1. Hey, Star, Meteora keeps leavingCopy !req
2. these headless dolls in my bed,Copy !req
3. and I'm pretty sure this one has a mole.Copy !req
4. Oh, you brought your room back.Copy !req
5. - Yup.
- What happenedCopy !req
6. to this being temporary?Copy !req
7. It's still temporary.Copy !req
8. Just, uh, you know,Copy !req
9. a longer temporary than I thought.Copy !req
10. Oh, man, I don't wanna sleepCopy !req
11. in the dungeon alone.Copy !req
12. Oh, don't worry. I gotcha.Copy !req
13. Are you gonna do the thing?Copy !req
14. I'm gonna do the thing.Copy !req
15. You're doing the thing!Copy !req
16. I'm doing the thing!Copy !req
17. Sparkle glitter bomb expand!Copy !req
18. After you.Copy !req
19. Wow! I can't believeCopy !req
20. how much I missed all my stuff!Copy !req
21. Everything's here!Copy !req
22. My favorite Mackie Hand poster,Copy !req
23. El Choppo!Copy !req
24. Looking good, buddy.Copy !req
25. Oh! The new lineCopy !req
26. of Princess Turdina merch!Copy !req
27. Let's dismantle the patriarchy!Copy !req
28. Star, this is amazing.Copy !req
29. I know, but don't mention it.Copy !req
30. Ooh.Copy !req
31. Is this Marco Diaz's room?Copy !req
32. Yeah, that's me.Copy !req
33. Oh! Thank goodness!Copy !req
34. I have been lookingCopy !req
35. for Marco Diaz's roomCopy !req
36. for months!Copy !req
37. I got a ransomgram for you.Copy !req
38. - Uh, what?
- Uh, yeah.Copy !req
39. It's a ransomgram,Copy !req
40. it's a funny little song
about how somebody stoleCopy !req
41. something you love,
and they're holding it for ransom.Copy !req
42. What?Copy !req
43. Finally.Copy !req
44. Oh, my gosh. Nachos is in trouble!Copy !req
45. I gotta save her!Copy !req
46. Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where are you going?Copy !req
47. To the Neverzone!Copy !req
48. And then maybe to talk to HekapooCopy !req
49. about telling me
when she loses my dragoncycle.Copy !req
50. Wait, you're going
to that weird future dimensionCopy !req
51. where you're all buff and rugged?Copy !req
52. I am in!Copy !req
53. Ugh... I don't know, Star.Copy !req
54. I went through some really
tough times in that place.Copy !req
55. It's more treacherous
than other dimensions.Copy !req
56. Right. Right, right, yes.Copy !req
57. I see your point, but consider abs!Copy !req
58. Ugh. Okay, fine.Copy !req
59. Abs dimension!Copy !req
60. The Neverzone is on the other side
of the Afflicted Forest.Copy !req
61. We'll never make it there on foot.Copy !req
62. Oh, summoning Cloudy Ca—Copy !req
63. No! We can't fly here.Copy !req
64. There's wild lightning roaming the trees.Copy !req
65. Yeah, that lightning looks pretty wild.Copy !req
66. Aww! Is that a fairy?Copy !req
67. Marco Diaz!Copy !req
68. The fairies here are just like mosquitoes.Copy !req
69. They make a great summoning charm.Copy !req
70. Uh, Marco, what is going on?Copy !req
71. Aah!Copy !req
72. Whoa!Copy !req
73. She's so cool!Copy !req
74. That's Brunzetta.Copy !req
75. We quested together for a while.Copy !req
76. Oh, so you mean quested,Copy !req
77. or, like... "quested"?Copy !req
78. Marco Diaz!Copy !req
79. - As I live and breathe!
