1. I put a shock to your system!
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2. "Static Shock!"
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3. Speed it up.
We don't have all night.
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4. Why you sweatin' me, dude?
The guards are on ice.
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5. The alarms's shut off.
Everything's covered.
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6. Huh?
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7. Aah!
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8. What the heck
is up with that?
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9. You mean, what up with that?
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10. Either use slang properly,
or don't use it at all.
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11. It's a kid on a flying manhole!
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12. I don't care if it's
Aladdin on his magic carpet.
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13. Get him!
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14. Metal weapons and dumb thugs.
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15. How easy does it get?
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16. Aah! Come on,
let's get out of here!
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17. Like turning on lights
in a roach motel.
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18. That's my taser punch.
Shocking, isn't it?
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19. I got him, dude, I guess..
Huh?
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20. Okay, you caught me off guard.
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21. I'm new at this, so sue me!
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22. Not that I have
a curfew or anything
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23. but I really
gotta wrap this up.
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24. Stick around, fellows.
You've got company.
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25. Piece of cake
with frosting and sprinkles.
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26. My first bad guy beatdown,
and I hardly broke a sweat!
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27. Hard to believe
that just two days ago
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28. I was the last person
you'd call hero material.
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29. Yeah. Comin' up like weeds.
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30. Hey, Puff Daddy,
you're taking a long time
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31. for a guy with only
five whiskers!
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32. At least I'm growing mine
on purpose.
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33. Just hurry up.
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34. And give your little
weak rapping a rest.
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35. Aw, don't forget
your dog collar!
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36. Sisters!
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37. Aah! Dang static electricity.
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38. Isn't it time we got some
hardwood floors, people?
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39. Sorry, son. I'm in a hurry
this morning.
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40. I feel you, pops. Got a big day
in front of me myself.
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41. Big, big, big!
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42. I'm taking my friendship
with Frieda to another level.
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43. - Gonna ask her to homecoming.
- What'd she ever do to you?
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44. What's this? An egg smoothie?
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45. You know, that's just
the way mama made them.
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46. Funny, I don't recall ever
needing a straw to eat hers.
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47. Come on, Virgil. Your sister
went to all this trouble.
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48. Least you could do
is give them a try.
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49. Hmph.
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50. Mama, if you're listening,
I could use some help here.
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51. Hello?
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52. Hey, Teddy.
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53. Yeah, I really liked
that lecture last night.
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54. Tonight? You mean a real date?
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55. Let me check my schedule.
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56. Of course, I have a schedule.
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57. 'No, I don't have a little black
book. It's paisley.'
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58. Good looking out, moms.
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59. Mmm, mmm. Fluffy egg goodness.
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60. - V-man!
- Richie!
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61. Is today gonna be
that day or what?
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62. If you mean me and Frieda,
of course, today's the day.
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63. Man, it's on!
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64. Hey.
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65. Yo, here's your chance, bro.
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66. Let me hear that strong rap
you're gonna drop on her.
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67. Well, Frieda, we've known
each other for a long time now
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68. and I was kind of wondering
if you would do me the honor—
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69. Snore! "Do me the honor?"
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70. Man, you sound like
a form letter!
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71. That's not gonna
cut it with..
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72. - Hey, Frieda!
- Hey, guys.
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73. Guess what, Mr. McDonald said
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74. we could put up the decorations
early this year.
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75. Cool. Hey, look at me.
I gotta go.
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76. Good luck with your, uh, test.
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77. Where were you
this weekend, Virgil?
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78. I've been dying to talk
to you about homecoming.
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79. - Oh, really?
- Yeah, I need your advice.
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80. You know Eddie the quarterback?
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81. I heard he wants to take me
to the dance.
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82. But Dave also left a message,
and Cleo said that Seth Gray
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83. wanted my phone number.
Isn't it wild?
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84. I'm juggling three hotties!
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85. You know, Frieda,
hot isn't everything.
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86. In some circles,
wit and, uh..
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87. offbeat charm
still count for a lot.
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88. In fact, I was wondering
if you would do me the honor—
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89. Hey, Frieda.
Lookin' good.
