Static Shock 1x9

Directed by James Tucker

Keone Young as Mr. Lee (voice) • Bumper Robinson as Slipstream (voice) • Rickey D'Shon Collins as Boy (voice) • Maria Canals-Barrera as Shelly Sandoval (voice) • Richard Tatum as Omar Harmozi (voice)

A bang baby who can control the wind emerges, calls himself Slipsteam and begins to cause trouble in Dakota. Meanwhile, Richie and Virgil get into a fight over Richie's newest crime-fighting invention, the ZapCap.

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1. thud

2. crackle crackle

3. I'll put a shock to your system.

4. Static Shock!

5. Ew! Looks green.

6. And it's not even St. Patrick's day.

7. You gonna finish that?

8. I haven't even started, Heavy C.

9. Hey, stop it! You're always doing that!

10. - I'm hungry. - Buy your own.

11. Hey, that's mine!

12. I'm thirsty too.

13. You're a real pig, you know that?

14. You dissing me?

15. You must be trippin'.

16. Maybe you'd like ketchup with that.

17. Unh!

18. - Why, you! - Oh, yeah!

19. Your free lunches are over, Heavy C!

20. We're not afraid of you anymore.

21. Yeah. You're just a big bag of wind.

22. Where's that coming from?

23. whoosh

24. It's coming from him!

25. He's a Bang Baby!

26. Aah!

27. clatter clatter

28. clap

29. I am a Bang Baby!

30. Cool!

31. Richie! You here?

32. - Richie! - Keep coming. This way.

33. What's up? You made it sound like a mad SOS.

34. Feast your eyes.

35. Eggs? You brought me here for a picnic?

36. Open it.

37. - What are they? - Energy containment units.

38. I call them Zap Caps.

39. Go on. Charge 'em up.

40. Now watch and be amazed.

41. boom

42. Pretty cool, huh?

43. I can do ball lightning in my sleep.

44. - Why do I need those? - Check it.

45. You're in a battle, low on power

46. you pitch a couple of these at the bad guys

47. and buy yourself time to recharge!

48. Brilliant, eh?

49. Yeah, brilliant.

50. Look, we better go.

51. Daisy said she'd help debug that new software.

52. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Why do we need Daisy?

53. I can debug it myself. Besides, we don't have time.

54. What do you mean?

55. We haven't worked on your Static moves in a week.

56. And we sure can't do that with her around.

57. You know, lately it seems like

58. whenever I have something to do on my personal time

59. you're bugging me about Static stuff.

60. Hey, I got a life too, you know.

61. But at least I'm trying to be responsible.

62. Alright, look, I'll work with Daisy until 5:00

63. then I'll get together with you, okay?

64. Okay. I'll go drop off the Zap Caps at HQ.

65. HQ? You mean the gas station?

66. Yeah, the gas station.

67. Yeah.

68. See that line of code?

69. That's what's hanging us up.

70. Wow! I never would have caught that.

71. Daisy, you are amazing!

72. Uh, um, what I meant was..

73. Calm down, Virgil.

74. Compliments will not be held against you.

75. Oh. Oh, good.

76. - Hey. - Hi, Richie.

77. - Hey. - V, it's 5 o'clock.

78. We're supposed to do that thing like we discussed.

79. Yeah, I know.

80. Only, we're right in the middle of this.

81. Can't that thing wait until tomorrow?

82. - Excuse us a minute. - Hey!

83. Are you crazy?

84. We have a schedule to keep, Virgil.

85. Schedule? So, now, you're clocking me?

86. I'm staying here. Sorry to burst your bubble.

87. Okay, then.

88. Next time some Bang Baby mops the floor with you

89. because you're out of practice, don't blame me!

90. slam

91. 'Virgil. Open the door, Virgil!'

92. Oh, Sharon, thank you for doing my laundry

93. while I sat on my butt doing nothing as usual.

94. Here, let me help.

95. Can't hear me, huh?

96. Well, then, I guess I don't need to tell you

97. about that call you got.

98. - What call? Who was it? - Kobe Bryant.

99. He needs some help on his jumper.

100. - Are you free? - Was it a girl?

101. Now that's funny. No, it was Richie.

102. Who else calls you six times in ten minutes?

103. - Got that right. - I beg your pardon?

104. You ever spend so much time with someone

105. that you feel like you're gonna scream?

106. 'Actually, yes.'

107. Hey!

108. Thanks. I'm glad we had this chat.

109. Yes, Richie?

110. 'Didn't Sharon give you my message?'

111. Yeah, so?

112. 'So, there's a guy making a mess'

113. 'down here at the water park.'