- Ah!Copy !req
80. Good to see you, old friend.Copy !req
81. Who's this?Copy !req
82. Brunzetta, this is my best friend, Star.Copy !req
83. Oh!Copy !req
84. Yammy here told me all about you.Copy !req
85. Wait, "Yammy"?Copy !req
86. Oh, one time, Marco insultedCopy !req
87. a necromancer's cooking.Copy !req
88. He got turned into a yam for a whole year.Copy !req
89. Brunzetta, now's not the time!Copy !req
90. We need a ride to the Neverzone.Copy !req
91. Right. I heard those savages got Nachos.Copy !req
92. You gonna give them El Choppo?Copy !req
93. What do you think?Copy !req
94. Classic Yammy!Copy !req
95. And then there was this timeCopy !req
96. we fought a giant scorpion
made entirely of skulls.Copy !req
97. I was just about to chop its head off,
when Yammy got the brilliant ideaCopy !req
98. to light it on fire!Copy !req
99. How was I supposed to know
that fire makes it stronger?Copy !req
100. Wow, Marco.Copy !req
101. You've never told me
about any of these adventures.Copy !req
102. It's not all adventure, Star.Copy !req
103. There's a lot I wanna forget,Copy !req
104. but I can never forget the Neverzone.Copy !req
105. I spent a whole year lost
in this frozen wasteland.Copy !req
106. In all that time, those cruel NeverzoniansCopy !req
107. sat in their glittering ice castleCopy !req
108. never offering me so much as a blanketCopy !req
109. to warm my cold, rippling deltoids.Copy !req
110. Wow. You really have been throughCopy !req
111. some tough times out here.Copy !req
112. Finding El Choppo was the one happy momentCopy !req
113. in that whole dark,
bleak chapter of my life.Copy !req
114. I won't let them take it away.Copy !req
115. It's not safe to linger here.Copy !req
116. We have to go.Copy !req
117. Hyah!Copy !req
118. Wait a minute,
is this the glittering ice castleCopy !req
119. you were talking about? It's all melty.Copy !req
120. I guess time really did
a number on this place.Copy !req
121. You brought the sword.Copy !req
122. Where's Nachos?Copy !req
123. The one you call "Nachos" will be returnedCopy !req
124. when you release the Neverblade.Copy !req
125. I'm not giving you anything
until I see her.Copy !req
126. Nachos! What did they do to you, girl?Copy !req
127. Put our sword in hereCopy !req
128. and we will return your precious Nachos.Copy !req
129. If you want El Choppo,Copy !req
130. you'll have to take it from me.Copy !req
131. Very well.Copy !req
132. - Aah!
- Aah!Copy !req
133. Yah! Ha ha!Copy !req
134. Unh!Copy !req
135. Who's next?Copy !req
136. Can I be next?Copy !req
137. Oh, right.Copy !req
138. Narwhal blast!Copy !req
139. Let's ride.Copy !req
140. Right behind you!Copy !req
141. Yah!Copy !req
142. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
143. We just escaped death!Copy !req
144. Mm, and then I said,Copy !req
145. that's "Nacho" bike.Copy !req
146. Marco, we were there,Copy !req
147. and you never said that.Copy !req
148. Winning is great.Copy !req
149. Indeed!Copy !req
150. Those Neverzonians deserveCopy !req
151. to have their castle melted every night.Copy !req
152. They sure do.Copy !req
153. Wait, what are you talking about?Copy !req
154. I thought you knew.
When you stole the NeverbladeCopy !req
155. you freed a fire demon that's
been terrorizing them for centuries.Copy !req
156. You stole El Choppo?Copy !req
157. What? No. I didn't steal it.Copy !req
158. I— I found it. No one was using it.Copy !req
159. It was just stuck in an ancient statueCopy !req
160. very deliberately, and... Oh, no.Copy !req
161. I totally stole it, didn't I?Copy !req
162. I have to go back.Copy !req
163. What? No! That place is horrible!Copy !req
164. Okay, this shouldn't take too long.Copy !req
165. Don't worry, Marco! I got this!Copy !req
166. Cupcake blast!Copy !req
167. Aah! Oof!Copy !req
168. Waah!Copy !req
169. - Yah!Copy !req
170. Now, Yammy!Copy !req
171. Aah!Copy !req
172. - Huh?
- Star, run!Copy !req
173. Aah!Copy !req
174. - I helped!
