Static Shock 3x1

Directed by

Arleen Sorkin as Harley Quinn (voice) • Kevin Conroy as Batman / Bruce Wayne (voice) • Efrem Zimbalist Jr. as Alfred Pennyworth (voice) • Bob Hastings as Commissioner Gordon (voice) • Robert Costanzo as Detective Bullock (voice)

Static travels to Gotham City to rescue Nails, a school friend of his who is now associating with Harley and Ivy, who promise to cure Nails of her Bang Baby affliction.

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1. zap

2. Where does he get these whacked out toys?

3. Book 'em.

4. Allie Langford!

5. slash

6. 'Allie!'

7. Listen, Allie, the more you run the worse it gets.

8. 'Go back to Dakota!'

9. 'You ruin everything!'

10. zap

11. Come on, Allie, let's both go home.

12. I'm not feeling Allie anymore.

13. The name is Nail!

14. clink

15. Hey, I'd say that trick is bangin'

16. but not when I can flip your own power against you!

17. clank

18. I'll remember that.

19. Argh!

20. Oh, man!

21. Real smooth, Virgil.

22. Then again, you've been one step behind Allie

23. 'since this whole mess went down.'

24. I should have noticed something

25. was foul three days ago.

26. - Over here! - Hey, I'm open!

27. - Over here. - Watch your hands, man.

28. - Hey! - Oh, oh.

29. - Oh! Get it! - That's it. Come on, James.

30. - Come on, get that! - Ugh!

31. 'Come on, V! V, over here.'

32. - 'Ow!' - 'Hey, Ural, that's a foul!'

33. - 'Nice! - Oh, shoot!'

34. No, not now!

35. - 'Who made that shot?' - 'Come on!'

36. - 'Heads up, Allie?' - 'Go get the ball!'

37. Hey, where you been lately?

38. Yeah, and what's with the coat?

39. Expecting snow?

40. Brutal! I was just kiddin'.

41. - Hyah! - Hey!

42. Earl's in the clear.

43. Earl goes for the shoot-out.

44. I got him!

45. Allie!

46. - 'Ah!' - 'Oh! Check it out!'

47. - 'Is she okay?' - Huh!

48. - Oh, wow! - Are you okay?

49. It's a miracle you're not splattered!

50. I'm fine.

51. - How is your head? - Don't touch!

52. Sorry!

53. You dropped your..

54. Thanks.

55. You sure you don't need to see the nurse?

56. I wish..

57. What's up with her lately?

58. It's like she's becoming another person.

59. Maybe she is.

60. But then, I can't even find all my stuff.

61. That's whack!

62. Yeah, they got mine too!

63. Someone's idea of a joke?

64. Nobody lost more than a few dollars.

65. Looks like someone was after some easy cash.

66. Check out these cuts, Rich.

67. Yeah.

68. And look whose locker's untouched.

69. 'Allie's.'

70. I wonder where she is.

71. - You mean, you didn't hear? - Hear what?

72. Her folks were in here earlier, talking to the principal.

73. She ran away from home this morning.

74. I guess we know who's picking up travelling money.

75. Does Allie have any family in Gotham, Daisy?

76. Mm, I don't think so.

77. Why Gotham?

78. Just playin' a hunch.

79. This is the computer Allie was using.

80. 'I'd like to see what she's been lookin' at.'

81. zap

82. The log says she's been on it a lot.'

83. These Gotham maps match the ones she had yesterday.

84. Why would anyone wanna go to Gotham City?

85. Good question.

86. 'Hey, she set up her own mailbox.'

87. Look! She's been swapping emails with a couple of web hosts.

88. 'Ceres and Thalia.'

89. 'Here's a link to their site.'

90. click click

91. - Bang Baby Outreach? - Yeah.

92. Seems they run a clinic that helps people

93. having trouble dealing with their special abilities.

94. They want Allie to join 'em!

95. - Allie's a Bang Baby? - 'It all fits.'

96. Allie's changin' and she don't know how to stop it.

97. And I bet she's willing to trust anyone who says they can help.

98. Sounds bad.

99. Someone askin' a kid to meet 'em over the internet is bad.

100. zap

101. clink

102. thud

103. thud

104. No use fightin' anymore.

105. I told you to get away!

106. zoom

107. Ah!

108. I think you have me confused with someone else.

109. zoom

110. Batman!

111. Uh, good lookin' out!

112. zoom

113. I'll take it from here.

114. - Can't let you do that. - Really?

115. Uh, I mean, why not?

116. I know why this girl is in Gotham.

117. And who she's here to meet.

118. Right, sure.

119. And that would be—

120. That would be me.

121. Ugh!

122. You gotta be kiddin'!

123. zap

124. No way!

125. Argh!

126. A fitting fate for such wooden hearts.

127. 'Excuse me, Red.'

128. 'But telling bad jokes'

129. is my shtick!

130. Don't be afraid, hon.

131. - We've come to help. - Ah!

132. Now, it's time for us to make light trees and leave!

133. What? I said they were bad!

134. Ugh, I can't... breathe!

135. Ah!

136. blast

137. clang

138. Ah!

139. clink

140. Argh!

141. beep

142. Let me get this straight.

143. You were the one posting online as Ceres?

144. That's right. The goddess of the harvest.

145. And my associate

146. 'Thalia, muse of comedy.'

147. Mwah!

148. We couldn't call ourselves Harley and Ivy

149. on account if they bust us again.

150. Ain't it sad?

151. splat

152. Forget it!

153. I didn't come all the way to Gotham

154. to hook up with a couple of crooks.

