1. Your oatmeal, my Queen.Copy !req
2. Raw and soaked, just how you like it.Copy !req
3. It's really cool
that you're having this, uh,Copy !req
4. Queen's monster breakfast.Copy !req
5. I want the monsters to feel comfortable
at the Queen's table.Copy !req
6. Yeah! Just, uh, where are the monsters?Copy !req
7. Huh.Copy !req
8. - Manfred! Come here!
- Yes, M'lady?Copy !req
9. Manfred, did you forget
to invite the monsters?Copy !req
10. No, of course not, M'lady.Copy !req
11. The monsters are right here.Copy !req
12. (Manfred) In their proper place.Copy !req
13. What? Why are they eating
out of dog bowls?Copy !req
14. Oh. Do they not normally, M'lady?Copy !req
15. Take their food back to the kitchen,Copy !req
16. and put it on proper plates.Copy !req
17. Oh, and take mine, while you're at it.Copy !req
18. I'll eat when everybody else
has their food.Copy !req
19. Yes, my Queen.Copy !req
20. Oh. I guess we'll wait, too.Copy !req
21. Ugh! Apparently, the Queen
would like the monstersCopy !req
22. to eat from the royal china.Copy !req
23. Yes, my lord.Copy !req
24. Well, wouldn't we all like to eatCopy !req
25. from the royal china. Heh.Copy !req
26. Oh, looks like someone fed yada yada
berries to Manfred. (laughs)Copy !req
27. Wait. Yada yada berries, what's that?Copy !req
28. Yada yada berries? You know.Copy !req
29. You feed them to someone,
and... yada yada.Copy !req
30. They never bother you again.Copy !req
31. Funny thing about them, though—Copy !req
32. They're actually quite delicious,Copy !req
33. once you get past the whole
"turning to stone" part.Copy !req
34. So good!Copy !req
35. But Manfred was eating out
of Eclipsa's bowl.Copy !req
36. I don't understand. Why would
somebody want to yada yada you?Copy !req
37. This kind of thing comes
with the territory when you're queen.Copy !req
38. You can't let it rule your life, you know.Copy !req
39. I don't know! But you know what?
I plan to find out.Copy !req
40. Marco and I are
about to go on an adventure.Copy !req
41. We are going to search
every filthy back alley,Copy !req
42. confront every underhanded assassin,Copy !req
43. and wade through every sewerCopy !req
44. until we find out who tried
to yada yada you. Right, Marco?Copy !req
45. - Uh... (yelps)
- (Star) That's right!Copy !req
46. I love these berries!Copy !req
47. OK, whoever wanted to yada yada EclipsaCopy !req
48. definitely went through here.Copy !req
49. Well, looks like we got
a real mystery on our hands.Copy !req
50. - (door dings)
- And we're just crazy enoughCopy !req
51. to take the case.Copy !req
52. Hello. Welcome to the Assassins Guild.Copy !req
53. Who would you like
to have bumped off today?Copy !req
54. Wait, Rasticore?Copy !req
55. (whispering) Don't come over.
Don't come over.Copy !req
56. - Don't come—
- Rasticore, it is you!Copy !req
57. Aren't you lookin'... small?Copy !req
58. (groans) Regenerating
from a single hand has not been easy!Copy !req
59. (groans) What do you want?Copy !req
60. Some information.Copy !req
61. Do you know anything about a plotCopy !req
62. to yada yada Eclipsa?Copy !req
63. Will you leave me alone if I tell you?Copy !req
64. I might.Copy !req
65. OK, OK!Copy !req
66. All I know is this chick BabsCopy !req
67. didn't show up for work today.Copy !req
68. Now, get outta here.Copy !req
69. Babs, ya say?Copy !req
70. We got a lead!Copy !req
71. Thanks, little guy!Copy !req
72. (moans) What do you want?Copy !req
73. We're lookin' for Babs.Copy !req
74. Who's lookin'?Copy !req
75. Oh, just a friend of the Queen.Copy !req
76. Lookin' for some answers.Copy !req
77. (gruffly) And I'm gonna get 'em!Copy !req
78. I'm Babs. (blows nose)Copy !req
79. Y'all want some tea?Copy !req
80. (sighs) Much better.Copy !req
81. - (cats meowing)
- You have a lot of cats.Copy !req
82. I mean, uh, for an assassin.Copy !req
83. Don't worry. They're all friendly.Copy !req
84. 'Cept Ol' One-Ear.Copy !req
85. Got it.Copy !req
86. Would ya like some tea? (coughing)Copy !req
87. - No, thank you.