- Star, are you okay?Copy !req
175. Uh, yeah. We defeated the beast.Copy !req
176. - We sure did.Copy !req
177. Hurry, take El Choppo and run!Copy !req
178. We'll handle this.Copy !req
179. Oh, El Choppo.Copy !req
180. We've really had quite a run,
haven't we, old friend?Copy !req
181. I remember this one time—Copy !req
182. Marco, no time! Hurry up!Copy !req
183. Seriously, dude?Copy !req
184. Oh, right. Aah!Copy !req
185. I haven't seen a fight like that in ages.Copy !req
186. Yeah, just like old times.Copy !req
187. Indeed. Well, until we meet again, Yammy.Copy !req
188. Brunzetta out!Copy !req
189. Bye, Brunzetta!Copy !req
190. Please don't forget about me.Copy !req
191. What?Copy !req
192. The beast has been defeated!Copy !req
193. You can all finally relax.Copy !req
194. Took you long enough.Copy !req
195. That demon may be gone,Copy !req
196. but our castle is still a hot mess.Copy !req
197. My crops are all fried, man.Copy !req
198. Well, dang, ungrateful.Copy !req
199. Come on, tough guy, let's go home.Copy !req
200. Here, take these until I get back.Copy !req
201. Back? Back from where?Copy !req
202. I may have returned El Choppo,Copy !req
203. but that doesn't make upCopy !req
204. for the thousands of years of terrorCopy !req
205. that I inflicted
upon these poor creatures.Copy !req
206. I'm going to stay,Copy !req
207. and help them rebuild their castle.Copy !req
208. What? No, Marco.Copy !req
209. You don't have to do this.Copy !req
210. You're a good person.Copy !req
211. You just made a mistake.Copy !req
212. I can't run from my misdeeds, Star.Copy !req
213. I must make right with these wraiths.Copy !req
214. Until then, I won't be right... with me.Copy !req
215. Oh, Marco.Copy !req
216. You are, like, so hot right now!Copy !req
217. I know.Copy !req
218. Oh! Aah!Copy !req
219. Oh, Nachos, I'm really gonna miss him.Copy !req
220. Whoo!Copy !req
221. - Marco!
- Star?Copy !req
222. Is that you?Copy !req
223. It's been so long.Copy !req
224. Uh, but I have so much to tell you!Copy !req
225. The castle's all finished,Copy !req
226. I learned to speak Merman,Copy !req
227. I got my first gray hair,Copy !req
228. I taught a group of underprivileged gnomes
how to dance.Copy !req
229. Aww, welcome home, Yammy.Copy !req
230. That's my boy!Copy !req
231. That's my nephew!Copy !req
232. I'm not related to him.Copy !req
233. Excuse me, miss.Copy !req
234. Couldn't help but noticeCopy !req
235. that that lava suit really suits you.Copy !req
236. Well, you don't look so bad
yourself, stranger.Copy !req
237. Well, maybe a little bit bad.Copy !req
238. - Roar!