114. I'm a superhero, not a janitor.

115. Not that kind of mess, bro!

116. slurp

117. whoosh

118. Having superpowers works up one super powerful appetite!

119. Whoo! Rough weather we're having.

120. It's that dude. He's got some kind of power over the wind.

121. - I can handle him. - Okay.

122. But be careful. There's a lot of water around here.

123. If you get wet when you're powered up, you could short out.

124. Richie, please!

125. whoosh

126. What's a hotdog without sauerkraut!

127. Aah!

128. Yo, Breeze Boy, with a diet like this

129. it's no wonder you're blowin' so much hot air.

130. - The name is Slipstream. - Whatever.

131. What do you think you're doing besides cornering

132. 'the market on spandex?'

133. Stay out of my way, Sparky.

134. I do what I want. Especially, now.

135. You'll understand if I and a couple of thousand cops

136. have a little problem with that.

137. Fool.

138. whoosh

139. splat

140. Oh, man! I hate sauerkraut.

141. Static?

142. Where are you?

143. Slipstream's over by the box office.

144. How'd he get over there so fast?

145. Dude really moves for a big guy.

146. Aah!

147. Hey! Gimme those!

148. clatter

149. Careful! I'm right below you!

150. You're too close! Get outta there, Rich.

151. Big shot hero seems a mite distracted.

152. How am I supposed to fight this dude

153. if I have to worry about you get..

154. Aah!

155. Told him to be careful. Did he listen to me? No.

156. Maybe I can knock it down.

157. Hey, now, who's that?

158. Ooh!

159. crash

160. whoosh

161. Uh-oh.

162. thud

163. whoosh

164. Serves you right for messin' with my haul, fool.

165. But it's cool, maybe I ought to be grabbin'

166. on more serious stuff.

167. Static! Everything's gonna be okay!

168. I'm here, I got ya.

169. 'Richie, do not help.'

170. V, you're okay!

171. Yeah. No thanks to you.

172. vroom

173. Hey, if it weren't for those inner tubes

174. I would've been squashed thanks to your screw up!

175. My screw up?

176. Slipstream had you on the ropes, man.

177. I saw an opening and I took it.

178. Your opening nearly killed me!

179. Oh, maybe you would have preferred

180. to have Daisy there instead.

181. At least Daisy doesn't bombard me

182. with a bunch of dumb schedules and training

183. and "Look what I built!" every day!

184. - Whoa! What are you saying? - What am I saying?

185. I'm saying chill out, back off and quit buggin' me.

186. Oh. Oh! Okay.

187. Well, in that case, I am out of the bug business forever!

188. Ladies and gentlemen, this week we're going to study

189. a new unit on air pollution.

190. There's going to be a lot of lab work.

191. So, I want you to choose a partner.

192. You have two minutes to make your selections.

193. Daisy, um, I was wondering

194. I mean, if you're not busy..

195. Of course I'll be your partner, Virgil.

196. But don't you usually work with Richie?

197. Been there, done that, thank you.

198. Yo, Omar, you hook up with anybody?

199. Me? Well—

200. Good, I need a partner who's gonna take his job seriously

201. for a change.

202. You do this comic book run every week?

203. Yep, first we hit Dakota Comics

204. then, Off Your Rocket and sometimes Gunther's Books

205. in case they got a new shipment of back issues.

206. Huh. Guess you and Richie had this down to a science.

207. Yeah, guess we did.

208. Okay, Virgil, what's with you two?

209. - Nothin'. It's no big deal. - Oh, please!

210. You both act like the other one strangled your cat.

211. Really, Virgil, the least you can do

212. is admit that there's a problem between you and—

213. Richie.

214. Virgil.

215. We were just talking about you.

216. Oh. Well, I was just leaving.

217. - Plant Man? - Uh-huh.

218. - It's out? - Yeah.

219. First issue of the Denny Miller four parter.

220. Awesome!

221. We've been reading rumors about this on the web for weeks!

222. Yeah, tell me about it! Now, I—

223. - So cool! I.. Oh. - Yeah.

224. - Here. - You can have it.

225. I'll get my own copy someplace else.

226. It doesn't look very good anyway.

227. Oh, just take the dumb book, will you?

228. Five seconds ago, it was like you'd found the Holy Grail!

229. Hey, what's that?

230. 'And now we go to our Sky High News copter at the scene.'

231. Turn up the sound. Quick!

232. This is Shelley Sandoval coming to you live

233. from the Sky High News copter as we remain in hot pursuit

234. of Dakota's newest metahuman, the insatiable Slipstream.

235. His whirlwind path of crime has swept through

236. two Chicken Charkings, a Booker T Fudge store

237. and the First National Bank. Where will it end?

238. Yo, news lady

239. thanks for the hype.

