Static Shock 3x12

Directed by

Nicollette Sheridan as Miss Moore / Darcy (voice) • Bud Cort as Toyman (voice) • George Newbern as Superman / Clark Kent (voice) • Danica McKellar as Frieda (voice) • Crystal Scales as Daisy Watkins (voice)

Static teams up with Superman when the Man of Steel's old nemesis Toyman appears in Dakota.

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1. The purpose of today's field trip is to

2. see some of the natural flora and fauna here in Dakota.

3. Who can tell me what flora and fauna are?

4. Daisy.

5. Flora are plants and fauna are animals.

6. Very good, and can you tell me what kinds of animals

7. we might find in Dakota?

8. There are members of the cervidae family

9. 'like deer, and members of the rodentia family'

10. such as squirrels and raccoons.

11. (Ms. Moore) 'Excellent, Daisy.'

12. I can tell you what kind of animal's on this bus.

13. Can you say teacher's pet?

14. Yo, Richie. Are there any giant monkeys in this part of Dakota?

15. What in the world?

16. - 'Aah!' - 'Aah!'

17. Somebody, get us off here!

18. Definitely looks like major fauna to me.

19. What it looks like is some extracurricular activity

20. for Static and Gear.

21. - 'Aah!' - 'Go, run! Run!'

22. Quickly, everyone this way.

23. 'Daisy, stay close to me.'

24. Keep your paws to yourself, you big ape.

25. Keep this up, and you can try out for the school band.

26. Hey, if you're lookin', for a playmate follow me.

27. clank clank clank

28. Aah!

29. I heard that.

30. Uh-oh.

31. 'Crunch time.'

32. Anybody wants to help out a young, gifted

33. and about-to-be-squashed hero.

34. Now would be the time!

35. (Superman) 'I'll take that offer.'

36. Huh?

37. Uhh!

38. Need some help getting this monkey off your back, Static?

39. - Superman? - Thanks.

40. Now it's my turn.

41. bang

42. clank

43. Thanks, Superman.

44. You're welcome.

45. crash

46. You know, maybe what you need is a little diversion.

47. How 'bout a one-way trip to the junkyard?

48. Aah!

49. crash

50. - Thanks again, Superman. - No problem.

51. I'm glad I got here in time.

52. Hey, you two go ahead and chat I'll be just fine.

53. - Gear, you okay, bro? - No.

54. My one chance to tag-team with Superman

55. and I miss it 'cause I bust my ankle!

56. (Superman) Nothing's broken. Just looks like a bad sprain.

57. You'll probably have to keep off it for a few days.

58. Whoa! I just had my ankle X-rayed by Superman.

59. I'm never gonna wash it again.

60. I have to go, but you two keep up the good work.

61. Hmm. Wonder where he's off to.

62. Hope he didn't leave the heater on at the fortress of solitude.

63. Yeah, he'd have to start calling it

64. the giant puddle of solitude.

65. So what do you think Superman's doing in Dakota?

66. Beats me.

67. Here's another good question.

68. What do you think that was doing in Dakota?

69. We got props from Superman!

70. - Can you believe that? - And nobody around to hear it.

71. - True, true. Maybe next time. - Be real.

72. Superman's an all-star.

73. He doesn't have time to hang out in Dakota. Trust me.

74. That's the last we'll see of him for a long while.

75. Virgil, Ritchie! I want you to meet Mr. Clark Kent.

76. 'He's a reporter for "The Daily Planet."'

77. Hey, I know you. My pops reads your articles all the time.

78. Yesterday, Superman shows up, and now you.

79. Is this, like, Metropolis week in Dakota?

80. No. Actually, Superman is the reason I'm here.

81. Mr. Kent's writing an article about Superman's fight

82. with that giant monkey.

83. Well, I guess Superman did help out Static a little.

84. That's Static. S-T-A..

85. - So you two saw the fight? - Yeah, we saw.

86. Really? Where were you when it happened?

87. - Where.. Were.. We.. - Uh.. Da.. Wha.. Uh..

88. See, now, that-that's a good question.

89. And, you know, that's probably why you're a good reporter

90. because you ask questions that are like that, good.

91. Can I quote you two on that?

92. Mr. Kent, if you want to talk to someone

93. who really knows the deal, ask Ms. Moore.

94. She was there, too. Ms. Moore!

95. 'Ms. Moore!'

96. That's weird.

97. That's class. We gotta go, Mr. Kent.

98. Very nice to have met you all.

99. - Thanks for everything. - Bye. See you later.

