Star vs. the Forces of Evil 4x4

Directed by Dominic Bisignano

Rider Strong as Tom Lucitor (voice) • Kevin Michael Richardson as Rhombulus (voice) • Esmé Bianco as Eclipsa (voice) • Keith David as Glossaryck (voice)

Star and Marco plan their beach day, but Eclipsa needs Star's help with an unexpected problem.

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1. (Star) So, yeah, those are the big changes.

2. Eclipsa is queen, Monsters live among Mewmans,

3. and there's this new kind of chocolate called "carob."

4. It's not very good.

5. Hmm. The things that happen when you lose your memory.

6. Yep, things are a bit different!

7. Hey, Star! You want some hay?

8. No, thanks. Uh, I'm good.

9. Monsters living among Mewmans.

10. I never thought I'd see the day.

11. So now that you've seen it, you're, uh, not mad, right?

12. No, I'm not mad.

13. It's just different.

14. Different can be good.

15. Oh, good!

16. Wait, you do remember what monsters are, right?

17. Star, I know what monsters are.

18. Moonpie! Does this mean your memory is back?

19. It's getting there.

20. Huzzah!

21. Oh, wait.

22. Does this mean you remember our 14th anniversary?

23. You got sick on the twirly-whirly wheel

24. and threw up in our caramel corn.

25. What? I was hoping that one would be lost to the ages.

26. - (horse whickers) - Ah!

27. Oof!

28. Well, here we are!

29. The new and improved monster temple.

30. I know it's got a lot of stairs,

31. but, y'know, sometimes it's a nice stroll.

32. You know, a walk might be nice with proper company.

33. - I'm proper company. - (bird chirping)

34. (Queen Moon) Yes, you are.

35. So, didn't you, uh... (chuckles)

36. leave something out?

37. Hmm? Nope, nope. Think I caught her up!

38. What about the 50-foot monster inside that place?

39. - Um, who? - Globgo— Mmph.

40. Come on. I'll race you up the stairs.

41. Ha ha ha! Okay. Ha ha ha!

42. What? I can't say Globgor now?

43. Glossaryck said nothing but the word Globgor for, like, the last year.

44. Marco, I don't know what we're gonna do about

45. (whispering) the "Plucker of Limbs."

46. But I'll deal with it when I figure it out, okay?

47. Oh, I get it. So you're just gonna avoid the problem then?

48. You don't understand.

49. I grew up with stories of Eclipsa's monster love.

50. If she saw him face to face,

51. she'd lose her mind, again! Again, Marco!

52. (sighs) Maybe just don't make a big deal out of it?

53. Your mom might be cooler than you think.

54. I win!

55. (out of breath) Yes, you win.

56. Or, Marco, we can sweep it under the rug

57. until I find a good time to tell her.

58. And as my squire, I order you to be duplicitous in this plan.

59. Where'd you learn that word?

60. So, Mom, what do you think of the place so far?

61. Well, I last remember it being in ruins, so it's nice.

62. Oh! Wait until you see inside.

63. Eclipsa's been fixing it up real nice.

64. You can barely even smell Ludo lived here.

65. Ah, yes, Ludo...

66. (mimicking) "Turns out you're dead."

67. I remember him.

68. See? She got tapestries,

69. chandeliers, some tasteful paintings.

70. What's that?

71. Oh, that's her sculpture collection.

72. Eclipsa looooves sculptures.

73. Wow. What beautiful... art.

74. You call that art?

75. These are masterpieces! Hm hm hm hm!

76. Well, it looks like Eclipsa's really making this place her own.

77. (Eclipsa) Moon?

78. Star was just showing me around.

79. It's really impressive, everything you've do— (grunts)

80. Moon. Do you remember me?

81. Do you remember what I did?

82. (strained) No, not really, it's just...

83. it's just a feeling.

84. I think you're squishing the baby.

85. Oh, no, no, no, she's fine.

86. She only cries like this when she's got a dirty nappy.

87. Manfred!

88. Moon...

89. I'm so sorry for everything that happened.

90. Eclipsa, it's okay.

91. Maybe it's a good thing that I can't remember.

92. - Oh, River. Hello. - (bird slurps, smacks beak)

93. Maybe you'd like to freshen up under the waterfall?

94. (chuckles) Oh, so now that you're queen,

95. you think you can just boss me around?

96. River, go take a bath.

97. Yes, dear, but only because you asked me.

98. He's still processing all of this.

99. And, Moon, my dear, how are you holding up?

100. I know it's a lot to take in,

101. me running the kingdom, Meteora's a baby,

102. and, of course, there's Globgor.

