Static Shock 2x5

Directed by David Chlystek

Linda Dangcil as Homeless Woman (voice) • Jack Carter as Grandfather (voice) • Michael Dorn as Reverend Anderson (voice) • Hynden Walch as Permafrost (voice) • Matt Ballard as Spaced Out Customer (voice)

At Christmastime, Static must stop the icy antics of a homeless metahuman named Permafrost.

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1. Three apartment fires, two train wrecks

2. and a cat stuck up on a tree.

3. Some holiday.

4. Oh, I'm gonna be so late.

5. Frieda will never talk to me again.

6. Oh, no!

7. Because the lamps they lit

8. not for one day but for eight days.

9. This is why we observe Hanukkah

10. 'to mark our victory over the invaders.'

11. Anyone noticed I was late?

12. Oh, yeah.

13. And to celebrate the rededication

14. of the temple in Jerusalem..

15. That's your cue, Frieda.

16. Uh-uh, sorry, grandpa.

17. - Yay! - Happy Hannukah.

18. - Mazel tov! - Oh, Happy Holidays!

19. - Happy Holidays. - Okay, let's eat.

20. Virgil..

21. Frieda, I want you to meet my son.

22. - Hershel, come here. - Ow!

23. Hi.

24. So, how'd your patrol go tonight?

25. Good. I have accounted for almost

26. every metahuman in town.

27. Yeah, maybe things will stay quiet.

28. They better.

29. I've been invited to a lot of parties

30. and I'm not gonna miss them.

31. Daisy's having an early Kwanzaa thing

32. Omar's doing a Ramadan feast

33. then there's Christmas, New Years.

34. - What's this? - Hey, Arthur.

35. Pay the light bill, will you?

36. Hey! The whole block's gone dark.

37. I've got a funny feeling.

38. Richie, it's just a power failure.

39. Come on, let's hit the buffet.

40. How can you think about food?

41. This could be some kind of crisis.

42. You know what's a crisis?

43. We're standing here talking while somebody else

44. is eating Mrs. Goren's lockers.

45. Oh, you could still check it out

46. Mr. Radio wave.

47. 'Reports from Dakota Hills'

48. 'where an electric substation lies buried'

49. 'under a mountain of ice.'

50. 'Dozens of homes are in darkness'

51. 'and without heat on this, the coldest d..'

52. Well?

53. 'Save me a plate.'

54. Told ya.

55. What's up, guys?

56. Can't turn off the snow cone machine?

57. Yeah, crazy, huh?

58. It just sprouted up, bang!

59. And unless we get a sudden heat wave

60. it's gonna take us a week to hack through that thing.

61. - Stand clear! - Give him room, boys!

62. Oh! Whoa!

63. You melted all the ice!

64. - 'Oh, hurray!' - 'I can't believe it.'

65. - Way to go, kid! - Whoo!

66. Stick a fork in me. I am done.

67. Run for it!

68. Gotta recharge, somehow.

69. Aha!

70. Huh?

71. Come on.

72. Okay, whoever you are

73. come out where I can see you.

74. - Huh? - Hey!

75. Got any change?

76. Well, look, I'd like to help

77. but now's not a good time, okay?

78. Not a good time, no.

79. Never a good time. No.

80. No, no.

81. Ow!

82. Snowball fight, anyone?

83. Ask me when I'm awake.

84. In June.

85. Well, aren't we a cranky, little crime fighter this morning?

86. Maybe this will perk you up.

87. "Static has agreed to light the 50-foot tall tree

88. at the Dakota City Media Plaza."

89. Sounds cool.

90. Hold on, how did this happen?

91. Because I set it up.

92. "Hello, councilman's office?

93. This is Static's publicist calling."

94. - Publicist? - V, get with the times.

95. You have to promote yourself.

96. Meet and greet. Press the flesh.

97. We're talking about Christmas Eve here, Richie.

98. I got plans!

99. Well, that's the price you pay for fame.

100. Now, any idea, what to get your sister?

101. Hmm, let's check out the pet store.

102. Maybe they have a sale on muzzles.

103. Hmm..

104. Oh, look at that.

105. 'She's so young.'

106. Yeah, really sad, isn't it? How..

107. Wait, that girl.

108. Ah, just remembered.

109. - I-I gotta jet. - Where're you going?

110. The bathroom!

111. All that hot chocolate, just, you know, woohoo!

112. Well, gotta go, bye!

113. That's more than I wanted to know!

114. Whoa, trippy.

115. - Please don't touch. - Huh!