- One, please!Copy !req
88. - Marco, gross!
- What?Copy !req
89. (groans) Guh.Copy !req
90. (sighs) OK, so, Babs—Copy !req
91. Were you or were you not hiredCopy !req
92. to yada yada the Queen this morning?Copy !req
93. Uh, yeah! Oh!
Wasn't supposed to tell you that.Copy !req
94. But I didn't do it! I called in sick,Copy !req
95. 'cause I woke up with pink eye, pneumonia,Copy !req
96. - (sipping)
- (Babs) ... and a weird rash.Copy !req
97. Blech!Copy !req
98. So, who hired you, Babs?Copy !req
99. It was an anonymous client!Copy !req
100. Just a note and some berries
from Apothecary Sherry.Copy !req
101. Ohh! I wasn't supposed to tell you that.Copy !req
102. (Star) Apothecary Sherry, huh?Copy !req
103. - Another lead.
- (Marco groaning)Copy !req
104. Get your stink bombs, wart remover,Copy !req
105. hair growth potions, itching powder.Copy !req
106. Schoolyard bully discount!
Anti-itch cream— Huh?Copy !req
107. Oh, hey, Sherry, how ya doin'?
Let's skip the small talk.Copy !req
108. Got any yada yada berries?Copy !req
109. You know, kid, those things are dangerous.
Shouldn't even be on the market.Copy !req
110. So, you, uh, don't sell 'em?Copy !req
111. Hey, I never said that.Copy !req
112. We're not here to buy!
We need to know who did.Copy !req
113. You expect me to just rat out
my own patrons? What are ya, crazy?Copy !req
114. I have a strict
confidentiality policy with...Copy !req
115. Ohh! (sniffs)Copy !req
116. valued customers
such as yourselves.Copy !req
117. I only sold it to one guy.Copy !req
118. (Star) "Ruben."Copy !req
119. (Marco whispering)
Looks like no one's home.Copy !req
120. (Star) Looks that way, doesn't it?Copy !req
121. (Marco) Oh, boy, I know what that means.Copy !req
122. (exclaiming) Narwhal Blast!Copy !req
123. Aah! What are you doing?Copy !req
124. - Aah!
- I'm getting this rat out of his hole.Copy !req
125. Blueberry Cupcake Bazooka!Copy !req
126. OK, OK! Stop destroyin' my house!Copy !req
127. I knew you were hiding in here!Copy !req
128. Whoa! How'd you know
he was a chameleon monster?Copy !req
129. I saw the family portrait.Copy !req
130. All right, Ruben, now tell me aboutCopy !req
131. your little visit
to Apothecary Sherry today!Copy !req
132. Yeah! I bought the berries
to yada yada Eclipsa.Copy !req
133. She made me eat out
of a dog bowl this mornin'!Copy !req
134. What? Eclipsa made sure
you were served on the royal china.Copy !req
135. Too little, too late!Copy !req
136. I ate my breakfast, then I went
to Sherry and bought them berries!Copy !req
137. Wait. You bought the berries
after breakfast?Copy !req
138. Yeah! And I wasn't the only one!Copy !req
139. She got enemies left and right!Copy !req
140. Ugh. We got the wrong guy.Copy !req
141. Sorry, Ruben. Victimless crime.Copy !req
142. What? You destroyed my home!Copy !req
143. Come on, sounds like Sherry
was holding out on us.Copy !req
144. (panting) So, you wanna play games, huh?Copy !req
145. - Excuse me?