- Last one ashoreCopy !req
239. is a rotten gargoyle egg!Copy !req
240. Oh, no, ya don't!Copy !req
241. Oh, thanks, Tom.Copy !req
242. That was so much fun!Copy !req
243. But I gotta boogie.Copy !req
244. Aw, you leaving already?Copy !req
245. That party's just getting started!Copy !req
246. Thank you so much
for the wonderful day, everyone.Copy !req
247. Lord and Lady Lucitor,Copy !req
248. it was a pleasure to see you again.Copy !req
249. Yeah, well, some of us
are pretty hard to miss.Copy !req
250. And Gloominus, Exasperella,Copy !req
251. wonderful meeting you both.Copy !req
252. Well, it was a pleasure, dearie.Copy !req
253. You know, I was a mean
tap dancer 20 years ago.Copy !req
254. Wait, Star, so, where are you going?Copy !req
255. I gotta help MarcoCopy !req
256. make dinner for his family.Copy !req
257. Or you could stay.Copy !req
258. I'm sorry, Tom,Copy !req
259. but I promised Marco I'd be there.Copy !req
260. - You understand.Copy !req
261. Uh-oh, one of our nasty storms
is rolling in.Copy !req
262. It looks like it might not
be safe to travel, Star.Copy !req
263. Guess you'll just have to stay
here with usCopy !req
264. till it blows over.Copy !req
265. What? No. I'm not gonna let
a little drizzle get in my way.Copy !req
266. See ya later, handsome!Copy !req
267. You okay?Copy !req
268. I'm okay. I'm okay.Copy !req
269. - Maybe I should—
Aah!Copy !req
270. - Maybe I should—Copy !req
271. - Maybe I should—
Aah!Copy !req
272. Maybe you should come inside!Copy !req
273. You okay, Star?Copy !req
274. That was a close call.Copy !req
275. Yeah, I'm fine,Copy !req
276. but my dinner with Marco—Copy !req
277. How long is this gonna last?Copy !req
278. Hi.Copy !req
279. Yeah, this one looks pretty bad.Copy !req
280. We might be stuck here for a while.Copy !req
281. - (Tom) No way!Copy !req
282. I'm gonna miss out
on all those gnarly pounders!Copy !req
283. Why did I even bring my surfboard?Copy !req
284. How do you think I feel?Copy !req
285. Cooped up with my weird boyfriendCopy !req
286. and my gigantic little sister?Copy !req
287. I like pickles okay,Copy !req
288. but I can't stand cucumbers.Copy !req
289. Well, thank you, Mr. Personality.Copy !req
290. Well, it has been foreverCopy !req
291. since I got to hang
with the Lucitor family.Copy !req
292. Family bonding!Copy !req
293. H-U-R, "Sulphur."Copy !req
294. That's 30 points.Copy !req
295. Oh, nice one, Exasperella.Copy !req
296. What the heck was that?Copy !req
297. Oh, that's just a painting
of my great grandfather, Relicor.Copy !req
298. He was quite the lady killer.Copy !req
299. Uh...Copy !req
300. So, what's with all the shrieky business?Copy !req
301. Oh, he just wants to join us for Drabble.Copy !req
302. (Tom) It's his favorite game.Copy !req
303. Watch out, he cheats.Copy !req
304. Oh, good idea, Honeybunch.Copy !req
305. What did she say?Copy !req
306. Oh, she said that she wanted
to mix up some refreshing demonade.Copy !req
307. Oh, none for me, thanks.Copy !req
308. I never touch the stuff.Copy !req
309. You know, the thing
about demonade is that—Copy !req
310. Well, I'll go give Wrathmelior a hand.Copy !req
311. It's been a while
since we had any one-on-one time.Copy !req
312. Hey, Wrath.
I thought you could use some help.Copy !req
313. I figured it's been a whileCopy !req
314. since we got to hang.Copy !req
315. You know, get in some female bonding.Copy !req
316. So, put me to work. What can I do?Copy !req
317. She always like this when she's cooking?Copy !req
318. Oh! Demon fruitCopy !req
319. goes in the demon blender.Copy !req
320. Uh-d'oy! Got it.Copy !req
321. So, this is some crazy weather
we're having, isn't it?Copy !req
322. On Earth, Marco says
it rains cats and dogs,Copy !req
323. but I've never actually
seen any, so...Copy !req
324. - What's new with you?Copy !req
325. Bet you've been pretty busy.Copy !req
326. Uh, y-you— you kind of overfilled!Copy !req
327. I know I have. Oh!Copy !req
328. Whoo! All right, Wrathmelior,Copy !req
329. you get the blender, I'll take care
of these little creeps.Copy !req
330. - Come back here, you little...Copy !req
331. Ha!Copy !req
332. Yah!Copy !req
333. Hi-yah!Copy !req
334. Now come on out!Copy !req
335. Wrathmelior, I need you!Copy !req
336. Wow, we make
a pretty good team, don't we?Copy !req
337. High five, girlfriend.Copy !req
338. Uh, she left me hangin'.Copy !req
339. What happened here?Copy !req
340. Oh, there was a disagreement.Copy !req
341. "Milkshake" is totally a word, Relicor!Copy !req
342. Hey! What's this?Copy !req
343. Is this a family photo album?Copy !req