116. It's so beautiful.

117. It certainly is.

118. Now, run along. I don't think you belong here.

119. Aah!

120. No, no. No, I don't..

121. I don't-don't-don't belong..

122. I don't belong anywhere!

123. 'Oh, no!'

124. Aah!

125. Hello, there. Maurice, isn't it?

126. No, Daisy.

127. Ah, my mistake.

128. You'll be safer..

129. Whoa! Aah!

130. Whoa! Whoa!

131. Don't tear the gear.

132. Microwave mode.

133. I won't go.

134. I can't. I won't.

135. 'Mommy?'

136. What's gonna happen?

137. We'll be okay, honey.

138. I won't let anything hurt you.

139. clink clink clink

140. Mamma!

141. I'm with Child Services.

142. You have to come with me.

143. No!

144. Oh..

145. No!

146. First floor, dated fashion

147. overpriced jewelry, everybody out.

148. No sign of that bang baby.

149. Next time I'm doing

150. my shopping online.

151. So, what did old blue cheeks take?

152. Th-that's the weird part. She didn't take a thing.

153. Just freaked out, trashed the mall and took off.

154. You know, the lifting would go faster

155. with a little magnetic boost.

156. Rich, we're in a gymnasium full of people.

157. Somebody might notice.

158. No sweat. I'll create a distraction

159. when my arms fall off.

160. Hey, I'm tired too, okay?

161. This holiday is a total drag

162. between the shopping and the family stuff

163. not to mention the ice princess.

164. V, you're a superhero.

165. You are 24/7 not 9:00-5:00.

166. You have to be vigilant, tireless, dedicated.

167. Mmm, you're right.

168. And on that note, I'm out of here.

169. What-what happened to tireless and dedicated?

170. I wasn't talking about me.

171. I'm glad that church and community center

172. could get together on this homeless project.

173. Well, since the politicians have decided

174. it's not their problem, I guess it's up to us.

175. - Hello, Virgil. - Hi, Reverend Anderson.

176. Uh, pops, can I go home now?

177. - I suppose so. - Thanks.

178. I'm getting pooked from moving all this stuff.

179. Virgil, "this stuff" is the only way

180. some poor families can get through the holidays.

181. That's right. The government says

182. there are more than seven million homeless people

183. in this country.

184. Maybe half a million of them

185. are kids your age or younger

186. out on the street, totally alone.

187. How does that happen?

188. Any one of the thousand ways.

189. Long-term unemployment

190. a marriage gone bad, a runaway child.

191. Man, that's hardcore.

192. Yes, it is.

193. If you'd like, we can talk more about it sometime.

194. Time? Oh, boy!

195. Daisy's Kwanzaa party. I'm gonna be..

196. Later!

197. - Coming through! - Aah!

198. No!

199. Definitely no!

200. I know, Richie, I'm late!

201. Same here.

202. My folks were driving me to Daisy's party and bam!

203. 'This big hunken snow storm hits!'

204. - I don't see a storm. - Maybe not where you are.

205. 'The little Miss Frosty Pants'

206. 'has snowed in the turnpike for miles.'

207. That girl is seriously

208. cutting into my personal time.

209. - Whoa! - Aah!

210. Whoa, uh..

211. Not my fault, no.

212. No, not my fault.

213. Okay, uh..

214. You got a name?

215. The voices in the dark

216. they call me something..

217. Permafrost.

218. Right, Permafrost.

219. I don't know what your problem is

220. but what you're doing has got to stop.

221. You have to come with me now.

222. No!

223. Wait!

224. No!

225. S-s-some weather we're having.

226. Mm.

227. She was heading down there.

228. "Dakota City Cable Car Company.

229. Repair Depot."

230. This place has seen better days.

231. Aah!

232. Go away! Leave me alone!

233. It's alright, man. I'm not gonna hurt you.

234. I'm looking for somebody.

235. Everybody here keeps to themselves.

236. - 'Yeah.' - 'Leave us alone.'

237. 'Get out!'

238. I can't trust nobody.

239. Don't want any trouble.

240. Relax, I'm trying to find a girl.

241. She calls herself Permafrost.

242. About this tall, light blue skin?

243. Come on. It's not the kind of thing you wouldn't notice.

244. I know her.

245. Follow me.

246. 'She's not bad, you know?'