240. But I'm really the shy type.

241. So, why don't you just bug off?

242. Aah!

243. whoosh

244. That poor woman! What's going to.. Virgil?

245. Richie.

246. Did you see where Virgil went?

247. Don't ask me. I don't keep track of his schedule anymore.

248. Look!

249. whoosh

250. Whoa!

251. zap

252. thud

253. Come on! It's Static!

254. Big whoop.

255. Thank you, thank you.

256. Glad to help, that's why I'm..

257. here.

258. Hiya, Richie. You doing anything?

259. I don't know. How come?

260. Well, I'm just heading over to get your grub on.

261. - Wanna come along? - Just you?

262. Well, me... and Virgil.

263. - Pass. - Really.

264. I insist.

265. Daisy, give it up.

266. Virgil and I don't want to be friends anymore, okay?

267. End of story. Anyway, you should be happy.

268. Now that I'm not hanging around

269. 'you get his undivided attention.'

270. Richie, you're right about one thing.

271. I like Virgil. But I like you too.

272. Only, I liked you both more when you were friends.

273. What do you mean?

274. Ever since you two stopped talking

275. you've been walking around like you swallowed a lemon

276. and Virgil's a one-man funeral procession!

277. The guy hasn't cracked a joke in two days!

278. It's not normal!

279. Believe me, there's nothing normal about Virgil.

280. Hold on.

281. - Hello. Virgil? - 'Hate to flake on you..'

282. Virgil, I can hardly hear you.

283. Hate to flake on you, but I can't

284. make it to the grub right now.

285. I wouldn't wait if I were you.

286. 'An old friend blew into town. Catch you tomorrow.'

287. Okay, alright. See you tomorrow.

288. Congratulations, Richie. You're off the hook.

289. - He can't make it. - Huh?

290. Virgil's backing out on you?

291. Yes, Richie. Amazing but true.

292. He said an old friend just blew into town

293. and he has to catch up with him.

294. 'In his most brazen act yet, Slipstream has struck again.'

295. 'This time, at one of the city's most famous monuments'

296. 'The Natural History Museum in Dakota Fields.'

297. thud

298. I'm on top of the food chain, no doubt.

299. Time to get paid like the dog I am!

300. Ha!

301. - Aah! - Move on, move on!

302. thud

303. No more kid gloves for this dude.

304. Hey, it's that little firefly.

305. Time to squash him.

306. Aah!

307. Come on, go, go, go!

308. boom boom

309. Oh, no!

310. Best be sure I unplug Sparky for keeps.

311. The dude's getting on my nerves.

312. 'Yo, Sparky, here I come!'

313. And here I go.

314. So weak..

315. Oh, man. V's gotta be totally drained.

316. This is bad, very bad.

317. On second thought..

318. Come on, Sparky!

319. I'm not gonna hurt you... much.

320. thud

321. No use. No juice!

322. Hey, kid, stop!

323. Hey!

324. Sorry!

325. Let me see. Did I order a pizza?

326. Don't think so. Well, better send it back.

327. Take a taste of this, Slipstream!

328. boom boom boom

329. splash

330. Everybody tryin' to be a hero.

331. Well, that worked out well.

332. Psst! Richie, over here.

333. - What's with your arm? - I... think it's busted.

334. Oh. I'm so sorry, bro.

335. Not your fault.

336. Listen, V, you were right.

337. I'm not the superhero on this team

338. I'm just the sidekick.

339. And a lousy one too.

340. Don't sell yourself short.

341. I'm sorry about the friction.

342. - Friends? - Friends. Ow!

343. Now, the question is, how to get you out of here.

344. He's not looking this way. Go!

345. Think he saw us?

346. Yo, Static. What's up?

347. You scared to show your face, big shot?

348. Yes, I think he did.

349. You better make a run for it. I'll be okay.

350. Really.

351. You got any more of those egg things on you?

352. The Zap Caps? Yeah.

353. But Slipstream will never give you a chance to throw 'em.

354. Who said anything about throwing 'em?

355. Stay back. Here he comes.

356. thump

357. Yo, Static.

358. Get ready for a trip to Oz!

359. Huh?

360. crash

361. Puttin' on a little weight, huh, Slippy?

362. Hey, guys! Richie, what happened to your arm?

363. - Swimming accident. - I told you, man.

364. When you dive into the pool, make sure

365. there's water in there.

366. What was I thinking?

367. Well, I'm glad to see you two back together.

368. - Us too. - Which reminds me!

369. You want to come along on another comic book run?

370. Twice? In one week? Thanks anyway.

371. - Too bad. - Your loss.

372. No accounting for some people's taste.

373. You guys are really into that superhero stuff, aren't you?

374. - You might say that. - You might say that.

375. I'll put a shock to your system.

376. Static Shock!