155. I'm outta here!

156. And where will you go, Allie?

157. I remember the emails we traded.

158. All the fear in your letters.

159. The desperation.

160. No one should go through that alone, girlfriend.

161. We maybe, as you say, crooks, now.

162. But once we were doctors.

163. And I'm still a brilliant chemist.

164. And as a therapist

165. I've been helping victims deal with their afflictions.

166. Laughter is the best medicine, you know!

167. He he he!

168. This isn't funny!

169. Did I say laughter? I meant penicillin.

170. The fact is, we can help you, my dear.

171. I've isolated a cure for the Bang Baby Syndrome.

172. It worked on others and it can work on you.

173. That's what you've come for, right?

174. Yes.

175. Unfortunately, it's a rather expensive formula.

176. I'm afraid you're going to have to earn it.

177. I'm down for anything.

178. Now, that's your first step to recovery!

179. Huh?

180. What's going on?

181. Ow!

182. Where am I?

183. Ow!

184. Who are you?

185. Batman.

186. I don't think so.

187. Just once, I'd like someone to believe that.

188. Ow!

189. Pardon me. That seems to be the last one.

190. Oh, thanks, dawg.

191. You're welcome, dude.

192. Whoa!

193. This is really it!

194. 'The Batcave!'

195. - Nice crib. - How are you feeling, Virgil?

196. You know? I guess you really are the world's greatest detective!

197. It fell out of your pocket.

198. 'You probably shouldn't carry that while you're in uniform.'

199. Uh, right, ahem, so, where's Robin?

200. With the Titans.

201. - The who? - You'll meet 'em someday.

202. The idea of Allie Langford with those two i-is whack!

203. - That means crazy. - I know.

204. I've been trying to get a fix on Harley and Ivy

205. since they escaped custody.

206. I discovered Ivy's Bang Baby site

207. and knew where they were planning to meet.

208. For what it's worth, Allie's a good kid.

209. She's just goin' through a tough time.

210. She left us for dead. She's not that good.

211. She's confused and scared.

212. She turned to the net for help

213. and your creep girls took advantage of her!

214. Cut her some slack, B-man!

215. Uh, okay?

216. We'll play it your way for now.

217. But if she gets out of control, she goes down like the others.

218. - We hit something! - We're not moving.

219. Look!

220. 'Cut it away!'

221. 'What a shocking disregard for plant life.'

222. I think they need to chill, don't you?

223. Okay, I stopped the ship and Harley stopped the crew.

224. It's up to our little Nails to do the rest.

225. You've got the magic touch, kiddo.

226. Do your thing!

227. smash

228. Pretty!

229. Mm.

230. You never said I'd be getting mixed up

231. in anything this big.

232. Science ain't cheap, hon.

233. 'Huh, ah!'

234. Besides, it's not like the big, bad government will miss

235. a few little, old gold bars!

236. crash

237. A little help here.

238. I'd say, the choice is pretty clear.

239. You can take that off now.

240. zap

241. Nothing like bein' trusted.

242. If you'd rather get out and walk.

243. 'Uh, huh!'

244. I'm cool!

245. - What's the plan? - I have a few leads.

246. But something tells me they may have already made their move.

247. It showed up 15 minutes ago.

248. A carpet of seaweed blocking half the bay.

249. The coastguard can't cut through it.

250. All shipping activity is dead in the water..

251. including a federal gold transport.

252. Sounds just like your plant lady's style.

253. Give us ten minutes.

254. If you don't hear from us, send in police helicopters.

255. Yeah!

256. zoom

257. What the heck did Robin do to his hair?

258. Keep 'em comin'!

259. This is not a few little, old gold bars!

260. Ooh, don't tell me metal mom has got a conscience!

261. Now, Harley

262. if Allie is bothered by this

263. we'll just conclude our business and part.

264. Okie dokie, poison oaky!

265. Ugh, it smells like nail polish!

266. Oh, yeah! Well, confidentially, it is!

267. whoosh

268. splash

269. Get it? Nail polish, as in polish off Nails!

270. Start the blimp.

271. - Huh? - Huh?

272. boom

273. clang

274. zap

275. Lucky me!

276. What other superhero gets two lovely, lethal ladies

277. all to himself?

278. zap

279. Don't flatter yourself, kid kilowatt!

280. Nice try, sparky!

281. You don't have the juice to take me!

282. zap

283. Wait for it!

284. I'd say that's juice enough.

285. Ah!

286. You just don't get it, do you, kid?

287. You're pretty much powerless against wood.

288. 'But I'm not!'

289. Ugh!

290. blast

291. clink

292. Don't, Allie!

293. They hurt me. This is payback!

294. And then what?

295. Spend the rest of your life running from guys like him?

296. And me?

297. zap

298. - Phew! - Phew!

299. Tell me this, why'd you bother coming after me?

300. It's the least I could do for a girl from my hood.

301. zap

302. But how did you know..

303. Where did he go?

304. The kid's got style.

305. I did it! I can control the change at will now!

306. It's wonderful, honey.

307. Dr. Chan says my treatment is going so well

308. I may lose the metallic affliction completely!

309. You could give a lot of hope to the Bang Babies, Allie.

310. Yeah, I was lucky to be selected for this program.

311. It's bein' paid for by a big company in Gotham.

312. 'Wayne Industries.'

313. How's our patient?

314. Better everyday, Mr. Wayne.

315. This is a friend of mine from school.

316. 'Virgil Hawkins.'

317. Good to know you, Virgil.

318. Same here.

319. It's nice of you to pick up the tab for all this.

320. I heard she had a rough time dealing with her condition.

321. But I'd say she's earned some trust.

322. Sir, I brought the car around.

323. 'Whenever you're ready.'

324. Hey!

325. And she's not the only one.