247. She just has problems.

248. Up here.

249. Oh, my God.

250. Whoa!

251. I know this face.

252. Maureen Connor.

253. She used to come to the church for meal

254. but I haven't seen her in more than a year.

255. Right after the big bang happened.

256. What do you know about her?

257. Her mother died a few years ago.

258. Her stepfather wanted nothing to do with her.

259. Before long, she ended up on the street.

260. This has gotta mess with your head.

261. I'm afraid it has.

262. And sorry to say, she's fairly typical.

263. Nearly half of all homeless people

264. suffer from some type of mental illness.

265. I'm not a social worker.

266. How can I help someone like that?

267. When you find her, try to remember this

268. she's not some faceless category

269. "the homeless."

270. She's a person like you and me.

271. A person in pain.

272. Now, if you'll excuse me

273. I have to get back to preparing for Christmas Eve.

274. We're having an inter-faith service this year.

275. You're welcome to join us.

276. Hey, I wouldn't miss it for the..

277. Ahh! I forgot I have this other thing.

278. A tree lighting ceremony.

279. Church service.

280. Pops will slaughter me if I don't show up.

281. You ever have one of those days?

282. Right, of course you have.

283. Particularly, in this festive season

284. 'which is so filled with promise'

285. 'laughter, joy and hope.'

286. 'A season for families to come together.'

287. Oh, it's gonna be New Years

288. by the time this guy stops talking.

289. Now, it is my great pleasure to introduce

290. one of Dakota's most illustrious citizens—

291. Hi! Thanks, councilman.

292. Well, let's light this baby, huh?

293. Care to say a few words?

294. Actually, I'm in kind of a rush.

295. Some kind of emergency, is it?

296. Yeah, I'm gonna be grounded

297. till I'm 90 if I don't hurry.

298. Okay, here you go.

299. Aah!

300. Aaah!

301. Agh!

302. Ah..

303. Ugh..

304. [music continues

305. Whoa, can we just talk for a sec?

306. No!

307. Give it back! It's mine!

308. Give what back?

309. Aah! Ugh.

310. Wait, is this about that photo?

311. Hey, you can have it back.

312. Come on, Maureen, chill out!

313. You-you know my name?

314. I found out from some people.

315. People who care about you.

316. Nobody cares about me!

317. Whoa, come on, slow down!

318. I care and I wanna help you.

319. I know what you've gone through.

320. How could you know?

321. Because I lost my mom, too.

322. I know how hard it is.

323. How the pain never really goes way.

324. Is that why you did what you did at the mall

325. and the power station?

326. Those families

327. all happy and warm in their homes.

328. They have no idea how it is out here.

329. When you're homeless, people look right through you.

330. It's like you're not even there.

331. Yeah, I've been guilty of that.

332. I thought when I got these powers

333. things will get better for me.

334. They didn't.

335. I'm more alone now than ever.

336. I'm glad to see you again, Maureen.

337. I know this place.

338. It f-feels safe.

339. It is safe.

340. 'Now, listen carefully, Maureen.'

341. We want to help.

342. But we can't make you do anything you don't want to.

343. You have to choose.

344. I want... to get better.

345. We want that too.

346. Now, Joanna here runs our homeless program.

347. She'll get you some warm clothes.

348. It's been pretty cold out there.

349. Yes, it has.

350. Thank you.

351. Will she be alright?

352. I don't know.

353. But as we say in my business

354. "you have to have faith."

355. I'm glad to see so many familiar faces tonight.

356. 'And even happier to see lots of new faces, too.'

357. Now, maybe, some of you haven't been to our church before.

358. You belong to other faiths.

359. 'But I want to tell you'

360. 'that despite our differences'

361. 'we all have in common certain basic beliefs.'

362. 'Whether you are a disciple of Muhammad'

363. 'a child of Abraham'

364. 'or a member of the Body of Christ'

365. 'you know that you are called upon'

366. 'to care for the needy and the poor.'

367. This great country of ours is so very blessed

368. yet for some, the blessings are out of reach.

369. Therefore, it is our duty to offer these people

370. safe conduct through life's difficult journey

371. to be their ambassadors of compassion.

372. - 'Mm-hmm.' - 'Amen.'

373. - 'That's right.' - 'True!'

374. - 'Yes!' - 'Hallelujah!'

375. You, uh, get something in your eye?

376. No. I'm just starting to see

377. what the holidays are really about.

378. Merry Christmas, V.

379. Back at you, bro.