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90. Aah!
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91. Smell good, too.
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92. F-stop, you need to brush up
on body language 101.
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93. Hers says,
"Not in this lifetime."
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94. - Ggrr.
- Aah!
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95. Ah!
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96. Let's see if your face
can understand
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97. what my fist is saying.
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98. Aah!
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99. Yo, I know you're not sweatin'
my man Virgil, Francis.
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100. Nah, Wade, we were just playing.
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101. Here, Virg.
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102. Catch you later, Virgil.
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103. Tangling with F-stop?
Are you crazy?
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104. The dude makes Norman Bates
look like Mr. Rogers.
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105. Tell me something
I don't know!
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106. If it wasn't for Wade,
I'd be looking for a good
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107. plastic surgeon right about now.
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108. Yeah, straight up, V.
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109. Hey, if any more static breaks
out between you and F-stop
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110. you know I got your back.
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111. - Thanks, man.
- Peace!
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112. And out.
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113. If only he knew kung fu.
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114. Hey!
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115. I'm picking up
where I left off, chump.
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116. Come on, guys!
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117. Oh, gee, c-can't we
do this later, fellas?
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118. 'A beatdown just
doesn't feel right'
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119. 'without lockers
and dim school lighting.'
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120. Virgil, the jokester.
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121. Laugh your way out of this,
funny man.
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122. F-stop! Wade and his homey
headed our way!
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123. You'll be seeing
more of me, Virg. Believe that.
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124. 'Ah, Wade.'
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125. I had 'em just where
I wanted 'em, man!
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126. Meet me under the stone bridge
in a half.
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127. Half-hour? But I, I gotta meet
my pops in a half-hour!
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128. - I—
- In a half.
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129. Say, son, where were you
this afternoon?
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130. Well, dad, the nice gangbangers
invited me for tea and cookies.
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131. Son, don't you know
that bangers are dangerous?
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132. With all due respect,
dad, well, duh!
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133. Aah!
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134. Gee, it's so nice out.
It's a shame to be indoors.
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135. - Welcome to our crib, Virgil.
- Cozy.
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136. This place should be on that
show, "This Old Warehouse."
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137. I like you, Virgil.
You're funny.
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138. And you're smart, but keeping
Francis off your butt
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139. takes too much of my time.
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140. I-I never asked you
to do that, Wade.
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141. - Hear that?
- Dissin' Wade?
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142. - He must be crazy!
- Word!
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143. 'That punk Francis is looking
for street-cred, young brother.'
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144. One day, he's gonna
catch you out there
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145. and I won't be around.
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146. Sick dude like him,
who knows what he'll do then.
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147. Gee, I was kinda hoping
he'd get bored of me
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148. and go terrorize a tank.
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149. This is no joke, Virgil.
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150. There's only one way
you're gonna save your skin.
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151. - Roll with my crew.
- Me? You don't want me!
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152. I'm only 14, and I'm too stringy
to be a banger!
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153. Don't front, Virgil.
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154. I'm offering you
life insurance.
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155. You join up, and F-stop
will back off quick.
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156. He ain't lookin'
to tangle with this posse.
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157. - That's right up, dude.
- Swear you truth.
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158. I feel what you're saying,
but it's my pops!
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159. He's got a teeny little problem
with gangs
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160. and I'm too young
to be homeless.
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161. Your pops gonna
watch your back all day?
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162. He gonna beat on F-stop
for you?
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163. 'Always said
you were smart, Virgil.'
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164. 'Don't prove me wrong now.'
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165. - Football injury, huh?
- Yes, sir.
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166. Two things, one..
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167. since when do you play
football without a helmet?
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168. And two, since when
does your narrow behind
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169. play football at all?
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170. Who asked you, miss nosy?
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171. Pops, can I be excused?
I'm really sore.
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172. Sure, son.
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173. Come on, dad. Football?
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174. He'll talk about it
when he's ready.
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175. Ahh!
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176. - Hello?
- Tell me it's not true.
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177. Tell me you did not join
Wade's crew!
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178. - Where'd you hear that?
- Word's all over, Virg!