100. You've been more help than you know.

101. Thought I saw you ducking in here, Darcy.

102. Do you mind, Kent?

103. I could use a little privacy while I fix my face.

104. I've been having trouble with my left eye.

105. The things a girl does to keep up her looks.

106. Cute. What're you doing in Dakota?

107. A tip from Superman. He told me Toyman was here.

108. I couldn't figure out why until now.

109. I thought changing my identity and moving to a new city

110. would throw him off my trail but Toyman's obsessed.

111. I guess I knew sooner or later he'd find me.

112. Maybe I can help you get away.

113. No, I've been running from Toyman

114. ever since he gave me a personality.

115. Now, for the first time, I have a life.

116. I'm not going to give it up for him.

117. Or anyone else.

118. - Something wrong? - Just stay here.

119. I'll be right back.

120. Is that what I think it is?

121. (Virgil) It depends. Do you think it's a giant bouncing clown?

122. - Aah! - Aah!

123. crash

124. - Aah! - You have got to be kidding me!

125. Superman! You're relocating here?

126. Just thought I'd lend a hand.

127. I don't think I need any help.

128. This is almost too easy.

129. (Static) Whoa!

130. Uh.. Maybe I spoke too soon.

131. Come on, Static. Let's put away the toys.

132. Send for reinforcements. We need backup.

133. Unh!

134. boing

135. Oh!

136. - Static! - Daisy!

137. boing

138. This clown posse really is insane.

139. Hey! Uhh!

140. That ought to take the bounce out of your step.

141. Let's see how funny you think a couple thousand volts are.

142. Aah!

143. - Nice work. - Not quite.

144. One of these crazy clowns got away with a student.

145. A student?

146. I thought he was after..

147. After who?

148. - She's gone. - Who's gone?

149. Ms. Moore.

150. What's she got to do with this?

151. Do you know where she lives?

152. It'd be on file in the office.

153. Take me there and I'll explain everything on the way.

154. (Toyman) 'Oh, yay! Miss Daisy is finally awake'

155. 'and ready to play.'

156. Who, what are you?

157. I'm Toyman. I'm so happy to meet you.

158. Let me go.

159. I'm sorry. I can't do that.

160. Miss Moore, tell him to let me go.

161. Sorry, Daisy, he's brought you here at my request.

162. What? You're a part of this?

163. Not just part, Darcy here is at the very heart

164. of everything that's about to happen.

165. - Darcy? - Yes, Darcy.

166. My most perfect robot toy

167. but she doesn't wanna be a doll anymore.

168. She wants to be human. She wants to be... you!

169. Let the game begin.

170. Uhh! Uhh!

171. toot toot

172. A living robot?

173. Yes, and Toyman is obsessed with her.

174. If we can find her, we might be able to find out

175. where he's taken Daisy.

176. Wonder what's in here.

177. zap

178. - Nice trick. - Yeah.

179. When you can't punch 'em down, you improvise.

180. Everything for the well-dressed robot.

181. Wonder who made all this stuff.

182. It has a serial number.

183. If we can trace it, it might lead us to Toyman.

184. Gear has a database that could find

185. a cotton ball in a blizzard.

186. Static to Gear. You copy?

187. The memory transfer grid is set and functioning.

188. What are you gonna do?

189. This machine will make an exact nani-duplicate

190. of a person for Darcy to inhabit.

191. It was up to her to choose the person

192. she wanted me to replicate.

193. That's why I disguised myself as a teacher

194. and took a job at the high school

195. to find the perfect person for my new self.

196. - 'I found you.' - Perfect? Me? No way!

197. I missed half the questions in chem lab

198. and don't ask me how to spell mitochondria.

199. I'm ready to begin.

200. toot

201. Miss Moore, please.

202. Miss Moore doesn't exist anymore

203. soon you can just call me Daisy.

204. The transfer of the DNA is flawless.

205. In a moment, I will finally have my living doll.

206. boom

207. - I don't think so, Toyman. - Boo-yah!

208. Told you Gear would figure out where Toyman was holed up.

209. Superman?

210. Uh, that's Superman and Static.

211. Honest, what's a brother gotta do to get a little recognition?

212. You two deserve a paddling.

213. Aah!

214. Does this guy have any toys that are just toys?

215. boom

216. toot

217. ding

218. She's ready! She's ready!

219. I'm alive.

220. I'm finally alive.

221. - You did it! - Hee.

