about your secret identities.

192. She wouldn't do that.

193. Would she?

194. - Unlocked. - Pressure's steady.

195. - Where's Koenig? - He's over there... snacking.

196. Koenig, put it down.

197. Amazing, isn't it?

198. This must weigh 500 pounds

199. but to me it feels light as a balloon!

200. Koenig, you're a fool!

201. The greater your density, the harder it will be to—

202. I know what it's doing to me, Jonathan, but I'm hungry!

203. The longer I'm like this, the more mass I need to absorb.

204. The pressure chamber can't take your weight. You'll break it.

205. And everything you've done to yourself

206. and to us will be for nothing.

207. Well, Jonathan

208. that's why I'm counting on you and Dolores

209. to make sure that doesn't happen.

210. You keep working.

211. I'll go greet our intruders.

212. stomp

213. creak

214. Never thought I'd see this place again.

215. crash

216. Welcome back, Shenice.

217. Aren't you gonna say hello to an old family friend?

218. Let her go!

219. Darling, we're so sorry we—

220. Sorry doesn't cut it!

221. What are you doing back here?

222. 'The government shut this place down!'

223. 'We needed a place to work.'

224. What's goin' on?

225. As you know, before you were..

226. Before you came along

227. we worked with Dr. Koenig here.

228. We were trying to find a way for living cells

229. to absorb energy more efficiently.

230. Bypass the whole metabolic process.

231. It was a dead end.

232. We went on to another project.

233. Me?

234. Yes, while Koenig continued his research.

235. He experimented on himself.

236. You see the results.

237. I achieved my goal.

238. I gained the ability to absorb mass from other objects.

239. Their atomic structure collapses

240. I become tougher.

241. Unfortunately, I also ended up

242. with some unpleasant side effects.

243. I can't stop the process!

244. Soon he won't be able to move.

245. He'll become a living statue.

246. That's why he stole those things

247. so we could build this chamber

248. and force the cure into his skin under pressure.

249. Why help him at all?

250. Simple self-interest.

251. Show her.

252. If your parents don't cure me

253. I'll push this button.

254. Three minutes later, those collars

255. 'will inject them with poison.'

256. I can break those in a second.

257. Ah, but if you even try

258. they'll go off and I'm the only one

259. who knows the deactivation code.

260. - You're sick! - Agreed.

261. Now, let's get to work.

262. click click click

263. - Any luck, Rich? - No, nothing much.

264. In fact, the only picture file I found

265. 'is an old annual report from the last place they worked.'

266. Wait, zoom in on that guy.

267. A little digital doctoring..

268. zap

269. Check it out. It's our heavy man!

270. Let's roll.

271. creak creak

272. Seals are good.

273. Pressure's increasing.

274. I'm infusing the antidote.

275. 'Now.'

276. Aah!

277. - What's wrong? - His skin is too dense.

278. None of the antidote is getting through.

279. beep

280. Koenig, this isn't working.

281. Don't stop. Turn up the pressure.

282. But we're already in the red!

283. I don't care!

284. Look out!

285. I warned you what would happen if you failed me!

286. You have three minutes left.

287. beep

288. It's not their fault!

289. thud

290. Kiss your parents goodbye, Shenice.

291. Aah!

292. Oh, yeah, interception!

293. What'd we miss?

294. You have to stop him!

295. stomp stomp stomp

296. thud

297. No, Gear, wait! My parents need you.

298. Hey, heavy, this nova burst should lighten you up!

299. I can absorb anything you throw at me.

300. Can the same be said for you?

301. I don't like the sound of that.

302. Let's have a little lesson in structural engineering, Static.

303. Aah!

304. crash

305. Class dismissed.

306. This guy really knows how to bring down the house.

307. Come on, Backpack, find the combo.

308. One minute.

309. I don't wanna lose you!

310. 'Stay put, you freak!'

311. thud thud thud

312. You absorbed everything!

313. Not everything.

314. No, let me handle this.

315. Come on, Backpack, you can do it.

316. Four seconds, three

317. two..

318. Thank goodness!

319. I gotta help Static.

320. Gear.

321. I've gotta go.

322. Wait for me!

323. You had to interfere, didn't you?

324. 'Well, now, you'll pay the ultimate price!'

325. stomp

326. What's below this floor?

327. Underground parking. Why?

328. Aah!

329. crash

330. clang

331. Can't... move.

332. That's it, big boy. No more milkshakes for you

333. 'What's gonna happen to him?'

334. I don't know.

335. Maybe, somebody can find a cure.

336. Huh, one thing's for sure..

337. 'He's not goin' anywhere.'

338. Listen, guys, I'm sorry about before

339. when I made that threat.

340. I would never give away your secrets.

341. No biggie. It was the heat of the moment.

342. This stuff happens all the time when you're a team.

343. - A team? - A team?

344. Uh, yeah, sure. We're a team. Why not?

345. Shenice, you're welcome to join us any time you're in town.

346. - Cool! - Just call first, okay?