- You're playin' games, Sherry!Copy !req
146. And I don't like it.Copy !req
147. Hey, I told you everything I know.Copy !req
148. Who bought the berries, Sherry?Copy !req
149. I'm tellin ya, nobody else bought berries.Copy !req
150. You're playin' those games, Sherry.Copy !req
151. And I'm done playing.Copy !req
152. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
153. How 'bout you take a break?Copy !req
154. But I get results...Copy !req
155. Look, Sherry, we know
other people bought berries.Copy !req
156. Just make it easy on yourself
and give us their names.Copy !req
157. I don't know what you're talkin' about.Copy !req
158. Then I guess we'll just have
to take you backCopy !req
159. to the Monster Temple for questioning.Copy !req
160. I'm sure Eclipsa will have
some dark spell to jog your memory.Copy !req
161. - Ohh, I know she will.
- Oh, you know?Copy !req
162. I think I'm just gonna stick
around here, thanks.Copy !req
163. Aah.Copy !req
164. You can tell Eclipsa
that she can yada yada my—Copy !req
165. Wow. She just self-yada yada'ed.Copy !req
166. Shameful.Copy !req
167. (Star) Hrm, just the one receipt, huh?Copy !req
168. Maybe there's more, heh. Aah! Ah!Copy !req
169. All the yada yada berry receipts.Copy !req
170. Whoa, that's a lot of Mewmans.Copy !req
171. We can't lock 'em all up... can we?Copy !req
172. - (all grumbling)
- (man) Let me outta here!Copy !req
173. (Star) All right, listen up!Copy !req
174. Everybody in this room
bought yada yada berriesCopy !req
175. from Apothecary Sherry,
but only one of youCopy !req
176. put them in Eclipsa's oatmeal
this morning.Copy !req
177. So we can do this the easy way
or the hard way.Copy !req
178. - (Star) Who was it?
- (man) Wasn't me.Copy !req
179. I expected better of Mewmanity.Copy !req
180. Of all of you.Copy !req
181. I know, underneath it all,
you're good people.Copy !req
182. So one of ya made a mistake.Copy !req
183. Life's hard in Mewni these days. I get it.Copy !req
184. It is tough! But you know what we do?Copy !req
185. As Mewmans? We survive!Copy !req
186. - (all cheering)
- (woman) I'm a survivor!Copy !req
187. - And we rebuild!
- (all) Yeah!Copy !req
188. And we turn in the criminal
who tried to poison Eclipsa!Copy !req
189. OK, you guys. Look,
Eclipsa is not a bad person.Copy !req
190. Yes, she is! She stole me family's land!Copy !req
191. Don't even matter who tried
to yada yada her.Copy !req
192. She's gonna off us all, anyway!Copy !req
193. OK, enough! You people are—Copy !req
194. Star. It's OK. I understand
why they feel this way.Copy !req
195. I've upended all their lives
quite thoroughly.Copy !req
196. I am asking you to give me
a chance to earn your trust.Copy !req
197. But I know that takes time, so for now—Copy !req
198. You're all free to go.Copy !req
199. - (Mewmans grumbling)
- Sorry about all of this.Copy !req
200. Man, I still don't trust her.Copy !req
201. Yeah. She's only doin' this
to make herself look better.Copy !req
202. - (sighs)
- I cannot believe you just did that!Copy !req
203. (grunts) Eclipsa,
people want to yada yada you,Copy !req
204. and you just let them go?Copy !req
205. And now, we'll never know
what secrets Sherry took with herCopy !req
206. to the smooth, berry-flavored beyond.Copy !req
207. There will always be people
who don't like you.Copy !req
208. If I'd locked up everyone who hated me,Copy !req
209. there'd be no one left!Copy !req
210. (stammering) B-but I wanted
to crack the case!Copy !req
211. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
212. Manfred will be back to normal.
Eventually.Copy !req
213. - No harm, no foul.
