1. I put a shock to your system.
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2. Static Shock.
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3. Where is he, Sharon?
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4. Don't worry, daddy.
Virgil wouldn't miss
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5. this for the world.
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6. Yeah, I guess this center
does mean a lot to him.
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7. Almost as much
as it means to me.
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8. And almost as much
as the free food.
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9. And then?
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10. Not to worry, sir. I've made
all the appropriate payoffs.
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11. - The shipments should—
- Dad?
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12. - What?
- I just want to say thanks.
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13. For getting me out of school
for this. I-I really..
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14. It's not that big of a deal.
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15. Prep school seems to be a lost
cause for you, anyway.
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16. Now, If you don't mind. So?
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17. The shipment should be departing
Dakota by 1300 hours, no later.
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18. Actually, I've never been
to a black tie event before.
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19. We've gotta get started, Robert.
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20. I guess we do.
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21. Welcome to the dedication
of the newest addition
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22. to the Freeman Community Center.
Without further ado
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23. let me introduce to the man
who is responsible
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24. for this wonderful new facility.
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25. Edwin Alva.
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26. Thank you, Madam Mayor.
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27. It was my pleasure
to fund this new addition.
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28. But what I build here
isn't a monument of stone.
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29. It's an investment
in our children's future.
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30. Welcome to the
Edwin +Alva Gymnasium.
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31. Come on, dad.
He must have a good reason.
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32. He'd better.
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33. Ugh!
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34. Alright, who's next?
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35. Come on! Just because you guys
taste like chicken
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36. 'doesn't mean you have to act
like 'em.'
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37. Ohh!
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38. How, how did you know?
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39. If it were a snake,
it would've bit you.
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40. If I were you, I'd charge 'em
with attempted robbery.
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41. But then again, they've already
been charged pretty good.
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42. Oh, man, it's late!
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43. You must be very proud of your
dad today.
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44. Huh? Yeah, this is way better
than when he was on TV
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45. after the grand jury hearing.
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46. That is, I mean..
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47. He mean that the system works.
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48. All charges were dropped,
and I'm free to donate
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49. the occasional gymnasium
to my new charges
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50. the children of Dakota.
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51. Unbelievable.
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52. It's safer letting the guard
dogs off their leash than you.
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53. Get out of my sight.
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54. Hi, Sharon. Where's pops?
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55. Run for it.
I'll try to stall him.
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56. - Sharon.
- Too late.
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57. You see, what happened was..
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58. No excuses, Virgil.
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59. I'm really sorry, dad.
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60. For weeks,
I've been watching you
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61. become more and more
irresponsible.
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62. And now you don't even have time
for the Community Center.
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63. Dad, It's not that. I was..
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64. What?
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65. I..
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66. On television.
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67. In front of the Mayor
and half of the city council.
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68. I didn't mean to—
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69. I had high hopes for you, Edwin.
I thought someday
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70. you'd be the head
of this company.
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71. But you've every advantage
and you've done nothing
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72. to make me proud of you.
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73. - Oh, yes, I have.
- Really?
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74. I've been studying
the Hazmat Gas
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75. your scientists have been
working with.
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76. I figured out
how to control it. Look.
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77. You're living in a dream world.
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78. Even I don't completely
understand understand that gas.
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79. Now stop wasting my time.
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80. 'Edwin Alva Jr., my legacy.'
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81. 'I'd be better off
with a statue.'
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82. Still here?
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83. It's just not fair, Richie.
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84. I go to school, I do my chores,
I'm a superhero.
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85. And my dad chews me up
for being irresponsible.
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86. Hey, your dad doesn't know
your secret.
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87. So from his point of view,
you're a big flake.
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88. That's no excuse,
he should trust me.
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89. No matter how it looks,
and stop taking his side.
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90. Who's taking sides?
I'm just saying..
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91. I'm going on patrol.
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92. I'm sure I can find somebody out
there who appreciates me.
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93. I'll show you, dad.
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94. 'Access granted.'
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95. 'Welcome to Alva Industries,
High security vault number 14.'
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96. 'Warning. Hazardous material
containment area.'
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97. 'Do not approach.'
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98. Oh, yeah. The lasers.
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99. 'Security override accepted.'
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100. 'Warning,
handle with extreme caution.'
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101. 'Canister contains
Quantum Vapor.'
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102. 'A highly unstable substance'
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103. 'with unpredictable
mutagenic properties.'
