Static Shock 1x5

Directed by Dan Riba

Sananda Maitreya as D.J. Rock (voice) • David Faustino as Executive (voice) • Chris Clarke as Back-up Singer (voice) • Maria Canals-Barrera as Shelly Sandoval (voice) • Kadeem Hardison as Rubberband Man (voice)

Rubberband Man goes after the rapper he says stole his music, and Static gets caught in the middle. Meanwhile, Virgil gets a job at a burger joint.

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1. zap

2. zap

3. thud

4. zap

5. I'm tellin' you, they're gonna fly off the shelves.

6. The single's at number one and it doesn't even

7. 'hit the stores till tomorrow.'

8. Yeah, Ice Pack's gonna be our biggest act yet.

9. He.. Hey.

10. No, I'm alright.

11. I thought I was the last one here, though.

12. Yeah, somebody must be cranking me.

13. Ciao.

14. Hello? Who's out there?

15. Hello?

16. - Aah! - Remember me?

17. - Huh! Aah! - Guess you don't.

18. I'll try and leave a more lasting impression this time.

19. Aah.. Unh, oof!

20. Bet you wouldn't have stolen from me

21. if you knew I could do that.

22. Stolen from you?

23. Yeah, stolen from me.

24. And now it's time to pay up.

25. Wait, you don't want me, I'm a nobody here.

26. - A-a nothing. - Then who should I be seeing?

27. And talk fast, or the hits will just keep on comin'.

28. So, Ice Pack always knew he had mad skills and whatnot.

29. Ice Pack just to figure out

30. how to bring 'em to the peoples, ya know?

31. It's my favorite record ever, Ice.

32. You're a musical genius.

33. Sir, we're being followed.

34. So? Lose 'em!

35. Uh, you better take a look for yourself.

36. It's one of those bang babies!

37. Get us outta here!

38. Where are you taking me, Richie?

39. Patience. We're almost there.

40. It'll be easier once we're old enough to drive.

41. Hey, we could've got on my disk and flown.

42. Eh, no disrespect, but I've seen you fall off that thing.

43. One time. And they were shooting at me!

44. Yeah, whatever. Anyway, we're here.

45. - We're where? - Your secret headquarters!

46. Every superhero has to have a secret headquarters.

47. Come on!

48. Hit the lights and peep your eyes.

49. You gotta be kiddin' me.

50. You'd have to renovate before this place

51. could even qualify as a dump.

52. Aw, come on, Virg. Use your imagination.

53. Right now this maybe a broken-down, rat-infested—

54. - Rat-infested? - We'll get some traps.

55. The point is, with a little work

56. this place could be the nerve center

57. of our entire superhero operation.

58. And what will we call it?

59. The abandoned gas station of solitude?

60. Heh, that's funny.

61. Hey, I'd have built us a treehouse if I had a tree.

62. Wish I could just go out and rent a decent headquarters.

63. But that takes money.

64. Nobody ever said, this superhero gig was a profit center.

65. Yeah, but it's costin' me.

66. I keep tearing my costume, meltin' my shoes.

67. Did you see that?

68. Depends, what did you see?

69. Aah!

70. Slow your roll there, superball.

71. I got no beef with you. Static, right?

72. That's me. And you are?

73. About to get very angry, unless you get outta my way.

74. What do you want with these folks?

75. Punk inside stole from me.

76. If this he did, this isn't the way to fix it.

77. I tried every other way. Now, move!

78. How about we go all radical

79. sit down and talk about it?

80. I don't think so, Sparky.

81. Be that way.

82. Aah!

83. Nice shot, but rubber's an insulator

84. so your electrical powers can't really hurt me.

85. Oh, no, you don't.

86. Let me tell you something about electricity.

87. A big enough charge can overload any insulator.

88. And that one wasn't big enough.

89. Aah!

90. You're not the enemy.

91. Oh, my head.

92. Note to self..

93. Avoid playin' catch with flyin' automobiles.

94. 'Little brother, you're running late.'

95. 'Breakfast is already on the table.'