- Uh, not quite.Copy !req
214. I think Babs gave me pink eye.Copy !req
215. Ew.Copy !req
216. Eclipsa, I— I don't think you realizeCopy !req
217. how much the Mewmans hate you.Copy !req
218. Oh, I do.
That's why I need to earn their trust.Copy !req
219. - But how?
- I don't know.Copy !req
220. But we'll figure something out.Copy !req
221. No matter how many times
I climb these stairs,Copy !req
222. I swear they're gettin' taller. Heh-heh.Copy !req
223. Oh... (grunts)Copy !req
224. We're just getting older.Copy !req
225. Oh, boy. That market sure was
a mess today, wasn't it?Copy !req
226. Oh, my goodness, yes!Copy !req
227. Ever since those monsters
started showing up,Copy !req
228. hogging the aisles
with their giant shopping carts...Copy !req
229. Now, if I had any say, I'd—Copy !req
230. Manny! Mendel! Quit doddling!Copy !req
231. Hey, Mom, I found a dead lizard!Copy !req
232. I wanna keep it!Copy !req
233. Can we name him "Chomps"?Copy !req
234. (sighs) OK, but...
only if you finish your chores.Copy !req
235. (breathes deeply) All right.
You guys know the drill.Copy !req
236. (grunting) Your back OK, dear?Copy !req
237. (struggling) Yeah, that's fine, honey.Copy !req
238. Whoa! Whoa-oa! Whuh—! Whoa!Copy !req
239. Huh?Copy !req
240. - Oh, my!
- Whoa!Copy !req
241. Sorry. We're not interested.Copy !req
242. Wait! What are you doing in our house?Copy !req
243. Uh, actually, this is our house.Copy !req
244. It belonged to my great, great,
great, great, great grandmotherCopy !req
245. before the Mewmans
went and took over these woods.Copy !req
246. Now Eclipsa's returned it
back to us by royal decree.Copy !req
247. (Monster Mim) See?Copy !req
248. Well, that sounds like
a whole lot of malarkey!Copy !req
249. If this is your house,
why don't ya prove it?Copy !req
250. Well, it's a monster house.Copy !req
251. Everything is... monster-sized.Copy !req
252. Didn't you wonder
why the rooms were so big?Copy !req
253. Or the furniture, or the kitchen sink?Copy !req
254. You mean, the swimming pool?Copy !req
255. (sighs) Look, I gotta get ready for work.Copy !req
256. But we packed up your stuff for ya!Copy !req
257. (Monster Mim) I think this is everything.
Here you go!Copy !req
258. Well, this is awkward.Copy !req
259. Goodbye.Copy !req
260. Now, what do we do?Copy !req
261. Look at it this way, kids.Copy !req
262. At least we don't have to live in town
with a bunch of monsters anymore!Copy !req
263. This is literally the first timeCopy !req
264. I've seen a tree in my life.Copy !req
265. You know... me, too!Copy !req
266. Do you have to do that?Copy !req
267. Aah! Moon Pie, I'm bored!Copy !req
268. River, that's the point.
We came here to the woodsCopy !req
269. just to spend time and do nothing.Copy !req
270. Besides, I thought you were cooking.Copy !req
271. I am!Copy !req
272. (Queen Moon) Sweetie, those are rocks.Copy !req
273. Can't you find anything more...
edible to cook?Copy !req
274. Your Majesty? It's really you!Copy !req
275. - (gasps)
- Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
276. Uh, hello. Do I know you?Copy !req
277. Well, not personally.
My name is Merrick Maizley.Copy !req
278. I was in the A-Corn-ting Department.Copy !req
279. In the Royal Fields Office.Copy !req
280. Ah! Thank you for your service.Copy !req
281. Your Majesty. Yo-you have to help us.Copy !req
282. Monsters have taken over our homes,
and we need them gone at once.Copy !req
283. Well, I'm afraid
I'm not "Your Majesty" anymore.Copy !req
284. Eclipsa is queen now.
There's nothing I can do.Copy !req
285. But then... what are we supposed to do?Copy !req
286. You could move? It seems like
you've got your belongings with you.Copy !req
287. You're off to a great start!Copy !req
288. OK, then. We'll leave you to this.Copy !req
289. Thank you!Copy !req
290. Moon, would you be a dear
and fetch some water for the soup?Copy !req
291. Soup? What's in it?Copy !req
292. I've, uh, got this... meat!Copy !req
293. (grunts) That's a bundle of—Copy !req
294. Oh, never mind.Copy !req
295. (King River) Hurry, my dear!