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104. Unpredictable to anyone, but me.
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105. 'Warning, experimental
procedures unknown.'
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106. 'Unable to assess
probable outcome.'
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107. Not probable, computer. Certain.
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108. I've modified the gas
in each bubble.
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109. Every time I pop one, I'll get
a different superpower.
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110. Maybe dear old dad
will finally notice me.
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111. After I've taken away
everything else he has.
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112. That's it, Mr. Lynn.
Take us out nice and easy.
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113. Piece of cake, captain.
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114. I know this harbor of my.. Unh!
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115. - What did you hit?
- Nothing.
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116. Something's hitting us!
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117. Whoa!
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118. - Fire!
- Yeah!
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119. All hands, abandon ship!
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120. I was wondering
what all that racket was.
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121. Maybe a certain superhero
can raise the Titanic.
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122. Do superheroes get hernias?
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123. 'All aboard!'
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124. Uh, yeah!
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125. Thank you! Thank you!
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126. And when you tell your friends
about this
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127. skip the part where I tried to
pick up the boat.
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128. What do you think you're doing?
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129. I don't believe
we've been introduced.
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130. - Omnifarious.
- You're Nefarious?
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131. Omnifarious, it's my name.
It means many forms.
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132. Bro, I go to public school.
Latin's an elective.
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133. Why did you help those sailors?
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134. They work for Alva,
they're gun smugglers.
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135. That doesn't mean
we let 'em drown.
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136. You telling me you did this?
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137. Uh-huh. This, too.
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138. Aah! Alright, that's plenty.
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139. Aah! Ugh!
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140. You surprise me.
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141. Now it's my turn.
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142. I know you.
You're Edwin Alva's son.
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143. You have me at a disadvantage,
at least for the moment.
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144. - 'Now we're even.'
- You can see through my mask?
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145. Yup, I've got X-ray vision now.
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146. But I can't place
where we've met before.
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147. Oh, man.
Before we fight again
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148. I want a written list
of all your powers
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149. and maybe a study guide.
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150. Why would I want to fight you
again?
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151. My work here is done.
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152. That went well.
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153. So, think you'll have any time
off this weekend?
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154. - Maybe we could—
- No.
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155. - Yes?
- 'Mr. Alva.'
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156. 'That report you wanted
is ready.'
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157. Bring it in.
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158. 'Don't you want
to finish your..'
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159. - Now.
- Sounds important.
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160. None of your concern.
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161. He hit another ship this
morning. That makes a three plus
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162. a warehouse, and two of your
weapons factories.
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163. Have you identified him yet?
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164. Calls himself Omnifarious.
That's all we know so far.
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165. Could just be a crazy man.
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166. Maybe, he's not crazy.
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167. Speculating now, are we?
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168. Maybe he's just looking
for a little attention.
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169. You can go now. You too.
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170. Aah!
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171. You got a minute?
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172. I do, now.
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173. I'm trying to figure out
what's wrong with you lately.
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174. Pops, I just got a lot of
responsibilities now that's all.
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175. Why don't you tell me
about these
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176. big responsibilities you've got?
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177. You know, school, other stuff.
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178. It's like I have no idea
what's going on
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179. in your life anymore, Virgil.
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180. I just don't know what..
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181. I'd better get that.
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182. We'll continue this later.
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183. Why can't you just trust me?
For once.
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184. And he's wrecking his dad's
stuff. It doesn't make sense.
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185. Not to you, maybe.
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186. Yeah I guess I'm lucky.
Even with all the stress
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187. my dad's been giving me lately
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188. I can't imagine doing anything
like that to him.
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189. Uh-oh! Call waiting.
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190. Sharon'll kill me if she misses
another call from Reginald.
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191. 'Ooh, better let you go, then.'
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192. - Hello?
- I knew I'd seen you before.
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193. Virgil. So listen up.
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194. You stay out of my way or your
secret identity is history.
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195. So what do you think?
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196. Give me that.
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197. First of all, aluminum foil
doesn't stop X-rays.
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198. It has to be Lead.
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199. What am I?
A dental technician?
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200. Second, he already knows
who am I.
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201. Okay, got me there.
But he did say
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if you left him alone.
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203. Can't do that.
He's out of control.
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204. Then, he'll tell.
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205. I know. If my dad's gonna learn
my secret identity
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206. it's gonna be from me.