222. Whoa, I must have hit my head.

223. I'm seein' double.

224. Toyman, be a doll and get rid of them.

225. Anything for you.

226. whirr

227. Are all supervillains like this

228. or do you just attract the really weird ones?

229. I'll handle this. You go after.. Huh!

230. - Uh, uh, uhh! - Superman?

231. My soldiers aren't green for nothin', Superman.

232. They have Kryptonite mixed with their plastic.

233. (Toyman) 'Your power has no effect either.'

234. 'You see, they have plastic mixed in with their Kryptonite'

235. 'and, as you know, plastic is not affected by electricity.'

236. 'Kind of works out nicely all around, doesn't it?'

237. zap zap zap

238. Aah! Uhh!

239. (Toyman) 'I have my new and lovely Darcy'

240. and it's the end of Superman and what's his name..

241. This is the best day ever.

242. Sorry to have to ruin it for you.

243. screech

244. What? That's not one of my toys!

245. No. It's one of mine!

246. You silly little man, did you really think

247. once I had a new body I would spend

248. the rest of my life with you?

249. Please, Darcy.

250. You said... you said you loved me.

251. I only loved the fact you could make me human.

252. The girl.

253. So you wanna play hide and seek?

254. How about if we play search and destroy?

255. You know, I never did like playing toy soldiers.

256. (Daisy) How do I get out of here?

257. I gotta get some help.

258. Going somewhere?

259. Since I'm the perfect copy

260. I don't want the original around anymore.

261. It's time to break the mold.

262. Everyone will know you're a fake.

263. How? You and I are a perfect match down to our DNA.

264. - But you can't be me. - Of course I can.

265. Every day while you were in my class

266. I watched and studied you.

267. I'll be a better Daisy than you ever were.

268. These guys have to have some sort of

269. computer chip inside of them

270. and computer chips are ultrasensitive

271. to static electricity.

272. If I can just create a highly charged atmosphere.

273. Yes!

274. zap

275. - How you feelin', super dude? - Ah.

276. I have a super headache but I'll be okay.

277. You watch bubble boy. I gotta find Daisy.

278. Ahh!

279. It's useless fighting me. You won't feel a thing.

280. No! Ah!

281. (Static) Stop!

282. Aah!

283. Static, save me.

284. Huh?

285. Gotcha!

286. And you're comin' with me, too, Darcy.

287. But I'm not Darcy.

288. Aah! Static, you've got it all wrong.

289. I'm the real Daisy. She's the fake.

290. She's lying, Static. You saw how she threw me into that vat.

291. Static, you know who I am.

292. Well, uh, I, uh..

293. (Superman) 'Problem, Static?'

294. I hate to say it but I can't tell 'em apart.

295. Well, maybe I can.

296. That's right, you've got X-ray vision.

297. Go on, Superman! Do your thing.

298. - Hm. - "Hm?" What's the "Hm?"

299. Toyman was able to duplicate the real Daisy

300. right down to her DNA.

301. Even I can't tell the synthetic from the organic.

302. Ha!

303. You mean this wannabe gets to walk around

304. pretending she's me?

305. Oh! How I'd like to punch your lights out.

306. Wait a minute, lights!

307. - That's it! - What's it?

308. Every human has an electrical aura

309. that surrounds them. And I can make it visible.

310. zap

311. Don't move, anybody!

312. (Static) 'A slingshot and a ping-pong ball?'

313. What's that gonna do?

314. That ping-pong ball packs enough energy

315. to take out the entire block. Trust me, I created it.

316. You know, you need a new hobby.

317. Hate to run, but I'm not about to..

318. What's happening to me?

319. I may be a fool for love, darling, but I'm no dope.

320. I programmed a fail-safe mechanism

321. in case you betrayed me ... again.

322. 'Even now, the nanites are liquefying your body.'

323. Oh! Uh!

324. My body!

325. Ah! My beautiful body! Ohh!

326. And I'm the only one with the antidote.

327. Help me, my love, please.

328. Oh!

329. Sorry, Darcy

330. but you just don't play fair.

331. Ohh! Ohh!

332. I can't thank you enough for saving me, Superman.

333. Thank Static, I couldn't have done it without him.

334. Hey, working with you has been the real deal.

335. If you ever need a sidekick or someone to watch

336. the Fortress of Solitude while you're out of town..

337. You're at the top of the list.

338. Till next time.

339. I still can't believe I was with the Man of Steel.

340. Let me tell you there is nothing more awesome

341. than hanging with your favorite superhero.

342. Yeah, I know just what you mean.