The meat wood is burning!Copy !req
296. What in—?Copy !req
297. (King River) Whoops, there it goes.
It's on fire now.Copy !req
298. Soup's canceled!Copy !req
299. (gasps) Your Majesty! Hi!Copy !req
300. What's going on here?Copy !req
301. Oh! (chuckles)Copy !req
302. Well, we got a little bit turned aroundCopy !req
303. and then fell into
a gelatinous slime gulch.Copy !req
304. This stuff is disgusting.Copy !req
305. Yes, well, unfortunately,
the slime has contaminated our water.Copy !req
306. I'd recommend cleaning up further away.Copy !req
307. Far, far, further away.Copy !req
308. OK, if we close our eyes,
this might pass as spaghetti.Copy !req
309. - River, you can't just—
- Just let me eat this!Copy !req
310. (grumbles) What's all this?Copy !req
311. Look at my clean babies!
Get between your toes!Copy !req
312. So, I see you moved further down stream.Copy !req
313. Sure did! Thanks for the tip!Copy !req
314. The water is so clean and pure here!Copy !req
315. - Oh!
- Uh, where are they going?Copy !req
316. Oh, who knows! (snorts) Kids, who cares?Copy !req
317. Hey! You wanna bet
I can scream really loud?Copy !req
318. No!Copy !req
319. Well, I'm glad you're OK,Copy !req
320. but this is actually
private property, so—Copy !req
321. What— what's that?Copy !req
322. - Uh, I said this is private—
- (Manny screaming)Copy !req
323. Sorry, I didn't
catch that over the screaming.Copy !req
324. - I said...