344. Oh, this will be so much fun!Copy !req
345. Hey, Tom, can we talk just a second?Copy !req
346. I know, I know, I know, sorry.Copy !req
347. Our Drabble games can get pretty heated.Copy !req
348. No, no. It isn't that.
Although, that was really scary.Copy !req
349. We'll have a conversation later.Copy !req
350. Earlier, in the kitchen,
your mom seemed upset,Copy !req
351. and when I went to high five her,
she totally left me hangin'.Copy !req
352. Star, the woman's name is Wrathmelior.
She's always upset about something.Copy !req
353. Come on, let's go look
at some embarrassing family photos.Copy !req
354. (Tom) Oh, come on, Mom!Copy !req
355. You just had to start with that one.Copy !req
356. Oh, Tom!Copy !req
357. Well, you were just the sweetestCopy !req
358. - little baldy bear!Copy !req
359. (Tom) Little Lord Fool-leroy!Copy !req
360. And who is this young couple?Copy !req
361. Oh! The Silver Bell ball!Copy !req
362. Oh, here we go.Copy !req
363. The Star and Tom section.Copy !req
364. Oh, when I got my horns.
- (Tom) You mean our second date?Copy !req
365. Wait a minute, Tom, you were
at my going-away party?Copy !req
366. Why don't I remember that?Copy !req
367. Oh, my gosh, is that
when you and me had our—Copy !req
368. Oh! Your carriage!Copy !req
369. You took me
to the Blood Moon ball in that.Copy !req
370. (Tom) Yeah, that thing
took forever to put together.Copy !req
371. Wait, you built that crazy thing?Copy !req
372. Well, I— I made it,Copy !req
373. so— so I could drive you
to the Blood Moon ball,Copy !req
374. but it didn't really go
as planned, I guess.Copy !req
375. She's— You know, memoriesCopy !req
376. just get her all misty-eyed.Copy !req
377. Honey? Honey!Copy !req
378. Maybe that's enough of this.Copy !req
379. Okay, whatever your mom's mad about,Copy !req
380. it's definitely something I did.Copy !req
381. Well, she likes you, but I thinkCopy !req
382. she's concerned you might hurt me again.Copy !req
383. Wait, why? Just because we broke up?Copy !req
384. Everybody breaks up.
That's what teenagers do.Copy !req
385. Teenagers are dumb!Copy !req
386. Oh, I know, I know.Copy !req
387. I had issues I had to deal with.Copy !req
388. Okay. Well, then, what is going on?Copy !req
389. Well, it might be
because you kissed Marco.Copy !req
390. You knew about that?Copy !req
391. And you didn't say anything?Copy !req
392. Oh, no, I know it wasn't on purpose.Copy !req
393. It— It was an unusual situation.Copy !req
394. You know, with that weird
photo booth guy and all.Copy !req
395. But you told your mom,
and you didn't tell me?Copy !req
396. You're not supposed to be angry.Copy !req
397. I am.Copy !req
398. If I had kissed Marco,Copy !req
399. wouldn't you want me to tell you?Copy !req
400. Well, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. I guess.Copy !req
401. But you didn't tell me.Copy !req
402. I gotta go.Copy !req
403. Star! I know it didn't mean anything!Copy !req
404. But that doesn't mean
I didn't wanna talk about it.Copy !req
405. So, I talked with my mom.Copy !req
406. Let's— Let's just go inside, okay?Copy !req
407. Tom!Copy !req
408. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
409. Aah!Copy !req
410. Oh, no. I'm coming!Copy !req
411. Aah!Copy !req
412. Star, it's too dangerous!Copy !req
413. - Tom?Copy !req
414. Are you an angel?Copy !req
415. Nah, I got a demon for a boyfriend.Copy !req
416. You okay?Copy !req
417. Yeah, I feel pretty good.Copy !req
418. - Mom, stop!Copy !req
419. I'm okay! I'm okay!Copy !req
420. Oh, jeez, you don't have to cry.Copy !req
421. What— What's happening?Copy !req
422. Wait, was that one of your storms?Copy !req
423. Oh, no.Copy !req
424. What'd she say?Copy !req
425. Sorry, Star.Copy !req
426. My wife has her own
emotional weather system.Copy !req
427. Haven't seen a storm like thatCopy !req
428. since her sister started going out
with her ex-boyfriend.Copy !req
429. She can have him.Copy !req
430. My mom says she's sorry about the storm.Copy !req
431. She says that sometimesCopy !req
432. her temper gets the best of her.Copy !req
433. And she wants to take
one more picture of the two of us.Copy !req
434. For the family album.Copy !req
435. Relicor says he's got two burgers
with you kids' names on 'em.Copy !req
436. Oh, I would hate for Star to breakCopy !req
437. her plans with the Diazes.Copy !req
438. You know what?Copy !req
439. What? W-What was that?Copy !req
440. It was demon for,Copy !req
441. "a burger sounds great."Copy !req
442. Oh! But for the record,
that's not what you said.Copy !req
443. What?Copy !req