103. Globgor? I feel like I know that name somehow.

104. I'll show you. Right this way!

105. Marco, distraction! Now!

106. - What? Why me? - Marco, just do it!

107. - Aaah aah! - (thud)

108. Oh, no, no, no! Oh, my gosh! Marco, speak to me!

109. You're not supposed to shake people with spinal injuries!

110. You have a spinal injury?

111. No, but if I did, shaking me wouldn't help.

112. Marco, that stunt was totally overkill.

113. Actually, I slipped.

114. Marco! Oh, I am so sorry.

115. We just had the stairs waxed!

116. Whoa! Oof! Ow!

117. Marco, are you all right?

118. Okay, look, Eclipsa,

119. I'm sorry I didn't have a chance to talk you about this,

120. but I think I should be the one to tell my mom about Globgor.

121. Yeah, her memory just isn't all there yet,

122. this is a lot to take in. You know what I mean?

123. Oh, my goodness! Marco, what happened?

124. Uhh...

125. Oh, Mom, Marco was just so excited

126. because he wanted to show you...

127. Eclipsa's guitar.

128. Eclipsa, did you know my mom plays classical guitar like a beast?

129. Ooh! Moon, you simply must play us a tune!

130. Oh. I suppose one song wouldn't hurt.

131. My sweet little angels.

132. (tearing up) Goodbye!

133. That is so beyond brilliant! What if you kicked it up a little, like...

134. Ah, yes, I suppose you could.

135. Perhaps a little...

136. What the...

137. I need to talk to you.

138. Am I losing my mind? They're, like, having fun.

139. That was a close one.

140. You need to tell your mom about Globgor.

141. She's gonna find out sooner or later.

142. Rip that Band-Aid off!

143. Y'know what, you are right, Marco!

144. Mom, I have something important to tell you!

145. - (rock guitar solo) - (Star) Eclipsa! Eclipsa!

146. Eclipsa!

147. Oh, I'm sorry. I just got lost in a solo.

148. Eclipsa, where's my mom?

149. She was just here.

150. No, no, no! Mom!

151. The monster king...

152. Uh, um, Mom, look, I wanted to tell you,

153. but I was just afraid your brain couldn't take it.

154. (Queen Moon) You know, Eclipsa, torches and chisels

155. won't do anything to Rhombulus' magic.

156. I know. But I just couldn't stand the sight of my love

157. just sitting there, trapped, without doing something.

158. I understand.

159. Being separated from the ones you love is a terrible thing.

160. Marco, what's happening?

161. She's being so reasonable.

162. (whispering) I know! I told you she would be.

163. Thank you for being so understanding.

164. That means a lot to me.

165. Eclipsa? Can... can I blow the horn now?

166. I suppose it is time. Yes, please.

167. Dinner is served!

168. You'll never guess what Meteora tried to eat today.

169. Ah, here you are. Open up, darling.

170. What kind of barbarian eats roots and leaves for dinner?

171. The things you miss when you're dead.

172. - (dishes rattle) - Confound it!

173. That was the only vegetable worth eating.

174. - (Queen Moon chuckles) - 300 years later,

175. and he's still the same little scamp.

176. Hello, infant!

177. Gah!

178. Wow! Somebody's teeth grew in fast!

179. Star did the same thing when she was a baby.

180. Ha ha! Babies do the darnedest things!

181. Star also used to wear her diapers as a crown.

182. Ha! Can you imagine?

183. (laughing) Really?

184. At least I didn't wear a meat blanket for a month.

185. Uh, hey, Star, can we maybe move seat— ?

186. Hey, are you okay?

187. I'm perfect.

188. Eclipsa, thank you so much

189. for a wonderful evening.

190. Unfortunately, I must be going now.

191. River.

192. Yes, dear!

193. I never liked you.

194. Uh, he was talking about the broccoli.

195. Whoa whoa whoa, Mom!

196. Wait! Where are you going?

197. Your father and I are going to take off.

198. Oh, it was the Globgor thing, wasn't it?

199. Ugh! I know I should've told you earlier.

200. No, it's not Globgor. It's Eclipsa.

201. What? You guys looked like buds.

202. You were jamming back there.

203. I don't trust her.

204. I guess you don't think I made the right decision then.

205. Look, you were queen, and you made a decision.

206. I may not think it was the right decision,

207. but that doesn't matter.

208. Well, so what're you gonna do?

209. Your dad and I need some time alone together,

210. and he wants to build something called a... yurt?

211. - A what? - A yurt, my dear.

212. It's like a tent, but round!

213. I got the plans right here.

214. I'm going to use my saliva to bind the logs together.

215. That... doesn't sound safe.

216. Yes, it sounds pretty dangerous.

217. Sure you don't want to come with us?

218. I feel like I gotta stay here

219. and help Eclipsa figure this out.