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207. But he won't be the only father
in for a shock tonight.
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208. 'Can I get the light for you?'
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209. Static? How did you..
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210. Where's my security force?
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211. Outside napping.
You gotta get better help.
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212. I don't think it'll work
without this stuff.
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213. What do you want?
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214. Believe it or not,
I'm here to help you.
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215. Help me? You?
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216. 'It's about Omnifarious.'
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217. What about him?
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218. He's your son.
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219. My son? That's ridiculous.
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220. It's the truth
and he needs help.
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221. What kind of scam
are you trying to..
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222. You don't believe me?
Check out your labs.
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223. It's the least you can do.
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224. Thought you were
going to bed early.
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225. - Couldn't sleep.
- This won't help.
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226. Looking at pictures of mom?
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227. Not this time. Virgil.
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228. Remember this barbecue?
I'm the one who dropped
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229. all the hamburger meat
on the ground.
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230. - Really?
- Virgil took the blame.
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231. Because mom was
already mad at me.
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232. 'I don't think we fooled her,
but she let it slide.'
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233. If you quote me,
I'll deny it, but, um..
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234. Virgil's a great guy.
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235. Give him the benefit
of the doubt.
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236. - Hey.
- Mwah.
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237. Aah! What did I do?
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238. Dad..
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I need to tell you.
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240. Edwin?
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241. Omnifarious.
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242. So, it was you.
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243. What are you trying to do?
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244. Anything I want,
thanks to this gas.
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245. Maybe I'll even
earn your respect.
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246. That's what this is about?
Respect?
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247. That's what it's always been
about with you.
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248. And I can never win. Not as long
as I was plain old Edwin.
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249. You think this is how you gain
someone's respect
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250. by wrecking everything
they have?
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251. I've got power now, dad.
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252. And that's all
you've ever respected.
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253. Give me those things
before you hurt yourself.
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254. Come out here and face me!
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255. Face yourself.
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256. All I've ever tried to do is
please you, be like you.
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257. But you've never
had time for me.
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258. Only for your precious company.
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259. Aah!
Don't make me do this, Edwin.
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260. What? Pay attention to me?
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261. Get in here, now.
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262. Don't hurt him,
but let him get away, either.
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263. Okay, this isn't easy.
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264. I know I've been flaky lately,
but there's a reason.
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265. Virgil,
you don't have to go into it.
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266. - I don't?
- No, you don't.
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267. Because I trust you.
You've never given me
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269. - I—
- Look.
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270. I know you miss your mother.
I haven't done a great job
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271. of helping you deal with that,
but I watched you handle it
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272. better than I have, frankly.
I don't say it enough.
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273. I'm proud of you, son.
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274. I'll see you downstairs.
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275. Oh, dad! Wait.
I gotta tell you something.
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276. Now what?
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278. What are you waiting for?
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279. Bring him back!
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280. boom
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281. whoosh
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282. Hold your fire.
I don't want him hurt.
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283. - I gotta protect myself.
- No, you don't.
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284. I'm calling off the attack.
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285. whoosh
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286. Where are you going?
We're not done yet.
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287. whoosh
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288. whirr
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289. Pilot down! I need backup.
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290. You guys hear me? Help!
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291. 'We got your back, number two.'
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292. You gotta stop them!
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293. Don't shoot. I'm ordering you!
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294. 'Too late for that.
We gotta stop this freak'
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295. 'or he'll get all of us.'
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296. - 'Copy that.'
- 'Open fire.'
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297. You gotta stop them!
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298. I can't! Can you?
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299. Gonna try.
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300. Unh!
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301. 'Electromagnetic pulse?'
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302. Yeah, knocks out
electrical devices.
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303. What were you thinking?
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304. 'They could've killed him.'
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305. Aah!
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306. All he was thinking about was
protecting his company.
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307. You never cared about me.
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308. All you care about is your image
and your precious legacy.
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309. You want a monument? I'll give
you a mountain of rubble
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310. when I bring this building down
around you.
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311. No matter what it takes.
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312. Uh-oh!
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313. Aah!
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314. Too fast!
Can't control it.
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315. Dad.
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316. Is... he alive?
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317. I don't know.
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318. I never should have told you.
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319. 'But I thought a father could
work things out with his son.'
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320. Even you.
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321. Guess everybody
isn't as lucky as me.
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322. I put a shock to your system.
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323. Static Shock!
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