- (Manny screaming)Copy !req
325. Get off our property!Copy !req
326. Well. You didn't have to yell.Copy !req
327. (sighs) Beautiful peace and quiet.Copy !req
328. Hi! I know you probably want
your peace and quiet, (laughs)Copy !req
329. but I've got
a really quick question for ya.Copy !req
330. (sighs) Go see what he wants.Copy !req
331. Why me?
I've got all the wood for the fence!Copy !req
332. I gave birth to our child.Copy !req
333. Hm. I can't believe that still works.Copy !req
334. What do you want?Copy !req
335. Um, so, uh, my kids found this.Copy !req
336. Is this safe to eat?Copy !req
337. Aah! No, no, no!Copy !req
338. That's a Carnian Spirring Lizard Egg!
They're the most poisonous creatures...Copy !req
339. Oh, what? Oops!Copy !req
340. (yelps) Aah!Copy !req
341. Oh, here! Maybe this'll distract 'em.Copy !req
342. OK, Maude, you were right.
The eggs were bad.Copy !req
343. (screaming) It burns! Aah!Copy !req
344. (growls) That's it!Copy !req
345. - (clanging)
- What are you doing?Copy !req
346. It's the middle of the night!Copy !req
347. Oh, we're protecting you from the Hookman.Copy !req
348. Cute nightgown.Copy !req
349. On full moons, he wanders the forest,Copy !req
350. finding unsuspecting victims to hook!Copy !req
351. The only way to stay safe is to be loud!Copy !req
352. Please, just leave us alone.Copy !req
353. We'll make noise in shifts.Copy !req
354. That way, there'll be constant loud noisesCopy !req
355. all the way until the sun rises!Copy !req
356. (Merrick) Now, Maude,
I know you brought all the—Copy !req
357. (growls) Leave!Copy !req
358. but I was thinking...Copy !req
359. I... have... had it...Copy !req
360. with you!Copy !req
361. Leave now!Copy !req
362. Leave! Leave now! Leave!Copy !req
363. (gasps) Yes! Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
364. Honey, guess what!Copy !req
365. I can see out of one eye again, and—Copy !req
366. (gasping) Have you been making pies?Copy !req
367. Yes! I've been up all nightCopy !req
368. preparing a special treat
for the Maizleys. Hyah!Copy !req
369. Strawberry death pies! You are a genius.Copy !req
370. I love you.Copy !req
371. Oh, you like that, do you?Copy !req
372. Then you'll love this!Copy !req
373. (gasps) A pie catapult!Copy !req
374. You haven't built one
since we were dating!Copy !req
375. I— I couldn't sleep last night.Copy !req
376. Because it occurred to me,
they're just going to keep coming back.Copy !req
377. No matter what we do.Copy !req
378. If we want to get back to doing nothing,Copy !req
379. we've got to do something.Copy !req
380. Behold, our new moat!Copy !req
381. You caught alligators?Copy !req
382. I speak alligator! Waah!Copy !req
383. - (alligators groan)
- Waah!Copy !req
384. - (groaning continues)
- To the watchtower!Copy !req
385. Hmm.Copy !req
386. You don't think
the Hookman got them, do you?Copy !req
387. River, the Hookman isn't real.Copy !req
388. Oh, right.Copy !req
389. Then, they must be busy, uh...Copy !req
390. plotting something.Copy !req
391. Yes. Perhaps we should... go...Copy !req
392. see what they're plotting!Copy !req
393. - Maizleys! Maude!
- Children! Merrick!Copy !req
394. - (groans) Annoying children!
- Merrick!Copy !req
395. - Children!
- Are you annoying someone nearby?Copy !req
396. Maizl— (gasps)Copy !req
397. Hey! Wait!Copy !req
398. Maizleys! We've been looking
everywhere for you.Copy !req
399. Where have you been?Copy !req
400. Well, heh, we didn't want
to trouble you anymore.Copy !req
401. So, we went looking for a new home.Copy !req
402. But we couldn't see,
'cause it was pitch black outside,Copy !req
403. which is pretty cool,
but was also kinda the worst.Copy !req
404. But what happened to your belongings?Copy !req
405. Oh, squirrels stole 'em.Copy !req
406. And moths ate all our spare clothes.Copy !req
407. Then we, um, fell down a mountainCopy !req
408. and got stuck real bad
in some quicksand, and, then, uh—Copy !req
409. The Hookman got us.Copy !req
410. (gasps) What?Copy !req
411. Oh, it was terrible.Copy !req
412. He hooked us into buying
homeowner insurance.Copy !req
413. But you guys don't own a home!Copy !req
414. Yeah! Ha ha, he's good.Copy !req
415. Haven't any of you ever learned
to take care of yourselves?Copy !req
416. Well, no, Your Majesty.Copy !req
417. We've never had to before.Copy !req
418. You always took such good care of us.Copy !req
419. You gave us good jobs and a nice home.Copy !req
420. Mm, but ever since you left,
I don't know what we'll do.Copy !req
421. Anyway, we'll get out of your hair.Copy !req
422. We'll find a hole somewhere to live. Heh.Copy !req
423. Maybe live off berries.
How's that sound, kids?Copy !req
424. (flatly) Yah, berries.Copy !req
425. (Queen Moon) Wait.Copy !req
426. Maybe we can help.Copy !req
427. And that's how you grow real food.Copy !req
428. Food. From the ground.Copy !req
429. Are ya pullin' my leg or what?
(laughs) That's crazy!Copy !req
430. You have to get the perfect burn color.Copy !req
431. Aaand... now!Copy !req
432. You're a natural!Copy !req
433. Aw, thanks!Copy !req
434. (New Dad) Pardon me, ma'am, heh.Copy !req
435. We're new to these parts.Copy !req
436. Mind if we set up camp here?Copy !req