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179. It's like they want
everyone to know.
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180. But I didn't!
Not exactly.
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181. I mean, I didn't say yes,
I just sort of nodded
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182. 'like I was thinking on it.'
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183. Jeez, Virgil,
your mom died from gang fire.
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184. Don't you think I know that?
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185. What am I gonna do?
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186. I got the F problem big time.
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187. Yeah? Well, now you got
the Wade problem, too.
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188. He's gonna expect favors, man.
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189. Okay, okay, I'll squash this.
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190. Tell him there's been
a misunderstanding.
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191. Maybe I could be a banger
water boy or something.
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192. Hold on. I got an incoming.
Hello?
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193. Meet us at the docks.
Now. Gate 10.
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194. We're taking care
of your problem tonight.
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195. Wade? Wade!
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196. Terrific.
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197. Hello? Aah!
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198. Keep your mouth shut.
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199. What's going on?
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200. There's gonna be a major
throw-down tonight
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201. with all the crews
in the city.
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202. - Wade, we gotta talk!
- Shh. Look!
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203. Time to go the permanent route,
little bro.
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204. This way.
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205. Oh, man! I stepped into it
big this time!
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206. Virgil?
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207. This is gonna be fun.
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208. 'Freeze!'
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209. You are in a restricted area.
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210. Drop all weapons
and step into the open.
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211. - Oh! Go! Get out of here!
- Go! Go! Go!
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212. What's going on?
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213. Grab your mask.
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214. I'm home. I'm alive!
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215. Get.. Ah!
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216. Dang static electricity! Whoa!
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217. Down, boy!
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218. Whew!
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219. - Don't slam the doors.
- Yes, sir.
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220. Huh?
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221. Whoa!
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222. Dad's razor!
It's possessed!
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223. I'm a human fuse box!
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224. I got it! I got it!
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225. Hello? Virgil! What happened?
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226. You are gonna trip!
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227. Meet me in the auto
junkyard ASAP. Bye!
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228. Say what?
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229. Virgil? Yo, Virgil!
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230. I'm worrying about his butt
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231. and he's rushing me
off the phone and..
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232. - Whoa!
- Tell me that's not cool!
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233. How the heck did you—
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234. There was an explosion
last night.
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235. There was this gas.
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236. It changed me, Richie.
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237. Check it out!
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238. Double whoa!
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239. Yeah, no more asking my pops
to borrow his car, dude!
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240. Uh, you don't even
drive yet, V.
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241. Whatever!
Oh, and I rather like this.
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242. Talk about your static cling!
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243. V-man, you could so
be a superhero!
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244. I could, couldn't I?
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245. Whoa!
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246. Come on, V.
We gotta get you some gear.
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247. Not your best look,
chicken legs.
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248. Alright, now this is just
embarrassing.
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249. Nah, you look like
a battery commercial.
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250. Next!
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251. We've got ourselves a winner!
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252. And that's pretty much
how it all began.
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253. Easy. Oh, oh, man!
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254. We need a ladder.
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255. Guess I should ground 'em.
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256. The new lab computers!
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257. Oof!
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258. Those lights go over there.
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259. Hey, I thought Virgil
was coming.
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260. Oh, w-w-well, he had to, uh,
get his VCR fixed.
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261. Yeah, you know, how it flashes
12 o'clock, 12 o'clock?
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262. That.
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263. - Check it out!
- What is it?
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264. Special delivery.
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265. I had business at the warehouse,
and look what I found!
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266. Who are you?
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267. The name's Static.
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268. I put a shock to your system.
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269. Good line!
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270. I see you still
got some work to do.
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271. Fortunately, I'm what you call
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272. one of your all-purpose
superheroes.
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273. It's beautiful!
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274. Not as beautiful
as the sight I see, ma cherie.
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275. Why isn't it this easy
for Virgil?
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276. See ya!
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277. He's a natural!
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278. Oh! It's getting worse.
They keep mutating.
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279. Is the hazmat team here yet?
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280. He's burning up!
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281. What a trip!
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282. This is gonna be fun.
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283. I put a shock
to your system!
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284. Static shock!
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