220. I love you, sweetie.

221. I love you, too.

222. You okay?

223. Just kinda feel so grown up.

224. (Star) All right, sunglasses, flip-flops,

225. colorful umbrella, and a cooler stocked with snacks.

226. I am so ready for this day!

227. Hey, I know that picture is from the future,

228. but how come I'm not in it?

229. You're gonna be the one taking the photo, silly goose.

230. Oh! Well, yeah. No, that makes sense.

231. I do have a better eye for composition.

232. - (door opens) - (Marco) Hey, guys?

233. No making fun.

234. Uh, Marco, what's going on, uh, here?

235. I couldn't find my swimsuit,

236. so Eclipsa let me borrow one of Globgor's old ones.

237. Instant classic.

238. Yeah, I didn't think this would work.

239. Star, um, could I borrow you for a moment?

240. Of course!

241. You guys, keep on packing up snacks.

242. I'll be right back.

243. Sorry to take you away from your friends, but I'm in a bit of a bind at the moment.

244. (Star) Is that... Rhombulus?

245. What did you do to him?

246. It's been so long since I've wielded magic,

247. things got a little out of hand.

248. It's far worse than I ever meant.

249. In the heat of the moment, one spell led to another...

250. Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up and explain, please.

251. All I did was ask Rhombulus if he would use his powers

252. to free Globgor from his crystal.

253. But he got mad, heated words were exchanged,

254. yadda, yadda, yadda...

255. - I think he might be dead. - What?

256. Well, dead or in a dreamless sleep forever.

257. I'm not sure which.

258. I didn't know what to do, so I brought him back here.

259. Whoa, whoa, wait. Didn't the entire kingdom see you do that?

260. Oh, no, I'm pretty sneaky.

261. Any progress, Glossaryck?

262. Progress? (laughing)

263. I don't work for you.

264. Poke.

265. - (phone ringing) - Hold on a second, will you?

266. Hey, uh, Star? Glossaryck let me borrow

267. one of his swim trunks, but I think they're too small.

268. They look great on him!

269. Huh? Glossaryck?

270. Are you in two places at once?

271. Sometimes...

272. one place isn't interesting enough.

273. Can I get your opinion on these trunks before we go?

274. Marco, I am busy! Just pick a swimsuit!

275. Okay, here we go, Glossaryck.

276. How do we fix this?

277. I dunno. I told Eclipsa to ask you.

278. What? I can't fix this!

279. Ugh! Eclipsa, can't you just undo your spells?

280. You know, in reverse?

281. In reverse. Of course.

282. I don't know why I didn't think of that.

283. Thank you, Star. I knew you'd have the answer.

284. (softly) Bubble-Bubble Toil and Struggle.

285. Cold Shoulder Ice Storm.

286. Poison Gas Manipulation.

287. Sorry about that.

288. And... Dreamless Sleep.

289. Hmm.

290. Hmm? Eclipsa!

291. - Aaah! - (clank)

292. Aaaaah!

293. You! You did this to me!

294. You Rhomb-napped me!

295. Okay, and you gotta fix his hands.

296. Aw... that's my Ouroboros spell

297. I'm proud of that one.

298. Eclipsa...

299. Okay, fine.

300. Ouroboros.

301. You're nuts, lady!

302. You have venom on your face.

303. Rrrrrr!

304. I think you owe him an apology

305. Look, I'm sorry, Rhombulus.

306. I didn't mean for things to get so out of hand.

307. Well, I'm sorry your monster husband

308. is a Mewman-eatin' menace!

309. No, Rhombulus! Stop for one second!

310. She's trying to apologize!

311. Exactly. I'm sorry that Rhombulus doesn't know

312. how to use his inside voice!

313. Globgor hasn't eaten a Mewman since before we started dating!

314. Yeah! Wait, what?

315. Once Globgor and I fell in love, he became a vegetarian.

316. Just for me!

317. He wouldn't eat a Mewman if he was starving

318. and it came with a side of ranch!

319. A likely story.

320. Cool it, you two!

321. Eclipsa, it's fair that you would want your hubby back.

322. Rhombulus, you and the rest of the Magical High Commission

323. have your reasons for not wanting to free Globgor.

324. But you both just gotta talk it out.

325. You probably won't reach an agreement overnight.

326. It might take years!

327. But it is the grown-up thing to do.

328. Now, are we all grown-ups here?

329. (both) Yes!

330. That's right.

331. Oh, wait, except I'm still a teenager,

332. so I'm gonna go.

333. Hey, Marco! Strap Tom to that wagon,

334. 'cause I am ready to hit the beach!