96. Virgil Ovid Hawkins!

97. Get your ashy butt out here right this minute!

98. Sharon, my middle name is to be never spoken aloud.

99. You know that.

100. Finally. What's the matter?

101. Thirteen hours of sleep not enough for you?

102. Keep it up, and I'll stop bringin'

103. you those milk bones you enjoy so much.

104. Stop sassin' your sister.

105. Sorry, dad.

106. Did you make up your mind about that raise in my allowance?

107. Actually I have.

108. And I've come up with a different solution

109. for your money troubles.

110. A different solution?

111. Oh, you're gonna love this.

112. You see, Virgil, you need to make better use of your time.

113. You've got to be a little more disciplined.

114. So, I called in a favor from an old friend

115. and got you into a work/study program.

116. Work/study? Wait a minute.

117. Are you talking about... a job?

118. Welcome to Burger Fool

119. where we're a fool for our customers.

120. May I take your order?

121. I'll have a bid fool

122. an order of fries and a lucky cola.

123. Yeah, and a side order of your self respect.

124. Thank you, sir. Always glad to be of service.

125. I happen to think a man with a J-O-B

126. is nothing to laugh at.

127. Shouldn't you all be at the record store?

128. The signing's not for another hour.

129. That's right, one hour away

130. from seeing Ice Pack in person!

131. Shh! It's on.

132. Turn it off! Turn that off!

133. What's your major malfunction?

134. - Rude! - Hey!

135. I mean, uh, sir, you dropped your..

136. Nobody steals from me and get's away with it.

137. Ice Pack's gonna give me my due.

138. Or he's in for a real bad stretch.

139. Who should I sign it to?

140. To Lenny, yo, my number one dawg.

141. Woof, woof, homie.

142. How you doin', sweet thing?

143. You don't recognize me, do you?

144. We've never met. I couldn't forget somebody like you.

145. You'd think so, wouldn't you?

146. What do I pay you guys for?

147. - Get him! - 'I can't believe my eyes.'

148. - Unh! - Unh!

149. Hey!

150. Ay, yo! Watch the gear.

151. Whoa, oh, uh.. Hey.

152. Why you doing this, man? What do you want?

153. I want my money and credit, for the beats you stole from me.

154. I just rap my rhymes, I got nothin' to do with the music.

155. - If you wrote it, all props. - Who'd you get the music from?

156. Ice Pack don't tell no tales, man.

157. Funny, I don't see a parachute on you.

158. You tell me what I wanna know.

159. If it's true, I'll come get you down.

160. You didn't have to stay here and babysit.

161. Eh, it wouldn't have been much fun without you anyway.

162. At least we got some tunes.

163. Till Mr. Sunshine comes back for it anyway.

164. Hmm, Ice Pack's new one.

165. Where are the words?

166. Must be a dance mix or something?

167. Already? The song hasn't even been out a day yet.

168. Wait a minute.

169. Rubberband Man says Ice Pack stole from him.

170. Then Mr. Sunshine comes in here with this.

171. Hey, guys!

172. You're not gonna believe this.

173. Some snake man dragged Ice Pack

174. to the top of Spire Records.

175. He's gonna fall off.

176. Snake man?

177. Mr. Creed, can I take my break?

178. So you can go to the record store?

179. Forget it.

180. Okay, then I'll, I'll-I'll take out the garbage.

181. You do that.

182. What's goin' on?

183. Hey, look!

184. Whoa!

185. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.

186. Huh?

187. Aah!

188. Who? What? I mean how?

189. You rappers certainly are an articulate bunch.

190. What was that, a freestyle?

191. Unh!

192. I'm Audi. Oh, yeah. Thanks.

193. Hold up, Ice Punk.

194. I wanna know why Rubberband Man's so mad at you.

195. - Can't say. - You steal from him?

196. Like maybe some music he wrote?

197. Don't mess with this.

198. Very scary person involved.

199. Yeah, me.

200. Not again, man.

201. Is that your final answer?

202. Alright, dawg, it's my producer.

203. That's who ripped him off.

204. Oh, do go on.

205. 'And even though it appeared to be yet another

206. 'inexplicable bang baby incident, some are dubious'

207. 'claiming it's all just a publicity stunt'

208. 'for Ice Pack's new record.'