335. - Mewman-eater! Mewman-eater! - Crystal-headed tyrant!

336. - That's it! - (phone beeps)

337. Macaroon Mele Swarm!

338. Aah!

339. Megaaaa Narwhal Blast!

340. I liked you better when you were sleeping.

341. Spiral Hypno Slumber!

342. Nice try. Hypno Spells bounce right off.

343. Aaah!

344. Oh, dear!

345. Hey, Star? Uh, Tom likes 'em,

346. but I think Glossaryck's trunks are cutting off my circulation.

347. Would your dad mind if I borrowed his loincloth?

348. (Marco) Star! Wake up!

349. My legs! Ohh! So tingly!

350. Dude! You'll never guess where I found your swimsuit.

351. Aw, look what you did to Star!

352. Low Self-Esteem Nightmare Dream.

353. Monkey stole 'em! (laughing)

354. Is that... me?

355. Am I wearing... make-up?

356. I am!

357. And— and boots?

358. I mean, what am I thinking?

359. Marco, am I ridiculous?

360. You look fine, dude.

361. Oh, no.

362. I have terrible taste in fashion and friends!

363. Oh!

364. I won't miss again!

365. Low Self-Esteem Nightmare Dream!

366. Wait a second. Are these my muscles?

367. I'm not buff enough! I gotta work out!

368. - One, two, three... - (Marco groaning)

369. Star, wake up! Hah!

370. Ugh! What happened?

371. Aah! Loincloth?

372. What the heck is going on?

373. (Rhombulus) Eighty, ninety...

374. Super Sonic Leach Bomb!

375. Aaah! Ugh!

376. - Uh! Huh? Oh, no! - (crystal shatters)

377. My other crystal Nipple Demon!

378. I still wasn't sure which one was evil.

379. - (evil laughter) - Huh?

380. - (slap) - Aaaah!

381. Pretty sure that was the good Nipple Demon.

382. Yeah, I think we can let him go.

383. That's it! We can't have Nipple Demons running all over the place!

384. - Tom? - What?

385. Take this sweaty teen out of here.

386. It's not my fault this swimsuit's too tight.

387. Mama's gotta deal with these babies.

388. Hey! No more!

389. - What? - (pop)

390. Look, this thing is gettin' out of hand.

391. Why're you telling me? She's the evil one!

392. I should just recrystallize her like her freak husband!

393. Dude, saying stuff like that

394. is probably why this is happening.

395. She's the one who started it!

396. Uh, Rhombulus?

397. Eclipsa!

398. What was that?

399. (Rhombulus) Uh... huh?

400. What?

401. Eclipsa?

402. (Rhombulus) Uh... uh...

403. Why are there so many holes in my face?

404. (Right Snake) I don't like this!

405. (Left Snake) Everything's so dark and cold!

406. Eclipsa!

407. (Eclipsa) Okay, j-j-just hold on!

408. Aah! Oof!

409. You have no idea what you're doing!

410. I can explain! Oooh!

411. Eclipsa, stop!

412. Ohh!

413. Oh, man, that had to hurt!

414. That was your body, you idiot.

415. Eclipsa,

416. what are you doing?

417. (Eclipsa) I'm sorry, Star. There's no other way.

418. This is not the way to get what you want!

419. You can't just take someone else's body like this.

420. It's gross! Ugh!

421. How is anyone supposed to trust you

422. if you use spells like that?

423. How am I supposed to trust you?

424. (sigh) You're right.

425. - (Rhombulus) Huh? - (Snakes) Oh, my gosh!

426. We're back! All right!

427. - Yah! Huh! - What?

428. Hey, Rhombulus. You okay?

429. Let's see. I was just violated by dark magic.

430. What do you think?

431. I— I'm sorry, Rhombulus.

432. This isn't over, Mewman-eater!

433. Oh, I almost forgot. Hah!

434. He's never getting out of that crystal.

435. Thank you, Star.

436. I just wanted so badly for Globgor to be free.

437. But you're right.

438. The kingdom comes first.

439. - (water boiling) - Whoa!

440. I still think it's too warm.

441. Nah, if it's boiling, it's just right.

442. Dude.

443. What's— What's going on here?

444. Is this— Is this what bro time is?

445. What? No.

446. While you were still with Eclipsa,

447. we decided why not still have a beach day?

448. Aw, you guys! You didn't have to do this!

449. We just wanted to do something to make your day better.

450. - (chattering) - Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

451. Star, are you okay?

452. Yeah, I'm okay.

453. It's— It's— It's just so sweet!

454. Awww! Happy beach day, Star.

455. Hey, Marco, did you ever find that swimsuit?

456. Uh, yeah, I did.

457. It just looks better on somebody else.