209. I'm Shelly Sandoval.

210. Live from Spire Records.

211. If I hadn't seen that, I'd have never believed it.

212. What are the odds I'd steal beats

213. from one of those bang babies.

214. Actually, they're pretty good, boss.

215. You steal music from a lot of people.

216. If that freak comes looking for me, I'll be ready.

217. Hey!

218. Hold it, guys. Hold it.

219. He's our guest. Adam Evans, right?

220. You're a very talented young man.

221. When my colleague at the record company

222. played me the tracks you submitted

223. I knew I had to have 'em.

224. So you stole 'em.

225. Nothing personal, Adam. I'm in the music business.

226. It's the way we... do things.

227. But you're too tough to cheat.

228. I'll see that you get your credit on the next pressing.

229. And as for your money..

230. Just take as much as you can carry, for now.

231. We'll work out the details tomorrow. Okay?

232. As much as I can carry, huh?

233. You just made a bad deal.

234. One of us did.

235. 'You didn't think I was just going to'

236. 'give you my money, did you?

237. 'After all, I stole it fair and square.'

238. You've got about a half hour of air.

239. 'Unless you keep struggling.'

240. In which case, you use it up even faster.

241. boing boing boing

242. Wow, Dakota Hills.

243. Bet nobody here has to work at Burger Fool.

244. Look at this playground.

245. They could charge admission. Probably do.

246. Let me guess, Bible Study group?

247. No, but you better start prayin' all the same.

248. crackle

249. Wha.. My chain!

250. Whoa! Hey!

251. Whenever I'm nervous about facin' a big group

252. I try to imagine them in their underwear.

253. Sometimes it's easier than others.

254. A purist would never use an aluminum bat.

255. What do you think you're doing?

256. Warnin' you, that's all.

257. Adam Evans is comin' and you better

258. make it right with him or..

259. Sounds like he might already be here.

260. - Open it up. - Do it yourself, smart guy.

261. Okay, but it seems like a waste of a perfectly good door.

262. Taser noogie.

263. Stand back! I'm gonna melt the hinges.

264. I'm almost through. Just a little more..

265. Let's see how you like having your air supply cut off.

266. Let him go, Adam.

267. You don't need to be as stupid as he is.

268. Stay out of this. Aah!

269. - What? - 'Kawarimi.'

270. Ancient ninja art of misdirection.

271. 'All you need is a thing some idiot can mistake you for'

272. 'and some idiot.'

273. 'Uhh! Big fella.'

274. Bet they needed Lake Michigan to baptize you.

275. Hang tight, Don't imagine we'll have to wait very long.

276. Stay outta my way, Static. DJ belongs to me.

277. Calm down. You already made your case.

278. - And you'll get your money too. - That's not enough now.

279. I can't let anybody dog me out and get away with it.

280. - I'll lose my street cred. - Street cred?

281. You wrote a hit record.

282. You got talent. That's what people respect.

283. That's what I used to think. But not anymore.

284. Adam, I'm trying to help you.

285. - Too late! - Aah!

286. No, Adam, please.

287. - What're you— - You're rubber, I'm glue.

288. Superglue, to be exact. Now, pay attention.

289. Here's where it get's interesting.

290. Aah!

291. Let me go!

292. Let me go!

293. What's that? I can't seem to hear you over all those sirens.

294. You think I care about jail?

295. It'll just give me more street cred.

296. When I get out, I'll be a legend!

297. I don't know, DJ. Seems to me that once the news gets out

298. the other guys you ripped off will be

299. comin' out of the woodwork.

300. By the time you're released

301. your hits will be moldy oldies.

302. I wish I could've seen Rubberband Man's face

303. when you spooled him up on that merry-go-round.

304. Me too. But I'm pretty sure it was in there somewhere.

305. All that money, and you had to leave it behind.

306. - Seems a waste. - Superheroes don't take money.

307. Superheroes work at Burger Fool.

308. Superheroes used to work at Burger Fool.

309. - Huh? - I've been meanin' to tell ya.

310. After you ran out, you got pink-slipped.

311. Oh, man!

312. And in a related note, your dad's been lookin' for ya.

313. - Anything else? - Well..

314. I knew how much you wanted the Ice Pack CD

315. but after all this..

316. Thanks, anyway.